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Politics / Re: Arewa Youth Secretary Speaking On Channels TV (Photo) by MARKETfund: 11:48am On Jun 13, 2017
xynerise:


Start rubbing dark bleaching cream.

Or sorry, na suya you go become

I expect nothing less from Antelope

grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Fashola Angry With Enugu Legislators Action On Eedc by MARKETfund: 11:44am On Jun 13, 2017
TheUmbra:


By your second post it becomes clear to me that you're among the new breed of senseless Ibo youths engaging in intra-tribal bashing on this forum of all forums.

Forgive me, but I must tell you how I feel; you and your likes are a collective disgrace to the common ancestry of the Ibos; a dent in the otherwise healthy totem of the Ibo course.

You wash a brother down in public because you're sectional and myopic to the general goal and pursuit of a unique tribe and people who find themselves in a crossroad of political and economic labyrinth, a challenging time like never seen since the civil war.

You put a clog in our collective wheel and muffle our voice with your unbearable myopia and silliness even right before the eyes of those who are bent to hold us down - teaching them in the process how to come into our midst and disorganise us. Shame on you!

Just before you think I'm from Enugu; I'm from the south south region but I'm Igbo all the same.

Mehnn I love you bro.
No homo

Dude's rant is very embarrassing to say the least

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youth Secretary Speaking On Channels TV (Photo) by MARKETfund: 9:22am On Jun 13, 2017
xynerise:


You dey North? grin

If you black you are safe. Just begin chase cow, dats all

I dey o! Abuja grin

As I no black kwanu
Politics / Re: Arewa Youth Secretary Speaking On Channels TV (Photo) by MARKETfund: 7:32am On Jun 13, 2017
xynerise:


grin. Ode
Mpama grin

They said we should leave north.
Abeg prepare your guest room for your boy before 1st Oct. grin
Politics / Re: Arewa Youth Secretary Speaking On Channels TV (Photo) by MARKETfund: 10:10pm On Jun 12, 2017
xynerise:
This one na youth too? grin

Yes nau
He belongs to your category of youths grin grin

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Family / Re: My Brother In Law Barged Into My Room While I Was Unclad!! by MARKETfund: 2:34pm On Jun 08, 2017
Delphi:
Young lady @iyaayi, you don't need to worry cos 'nothing spoil'. I can bet or vouch that your brother-IL did not see anything. I know, to you, he saw you unclad but for me, due to the momentariness/swiftness of the action he wouldn't comprehend what he saw. That is the situation of things. He stood there for some time because he was stupefied. Let me give you two examples; if you've gone to the mortuary, you see dead bodies in their unclad state but true to fact your brain wouldn't comprehend/amuse at their unclad state due to the queerness of the mortuary situation. Secondly, someone involved in an accident may suddenly run amok and people will hold him in place. At that point in time, the victim doesn't know/comprehend what he does. @iyaayi, these illustrations are to let you know that your BIL didn't enjoy your unclad state. Also, he stood there for awhile apologizing because he lost control of any other voluntary action to execute rather did what (apologies) his brain thought best at that time. Your hubby who was there understood the situation at it's best and hence he dished out the best judgmental action. So, cool your temper madam, you're still intact.

Sound and logical analysis!

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Business / Re: NIPOST Returned My Missing Packages​..my Nairaland Success Story! by MARKETfund: 12:48pm On Jun 07, 2017
Pidgin2:
Nipost, your stuwpid staffs usually hijack all the goods I order and I have to part with money before they release it, the day I decided to complain at the customer service desk was the last day I received any package from them again.

NIPOST staffs are thieves!!!!!

The word 'Staff' does not have a plural form of it

If the collective noun (staff) is acting as a single unit, use the singular verb: “The staff is very efficient.” If the collective noun is meant to highlight the actions of indiscretion of a few individuals, use the plural verb: “The staff.”
Music/Radio / Re: Nairalander Releases First Single- Theresa by MARKETfund: 11:40pm On Jun 03, 2017
MEILYN:
I just sent you an email.

Replied
Car Talk / Re: 8 Methods To Minimize The Price Of Your Car Insurance Coverage. by MARKETfund: 7:50am On Jun 03, 2017
PaperLace:
Buy a lower profile car (an older model, cheaper brands...etc)they should come cheaper _thus reduced premium. If you're overly concerned about the cost of insuring a stellar car, you most likely have no business driving that car grin.

-Or you can undervalue the car. People do this a lot, they quote a lower price on the invoice, this has its own consequences.
Undervalue you say?
Guy with the Current value of the naira cars has grossly undervalued.
When I renewed my insurance early this year I double-valued my car and paid the differential.
Nigerian roads are death traps coupled with mostly bad drivers everywhere. In the event of my car is totalled I can't afford to be handed over a paltry which used to be my car's worth a few years back. A sum that would hardly buy my car today even when halved.
Music/Radio / Re: Nairalander Releases First Single- Theresa by MARKETfund: 10:56pm On Jun 02, 2017
MEILYN:
Thank you bro..

This work doesn't seem like amateur one
You are good bro
Hit me up lets talk business
Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Kicked Off Turkish Flight For Assaulting Air Hostess (Pics, Video) by MARKETfund: 9:29pm On Jun 01, 2017
no1madman:

I sabi lufthansa. .wetin be british nonsense.
.

Just hates stopover
Reason I prefer BA
Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Kicked Off Turkish Flight For Assaulting Air Hostess (Pics, Video) by MARKETfund: 9:23am On Jun 01, 2017
I condemn the action of the Nigerian woman

However I totally understand her predicament.
Turkish air can be so annoying with their stereotyped service pattern
They did exactly that to me last year. Told me they are through with serving after I asked for water.
My colleauge complained the same thing about them.
God! Water must be an expensive commodity in their country.

I blame the govt whose ploicies crashed the value of our legal tender such that it's only the stinkingly rich that affords BA these days

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Politics / Re: Senate Halts Port Harcourt Refinery Concession To Agip by MARKETfund: 8:59am On May 31, 2017
vedaxcool:


Let's assume that is the case do you know what commissioning is and how it differs from outright buying? I personally don't have any problem with Tinubu buying stuff the argument should be was the deal fair and transparent. What are the conditions attached to the commissioning. Sir no one prevented you from buying up Nigeria if you have the money.
cry cry

Bros tell us what commissioning CONCESSIONING is
We are listening sir

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Music/Radio / Re: "Awka Get Boys" By Wills, A Nairalander (Audio) by MARKETfund: 10:30pm On May 27, 2017
androidroot:
ididi iberibe? Chuka bu nwafor Igbo...

Ignore that guy
I've noticed him and the one that calls himself Nwaobinkita in this forum. They obviously think there's honor in stupidity.

It's not even about the Airforce1 guy being of Igbo extraction or not. It's about supporting your fellow guys trying hard to do something legitimate which can invariably create more avenues for business for others too on the long run.

It pains me how our youths thrive in foolishness

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Politics / Re: Foreign Journalists Visit Nnamdi Kanu At His Home In Umuahia (Photos) by MARKETfund: 2:19pm On May 26, 2017
NIGHTMAREOO7:


Nop i aint from dat plce u mentioned...
just d way i heard it from my grandfather. cool

Maybe he once lived there when all those places were mutually regarded as part of Igboland.
Daalu kwa. smiley

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Politics / Re: Foreign Journalists Visit Nnamdi Kanu At His Home In Umuahia (Photos) by MARKETfund: 2:14pm On May 26, 2017
NIGHTMAREOO7 post=56897319Nostradamus (the man who saw tomorrow) once said.

"A powerful prince will spring up 'AT THE TRIGGER OF A GUN, he would be the envy of other prince and all offorts to subdue him will be failure"

for those who dnt understand the phrase "at the trigger if a gun"... go and study african map and u will understand thats exactly where SE is situated.... and NK is a prince.
NNAMDI KANU IS ABT TO MAKE HISTORY.

if u are igbo or lover of freedom and u aint suporting this man...i say to u
Kpugharia utara [color=#990000:

mmiri nri[/color] agwugo.

The red colored should be 'ofe' (Soup), right?
Are you from Ibkwere cos na them dey call 'ofe' 'mmirir nri'?
Lol wink
Romance / Re: A Married Woman I'm Currently Staying With Wants To Sleep With Me by MARKETfund: 8:58pm On May 25, 2017
id911:


i stay in ikotun egbe bro

Pls be careful who you are getting involved with.
This is an unanimous place o. Don't flip from frying pan to fire out of frustration.
This guy that his female neighbour invites into her room and naked herself and all he does is simply smile and leave could be be gay o!
Not that there are no people with such high moral standard, but he's is suspicious.
The offer of accommodation to someone you don't know? Hmmm.. lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Igbos Should Stop Complaining, They Didn’t Invest In Buhari’s Campaign – Ngige by MARKETfund: 3:19pm On May 25, 2017
Afam4eva:
For those who don't understand what Ngige said. He says that politics is a business venture and if you don't invest in a business, you shouldn't expect dividends. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what has befallen our so called democracy. We can no longer exercise our democratic rights without being punished for it.

Put succinctly!
Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Rap Sensation, G'iyaz, Puts Out His Cover Of Banky W's Heaven by MARKETfund: 11:50am On May 25, 2017
abels:
Nice buh u for Split d rap na.. U jus rap everytin fr one place den all banky sing till end.. Made it un intrestin

Exactly my thought

Weldone bro

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Writes To Speaker Dogara, Seeks Approval To Borrow $1.28b And €9m by MARKETfund: 4:14pm On May 24, 2017
IhateAfonjas:

They told him to answer phone calls and wash Buhari's clothes till he returns but he took matters into his hands by signing documents he can't even read

Guy you're a clown grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Didn't Kidnap Chibok Girls, APC Used Them Against GEJ - Labour Party by MARKETfund: 4:27pm On May 23, 2017
ApolitiCal:
Hmm, And the clueless ineffectual buffoon allowed the kidnap of the innocent children under his nose? I think the leadership of this party should visit sambisa to confirm to us that boko haram is a scam.
The video of shekau displaying the girls under heavy black hijabs was also a scam?

You are funny bro
The question is who is Shekau, do you know him in person?
If at all this is actually staged then staging the so-called Shekau behind the camera and forcing those girls on those hijab is a no brainer

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 11:06am On May 23, 2017
obikirinoni:




My dear, I have tried,

If you see my life.

Though am still managing, but its shiny on the outside, but don't dare peep in cry cry cry cry

You must have been hurt deeply
Holding on is imprisonment, letting go is freedom
Am sure you yearn for freedom

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 11:02am On May 23, 2017
YTderin:
True.
All Nigerian father's do is bark orders, make kids scared, force respect.
I and my siblings are drawn to our mom, my brothers are the one plotting for dad, my hand no dey.

Let them know that the possibility of them suffering the same fate in the hands of their offspring is very high.
They're only repeating same mistake your dad made.

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 10:59am On May 23, 2017
YelloweWest:

Pls call him see him and forgive him.

If not subconsciously u may turn out just like him. It's important to deal with our past so it does not creep into our future.

My dad though a loving father made so many mistakes in life. I've forgiven but my sister still resents him... unknown to her she is exactly like him, making almost the same mistakes...

That just the point
You're turning out to be like the person you resent by adopting a stone heart just like him
Same attitude will make your offspring resent you too, and the cycle continues

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 10:56am On May 23, 2017
Ayocom123:
Lovely lovely post,this is exactly what happens in most home in Nigeria. When I was a kid my dad beat hell out of us,I grew up to fear him,now I am matured he is trying to form bond with us but I am like kolework

Do you really think and believe that your dad hated you?
I personally doubt so. He simply want you not to be a lost cause and he achieved that
Pls open up for him (for the bonding)

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 10:43am On May 23, 2017
PaperLace:
Lols. Only (prospective) tyrannical dads have this paranoia...
I am closer to my dad_ at the rate my husband is going, I won't be surprised if our kid(s) are closer to him. If I tell them to go buy me something, from there they'll reach Crunchies fast-food and start sending me selfies. I won't see them, nor what I requested _for an hour+.

On this same NL, we have seen lots of men say their own is to provide money. I have seen one say he can never bathe or feed his kids, forgetting that's the best time to bond with them.

Some Nigerian men would never take their wives for antenatal.
They don't know how to bathe a child or wear a diaper.
When mummy isn't around, the whole house will be in disarray.

You think kids are blind? grin
The earlier y'all get it into your heads that fatherhood is beyond paying school fees, the better. Mummy works too, manages the home and still bonds with the kids. You don't have an excuse.

I have never seen kids neglect a good dad, except they're bewitched or plain stupid. Proud Daddy's Girl smiley

God bless you!
Reminds me of my Dad
Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 10:40am On May 23, 2017
megareal:
True. But some children simply abandon their father because of separation and divorce. A man goes on to marry another woman while the children are being singlehandedly raised by their mums, hence the abandonement.

For the intact homes, dictatorship and lack of care are the culprits. Some married women singlehandedly cater for their kids while staying under a roof with the supposed head of the house.

You have a point there.
However knowing that he caused my birth will be a motivating factor to extend my forgiveness to him.
My father is my father no matter what

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 10:36am On May 23, 2017
dangotesmummy:
You have painted the politics that goes of in the African families aptly and perfectly.

This was exactly what happened to my grandfather. Very tyrannical. So the mother's waited for their kids to grow up and defend her.the mother's usually rely on their kids for social security so they do all their best to ensure they're educated and well placed even if they were not.as soon as the kids are financially stable the mothers begin to incite the children against their father as a means of revenge. Some mothers even lie to their children about their father because of the years of resentment and pain.that's when you will hear baba yin lumi.then the children will ask what do you want, the mother will now begin to emotionally manipulate the children with if you don't build a house for me away from. Your father ,you will kill me.the next thing is all of them will begin to run around to build house for mama, get house help for her so that she will be doing as she likes

Of course some of the kids might support the father but in the minority however the disadvantage is that now the mother has painted the father black to the children, the children don't want to have anything to do with their father again and even keep the grandchildren away from their father.till my grandfather died I didn't know whoever my grandfather was.I never had one on one contact with them

Some of my aunties who were on my grandfather side still had his picture.it was when I went to her house that she pointed the picture of my grandfather to me on the wall.I even discovered that the long time hatred between my mom and her sister was because mom was on NY grandmother side while my aunty was on my grandfather side and the genesis of the hatred started when baba started marrying wives.

Bottom line is that this thing doesn't just end in one generation. I haven't even seen some of my cousins and even when they married mom didn't tell me so I won't go because of the same beef she has with their mother for supporting her father.so in their mind now they think I'm with my mom is the unnecessary battle even when Grandma and grandpa have died,the battle and hatred is still there

This is not nice at all.
Adults still think and reason emotionally cry

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 10:34am On May 23, 2017
obikirinoni:
I grew up in two different families.

I am experiencing this EXACT scenario.

Even to call my dads is a big issue.

God help me

I beg of you, pls call him and try visiting too
Engage him in discussions.
If you feel aggrieved over the past, dialogue it out with him.
Both of you will feel better afterwards. Remember, you'll exchange his present position with him tomorrow.

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Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by MARKETfund: 10:29am On May 23, 2017
fuckerstard:
Very interesting post, am going to see my pman this weekend unfailingly.

Pls do
Fathers are usually unsung heroes the seemingly perceived wickedness notwithstanding

God knows I love my parents equally
Thanks to mum for singing the praises of Dad in our ear, not that we didnt see clearly the beautiful heart of the man

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Business / Re: CBN Makes SMS Alert Mandatory For All Account Holders by MARKETfund: 4:53pm On May 17, 2017
Realdeals:
This is rubbish, no wonder I received SMS after effecting a transfer from an account I've disabled SMS alert.

Same here
Just started noticing this since this week

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Events / Re: English Family Storms Nigeria For Their Bride (Photos) by MARKETfund: 9:50pm On May 10, 2017
xynerise:


Gerrarahia grin

I was thinking you'll ask me to show you pics grin

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