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NYSC / Re: See The Makeup Transformation Of A Male Corper At A Saed Center, Akwa Ibom by MARKETfund: 1:17pm On May 02, 2018
xynerise:


Just 200km grin

You haven't started then grin
NYSC / Re: See The Makeup Transformation Of A Male Corper At A Saed Center, Akwa Ibom by MARKETfund: 11:24am On May 02, 2018
xynerise:


Antelope grin

Thunder fire your mushroom infested yansh grin

Must have struck a cord winkgrin

How far Sir? tongue
NYSC / Re: See The Makeup Transformation Of A Male Corper At A Saed Center, Akwa Ibom by MARKETfund: 12:01am On May 02, 2018
xynerise:
If all men begin make up like women then you will see how these girls will chase us like money grin

That's with the exclusion of you Pa Antelope
You'll look like a wizard or scarecrow on make up cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Braless Tonto Dikeh Rocks Unbuttoned Jacket (photo) by MARKETfund: 5:27pm On Apr 30, 2018
zicoraads:
She looks like a mannequin undecided

I can't believe I'll be off work tomorrow grin cheesy

Feels great!

So am not the only one feeling that way grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Koreans Cheer In City Square To Celebrate The Peace Agreement(Photos) by MARKETfund: 10:43pm On Apr 28, 2018
Tocheagle:
I pray this Peace lasts, i hope its not one of those endtimes peace in the Bible that will happen before a super war breaks out . My opinion though

You are spiritually alert.

Keenly observing
Politics / Re: #LazyNigerianYouths: "Halima Buhari Failed Bar Exams 3 Times" - Lawyer by MARKETfund: 6:43pm On Apr 21, 2018
sweetrace:
Wow�� she has earned my respect. She is tenacious. She will make a good lawyer.

Even though I don't like her father�� this speaks of his integrity. He didn't to buy or influence her result.

The lawyer who is trying to shame this girl is a disgrace.

My dear she's nowhere close tenacious anything.
Is it a coincident that she failed three times and suddenly she passed after her father became the president?

The favour-seeking lecturers would do anything to appear in the good book of Mr President.

think it through.
Business / Re: Ndic – “digital Currency Trading Is Not Legal In Nigeria” See Why! by MARKETfund: 6:13pm On Apr 16, 2018
Neither is it illegal

Ndi ara
sad undecided
Romance / Re: "Guys, If You Are Wearing This Kind Of Boxers In 2018, You Are Cancelled" - Lady by MARKETfund: 10:00am On Apr 10, 2018
pinnket:
angry


Coming from a girl that the greatest thing she has ever bought for her boyfriend is boxers and singlet...



Infact, who the hell are you to dictate to us the kind of boxers to wear sef.. Is it your prick ni?


Greater is he that's inside the boxer..., than the freshness or logo printed on the boxer..

Una no go kii person for this forum. I swear..

grin grin grin
Politics / Re: "We Have Been Abandoned": Soldiers Injured By Boko Haram Cries Out From Sick Bed by MARKETfund: 9:46am On Apr 10, 2018
They'll rather give amnesty to BH than use the money for their treatment and welfare? shocked


Such an unfortunate situation sad

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Celebrities / Re: Makeup Photos Of Bambam, The Evicted #BBNaija Housemate by MARKETfund: 1:40pm On Apr 09, 2018
Looks like Brandy the musician

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Romance / Re: Nigerian To '16 & Wild' South African Girl "Leave Wild Things For Adults" by MARKETfund: 1:22pm On Apr 09, 2018
xynerise:

I no be you na grin
grin grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian To '16 & Wild' South African Girl "Leave Wild Things For Adults" by MARKETfund: 12:46pm On Apr 09, 2018
xynerise:
Congrats!
South Africans and their wild forehead grin
As if it's only the forehead you noticed
Be blanketing your thought Antelope grin
Education / Re: Meet Dr. Timothy Aneke Who Ordered The Shaving Of Covenant University Students by MARKETfund: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
lol

They didn't even do this to us in Madonna... angry... Useless, stupid, overhyped private schools...

Owned by thieves nourishing their bank accounts. I wish I knew all what I know now back then, I woulda use millions of Naira paid as school fees to open shop at Ladipo angry

Decency ko, Decayncy ni angry

Lol I remember how Madonna fleeced us on account of my younger sister reading Law there those days.

In her final year it seemed they summed up every fee she'd paid from year one and asked us for pay.
choi, my dad grumbled eehn grin
Travel / Re: See How Ikorodu Expressway Has Transformed Since 1947 (PHOTO) by MARKETfund: 4:03pm On Apr 04, 2018
christejames:
Interesting! but the present condition seems to be looking worse than when it was in its middle age.

Naija and poor finishing of public structures.

Exactly!

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits The Ikeja Bus Terminal In Lagos State (Photos & Video) by MARKETfund: 12:16pm On Mar 29, 2018
grayht:
pmb fall my hand! A mere bustop!

Bro if you don't mind my asking, what App. did you use to edit that your dp?

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Politics / Re: Order Of Elections: Bribe Claims Rock National Assembly by MARKETfund: 12:47pm On Mar 26, 2018
Please I need the immediate services of a GRAPHIC DESIGNER...a strong and good one...


Quote me pls if you're that good and leaves in Lagos
Politics / Re: Herdsmen: IPOB Fires TY Danjuma Over ‘defend Yourselves’ Call On Nigerians by MARKETfund: 10:03am On Mar 26, 2018
doctokwus:

Great man,dont know about that.
But if I had continued supporting this disaster or failed to be calling out his gross incompetence and the pain he has put majority of Nigerians in,aside putting the country on the brink of irredeemable damage,how would I face God on judgement day?
Anybody that truly believes in the existence of God,or whatever righteous deity they chose to believe in,with a conscience,must see that a monumental error was made in ever voting Buhari and try all legitimate means,including spiritual intervention,to ensure Buhari leaves office,latest 2019.

It's even more endearing that a young man such as you are have a true fear of God in the world of today where young people through their actions/inactions excuse his existence.
Look at the majority of people absolving the government of the day of her failure in the face of obvious one. They amply fulfill the statement of the Apostle Paul who wrote: Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; (1 Tim. 4:1,2)King James Version (KJV). Emphasis on verse two(2)

For such ones unfortunately, their conscience(s) are dead just the same way they use hot iron to brand slaves in the past. Usually, the area of the branded skin turn out seared being insensitive.

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen: IPOB Fires TY Danjuma Over ‘defend Yourselves’ Call On Nigerians by MARKETfund: 9:09am On Mar 26, 2018
doctokwus:

I thought we were being ruled by a sane human being in Aso Rock.

Awww, it's only men of intergrity and dignity like yourself that would humbly accept their mistake/miscalculation of their decision unlike the many sycophants with whom you fought the previous administration out of patroitism.
I have observed with admiration how you have consistently called out this govt starting from the onset just so they avert the ignominous failure they turned out to be today. You are a great man bro, and I have a lot of respect for you even though this is an unanimous platform. Would love to know you beyond here.

Much love bro.......no homo

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Politics / Re: Abduction: Buhari Vows To Sanction Buratai, IGP, Other Service Chiefs by MARKETfund: 4:51pm On Mar 23, 2018
Okwyla:
President Muhammadu Buhari has told the security chiefs that any laxity that leads to abduction will be viewed very strongly.
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Of course you have have to blow some hot air to give the abduction some semblance of reality

Okwyla:

Meanwhile Buhari has said that his administration will give unconditional amnesty to insurgents willing to lay down arms.

Oh sure! For a job well-done

Okwyla:

The president said the security agencies would not hesitate to deal with those seeking political gains from the abduction.

He also asked the security agencies to ensure that there is no repeat of students' abduction .
No there won't be a repeat. This one left a sour taste in your mouth as everyone with an ounce of a brain were able to figure out the charade behind the abduction.

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Music/Radio / Re: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 2:54pm On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:


Your boy is fine o..how your wife and kids? grin

Boy kwa? This old man is not planning on retiring any time soon grin

Wife & kids
lipsrsealed tongue grin
Music/Radio / Re: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 1:02pm On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:


Antelope grin

grin grin grin

Sup boss?
Politics / Re: Freed Dapchi Girls Receiving Treatment In Hospital by MARKETfund: 12:39pm On Mar 21, 2018
seunmsg:


what exactly are you ranting about? why are you so pained that the governments effort to release the girls is paying? Is this not what we all wanted? Why do you little minds always think that everything is PDP vs APC politics? Parents and relations of the released girls are rejoicing and indeed, all reasonable Nigerians are happy over this development. If you are so sad about their release, go to your room and cry quietly instead of spamming the internet with your rantings.


We should be happy no doubt that they have been released, but there are pertinent questions begging for answers if we don't want to politicize it as you said. This is so that we can know where the mistake was made and how we can avert it next time.

1. Why did the Army Security mounted in that town all left hours before the abduction

2. Why did they not respond to distress calls from the locals (As confirmed by Amnesty Int'l report)?

3. Why were journalists prevented from entering the town this morning (as reported by Channel's reporter Jonathan)?

4. Why were the Soldiers asked not to attack the terrorists even on their way back after dropping off the girls?

5. What did it cost the government to secure their release?

We should be careful especially if we konw that there is more to this than meets the eyes, yet we go on defending just for POLITICS sake. These are humans, People's daughters, cousins, nieces, friends and acquaintances just as we are. It could be us

progress69:


Firefire is now so petty...
I hardly want to quote him again..
I just ignore...
A wailing elder now behaving like the piglets we now have on NL

Mr. Omenka,
Please could you respond to any of the questions listed above without being 'petty'? Thanks
Music/Radio / Re: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 12:37pm On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:


You sef follow for young? undecided

E pain am o!
Don't worry it's a natural phenomina, I'll get old like you someday
tonguegrin
Music/Radio / Re: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 9:34am On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:


Wetin I do you na? grin

Leave us the young ones alone tongue grin
Music/Radio / Re: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 6:45pm On Mar 20, 2018
xynerise:
Old video...

I keep seeing "New Flame" copy copy video grin

Pa Antelope it won't appeal to you
We understand grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At The Airport(photos,video) by MARKETfund: 3:48pm On Mar 20, 2018
paymentvoucher:
I hope the Guy has what it takes to be a Family Man

Lastly, Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

Common Sense is Key

Practical wisdom

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TV/Movies / Re: Yang Dan, Chinese Weather Woman Hasn't Aged For 22 Years On TV Screen by MARKETfund: 10:05am On Mar 15, 2018
xynerise:


Nightcrawler grin

Lol, some nights are like that tongue

However, much as I agree that you were right about the Asians, I do know you are a drunk, and you use who-send-you cup for tea with 10 cubes of sugar grin
TV/Movies / Re: Yang Dan, Chinese Weather Woman Hasn't Aged For 22 Years On TV Screen by MARKETfund: 7:15pm On Mar 14, 2018
xynerise:
You want to know why Asians don't die quickly naturally especially from the deadliest illnesses like Cancer, Diabetics and STD's? It is because they live on natural food. No can diets and junks like we Africans eat, adopted from the Americans.

An Average Asian has Ginseng root and other herbal medicine at home. They don't use sugar in their tea unlike many Africans use more than 3 cubes in just a tea cup and still drink 50CL soft drink everyday..

You hardly hear an Asian die of Diabetics or Cancer because they barely take those junks..


Live on natural foods and drugs and see how you add to you life span. The oldest people on the planet are Asians. No wonder their population keep increasing despite the "One Child" policy.


Enough said

1005 right Pa Antelope tongue
Education / Re: Kaduna Teacher Thanks God On Facebook For His Employment by MARKETfund: 6:40pm On Mar 13, 2018
pweshboi:

Seen... #Bless

You too bro smiley
Education / Re: Kaduna Teacher Thanks God On Facebook For His Employment by MARKETfund: 6:11pm On Mar 13, 2018
pweshboi:

Then they should leave teaching for those that can... Don't you think so? Instead of impacting NONSENSE on the innocent pupils

Imparting cool

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Politics / Re: Benue Killings: APC Reacts To Buhari’s Statement On IGP by MARKETfund: 1:38pm On Mar 13, 2018
MaziOmenuko:
Height of incompetence! When exactly did he find out that IGP is not stationed in Benue as directed and what did he do about it? Mr president is just too docile and dull! An IGP flaunted your direct order and you came to whine about it, nothing has been done; you want to go and query him when you get back to Abuja, what sort of trash talk is that one?

Go and ask OBJ how he was able to put everyone in check during his time. OBJ gives you an assignment and assigns another person to monitor you, in that way, there is check and balances.

This one leaves everything in the hands of cabals to handle, then they feed him the info they want him to hear and ignore the rest. I don't even know if he reads those papers he carries about everywhere he goes or he just does the cross-word puzzles, glance at the cartoons and dumps it.

This is the maziomenauko I once knew in the literature section!
At a time I argued within myself whether there is a disconnect between cognitive skill and literary skills cos since the inception of this present administration it seem to me that you lack the former but possesses the latter.
It chuns my tommy each time I read you defending every gaffe of this government lead by President Buhari. You appeared to be licking arss here and seem unwilling to step on toes even in the face of obvious injustices, maladministrations etc. Take for example how the President was quick in proscribing the IPOB group and unleashing the Soldiers on them. Compare it with the kid gloves with which he handled this fulani herdsmen continued bloodbath. Ask yourself, is the Police appropriate for this situation or the Army, and what is holding him from Proscribing a known fourth deadliest terrorist organization according to global terrorist index report?

Uche gi dikwa n'ihe ina eme di anyi

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