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TrishaP:
Incase of what?

kennygee:
Yes.

He should visit MFM in Utako on Monday.

why Utako and why Monday?
is it that deliverance can't be perform anywhere else except Utako or any other day apart from Monday?

Proffdada:
My grandma too is a virgin

When he said virgin he was'nt actually saying he disvirgined her on their wedding night he is saying he disvirgined her when the girl was still 15yrs and too young to marry then and his own wife was still alive. it is not a recent happening. he don tey.

chowlade:
i'v tried applying but i cannot submit d form

try reducing your C.V and picture size then resend

Are you telling me the boys has no recent pix. they ve been 3yrs for sometime now. are they vampire dont they grow older?

they are cute by the way.

geedeex2:
If it has nothing to do with ROMANCE ,why is it called AROMAnTIC SCHNAPP ?

i can't stop laughing here. u can't be serious abeg don't kill the poor girl ooo

Princessonelove:
She's their daughter, they've been responsible for her since she was a toddler. she lived with them at the government house in bayelsa.when we were in secondary school, Goodluck drives her to school himself and she calls him daddy.
He and his wife are her parents. They gave her out in marriage and when she gives birth her child is going to be announced as GEJ and PEJ 1st grandchild.

i like you but u should not have bother yourself to explain somethings to some mofos. because they know the truth but they choose to ignore it.

virud:
Try this ..
Invite her to your place ...or make sure she comes around ...for may be 3 days ...
Here is the real deal ....
When she knocks at your door ,don't answer immediately, and when you do ,ask her if she wants to break down your door... carry a straight face straight to your room...when she begins to disturb you...ask her to leave you alone. Ask her to get dressed that you both are going out. Take her to a fine buka or aka mama put. Complain at everything she will there - Her sitting position, how she walks, if she talks while eating, if she stares at another guy,anything... just complain ...
Take her home ..continue like this for another three days.... you may add one or two scenes to fine tune it..but the theme shouldn't be altered that much ...

If she is still der by the third day, really really upset her ...make her get super angry ..if she starts her madness... draw her close ,give her a hug (of her life) and show her the ring and pop the question... choose a public place for this last scene! Good luck !

NB: You're responsible for your actions ,any loss of property or money or life or whatsoever in the course of this act is entirely your problem. e no concern me if you eventually loose your friend.

what are u saying, to prove her love and tolerance for you, you will have to frustrate her first? what if she did nt stay the 3days before leaving are you going to let her go despite the fact that you luv her so much or her you going to accuse her of not been tolerance enough? bros abeg ladies are fragile and must be handle with care not scare them before you please them cos if you can start scaring them the first them you will b tempted to do it after marriage ans trouble will start.

take it out of your mind patapata abeg and be romantic. proposal involve romance not violence.(strong face)

geedeex2:
When. She comes around just open the book of Romans any chapter and verse will do and enjoy reading with seamans AROMAnTIC Schnapps. Propose after you're both drunk .

are you proposing to her death or what? wht as schnapp got to do with romance?

jcmaiah:
OK. but I no dey watch! My Mb is precious.

lekjons:
The boy go be like, if God give me another chance i won't come to planet Earth again, not to talk of mistakenly fall into Africa


BTW i've once done that shìt before in my pry sch. days...











Woke up in a swimming pool the following day!!

BROS u too dey lie. u did what in primary school? how many primary school students read for hours not to talk of reading into the night cos of exam and test. bros tell use another lie that we will believe this time abeg. we all went to primary school

alberto2k:

he is selfish right?

mightyfada:
No be by force to comment

AndreRose:
Nice.

Did you kill him?

the question should be, did you try to kill him?

Biggty:
Some ladies can be full of themselves. Why are you complaining now, eat your number and pay for your fair

what are you saying? was she expecting any guy to pay for her fare when she entered the vehicle? am sure she has her own t.fare not waiting for one babyboy to pay for it.

she has not done anything wrong, it is her number she can decide who to give and who not to give. and she did not lose anything cos she was not looking for a free ride when she boarded the vehicle with her money. the guy is the loser cos he lost more than he budgeted for transport. i can't date such a guy, he will take back anything he bought for me whenever we have little disagreement. he is very immature and still need to be in diaper.

Marotzke:
This particular shrine have a bank account and gives loans. Yes some dare devils collect the money and squander it. Later on stories that touch the heart follows.

FOR REAL?

SeverusSnape:

Modernized Fetishness.

study BUhari face he is not happy to meet him. he hug in the second pix is for formality sake.

SMH

abeg i read something like the shrine sent letter to the brother or maybe am not reading it right, maybe i need glasses abi? do shrines now send letter of summon like court? the gods must be learned. i bet the gods now go to school and they must be good with computer to help them type maybe they have a secretary.

agarawu23:
listen, there is no way you ganna compare rich kids with poor kids. when I am talking about poor, I am talking about parents who can't even afford a derica of rice on Christmas day talk less of buying new cloths for em.

listen, I was born and breed in poverty before God open way for my family. if I tell you "poor", I have my 100% point to back it up

oh talking from experience. okay i concur

agarawu23:
you have a point but I want you to know that if his parent were poor, he won't kit up that way despite being Christmas day or his birthday.

maybe they are average-middle class. but have you ever met kids from poor home before? their cloths shine brighter on Christmas and new year cos they only have to wear it once and after they will keep it under their wardrobe till next Christmas or birthday. they will like to look their best on that day if not any other day.

osjoshua:
that might be a bachelor's deep freezer

it looks more like a bachelor's freezer

agarawu23:
wow


who are the ppl saying he stole Lagos state money

from his dressing we can see he was born with a silver spoon

I wasn't born with a silver spoon not even robber spoon BUT I am working hard for one.

what if the picture was taken on Christmas day or on his birthday?

agarawu23:
he should have change his name to BATMAN not HITMAN

mumu, you should be in your church spreading the word of God to foolish trekkers like you.

what's Nigeria becoming ?

after babalawo's and Alfa'S will start their own

SeverusSnape:
...Imagine this pastor Hitman, What a name!
Con men posing as pastors.
See him donning the Nigerian flag as though he wants to fly.

no vex plssss

reliableme:
Any human being wey fly na winch

the only thing i appreciate and love about this announcement is him celebrating his wedding in his country home not USA OR SOUTH AFRICA OR PARIS.

nice one Osho baba

[quote author=no1madman post=33699270][/quote]yea. They will keep giving us speech till the end of their tenure

Airforce1:
power of pucci


I wonder why some women complain of been broke when they have the tools in between there legs to better their lives

Bimbo congrats

You used your nature given Pucci well

for your mind you ve spoken like a wise man right? y don't u advise all the women in your life to use what they have to get what they want?

BuddhaPalm:
You think say e dey easy to get better customer?

you guys just talk anyhow forgetting that directly or indirectly you have people like us around you, close to you. give them this advise before sharing it on nairaland. thanks for your wisdom.

we know that, we don't need you or a soothsayer to tell us. your husband should do as he promised that is our concern. we need action not speech.

vheMa:
Walahi talahi dis guys don turn celebrities and also rich,isn't that a police a officer

no that can't be police a officer i think that is police the officer

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys stop taking issues serious. she panic it happens. am sure none of Nairaland guys can do what that guy did. anyways it is just a story and you should learn to forgive and move on cos you never can tell the next lady maybe worse. will you then keep searching and jumping from lady to lady?

create perfection out of imperfection. cos there is no perfection anywhere

yeye dey smell

nickibarb:
I needed to travel for one day to write a professional exam, but my husband refused to let me take our two little kids (aged 1yr 4 months and aged 3 months) to my parent's house for my mum to take care of them. He said he would care for them himself. (Note that his mother was out of town if not I would have taken them to her). I wanted to make my mother-in-law aware of the situation so that I won't be accused of abandoning my kids for my career (you know how judgmental naija society can be sometimes). I tried to call my mother-in-law, she didn't pick up, I sent her a text explaining the situation and then proceeded to call her again. I was surprised to see that she was talking to my husband about the issue on the line that I just tried calling her on, but she hadn't called me back. My mother-in-law refused to take my calls cause apparently she's of the opinion that couples should keep everything between themselves. My husband went ahead to take away my copy of the house keys. He locked the doors and said whenever I was ready to go, he will let me out, in order to ensure that I don't come back when he is out, to take his kids to my parents' house. I had already assured him that I wasn't going to take them away but I was opposed to leaving without a key, since it will be very inconveniencing for me to go on such an exhausting journey, return and not have immediate access to the house. (My husband's whereabouts is usually very difficult to discern on account of the nature of his job-politician). Again, I tried to get my mother-in-law to intervene and ask him to let me have one of the keys but she still refused to take my calls. I sent her another text. I was running late so I proceeded to take my husband's wallet which he left in one of the rooms. My intention was to use it as an exchange item so I can get the keys from him.

Unfortunately, this got him very mad and in a bid to get the wallet back from me, he pushed me and I hit the back of my head on a glass table resulting in a head injury as revealed by a CT scan. In all of this, my mother-in-law still refused to take my calls even though she could hear me shouting and crying through the phone (recall my husband was intermittently on the phone with her while the fracas was going on). Since that day, I haven't called her again, and she hasn't called me either. Even when my parents informed her about my head injury via text (since she wasn't taking their calls), she still failed to give me call to find out how badly hurt I was. She has come to our home one day since the incident, I was taking a bath, by the time I was done and came to the living room, she was gone. I don't think she asked after me but I didn't ask my husband whether she did. This is someone I have loved and respected as a mother all this time, we have never ever had even one disagreement. By refusing to get involved, she has effectively destroyed our cordial relationship. I cannot honestly say that I feel like she cares whether I live or die as long as we obey the golden rule of keeping everything between ourselves as a couple.
My issue is, I'm not happy about the fact that we've fallen into the category of MIL and DIL that do not get along. My question is, am I right to feel aggrieved, and am I right to have not made any effort to reach out to her for more than a month now, considering that this means that she has not interacted with her grand children all this time? What would you suggest I do?

you did not owe your mother-in-law any apology. what exactly are you going to apologize for? since she believe couple problem should be kept btw them you going to apologize to her will seems to her like you are coming to report your husband and she will start thinking you are already gossiping about your marriage to friends and relatives. like she is pretending nothing happened you too should pretend nothing is happen. anytime your husband piss u off don't call her
since your husband agree to take care of the kids you should have listen to him and leave the kids for him. let him try for just one day what you face everyday and let's see if he will suggest the same thing next time you are to go somewhere. afterall he is the father of the children then let him assist. your ceasing his wallet was very wrong though at time you both may be playing around with things but when things are hot like this way you don't play.
hope you ve recover from the injury?