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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Calls Super Eagles On Phone: #World Cup 2018 by MARKETfund: 10:03pm On Jun 16, 2018
Who sent him?

I've never seen one man bear so much failures
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by MARKETfund: 9:31pm On Jun 16, 2018
izzou:
angry

How Shehu is still in this match surprises me
quota system
CelebritiesRe: Awilo Longomba And Flavour Pose Same Style In London(photo) by MARKETfund: 3:40pm On Jun 04, 2018
Is it my eyes or is Flavour bending his waist like a slay queen in that pics? shocked
One thing is sure; he is not standing erect cheesy



Sometimes this Flavour I am not understand you cool
PoliticsRe: #OBJWhereIsThePower?: Nigerians Join President Buhari To Ask Ex President (Photo by MARKETfund:
Mr. President for the billions budgeted for the state clinic
Where are the drugs, even paracetamol?


For the trillions of Naira budgeted annually from 2016 till date
Where are the infrastructures?


For the billions being the highest paid so far since subsidy began
Where is the price slash in PMS?


For the billions spent on security and the recent one billion dollar withdrawn from ECA
Why are people murdered daily like fowl and state mass burial a quarterly affair?


PoliticsRe: IGP Ibrahim Idris In Marching Blunders At A Ceremony (Video) by MARKETfund: 3:22pm On May 18, 2018
Doctored clip

I mean

Lawyered


Sorry Sir,

Engineered tongue cool lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Mother Of Nine Who Is Not A Fan Of Family Planning (Photos) by MARKETfund: 9:00am On May 17, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This reminds me of an article written by Gloria Anozie or Gloria Norbert Young when she was still a columnist for Daily Sun sometime around 2003.

She said it wasn't fair that men used rubbers.
That women deserve the satisfaction of feeling the warm semen splutter and creap into their crevice.

Sex is a beautiful thing so it's proceeds should not be hindered.
Birth control isn't African.
Why cum outside when it never gets full inside?

Like the Abakalikis will rather say,
"It's your own to give birth but the Lord's own to cater to them"
Onye iberibe! grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: "Please Be Careful" - Bobrisky Replies Nina's Apology by MARKETfund: 10:28am On May 10, 2018
Faithway10:
" At some point my dad called me and ask me y do i love Nina dis much ? Because he saw how i came out to make tshirt for u to campaign. It all good nina I have nothing against u my dear enjoy ur new fame . Lastly Nina not everybody who smile at u love u pls be careful. "
Obviously you lack discernment to know that your Dad was momentarily happy thinking that Nina has cured you of man love man syndrome tongue grin

You dashed the old man's hope
cry cry
NYSCRe: See The Makeup Transformation Of A Male Corper At A Saed Center, Akwa Ibom by MARKETfund: 1:17pm On May 02, 2018
xynerise:
Just 200km grin
You haven't started then grin
NYSCRe: See The Makeup Transformation Of A Male Corper At A Saed Center, Akwa Ibom by MARKETfund: 11:24am On May 02, 2018
xynerise:
Antelope grin

Thunder fire your mushroom infested yansh grin
Must have struck a cord winkgrin

How far Sir? tongue
NYSCRe: See The Makeup Transformation Of A Male Corper At A Saed Center, Akwa Ibom by MARKETfund: 12:01am On May 02, 2018
xynerise:
If all men begin make up like women then you will see how these girls will chase us like money grin
That's with the exclusion of you Pa Antelope
You'll look like a wizard or scarecrow on make up cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Braless Tonto Dikeh Rocks Unbuttoned Jacket (photo) by MARKETfund:
zicoraads:
She looks like a mannequin undecided

I can't believe I'll be off work tomorrow grin cheesy

Feels great!
So am not the only one feeling that way grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: South Koreans Cheer In City Square To Celebrate The Peace Agreement(Photos) by MARKETfund: 10:43pm On Apr 28, 2018
Tocheagle:
I pray this Peace lasts, i hope its not one of those endtimes peace in the Bible that will happen before a super war breaks out . My opinion though
You are spiritually alert.

Keenly observing
PoliticsRe: #LazyNigerianYouths: "Halima Buhari Failed Bar Exams 3 Times" - Lawyer by MARKETfund: 6:43pm On Apr 21, 2018
sweetrace:
Wow�� she has earned my respect. She is tenacious. She will make a good lawyer.

Even though I don't like her father�� this speaks of his integrity. He didn't to buy or influence her result.

The lawyer who is trying to shame this girl is a disgrace.
My dear she's nowhere close tenacious anything.
Is it a coincident that she failed three times and suddenly she passed after her father became the president?

The favour-seeking lecturers would do anything to appear in the good book of Mr President.

think it through.
BusinessRe: Ndic – “digital Currency Trading Is Not Legal In Nigeria” See Why! by MARKETfund: 6:13pm On Apr 16, 2018
Neither is it illegal

Ndi ara
sad undecided
RomanceRe: "Guys, If You Are Wearing This Kind Of Boxers In 2018, You Are Cancelled" - Lady by MARKETfund: 10:00am On Apr 10, 2018
pinnket:
angry


Coming from a girl that the greatest thing she has ever bought for her boyfriend is boxers and singlet...



Infact, who the hell are you to dictate to us the kind of boxers to wear sef.. Is it your prick ni?


Greater is he that's inside the boxer..., than the freshness or logo printed on the boxer..
Una no go kii person for this forum. I swear..

grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: "We Have Been Abandoned": Soldiers Injured By Boko Haram Cries Out From Sick Bed by MARKETfund: 9:46am On Apr 10, 2018
They'll rather give amnesty to BH than use the money for their treatment and welfare? shocked


Such an unfortunate situation sad
CelebritiesRe: Makeup Photos Of Bambam, The Evicted #BBNaija Housemate by MARKETfund: 1:40pm On Apr 09, 2018
Looks like Brandy the musician
RomanceRe: Nigerian To '16 & Wild' South African Girl "Leave Wild Things For Adults" by MARKETfund: 1:22pm On Apr 09, 2018
xynerise:
I no be you na grin
grin grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian To '16 & Wild' South African Girl "Leave Wild Things For Adults" by MARKETfund: 12:46pm On Apr 09, 2018
xynerise:
Congrats!
South Africans and their wild forehead grin
As if it's only the forehead you noticed
Be blanketing your thought Antelope grin
EducationRe: Meet Dr. Timothy Aneke Who Ordered The Shaving Of Covenant University Students by MARKETfund: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:
lol

They didn't even do this to us in Madonna... angry... Useless, stupid, overhyped private schools...

Owned by thieves nourishing their bank accounts. I wish I knew all what I know now back then, I woulda use millions of Naira paid as school fees to open shop at Ladipo angry

Decency ko, Decayncy ni angry
Lol I remember how Madonna fleeced us on account of my younger sister reading Law there those days.

In her final year it seemed they summed up every fee she'd paid from year one and asked us for pay.
choi, my dad grumbled eehn grin
TravelRe: See How Ikorodu Expressway Has Transformed Since 1947 (PHOTO) by MARKETfund: 4:03pm On Apr 04, 2018
christejames:
Interesting! but the present condition seems to be looking worse than when it was in its middle age.

Naija and poor finishing of public structures.
Exactly!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Visits The Ikeja Bus Terminal In Lagos State (Photos & Video) by MARKETfund: 12:16pm On Mar 29, 2018
grayht:
pmb fall my hand! A mere bustop!
Bro if you don't mind my asking, what App. did you use to edit that your dp?
PoliticsRe: Order Of Elections: Bribe Claims Rock National Assembly by MARKETfund: 12:47pm On Mar 26, 2018
Please I need the immediate services of a GRAPHIC DESIGNER...a strong and good one...


Quote me pls if you're that good and leaves in Lagos
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen: IPOB Fires TY Danjuma Over ‘defend Yourselves’ Call On Nigerians by MARKETfund: 10:03am On Mar 26, 2018
doctokwus:
Great man,dont know about that.
But if I had continued supporting this disaster or failed to be calling out his gross incompetence and the pain he has put majority of Nigerians in,aside putting the country on the brink of irredeemable damage,how would I face God on judgement day?
Anybody that truly believes in the existence of God,or whatever righteous deity they chose to believe in,with a conscience,must see that a monumental error was made in ever voting Buhari and try all legitimate means,including spiritual intervention,to ensure Buhari leaves office,latest 2019.
It's even more endearing that a young man such as you are have a true fear of God in the world of today where young people through their actions/inactions excuse his existence.
Look at the majority of people absolving the government of the day of her failure in the face of obvious one. They amply fulfill the statement of the Apostle Paul who wrote: Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; (1 Tim. 4:1,2)King James Version (KJV). Emphasis on verse two(2)

For such ones unfortunately, their conscience(s) are dead just the same way they use hot iron to brand slaves in the past. Usually, the area of the branded skin turn out seared being insensitive.
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen: IPOB Fires TY Danjuma Over ‘defend Yourselves’ Call On Nigerians by MARKETfund: 9:09am On Mar 26, 2018
doctokwus:
I thought we were being ruled by a sane human being in Aso Rock.
Awww, it's only men of intergrity and dignity like yourself that would humbly accept their mistake/miscalculation of their decision unlike the many sycophants with whom you fought the previous administration out of patroitism.
I have observed with admiration how you have consistently called out this govt starting from the onset just so they avert the ignominous failure they turned out to be today. You are a great man bro, and I have a lot of respect for you even though this is an unanimous platform. Would love to know you beyond here.

Much love bro.......no homo
PoliticsRe: Abduction: Buhari Vows To Sanction Buratai, IGP, Other Service Chiefs by MARKETfund: 4:51pm On Mar 23, 2018
Okwyla:
President Muhammadu Buhari has told the security chiefs that any laxity that leads to abduction will be viewed very strongly.
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Of course you have have to blow some hot air to give the abduction some semblance of reality

Okwyla:
Meanwhile Buhari has said that his administration will give unconditional amnesty to insurgents willing to lay down arms.
Oh sure! For a job well-done

Okwyla:
The president said the security agencies would not hesitate to deal with those seeking political gains from the abduction.

He also asked the security agencies to ensure that there is no repeat of students' abduction .
No there won't be a repeat. This one left a sour taste in your mouth as everyone with an ounce of a brain were able to figure out the charade behind the abduction.
Music/RadioRe: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 2:54pm On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:
Your boy is fine o..how your wife and kids? grin
Boy kwa? This old man is not planning on retiring any time soon grin

Wife & kids
lipsrsealed tongue grin
Music/RadioRe: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 1:02pm On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:
Antelope grin
grin grin grin

Sup boss?
PoliticsRe: Freed Dapchi Girls Receiving Treatment In Hospital by MARKETfund:
seunmsg:
what exactly are you ranting about? why are you so pained that the governments effort to release the girls is paying? Is this not what we all wanted? Why do you little minds always think that everything is PDP vs APC politics? Parents and relations of the released girls are rejoicing and indeed, all reasonable Nigerians are happy over this development. If you are so sad about their release, go to your room and cry quietly instead of spamming the internet with your rantings.
We should be happy no doubt that they have been released, but there are pertinent questions begging for answers if we don't want to politicize it as you said. This is so that we can know where the mistake was made and how we can avert it next time.

1. Why did the Army Security mounted in that town all left hours before the abduction

2. Why did they not respond to distress calls from the locals (As confirmed by Amnesty Int'l report)?

3. Why were journalists prevented from entering the town this morning (as reported by Channel's reporter Jonathan)?

4. Why were the Soldiers asked not to attack the terrorists even on their way back after dropping off the girls?

5. What did it cost the government to secure their release?

We should be careful especially if we konw that there is more to this than meets the eyes, yet we go on defending just for POLITICS sake. These are humans, People's daughters, cousins, nieces, friends and acquaintances just as we are. It could be us

progress69:
Firefire is now so petty...
I hardly want to quote him again..
I just ignore...
A wailing elder now behaving like the piglets we now have on NL
Mr. Omenka,
Please could you respond to any of the questions listed above without being 'petty'? Thanks
Music/RadioRe: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 12:37pm On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:
You sef follow for young? undecided
E pain am o!
Don't worry it's a natural phenomina, I'll get old like you someday
tonguegrin
Music/RadioRe: Mr. P – "Look Into My Eyes" (Video) by MARKETfund: 9:34am On Mar 21, 2018
xynerise:
Wetin I do you na? grin
Leave us the young ones alone tongue grin

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