₦airaland Forum

QueenSuccubus:



I juz don't get it...wat kind of MUMUNESS is this? Please explain

Honestly, am sure that boy nuts sometimes dey loosed. Or most likely has temporary brain problems.

alfredo4u:
You won't understand... I have benefited so much from nairaland.

I love my family and nothing can change it. Nairaland is my second home. I confide in you guys because I only take the good advices and do away with the useless one that people like you give.

Today, I do say thank ma to my mother Inlaw and everybody around.

Unless you, you don't benefit and take the best advise as I do on this platform.

Thanks

You too like love making. Wetin dey do una sef?. In our time we give clear two months before making love. But you these jet age boys will do every thing fast fast. Why are you people always in are hurry?

eezeribe:
Op,this is your second family issue on nairaland....
Are you the only married man on nairaland
Did you marry your wife on nairaland
Please stop congesting our cyberspace with your small family wahala.Thanks

Me don tire too. This issue is too little and smallest issue to visit N/land to complain. But one thing be say some of these boys too like to make love. Na something we do tire this boy wey be starter dey desturb here.

HDVideos:
When did Tinubu represent the views of Yorubas, I am a yoruba person and I can't wait for the Clueless, directionless, Ignorant, Divisive, crude, Corrupt bigot called buhari to leave. If he can leave today self I would love it. I voted for him and I regret that decision. He is bereft of ideas.

As for Tinubu he is one of the greatest undoing to Eko and other parts of the south west. Looting us dry. The only thing i see he has done well is picking competent people to run the affairs of lagos. Aside that he is a very big THIEF. Only those that don't have the south west and Nigeria as a whole would deny this.

Note:- I am not saying PDP was better. We jist need a revolution in this country. All these people are taking us for granted. Buhair made so much promises then went back on it. We have been taken for fools by these thiefs. It don do.

The self inflicted depression face because of voting that wet garry president is no joke. I personally appealled to my daughters who are in marriage to vote for Buhari. I told my two sons who are also on thier own to vote this daft call Buhari. What do we get today is every day regrets. This first thing this man said about is 7%, and actually started with only one sided appointments. That was when i noticed that I have made a mistake. On Thieffnubu, I trust him when it come to deceiving people. Tinubu started the apc lying and propaganda. He is very bitter with Buhari. I will not forget to mention that Tinubu is, as at today, one of the greatest, I mean greatest thieves world wide. He own about three quarter of Lagos state.

Khd95:
Fayose right now,

he will be like "what bubu has joined together,let them be scattered"

That is my prayer too. Any thing etc. that is linked to bubu should be scattered so that by 2019, buhari and apc will not be mentioned. Am conpletely fed with this government. I have never, never experienced this hardship. A situation where non of tenents pays my rent? To make it worse, not hope and direction. They are even now planning to remove Okorocha thereby trying to cause more troubles. Tufiakwa

Geeoriginal:
"Yoloba people" has stood against bad governance and government in this country more than any other group. I don't know if you were born during the military, if yes, you will understand that what you said above is completely wrong. The Femi Falana you are referencing here has been to jail many times because of his stand concerning government. Where is Fela, Gani Fawehinmi, Tai Solarin etc. from? They are the people that have look guns in the face and still continue to maintain their stand. Which other tribe has produced this type of men in their great numbers?

I even worked for Awo for three days. Those you mentioned actually did all the actions but that was when tribal sentiment was not made pronounced as it is today. Tinubi, because of GEJ, arranged with the hausas, pulled and voted him out. You will agree with me that going by the force of those votes by the Yorubas was very terrible. We have never recorded that hate and sentimental votes. This was the time when tribal matters came up. As it is today, it is now purely tribal. Imagine some young yoruba lawyers now openly talk against, with high degree of bitterness, because Buhari has abandoned Tinubi and almost the entire Yorubas ethnic group.
But you nor mention late Rotomi Wialliams, one of most popular lawyers I accused of only working for government. What about that?

DirewolfofStark:
You're actually wrong in one detail: The Gordon Bell Prize is not the Nobel prize of computing.
The highest honor given to a computer scientist is the Turing Prize.

You are wrong some how. It is call the Turner's prize. Turners was the first white man to win that prize.

guy30stainless:
[color=#000099][/color] Chai God just give me half of this guy's brain. E too much for one person

He be like this intelligente thing na heritage. When I was in the university. To get a result a little above average, na continues sleepless nights reading including taking coffee etc. Am wondering some people are super. Before GEJ became known, I knew him as high up there. Why some people nor get brain at all. Na wa this nature

Jesusloveyou:
fashola, onu and ameachi have more than that result your ineffectual buffoon get with expo

GEJ na Doctor

freeze001:
Does Falana mean that the NASS does not or cannot have an internal disciplinary mechanism applicable to its members? Is that not what the independence of the NASS is about? Is he also going to say the NJC has no power to investigate petitions made on judges and make its pronouncements before further action is taken because they are also subject to the provisions of the Constitution?

The NASS must be and is in fact able to activate an internal investigation and disciplinary mechanism for its members particularly on the conduct of any member as in the case of Ali Ndume.

Na God catch Ndume. He was trying portray the senate president and Dino in bad light but some how his will did not come to pass and he immediately changed and shouted that he was protecting the interest of the senate

Leboska:
Falana's argument sounds more like a beer parlour's argument

Am wonder why Yoloba people like to always support government even when the government is clearly wrong. The same thing Rotomi Williams was doing to the extent that majority of Nigerians were complaining that when Rotomi dies, the Nigerians masses will not attend his burial.

sammyj:
This fat mouth crook still get mouth to talk after collecting his national cake to build school and set up other investments outside the country. Shameless P*G!!!!

Ole Thieffnubu

sarrki:
Asari you are only speaking for your tummy

You are part of the people that looted Niger Delta dry


Rather than investing in the Niger Delta you went to Benin and invest there


Asari you are a fraudster

Are you now saying you do not know meaning and origin of Thieffnubu?

abeniagbon:
whats the meaning of all this

How you want us to answer this question. The truth is that we all in for this punishment from ap and Buhari

Aburi001:
⚠ WARNING ⚠

Any Nigerian caught trying to commit suicide must be rescued immediately and arrested.

We're all in this economic crisis mess together. Nobody is going anywhere henceforth

but in your present many dey commit suicide.

johnshagb:
Too bad. Suicide aint the solution. But wait, Why not take some of the kids to foster home or something like that or it doesnt work like that here.

I hate to read people going in such a cowardly horrible way. His soul RIP

But, maybe because I have not been to those countries that are badly wounded by hardship and hungry, I cannot tell if they were recording many suicides. This government can devise other means of avoid this new trends. The government and other wealthy people should come to our resque. It is very weaking and emotional to read this recent suicides.

Nwodosis:
When PDP accused Buhari of being responsible for the suicide dives, some didn't understand that PDP meant his government policies that has brought recession which gave birth to hardship, family pressure, unwillingness for single men to get married and the rests! This government should at least give people on the awaiting suicide list their usual propaganda of CHANGE to save lives!

This your thread has about 60% truth. I think Lai Mohammed should start off and intenfy his propaganda. From the look of things, since the propaganda of apc reduced, the increase in the suicide os more. It means people now feel completely hopeless. The little cover from propaganda of apc seems that it was impacting little hope on, especially the guillibles. Now that propaganda has reduced and the real truth is open, frustration is seriously inflicting more damage on people. i realy feel for Nigerians sha.

LordIsaac:
Fact...street men and corrupt legislooters trying to engage a renowned professor of constitutional law on matters bounding on the constitution? I think whatever opium they are high on is gradually moving them to the brink of insanity!

The painful aspect is when Sagay said Buhari cannot be threatened easily and the same bread-like Buhari has just waken up from sleep and decided to send a team to talk and appeal to the senators and people are saying Buhari cannot threatened. What does Buhari know? If Buhari is normal, all these issues would have been settled long before now. Everything has turned up down before him dey wake from sleep.

SmartchoicesNG:

I am yet to understand why Buhari is bent on heating up the polity.

All these hullabaloo are completely avoidable.

Maybe we should swear Osinbajo in as substantive President. While Buhari goes on a permanent leave with his kitchen cabinet.

That is why I am always angry with my self for voting for this push and start dunce Buhari. If he cannot do the work, let him get out now. All these troubles can be settled within two days by taking and taking quick decisions. Very simple to handle, but this animal thing call buhari does not even know what is happening. What he does is to sit down like garri and bread socked inside water melting. He enjoys drawing this country gradually downward. No day passes me with regretting and heating up my self for voting this foolish man. Very painful.

spartan117:
One Nigeria till death

That time don pass. Una nor go deceive us again.

vani86:
In other words you be olodo, dundy. Your mates made at least 2:2 and after 5 years in university, you came out with 3rd class and proud because a thug like melaye is also a dundy.

SMH leaders of tomorrow

Those words were supposed to be used for Buhari who does not even have school certificate.

yemaldo:
Is Nigerian Senate now Saraki's Senate?
1. Larmorde attempted to arraign Saraki's wife and he was surmoned to appear before the Senate. I'm sure you know the rest.
2. Saraki was arraigned before CCB and swiftly the Chairman was surmoned and even attempts were made to change laws governing CCB. Just because of Saraki
3. The AGF initiated the arraignment of Saraki on forgery case and immediately he was also surmoned to appear before the Senate.
4. Won't bore you with the Magu's story. But we all know how far
5. Almighty Saraki also decided to ride a #300m Range Rover but "common" Ali, the CG crossed his path by asking for the payment of the right duty. We all know what wearing of "Uniform" caused in the Senate.
5. Lest I forget, the SGF truthfully made it known that the constituency projects will not be executed by the Senate since that is not their constitutional responsibility. Haaaaaa he was again surmoned as usual to come and explain his "grass cutting" assignment and inflation of contract.
Hmmmmmmm the big questions are (1) Is the Nigerian Senate now Saraki's Senate? (2)Is Saraki acting on behalf of Nigerians or on his own behalf? (3)Must Saraki continue to be holding Nigeria to ransom as he did in Kwara? (4)Is it not high time we called this bully to order by telling him that if Kwara State has been turned into the personal property of the Sarakis, Nigeria is not. Probably he is living in the world of illusion.
Copied by the Vanguard Activists for the development of Kwara State.

Rubbish questions. You should be asking Buhari all these questions if what this government is doing is what we voted for?

ba7man:
At least the party is making a move to expose and fight the bad eggs within it unlike PDP that celebrated its criminals and gave some National awards.

You are right. Since the head of the government continue to allow his government to go down because of high degree of incompetence, dunceness, it is good for all of us.

VolTOxic:
Your comment is full of hate & anger. Why?

Did this stired up a bad memory for you or you hate seeing people happy?! Anyway, those two you labelled ‘monkeys’ are getting married. Take a dive into a pool.

Wey you? It is only domestic animals like fowls, dogs that can do what that boy and girl dey do. These are some of the reasons why marriages of this kind lasts only few hours. You just jump at each in an open field and say I want to marry you. Very disorganised system. A normal system should scheduled suitable date and time, pay visit to the parents and carry out the necessary things as humans. All my daughter are married with children, otherwise, they will not try that. We are Africans. We must not photocopy the oyibos to avoid very short period marriages. Remember all things done in this jet age do not last. As you jet inn, so too you will let out very fast. Football field marriage proposal. Uncultured system

Aburi001:
Saraki Is A Threat To Our Democracy.

Never trust bucky, he has been a threat to Nigerians, he doesn't need to make any statement to affirm that

A man that procured N300m vehicle is a threat to democracy.

A man that presides over N115bn National assembly budget which has no details is a threat.

A man whose penchant for forging is a threat to our democracy.

A man who left burning issues to discuss uniform is a threat.

A man who has been evading the court of law is a threat to our democracy.

A man who gave the nod to budget padding via obnoxious constituency project is a threat to our democracy.

A man that is yet to promulgate any law to better the life of Nigerians for the last 657 days is a threat to democracy.

A man who has the powers to checkmate the executive and bring smile to millions of Nigeria but looked away is a threat.

Saraki alone can make Nigeria move now. There is no borrowing without his approval. For the last 90 days he been on the prowl of danse Macabre.

Saraki alone can make the Discos sit right by reviewing the fraudulent sale. He is yet to give it a look so he is a threat all form.

So there is no issue of herdsmedia. The mind is always resonating the reality on ground. Saraki closed down the government on the 9th of June 2015.

What an evil society. The Nigerians custom usually issue out fake custom documents at the same time turning round to impound vehicle without and those with fake papers. He nor go better una.

ngeneukwuewuGOAT:
Useless ppl


Hunger dey kill ppl everyday.

Suicide on the rise


pRices of goods soaring higher

No power, no road, no money in the pockets of common men, no hope, no future, no job, no direction.


Yet this idiots spends precious time to organise such a useless show of shame with hard erned task payers money.

E no go better for APC



CHECK THE FOOL ABOVE ME, HE NEEDS A ROPE ROUND HIS NECK.

Oh boy, please forgive me and reverse that swear. I do not know that Buhari and apc were just ready to drive away GEJ. I though I voted for human being. Please, am very sorry. Atleast my singular vote and my family too contributed to this severe hardship. I am also feeling the pain even more than any other persons. I must confess I am suffering slowly. Nothing is working ,because of this stupid mad man call Buhari.

CliffordOrji:
We Igbos support Senator Ali Ndume. Ali Ndume is greater than all Igbo men both dead and alive. Ali Ndume is greater than ojukwu.
Ali Ndume is greater than chinua achebe
Ali Ndume is greater than nnamdi azikiwe
Ali Ndume is greater than nnamndi kanu

which kind rubbish boy be this?

geostrata:


GRILL ke...na suya? or chicken grill

At least the ABU VC honour the invitation unlike the Custom BossBus, who feels bigger than the country

Like Buhari, like his appointee. If Buhari has continued to disobey court orders, why would the Custom bus not do the same? If Buhari hear grand, why would he not call to order all his appointees

nijascammers:
ipob you're back with your own certificate of robbery and drug trafficking, please head to Indonesia if you have liver.

He just dey pain me when the most suitable place for people like Buhari was to sit at home play with his grand children dey come rule because he is in majority. Not only that. He is also Fulani and an I Islamist who is ready for anything fight, destruction killings etc. come dey rule us. I was with one of the most popular oil companies. All its operational vessels, over twenty of them were packed, showing that the economy is completely dead. Meaning there is no hope. It is highly painful that we all are dying slowly because one dunce quota leader dey rule.

TheSlyone2:
Some people go commit suicide today...


Good news, even with the current recession, Rope and Rat poison shouldn't exceed N200...


Bubu, when is your principal coming to clarify things?

Nigerians don suffer. Imagine that dunce old Buhari dey rule because him na hausa, Fulani and Islam that can fight any time dey rule us without passing through school

Eniza:
ThankGod for the clarity by the VC...Buhari oya show us your own

Buhari principal and vc for secondary school don die. Imagine a whole president, a leader of a very complex society does not have school certificate and because of strong eye join army through quota system, rise to general. Tomorrow, the same abnormal Nigerians will want Nigeria to move forward. This country don tumble updawn.

HungerBAD:
Loser.

Exactly why ladies should never ever, no matter the story he says,or how in love you are with him or even how convincing he is.

Alllow him take nude pictures of you or make you send one to him, or make a tape with him.

Only girls with inferiority complex send nude pictures.

Ladies should also be careful who they date. Please and please it is 2017,and I advice ladies to take their time to look for somebody mature in " Mentality" to date,and not some kid.

See how you dey talk talk as if you are talking to an inch responsible and normal people. How many normal young girls do we still have in this country? You nor dey hear young boys dey say, they are not ready to marry because of the highly indesciple and irresponsible manners displayed by the so girls abi ladies? These aimless ladies are only dependent on raw cash. They have notthing to offer in marriage. They are only ready for nude pictures, puting on latest dresses, buy food from the fast food joints and go on non stop prostitutions including those who are in the so call marriages. Visit each other and talk lies without stop, talk of how this and that one is buying good cloths, foods, cars. etc., mainwhile, they do not know the difference between salt and peper yet you are there talking of matured this and that advicing who?