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He is soooooooooooooooo cute. HBD

manny4life:
Permit me to say that you're the ignoramus here... You're spilling insults everywhere thinking that you have said something. If you don't know how RCCG is tiered, kindly shut up and ask. If it was a crusade, like the article said, did he follow the protocol involved? If you can answer the question, then you have also answered the question of "Do you ask the pastor what prompt him to invite pasuma"?

was it not your pastor that invites him? Are you saying your pastor doesn't know about your doctrine? X

manny4life:
Permit me to say that you're the ignoramus here... You're spilling insults everywhere thinking that you have said something. If you don't know how RCCG is tiered, kindly shut up and ask. If it was a crusade, like the article said, did he follow the protocol involved? If you can answer the question, then you have also answered the question of "Do you ask the pastor what prompt him to invite pasuma"?

was he not your pastor that invites him? Are you saying your pastor doesn't know about your doctrine?

mightyleks:
no google isnt.... you have to b able to justify your defence hence am not leaving you alone

hold me tight

Emusan:
because Pasuma is not singing to edify the body of Christ.



Yes it is and that's why such step could be taken before people like you will see Pasuma performing and shout, what is church turning to this day?



Nobody condemned here ma, just a step to prevent such shout.



This is a contradictory statements ma, if you think Pasuma is holier than them why did you THINK again that by inviting Pasuma, he can CHANGE FOR GOOD AND HIS STYLE OF MUSIC?
And what do you think is wrong with his music style that needs to change?





I can't see any condemnation here



And believe if he finally did when the time to prevent such action had gone people like you will shout and pass judgement on the body of Christ.



Prevention is better than cure!

ignoramus claiming to know it all but happens to know nothing. Do you ask the pastor what prompt him to invite pasuma

PastorOsamede:
I am deeply embarrassed at your serial attempts to justify your maiden ill-thought comment. Is the man in question a Christian? What does he want to minister when salvation hasn't been ministered to him? Is that how Christ should be projected? Should you destroy the standard of the church because you want to appeal more to the world?
"Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God" (James 4:4).

I commend RCCG authority for their swift reaction. The pastor's action is indefensible and a mockery of Jesus Christ. By the way, are you saved?

for your mind you believe you've said something abi? Mteeeeeeew

mightyleks:
MY OWN IS TELL ME WHAT HE WILL PREACH MY SISTER........

Google is your friend MY BROTHER

mightyleks:
YOUNG LADY CALM DOWN NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT HOLY HERE IF YOU GO TO THE GARAGE AND TELL THEM PASUMA IS A GUEST ARTIST AT RCCG THEY WILL JUST LAUGH AND TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE DRUNK.... PASUMA IS NOT COMING THERE TO GET BORN AGAIN HE IS COMING TO PERFORM TELL ME THE SONG HE HAS IN MIND TO SING EXCEPT HE IS ONLY COMING TO LISTEN TO THE GOSPEL THEN FINE

what if he is just coming to listen to the gospel? We have freedom of speak in the country, even if he is performing and you don't like it, you can always quite him.

Osisie:
In all honesty, I don't know what people are complaining abt. I don't see anything wrong with inviting Pasuma.
I may be wrong tho.
GOD can save any man. And Pasuma will draw many folks, whom GOD may just change....u never know.

I stand to be corrected tho, I may be very wrong abt this.

you are not wrong at all. Afterall Pasuma own is glaring theirs are hiding. Pasuma can be converted for real. He can't enter the church to sing useless song.

nairalandist:
You are crazy! You should have said they should invite a herbalist to church instead. . . mumu girl.

Pasuma that sings about sex and alcohol should come and sing in the church of God? The only thing on your head is weave on, no brain.

you are an idiot for talking before thinking. Are herbalist not human? If you can invite them to convert them to Christ, why won't you do it? Does your church only know those that pretend to be holy and worship other gods? If herbalist is proud of his religion and you believe inviting him to your church will save him, why not do it?



And if you are not Pasuma fan how did you know what he sings? This is an example of chameleon we have in churches and they claim they are holier than thou. M.u. M.U

engrolawei:
Can a mosque in Lagos invite Sinach to sing anything (Quaran or Bible inspired songs) in their mosque? Some people mess up the church with nonsense. The house of GOD is a holy ground and if the unholy come in, it isnt to act but to be changed by being sober, and not to make it a place of seeking self recognition. At the end, he would have gone with one or two church babes to warm his bed. Thank GOD he was stopped. Even the pastor may be ungodly and should be suspended. We arent to judge, but there are regulations in church because GOD is a GOD of order and decency.

did he tell you the kind of music he is coming to sing? Is he not human like you? He has every right to be inside Tht church as yourself? What did Jesus said about the woman that cleaned his legs with her hair when the people wanted to pursue her away cos she is. Prostitute? I bet you people are just church goers and doesn't even know what they preach there.


The prostitutes may even enter heaven before all your so-call church goers that condemn people. Have you read in the bible the story of 2people that went to church to pray? Keep condemning him nd living in sin while God accept him

Mirahcul:
Nice picture.... I love Okey's Shirt more

who ask you to compare shirts. Look at the faces not the shirts

marshalcarter:
Pishures oooooooooooooooooooor

picture of what? You need Jesus

What is the big deal with inviting Pasuma? Is it not a church? What right do they have to condemn human? Who knows maybe the Pasuma is holier than them. Afterall music is his source of livelihood, what if by inviting him he can change for good and change his style of music. That is, if he is not better than them.

People should stop condemn others cos through your condemnation your are sinning while the person you are condemning is living his life. He is invited to church he can't bring naked girls to dance there, he is wiser than that, you should have allow him come before condemning or suspending your pastor.
Nigerians Christians are acting more Catholic than the Pope.

1) To my classmates who refused to tear the
middle of their higher Education notebook for
me to write a test, I hope you are still using
that note?
2) To those who refused to open their
notebook for me to copy, I hope you are all
working at chevron or Microsoft company
now?
3) To class captains who always writes my
name as one of the noise makers in the class
simply because my name is very easy to spell,
I hope you are the chairman of your local
government now!
4) To those seniors who seized my belongings,
belt, necklaces, foot wears, etc, and never
returned them, hope you have obtained the
highest rank in custom force!
5) To those who always collect the little my
parents gave me and made me go hungry
without pity, and those who always break into
my locker and steal my belongings, hope you
have broke world bank now!
6) To those who maltreats me because I was
too tender, and those who always refuse to fix
me in school football matches because you
think I cannot do it, I hope Chelsea or
Barcelona has picked You!
7) To those who made a drawing on the school
board, specifically Car, and asked me to push
it, imagine pushing a drawn car? But its OK, I
hope you have designed aircraft! I missed you
all, wish we could ever Re-Connect again, you
Guys taught me so many Lessons, the good and
the
Bad, I appreciate your all, may God guide you
all in your various careers and occupations,
long life and prosperous,
Despite that I might not recognise your
Handsome and Beautiful Faces, but I wish you
all the best # AMEN

ladyF:
Hmmm....but they said when ur wife gives birth, she should resign to take care of the kids some time ago on this nairaland...ok bye

Modified: I was the FTC on Oga Nairaland's thread for super moderator although my comment is now hidden, but if u check his profile you will see my name as the last commenter. I'm highly honoured Oga Nairaland

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vizkiz:
marrying someone as jobless as you are will be the biggest mistake of one's life

that is too harsh. She is just trying to lighting the mood. Don't you think with your manner of speech, you will be a girl's worse nightmare? No gentleman talk to a lady the way you just did.

dazzlingd:
See, Kill and eat....that's what our ancestors have been doing while the whites were doing researches and making discoveries...

blacks, natural gluttons

so? Let them be doing the stressful part and we will be doing the eating part since they are not destined to enjoy. na play oooo snake meat is a NO for me. But don't insult us

oathman:
shmmn.... o ga oo.... i'm waiting for someone dat ll propose insyd fire.............

FIRE? Hmmmm wait till forever

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agarawu23:
must we know about it ?

yes you must. the church makes it open so that the man won't wake up one day and claimed they cheated him out of his property or forcefully take it from him.

ajoskele:
I don dey fear Iya Aluko now oh...
D way d woman dey look me every morning noh be here....



Buh dis "Iya Woli" noh fit burn me now!

run while you can ooooo

agarawu23:
I don't think that's the step he should take if he wants to really give the displaced.

All this men of God aren't to be trusted when it comes to "money" & "properties".

I would have look for the displaced myself and share the rooms among them.

Anyway, God will reward you.

BTW you don't do good and announce it.

there is a big different between Rev. Father ordained in the catholic church and your pastors. they are accountable for every property they own that is if they own anything.God bless his kind heart but i think he is giving it out cos business is no longer moving there and nobody is ready to buy such a huge property. all the same he gave shelter to the homeless.

youngpol:
Anything you do brethren, pray not to have deeper life members as your roommates. They will make your life hell. How you eat and breath and press your phone will be considered very sinful!

talking from experience, right?

youngpol:
Anything you do brethren, pray not to have deeper life members as your roommates. They will make your life hell. How you eat and breath and press your phone will be considered very sinful!

talking from experience .

youngpol:
Anything you do brethren, pray not to have deeper life members as your roommates. They will make your life hell. How you eat and breath and press your phone will be considered very sinful!

talking from experience

adonbilivit:
oya ladies come and scream "she is so cute" as usual.

she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute .

expertman:
Congrat madam.

But is it only me that hand looks like chicken hands.



Once again congrat.

Eyin iyawo ko ni mo eni o

more like vampire hand oooo.
Congratulations

7footre:
Father mbaka?

nooo don't you like obansanjo

Hawlahscho:
If I say he's STEWPID, Nairaland word sensor will say am using foul word.













Is this one not very very S2PID

Ban this man, he said Stupi-d

ennysuccess:
Sexy

are you saying or asking a question?

Xxpress:
Don't touch this, don't touch that, What should we touch @OP?

touch the face

Avoid Tip pinching when we’re buubsfeeding or about to have our periods. It just hurts … in the bad way.
Sometimes I get tired of hearing myself say don’t touch! I am sure my husband gets annoyed, too, since it’s him who is doing the touching. It’s not that I don’t like his touch, you see, I really do love it to the millionth degree, but there are times when he touches me in a place during a certain time that makes me want to scream.

Of course I don’t scream for fear of waking up our kids who have recently decided to go on a sleep strike leaving us to rarely get any touchy feely time in anyway so I should really take it when I can get it. But I’m trying to make the best out of every touchy feely moment — trying to make the best of this moment for everyone. So here’s my list on the places a man should never touch on a woman’s body along with the worst times to do it. Because I’m not saying these places should never be touched, I’m saying they shouldn’t be touched in certain scenarios. Men, you need to be astute. I know, it’s hard sometimes. But here’s help

1. The Tip when other things are going on with our body. Avoid Tip pinching when we’re buubsfeeding or about to have our periods. It just hurts … in the bad way.

2. The stomach after a large meal. We really want to have a flat tummy, but it’s nearly impossible most times, particularly after we just ate a cheeseburger with sweet potato French fries and had a beer. Or during a premenstrual bloat. Or when we eat anything with beans.

3. The womanliness when it needs a bath. If you start going downtown and she pulls you back up, this is your red flag that she’s not feeling so fresh. Respect it because your attempt will be futile. She probably won’t enjoy it while worrying about her lady odor anyway.

4. Anywhere after we have been sweating … a lot … and we aren’t drunk. I’d say about 99 percent of the time, most women don’t like a man to get all physical after we’ve gotten all physical at the gym. This is also true for when we have been outside heating up during those sweltering summer months. But I’ve found that if you add alcohol, this hang up of being touched when sweaty is gone. Same goes for all the others, too




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