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Godmystrength: [size=5pt]with or without her knowledge? [/size]

of course with her consent, am not that barbaric, mine is to keep her talking while topping her glass....end result can be quite electrifying.

OP some women are just like. If she indicates interest in intimacy but is being inhibited by certain fears, the best bet is to meet a doctor or a sex therapist. Adultery may not solve your "problem" ur wife needs help which only you can render. Just understand that it is a gradual thing.

Science called it Genophobia.
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Used to induce mine with Alcohol back then, till she mastered the act u can try it[/size]

Silver back...that is quite rare.

Idrismusty97: Yea IP banned is the best. The only way you can change your IP is to change your SIM it self, You may end up using the IP of a friend who is on Nairaland and when that IP is banned both of you will suffer the consequences. That's more stressful than creating new emails. The Admin should look into this if he wants a healthy site. Even if you have 100 different Sim card you might not have credit in it or a data plan. It would be more expensive trolling around with hundreds of monikers. I don't know how this will work for those using WIFI any way.

IPs' can be easily Masked. Changing of SIMS is not the only way you can change ur IP

Desperate times, calls for desperate measures. I just hope it works.

Am not surprised, is it not the same "long cylinder cap" wearing man that was thanking GEJ for bringing Facebook to Nigerians .

Bloody lairs, they earlier we stop taking these people serious, they better for us.

Mr. Krabs

The crab na correct guy jare

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

News on the death of Justina Obi one of the Nurses that attended to Patrick Sawyer was carried by LIB now.

See one question by one Anon:

RIP to the her anyway.

emeka94: Hahahahahaha.
O boi I don laff tire. Choi.
Dis reminds me of my mum. D woman to dey like form modern woman na so she dey carry big samsung galaxy note 2 dey waka everywhere.
She dey use lol, lmao, smh, wtf, owk, Bleep u, idiat(idiot), tamagant(I don't what dis one means, na only she knw d meaning but it has become my family's way of calling somebody stupid) .... Infact anything we do she copies and I fit swear dat she doesn't knw d meaning. If my sister pout for picture, my mama go pout. I sag, she don go find her short sag. Yesterday She asked my sister how much pikini (her own way of calling bikini) is. Na me dey suffer am cos na only me dey huz wit her, so everybody be like "Emeka stop corrupting our mother." But am innocent oh!!!!! Mom keeps the family chat on whatsapp fun n lively.
But I've come to realise that although its often funny but she's in her own way trying to show us how silly some of the stuffs we do are. And how happy u can be by making loved ones laff and d beauty of staying young- at heart- with your children

Love her a lot(s) tho.

Won't be surprised if your mom is an active member here on NL, come dey yab pesin anyhow

If na 9ija, APC for don dey worry make theM impeach the president because im daughter wear micro mini skirt, Which is a potential form of distraction in the Aso Villa

Kalvan1000: I don't have time to do that. I'm not as jobless as your father.

Why insult his father, he simply told you to tag a pix, and he will post what is presently obtainable at that same location, and you are insulting his father, una be mates . You started something, and now don't have time to do that. Keep posting old pictures of Anambra state, it is only a fhool that will believe you.

PrinxArthur1: Nye aka ka odi mma site n'itu utu isi gi na ihe ndi ozo kwesiri

N'ga awa ikem...

odinma1: My children will be mixed.

I am Igbo and my sweetheart is Itshekiri.

Anambra Adigo Mma

followed your comments on that chino tread, u r one stubborn lad.

I hope una no go set fire here.

Truly Anambra Adigo Mma

I would will tell the truth to collect all three, probably push one back into the river on our way home.

Some poor men still marry more than one wife.

Rikidony: YEA THERES THIS MAN IN MY VICINITY THAT MAKES BEING A MAN A PUPEP. THIS MAN IS MARRIED WITH FOUR KIDS THE YOUNGEST ABOUT 7 YEARS OLD. BUT THIS GUY WILL WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GO FETCH WATER COME BACK WASH PLATES WHILE HE HAVE A GROWN UP DAUGHTERS OF ABOUT13 - 14 DAT CAN DO THAT AND A WIFE. EVERY SATURDAY THIS DUDE WILL LEAVE HIS WORK GO TO THE MARKET BUY FOOD STUFF COME BACK PREPARED IT WHILE THE WIFE WILL COME BACK AND WAIT FOR THE FOOD TO BE READY.
HE WILL WARM THE FOOD WHILE THE WIFE WILL BE RELAXING HE WILL WASH THE CHILDREN CLOTHS WHILE THE WIFE IS @HOME DOING NOTHING..WTF THE ONLY THING THE WOMAN DO IS TO GIVE HIM FHUCK.............. THIS DUDE JUST IRRITATE ME



GUYS ABEG WETIN UNA GO CALLED THIS MAN.........

he may not b a mugu per say. But with growm up kids, it is wrong. But op u said na only fhuck the wife dey gi am, maybe d fhuck merrit the boy boy d man dey do :-/

Na wah, see the shest sef

I go bring RATS, shey it's not a must e go be the white ones

soloice: Tkx bro, but still aint working I hav tried changing the apn 2 blackbery.net,. Is dir any oda sh*t I can do am confused...am avin 6gb on my sim and its not workig both on my modem, but my ll bro maks use of it on is bold2 which woks fine 4 him

I hope GLO have not stopped this thing, wahala go dey o.

Ebola Salt update!!!For those of you who bathed with salt at dawn this morning. Here is more info from W.H.O. Please in addition to bathing with Boiling water and Salt, add Akanwu to the water. Dont dry ur body with Towel. Apply ground Cameroun Pepper all over yourbody while stil wet. Ehee. . . Then rub Akwu-Ojukwu on ur eye lids and toes & Chew 5 bitter Kolas.Then whenever u want to go out, drop 5 drops of Groundnut oil on your head, and then keep at least N300 worth of vegetable on yourhead AT ALL TIMES!Please no forget to add psalm and a few Hadith to the matter. Good day salty ones. I dey hail una.

seunlayi: if she can do what we want her to do and face her duty, her extra luggage meant nothing to my marriage

Mr I dare you.

The best thing for you to do is send her back immediately, if you want to uphold the sanctity of your marriage.

Me if I allow her in then I have an ulterior motive. Not that I do not have a good dose of self control, but for how long will it last. In fact no sane wife will try this.

All in all I won't mind sha

Op no even gree talk how much him buy im S5

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the advert. We need more GENUINE Men of God in politics.

AregbeRascal till 2018

Oyibos are the worst parents anybody can have.

**clearsTroat**
Errr....OP, a wise man once said, you cannot eat your cake and have it.

**clears treat again**

You said you are a romantic person, and you wanted to test your bobo's brokos and his s€x "skill" before you accept his proposal. I will assume he passed his test in flying colours(rainbow style) otherwise you won't be here lamenting on how unromantic your husband has turned out to be.

My advice since ur marriage was conditional based on his s€x skills, enjoy the kpekus while it lasts, and don't 4get to treat him like a king champion he is or was

munarule: Am a kind of romantic person so i allowed him to hv sex with me to know his skills on bed. I was sure that he can satisfy me on bed before I accepted his proposal

Daht ya hye rashes get as e be.

Stay off your spouse's fone

Did he tell you to answer his phone for him, or you don turn to answering machine.

BOLU! Face your work!