₦airaland Forum

bettercreature:
Another fake prediction,if she is truely AWOLOWO'S WIFE,i dont think she can make Heaven ,She did not confess all the crime commited by her husband before she died.Most people believe Awolowo is a saint but he committed so many crimes underground

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bettercreature:
Another fake prediction,if she is truely AWOLOWO'S WIFE,i dont think she can make Heaven ,She did not confess all the crime commited by her husband before she died.Most people believe Awolowo is a saint but he committed so many crimes underground

thank God you said she did not confess all the crime committed by her HUSBAND not the one she committed. she did not have any right to confess her husband's sins cos your parent sins or believe can not save or condemn you. we all account for our sins not our spouse sins or parent sins.

shiinihost:
Why is Maryam crossing her legs on a long skirt? looks bush.

which of your teachers told you that it's only ladies on short skirt that cross legs? you need training on ladies manners

Maryam is a perfect example of an Africa Woman. well dressed and modest.

Lovetinz:
Its highly unlikely that a single person can shoot dead Nine men in a single room at the same time!

it is possible. don't you watch hollywood movies?

damton:
AND WE USE TO THINK IT IS ONLY HUMANS THAT HAVE EMOTIONS

not WE but YOU use to think. Cos you can't talk for others.

stupidity:
shat ap my fiend

So all these pvssys you have been gonking, nor be person go marry them?

U better shove your dlck inside a padlock and deposit the key to UBA till you ready to marry.


Iffa hear say you fvck chidiebere again, ama cut your dlck.

what if UBA misplaced the key to the padlock?

ademega:
hmmm. tomorrow is going to be grate

do you mean to grate pepper with grater? grate kor grating ni

Sanchase:
Wait wait, wait wait !

for what?

stupidity:
Na to dey gonk her for her office everyday.

Doggy style for her table.

your moniker says it all

collinspro:
I am messed up right now and I need your advice. I work in a company where I report directly to a lady. My woe started when I went to her office one day to pick up a file. As I entered her office, my phone rang so I decided to take the call. The call was a bit long so she decided to get the file for me from one of the file cabinets. As she bent for the bottom drawer her skirt tore terribly exposing her panties. The phone almost dropped from my hand. I tried to hurry out of the office but she called me back to help her go across the street to stitch it. I was almost frozen. Ever since then she has been disturbing me to sleep with her.

She said she gave me the job because she love me. I just got married and don't want to cheat. Yesterday, she called me and and dropped the bombshell " if you don't sleep with me I will fire you". What do I do? I don't want to lose that job. I am considering reporting her to my general manager but I am afraid of the consequence.

you can't risk sleeping with her once cos once you start you can't stop.
the best thing is to report her to your general manager but before going to the GM you must record the conversation you have with her henceforth cos believe me with or without evidence she is a lady she can find a way out but the evidence will help you keep your job.


that is why we encourage people to watch nollywood (but you will claim they don't act real movie) had it been you do watch Nigeria movies you would have known the solution to your problem not coming on Nairaland. just kidding

hmmmmmmm

simplemach:
Hunger everywhere

it is not hunger, it is greed

PLANETMARS:
Omo see fresh babe chai,she go don share pucci give enuff leactures 4get that tin

you are the type that will never believe in any good thing coming out from anyone especially ladies. i doubt if you will ever trust your wife or your female children.

Btruth:
Do we have police in this country @ all? Where are the men in black now?

theshield:
Cant blame any politician but the weak Nigeria police. It is very unfair to blame Ambode or any civilian for this.

delishpot:
They appear at night or evening time to pack innocent youths strolling down the street

what are you saying? can't you see in the second picture one injured policeman they are helping into their van? if they are not there who injured him? Nigerians will always find people to blame for one thing or the other.
one minute you are praising them for arresting a criminal the next minute you will be condemning them for a mistake. the US you want to emulate did they tell you robbers don't rob and escape? you will just expose your dirty linen out for other countries to mock.

@the shield why don't you go give the weak police super power. yeye dey smell

Dapperyou:
Meaning: Bachelors save your money for big gen, no more i better pass my neighbor... But come to think of it, gals go dey sweat for man pikin house gan now o...

it doesn't have to be a very big generator. for my apartment i am using a small generator a little bigger than this smallest one and it is just 25,000 and it power my refrigerator.

Congrats if you are getting married this coming Saturday.

But if you still have weeks and months before your wedding, listen to this.

1. By the way, do you know that Saturday is not the only day you can marry? You can get married briefly within service on a Sunday, and any of the weekdays is a good day! Even you can get married at night. Who says it must be in the morning and an all day affair?

2. Do you also know that traditional engagement is a wedding? Court wedding is a wedding? And Church or Islamic wedding is a wedding? So why do 3 weddings combined within 3 days?
You can do traditional (engagement) wedding and ask your pastor or imam to bless it and that becomes a valid Union in its own right.

And you can also do a court wedding and after which you ask your religious leader to bless you and it is valid as well before God.
So, you really don't have to do 3 weddings, 3 Aso-Ebis, and 3 Cakes with 3 different set of catering to cater for people.
We really need to set and get our priorities right. If we are not careful, we will be throwing parties of proposal day and acceptance day!
Gosh! I did not even mention Introduction party or whatever it can be termed.

3. Moreover, rent a wedding gown, rent your wedding suit. Myself and my wife are still staring at ours after 7 years. Why? Because they are not something you just pull on just any other day.

4. As of this month Nov 2015, Mark Zuckerberg's net worth is $45.2 billion dollars. But he was already a $19 billion dollars mogul in his 20s and at the time of his wedding when he only told 100 family and business associates that it was a surprise party. In fact, they got married at a community property that is used by common people.

5. Spending or blowing money on wedding just because one can afford it does not really mean a jack. If one of the richest guys in the world had less than one-sixth of those that attended my own wedding at his, then we can always do things moderately in my own opinion without stretching ourselves.

6. Yes, you want to make yourself happy and and it is a day of thanksgiving, but do you know that heaven won't fall nor will the earth collapse if you only have less than 100 people at your wedding rather than the multitude you draw.

It can still be super glamorous with 60 people in attendance rather than let it be an extravagant waste. When I look at the way our politicians at home are spending the government money to do their children's wedding or even their own 3rd or 4th wife wedding, I cry.

Let your wedding be with your loved ones and immediate household of faith you belong to. Don't go overboard and don't stretch yourself. Marriage is to be enjoyed rather than endured.

Finally, white wedding was first made popular by Queen Victoria at her wedding to Prince Albert! Before then, any colour including black was used by brides. Queen Victoria personally did a wedding of 'White' to rein on the extravagance of expensive colours that women of the day go at length to do.

Actually, austerity of the day, and an attempt to appear simple and not extravagant made her do her wedding in white. But today, everybody is calling her white wedding a church wedding that must be done at all cost. Who says you must spend money you don't have to do what could have been done in a much simpler way. Save yourself.

These are just my opinions and which those who share same can imbibe. Let us stop the culture of waste. By the way, I did all three forms of wedding and cut cakes as well. But just saying for those coming after us, that extravagance or poshness is not what will determine how great your marriage will be.




God bless and have fun. Prepare well and be smart. Let's change what is not good for us.

xpac01:
I've said it. I knew that my younger brother's bald head is never ordinary... I keep continue telling him to use earpieces while calling his numerous customers and girlfriendses he won't hear.
Please what should I do

you are not nice at all

xpac01:
I've said it. I knew that my younger brother's bald head is never ordinary... I keep continue telling him to use earpieces while calling his numerous customers and girlfriendses he won't hear.
Please what should I do

you are not nice at all

iyabo Ojo daughter is the only one there with natural beauty. beauty without makeup. she will look exactly like her mum. they are all sweet.

am blushing for him. that is sooooooooo sweet

where are the remaining six?

i thought i saw karishika but nooo.
thanks Karrueche

front page potential

wowing

jendy36:
I almost cried at the pix till I read the topic again and saw it was make up....look so real

you almost cry for real or are you jokingly joking?

hmmmmmmmm

Edo women on red the day i saw my former landlady spread her red cloth on the line that was the day i stopped spreading my cloths on that particular line till i left the house.

anigbajumo:
Did someone tell you how eagerly this new day was waiting for you. So please now give some rest to your bed and pillow and get going. Get up and start your day with a fresh zeal and enthusiasm. Good Morning and have a happy day ahead. God bless you.........


Ar u nw satisfied?

lolz. that is better

leksmedia:
I smell lies , how did these two crippong creatures enter a room , you cant find these two except thick forest, and they were killed with slippers abi? lol btw @OP please , which part of sambisa Forest do you live again ?

are you indirectly saying he is one of the bokoboys were are searching for?

Am guilty of that but it has nothing to do with crushing on you, i just want you to go straight to the reason why you are chatting with me not disturbing my phone with messages everyday. and once the guy want to play along telling me he does not want my boyfriend to break his head i will tell him straight up that my boyfriend is very tall and you are in soup if he sees your message or you anywhere around me.


some guys can be very annoying with the way they chat with ladies. very early on Monday morning their first word will be 'sup' who does that? my reply is always 'sky' cos they are asking what is up. how can i have a crush on such guy that can't send sweet messages or proper greeting?