amakadihot87:
..........nah i dont beleive that cos u cant mantain an erection if ur thinking about ur debtors.......more over who b that guy wey go dey on top of me dey think another thing........it cant happen cos only the scenery can give u an outburst of O

Amaka banyi, you look like a good midfielder ooo..
but your type will only start crying when a man goes beyond hugging ang kissing. you gree?

Alero3Arubi:
I can play for Africa!

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Please play with me na. me I have finished my third term exam oo and mummy said I can play for as long as I can. so will you?

crotonite:
do you think I should go and force an innocent girl to love me? I don't wanna break any bodies heart. I wanna be left alone. I don't need love because I'm already in love with myself.

it is abnormal. you need prayers.
one day, a girl will change you completely, don't forget this. one day love will find its way into your world.
remember.

igborubausa:


I don't think there is such a man on this planet, who matches your description.

what you wish, you get.

what you think, comes directly to you.

think positive.

igborubausa:

that guy says he can do it 18 times per week, and 5 times on Sundays.

only black men can do it in this way.

if a white man "boasts" in this way, he must be lying.

and your advice for that guy is to get rid of this habit ? so, you believe he really can do it 18 times per week ?

Pray never to have a guy that mastubates as a partner rather, all your prayers should be towards getting someone who is sexually active and can do all the mastubation on you and be faithful at thesame time while you do the same.
That is, if you are a lady.
e enter?

crotonite:
yea, i don't intend to hv a female friend or offsprings.. the muddy water has settled, and it shld be left alone and not disturbed.

why you allow God waste material create you then?
shouldn't you have protested to remain where you were than coming to earth to adopt this kind of lifestyle and arriving at this kind of conclusion... ?

you no be even reverend father self.

wetin dey worry you

crotonite:
well it depends in the mood I find myself in. if i am preoccupied by some difficult task i masturbate 1 time in a week. if I'm free and hv nothing to keep me busy, i masturbate upto 18 times per week. i sometimes masturbate more than 5 times on sundays alone.

you go kill all your unborn children ooo.
go find a treasure called woman, keep her forever and stop mastubation. you gree?

I can and then I will show her the disadvantages of smoking and show her lots of love and gradually I will help her stop it.

Thanks alot OP. please are you really a woman? if yess, you are one in a million. your husband will live long

when the one I loved insulted me about me not having a job and how other men including her ex were better than me even though I tried my best those days to make her fit into the levels of a normal lovely girl and I ensures she looks good. I cried my heart out in the Lord's altar

channel all this your anger and tactics to fighting crime and Nigeria will be a better place. God have mercy on us and help us.

Please fight to stay alive. you are better than many is a fact you need to know. no matter the problem you may be facing, God's time is the best. God has a specific time to solve all problem so wait on.
socialize and run away from people and environment that makes you feel bad.
you owe your parents the price to be successful and happy in life. success does not necessarily mean been rich rather in my own opinion, it mean been happy and satisfied with who you are.
many a times, prayers seem ineffective, its a lie because God is always beside us listening so talk to him.
Never compare yourself with others because because you are who you are and God created you that way and he knows that you are there and your night time will soon be morning.
Never allow anyone pressurise you into falling to the grave because if you die, they will forget you before 3 days and move on with their life.
fight that demon with fate. pray always with psalm 10 and 121. God will turn your bitterness to Joy. remember, God loves you and so also all of us at nairaland.

borntoexcel2000. God bless you with more wisdom. I really enjoyed your work. please how can I be get copies of some of your work as I love it.

The baby is looking at his mum

OP READ THIS.
1.Anyone who wants to enjoy love must play the role of a fool sometimes while applying wisdom or intelligence when necessary. Pretend you never knew what he got you where not gold. tell your parents you don't care if it is gold or not since you love him.

2. Humility is very important both in relationship and in other aspect. Bring yourself down for your man and you will enjoy him forever. Don't always fight him with words as a woman is always calm and organises, that is why we say they have a big heart and can calm any situation down.

3. Appreciate and support what ever he gives you or if you are financially balanced than him, support him and humbly plead with him to get you what you want even if he says noo, don't be annoyed, still appreciate and support his decision, later he will give you a gift you never imagined.

4. ladies are supposed to be our Babies not our OPPONENT to fight with. please be the baby and allow him to take care of you the way he likes, if he is defaulting, cry to him and tell him and he will change.

AFTER NOW, SEND HIM A MESSAGE OF APOLOGY AND EVEN CALL HIM, FORGET WHO IS RIGHT OR WRONG IF YOU TRULLY LOVE HIM. USE A SOFT VOICE TO TALK TO HIM FROM NOW ONWARDS, ADD PRAYERS TO IT AND HE WILL COME BACK

lady K. I offended you and I ask for your forgiveness.

lady K. I offended you and I ask for your forgiveness.

I ate some mangoes by 6pm today and wanted to eat some banana now but some people who knew I ate some mangoes earlier on objected to it saying that it was very risky.
How true is this and what does it do to human health?

professorfal:
A new nonsense is in town.

Thank you Sir

A blessed sunday to you all.
It is known that a wife or a girl friend position in a car is close to the owner who is the husband or the boyfriend.
but when a husband or a boyfriend went out with his friend and the friend is sitting at the front (supposed sit of the wife or girlfriend) after a while as the husband or boyfriend is enjoying with that his friend, he asked his friend to escort him so the go and pick up the wife or girlfriend to join them. As they went to pick her up, she entered the car and sat at the back sit.. because the husband or boyfriend kindly asked her to sit at the back and since then, she has been shouting on the supposed husband or boyfriend that the front sit is meant for the wife or girlfriend and that the friend of the husband or boyfriend should have come down from the front sit when he saw her and go sit at the back and the husband or boyfriend told her that he knows that she the wife or girlfriend is supposed to sit at front but considering the fact that he has been out with the guy for while and decided to come pick her up, that is why he the husband or boyfriend decided to let the friend continue sitting in the front sit and thats why he pleaded with the wife or girlfriend not to be angry and sit at the back. but the supposed wife or girlfriend has been shouting on the husband or boyfriend. The Friend later went home leaving the husband or boyfriend and the wife or girlfriend where they are
Please what is your take on this?

The winning started during the offering time in the church this morning as chelsea fc won other clubs.
now the blessing is confirmed.
Up Chelsea!!
Up Bluesssss!!!
Football sweet oo..

Before ending the relationship, you have to do two things and if it didn't work out then back out peacfully but wait patiently for an opportunity to talk to him and don't lose hope.
1. show him that truely, you were not with a guy or you did not send the video from a man's house or that you are not seeing any one except him.

2. Make him promise to show you his house even if it was the last request he will grant you before anything happens.

if you were in his shoes and your supposed girl sent you a video from an unknown place and you found out something ease, you wouldn't digest it well without proper explanation. bye

I am writing a book that is why I thought I could get something from my friends over here. thanks though

Please help me friends.
where was Joseph Carpenter the earthly father of Jesus all through the agony and death of Jesus and how did he die?

TrashQueen77:
a girl that takes different BIG MEAT in her NUNU

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That name you invented ehn.. "NUNU"
I hope to see you one day and hear how you pronunce it and explain what it means to me.

sorry ma

Happy birthday rose.. no forget my cake oo

2SWT:
I would have said my mind but later in the future they will now hold it against me just like Tonto

2swt abeg talk na

happy birthday to you ooo

Lets discuss this issue as some ladies will swear to you that they will only marry a guy from a particular church while others may pretend and follow you to your church and after marriage they will continously fight with you about the church you attend and soon will start attending other church thereby breaking the family union.
some ladies hate men from Roman Catholic, Deeper life.... add yours.

An observation.