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Literature / Re: AS E DEY Happen(a Pidgin Story) by maputohq: 6:11am On Aug 03, 2014
Cool...Following.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 10:04pm On Aug 02, 2014
dre11:

without those complication....... man will be so predictable and robotic.... thereby making the world boring place to liveembarassed


happy born-day to u babe2sure
hope that cake wey i see for ur moniker nah correct one oooogrin
Live a life of humility; you won't get humiliated.
Literature / Re: The Paradox Of Abel (The Sequel) by maputohq: 9:55pm On Aug 02, 2014
You r doing a good Job.
Literature / Re: Which Kyn Lyf? (IN PIDGIN) by maputohq: 9:53pm On Aug 02, 2014
Three girls come register for the school. Dem tok say dem know me well well but me Neva see dem before; dem be dey live for my area. Na from their mouth I hear am. One of the girl, Mary dey follow me play well well sotey tosin go tell Chike say I don get anoda wife for school, my broda carry am dey yab me for house.

I go school one morning, early. E no tey before bisi enter class too. Bisi come meet me.
“Jaja, please follow me to the market over there.” she beg me. The market wey Bisi been dey tok about no far from the school. My mama work place no far from the market and she dey always buy something from there. What if my mama catch me with girl for inside market?
“Alright, I'll go with you.” I ansar am. I try hide the fear wey dey my body; My prayer be say make my mama no see me. Since the tym wey I still small, maybe five years, she don dey warn me about girls. She been don ask me if I been dey shook hand for girl yan$h. I tok say I no dey do am. The kyn way she been take ask me, I tok yes for wet in I no dey do. E get anoda tym wey one small girl go tell her mama say I shook hand enter im yan$h. The mama ask well well but I no remember the tym wey I shook hand for person y@nsh. Dem bring another boy, ask the girl again if na me or the other boy, she still point me. I no dey follow the girl play or yarn, which tym dat one kon happen? The tym wey my mama take hear story, she carry cutlass to cut my hand. She beat devil comot for my body; I begin suffer for wetin I no do. Anytym wey I see the girl, e go be lyk say make I kill am but since we comot for the Area, I no see am again. The story na something I no dey like remember, e dey make me cry.

I follow bisi enter market, lyk say dat one neva do bisi, she hold my hand. Which kyn wahala I wan enter so? I begin pray for my mind. My mama must not see me. Bisi been dey gist me tory, dey follow laff join. If she know wetin been dey my mind, she for free me. Na just disc bisi go buy. She buy finish, comot for market. Thank God, mama no enter market dat morning.

Chike and me just dey run parolz on a low key outside house. My mama must not know say we get friends wey be girl; no be even girlfriend sef. Maybe we go call them admirers. My mama strict sotey you no go think of babe. Chike try to read well so dat im go pass well well for im school. As im dey SS 2 dat tym, im get plenty rivals for school. I been get only chibuzor, dem plenty for im own school wey dey follow am drag. The funny thing be say na girls dey follow am drag; maybe na why im dey friend only im principal daughter. Chidi, for im own side still dey Jss 2. Im neva start follow person fight for position for im own class. Na for am only to dey go school, dey return. E go hard before you see chidi open im book.


My mama see say I always dey happy since I begin go dat computer school. The Jaja wey she dey see dey different from the one wey she been dey see for SSCE tym.
“Jaja, e be lyk say you dey enjoy your computer lesson?” mama smile as she ask me.
“yes mama.” I ansar. “ i meet plenty friends for there. Dem be nice people.”
“No go dey play for there o. Just face wetin you go do for there.” mama yarn. She don dey tell me dat thing since I dey primary school. I been dey wonder if to play na bad thing. I remember the day wey I dey play for school when she come visit. I run sharply enter class as I see am dey come. I been surprise say she no tok anything when I reach house.

“Mama.” I call. “My money remain five thousand wey I neva pay.”
“I go pay am when I get money.” I no follow her argue, I know say she no get money. She for gimme if she get.
“mama, I wan buy some books.” chike tok im own.
“mama, me sef wan buy book.” chidi join.
“mama, I wan dis, mama I want dat, I don hear ooo, mama pikin them.” As my mama yarn finish, she enter room go sleep. We sef carry our own wahala comot for house. Na only the twins, Amaka and Chichi remain. Make dem give their mama small wahala. We don know say if mama dey sleep, no try disturb her, except you wan cry.
Romance / Re: I Am Sexually Attracted To My Close Friend! What Do I Do? by maputohq: 8:01pm On Aug 02, 2014
Nothing.
Literature / Re: Which Kyn Lyf? (IN PIDGIN) by maputohq: 7:51pm On Aug 02, 2014
your guy will return tonight...*wink*
Poems For Review / Re: Win A Recharge Card By Suggesting A Title For This Poem by maputohq: 7:48pm On Aug 02, 2014
Lovely Cold.
Literature / Re: Endorse Topics To Make The Frontpage by maputohq: 5:25pm On Aug 02, 2014
Romance / Young Love? by maputohq: 4:47pm On Aug 02, 2014
An enemy of mine playfully called a ‘Small girl’ of probably 8 or 9 ‘my wife’ and the girl took it serious. The girl once told me to tell the guy that ‘he is too fine,' that was before he playfully said the sh¡t.
Is the little girl insane? because she certainly knows nothing about love. The guy should be between 17-19.
Romance / Re: 12 Warning Signs That Its Emotional Infidelity And Not Just Friendship by maputohq: 4:38pm On Aug 02, 2014
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Religion / Re: The Islamisation Of Nigeria. The Nigerian Constitution Recognises Only Islam. by maputohq: 4:17pm On Aug 02, 2014
The sh¡t is too long to read. Nigeria operates the kind of English legal system. The argument my lecturer laid was that The English law was gotten from the church. We borrowed that system. The constitution only provides for Islamic law for the sake of the Muslim population. I wonder why there should be an argument if not that our political leaders are dull an clueless. Please see section 10 of the constitution.

The is no need for any Christian courts.

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Romance / Re: When A Guy Sleeps With A Drunk Lady; Who Is To Blame? by maputohq: 3:48pm On Aug 02, 2014
Paroman: why both bro? I feel most of the blame should be on the guy, especially if the lady he slept with happens to be a friend.
why r u asking again? since you disagree with ‘both’, I'll say the brewery producing the bear should be blamed.

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Literature / Re: Writing Challenge: Write A Short Story In 100 Words by maputohq: 7:09pm On Aug 01, 2014
Larrysun ...congrat
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 6:39am On Aug 01, 2014
mystiqueDZ: All we have to say is thank you Lord for this month...
month of blessings...bless me o lord.
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month Of August! Drop Your Wishes Here by maputohq: 6:36am On Aug 01, 2014
na how I go take reply?
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 12:13am On Aug 01, 2014
barackodam:



Chinua Achebe is the name of the man that wrote "things fall apart"
apart from you, I love no one else.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 9:55pm On Jul 31, 2014
mystiqueDZ: Senior maputohq I hail oh tongue
oh...I am returning it...I remain loyal.
Sports / Re: I Want Nigeria Back — Keshi by maputohq: 9:54pm On Jul 31, 2014
I love da big boss

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Romance / Re: Are People Really Ugly? by maputohq: 9:46pm On Jul 31, 2014
Yea...people are ugly.
Nairaland / General / Re: List Of Nairalanders I Have Seen Real Life But Have Not Seen Me. by maputohq: 9:43pm On Jul 31, 2014
Laughing in Igbo...chichichichichichi

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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 9:38pm On Jul 31, 2014
mystiqueDZ: Aids?Do you know your status?
status quo should be maintained... I remain you senior.
Romance / Re: Romantically Confused!!! by maputohq: 4:57pm On Jul 31, 2014
Who tell u say she dey in love? She was in need and she knew you will give her but you should ve given it in form of a LOAN.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 4:53pm On Jul 31, 2014
ebullientV: Become anything you want. As much as i don't believe in horoscope, I can't lie that sometimes it's spot on!
on the fence, stood a bird.
Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by maputohq: 6:26am On Jul 31, 2014
mystiqueDZ: Mind of my own...
own a car? meet me for advice on its maintainance.
Politics / Re: 10-year-old Female Suicide Bomber.. Made In Nigeria Suicide Bomber by maputohq: 6:18am On Jul 31, 2014
This is it...in other words, A young girl was strapped with something and was told that it was harmless .What does a child know?

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 20 Signs You’re A Creative Person. by maputohq: 6:13pm On Jul 30, 2014
I'm just like that
Literature / Re: Writing Challenge: Write A Short Story In 100 Words by maputohq: 9:51pm On Jul 29, 2014
LarrySun:
Really? Wow! I'm pleased cheesy Try to read the short story I posted. I'm sure you'll like it grin
I've done dat already... didn't u see my comment. I quoted it n also did d needful.
Literature / Re: Writing Challenge: Write A Short Story In 100 Words by maputohq: 8:32pm On Jul 29, 2014
LarrySun:
Lol! That's abso-freaking-lutely hilarious. cheesy
wow...tnx man...I've been following one of your thread with keen interest...maybe I'm your new fan...

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