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xynerise:
Old video...

I keep seeing "New Flame" copy copy video

Pa Antelope it won't appeal to you
We understand

paymentvoucher:
I hope the Guy has what it takes to be a Family Man

Lastly, Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

Common Sense is Key

xynerise:
Nightcrawler

Lol, some nights are like that

However, much as I agree that you were right about the Asians, I do know you are a drunk, and you use who-send-you cup for tea with 10 cubes of sugar

xynerise:
You want to know why Asians don't die quickly naturally especially from the deadliest illnesses like Cancer, Diabetics and STD's? It is because they live on natural food. No can diets and junks like we Africans eat, adopted from the Americans.

An Average Asian has Ginseng root and other herbal medicine at home. They don't use sugar in their tea unlike many Africans use more than 3 cubes in just a tea cup and still drink 50CL soft drink everyday..

You hardly hear an Asian die of Diabetics or Cancer because they barely take those junks..


Live on natural foods and drugs and see how you add to you life span. The oldest people on the planet are Asians. No wonder their population keep increasing despite the "One Child" policy.


Enough said

pweshboi:
Seen... #Bless

pweshboi:
Then they should leave teaching for those that can... Don't you think so? Instead of impacting NONSENSE on the innocent pupils

MaziOmenuko:
Height of incompetence! When exactly did he find out that IGP is not stationed in Benue as directed and what did he do about it? Mr president is just too docile and dull! An IGP flaunted your direct order and you came to whine about it, nothing has been done; you want to go and query him when you get back to Abuja, what sort of trash talk is that one?

Go and ask OBJ how he was able to put everyone in check during his time. OBJ gives you an assignment and assigns another person to monitor you, in that way, there is check and balances.

This one leaves everything in the hands of cabals to handle, then they feed him the info they want him to hear and ignore the rest. I don't even know if he reads those papers he carries about everywhere he goes or he just does the cross-word puzzles, glance at the cartoons and dumps it.

Olukokosir:
No matter how tired I may be,seeing buhari on Tv always gives me strength to stand up and change the channel.

Bwahahahahaha!


That makes the two of us bro....
Didnt know it happens to another person. The difference is that my remote is always handy to do that

Mynd44:
See who is talking……

Insult upon injury

xynerise:
Football age?

Antelope like you

xynerise:
Wow! Finally? God has answered my prayers o

Which 'Finally'

At least in the attched am still in principal category

xynerise:
Mad Antelope

Oga ole way?
Am planning my wedding o!

JideAmuGiaka:
You'll only seek the permission of a serious man not a man that deception is written all over him.

Now am dead

Do you know him somewhere before, or is there something you're not telling?

Is the girl in question your Sister/Niece/Cousin etc?
Take am easy on the dude bro

xynerise:
1. You are not married to her and you can't arrest anybody because no proof the child belongs to you(She may deny it).

2. Did you do scan to know if she was carrying twin or it was a guess work?

3. Bro, you don't promise a girl's parent you will come and pay bride price after your project. Are you a learner?

@op listen to Mr Antelope,
he's talking from experience

xynerise:
Who is pondering what I am pondering?


Hope you didn't promise your "girlfriend" you will pay her dowry after you blow?

See jab

This old man you still gat your groove on

7footre:
Lol crypto when done crash finish?

Oh really?

Obviously just like many Nigerian guys your day dreams dwarfs your ambitions(No pu;n intended)
I'll give you a private shout-out in a couple of months bro

7footre:
Who did I offend?

iamclime:
Bros, try to change your airlines for a while oo. Na so I board one yeye airline some years back, First Nation, as they call themselves. I was in a hurry to get back to Lagos for a meeting from Abuja and all other flights were fully booked. Omo, the flight no be here oo. Turbulence in the skies, craft shaking and bumping like crazy. Landing at Ikeja was another episode. We had to practically run out when it finally taxied to a stop

LandOwners:
You are 100% right.
No wonder she keeps mounting pressure for registry wedding first before anything.
Thanks for the piece of advice.

happy weekend to u

ireneony:
Your own don finish for life...
For nairaland guys to say you're stingy and u don't deserve your fiancee know that your village people are using your picture to dance every night.

ireneony:
Your own don finish for life...
For nairaland guys to say you're stingy and u don't deserve your fiancee know that your village people are using your picture to dance every night.

Liscolite1:

I wish to debunk this news pls I am her immediate jnr bro and she is a nairalander as well
Her wedding is not in a few weeks time its merely a proposal my parents don't even know the guy facially she was doing her internship at a law firm before going to law sch
Pls seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 help a bro out here, change d topic or pls remove it from front page...

Take heart bro.

Lalasticlala and Mynd44 pls adhere to this young man's request
Let him greave in peace..

Remove this thread from the Front Page pls.

Lush100:
Sir,
while i appreciate your ability to discern the effect of voting PMB before he was even voted in,
please always give people the benefit of doubt, not every one will be as discerning as you.
In all honesty, the voting out of GEJ was based on the premises that he did not perform as people expected not that he was hated.
Most people (myself inclusive) had some doubt about voting in a northerner , however the general sentiment was that we need to try someone else.

so i appreciate your foresight,
but i think you should be more happy that you have someone who was a supporter of PMB has now realized that he might have been wrong.
that alone is enough.
you can not kill antiwailer for having a differing opinion about something that had not taken place,

my honest opinion

Thank you Lush. Am not sure I'll pass for a 'Sir' though but I graciously acknowledge that

In fairness to me bro, I never said/imply that I foresaw Buhari's failure prior to the election(many did though). What I'd constantly maintained is that his take off after swearing in (which I chronicled from the first 6 months of his administration) pointed to where this govt. was headed (the ditch). And true patriots along with those you/they may term 'election losers' raised their voices pointing out the danger of his actions/inactions.
I didnt mention GEJ in my earlier post, he did. And so your making reference to him (GEJ) being 'hated' or not is purely a figment of your imagination cos I didnt imply that neither was I holding brief for him. However, you dont make decisions about your life which may have a far reaching consequences based on 'sentiment' alone but hard facts, even though the generality of those making same are more of illiterate and sem-literate (which could excuse them from liability of the consequence of such decisions).

I dont have to be happy for him (Antiwailer) for changing his stance over this administration because I have watched him approach matters of gorvernance through tribal spectrum in this platform. I dare to guess that he had hoped much like his ilks here that this govt. would favor his tribe being that his tribe man is the second in command. That explains his penchant for defending, fighting and threatening anyone or group of persons that points out the ills of this administration which are audible to the hearing impaired and vissible to the vision impaired. Over the years, they (he & his ilks) have come to see that they are gaining nothing differently as a tribe from this administration and it is over, plus the many ill-advised policies of this govt. is getting at them. That is the reason for this new politically correct tone you see him suddenly adopt. So it is not a matter of one realizing that he was wrong (this he had been aware of all along but kept pretending that all is well) and withdrawing his support from PMB. NO!

Those that deserves such accolades you are expecting me to give him are the like of Doctokwus, BeremX etc that spoke out just so that the govt. they helped install succeeds. They truly love Buhari and this country by eskewing selfishness born out of tribalism and hate.

AntiWailer:
Get it clear. I never regretted voting out Jonathan and PDP allowing another person and party try.

I have never for one day wished them back.

AntiWailer:
My wish right now is that Buhari goes back to Daura and allow another person try.

I dont belong to set of idiots who will twist facts to protect their Ego.

Now read my lips slowly : BUHARI IS A FAILURE. If only GEJ and his supporters admitted on time, we wont end up having BUHARI as a choice.

AntiWailer:
And on the rubbish economy biting hard on u , i av seen my monthly income grow into 7 digits net and me paying 6digits tax monthly during Buhari's era.

You will run illegal multiple shifts and do a lot of currency changing to move close.

Anything to make you feel good and assuage your regrets for the failure you helped made out of Buhari Sir.
You also know what? I am full of regrets right now too, and you know why? Quoting you at the first instance.
Gotta ignore you and your ilks as I'd always done. Just feel like calling you out after reading your jaundiced comments meant to blanket your failure of judgement over this administration's foreseeable failure. Perhaps you should take a cue from men of intergrity like Doctokwus, Berem and co who rooted for PMB prior to the election and even after, but were descerning to see that this administration is headed for the rock and started calling it out on time. Those are true patriots!

Good day!

AntiWailer:
When u check my posts since day 1.

I don't tolerate mediocrity neither do i tolerate corruption.

I preached for us to give him chance to settle down when the wailers took over.

After 2 years, i will be decieving myself if i pretend that i dnt know that Buhari can not take us to our destination.

So back to ur answer. NO BE TODAY !

Threebear:

And after all the styling still no husband at almost 50 .Instead of begging them to style you, ask them instead to release you, I'm sure your husband was locked inside the bottle of some village witch and placed securely at a shrine some thirty years ago.

laudate:
I am not a health worker, but I take interest in health-related issues. Thank you for the info ! Much appreciated.

laudate:
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Gbam!! You just hit da nail on da head! In the health sector in general within Nigeria, I doubt if there is a carefully laid down set of procedures, for arresting infectious diseases and epidemics. If such procedures do exist, they must have been filed away somewhere gathering dust, or locked up in a cabinet by some clueless idjiot who has thrown away the key.

Such procedures need to be cascaded down the line within the health system, and repeated regularly like fire drills, so that everyone knows what to do if such situations arise. The right tools and equipment also need to be made available at every step of the way, to carry out the functions that need to be done!

That is why I am saying this issue must NOT be swept under the carpet. It needs to go viral. It needs to be shared, retweeted, and repeated until it gets to those in authority, either at the executive level or to those in the green and red chamber. The Minister of Health must be summoned to answer some really tough questions, on why patients suspected to have Lassa fever or medical staff who attend to them, never get the right kind of care and treatment that could have prevented their condition from getting worse, or were even denied the prompt attention which could have prevented their death. In other countries, it is called an inquest.

An inquest needs to be done in Dr. Chinedum's case, and those who failed him and so many others like him, need to be severely sanctioned!

I endorse your submission bro.

I figured you are a health worker. If you are not, you can still expand your knowledge of the health sector through the site (www.coursera.org)
You can do any programme you fancy free of charge by applying for Financial aid under enrollment. That is after you might have signed up with them. You can get a certificate even from John Hopkins University. And the duration of the programme depends on you(you can even finish a course within a week or two).

Namaste!