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Politics › Re: Boko Haram ‘embarrassment’ Will End In Few Months, Says President by MARKone(m): 11:42am On Aug 03, 2014
“In the next few months, no criminals will ever embarrass us again - in this country.”
Jonathan and PDP deceiving and lying to gullible to Nigerians since 1999

The president assured Oba Sijuade that if the PDP candidate won the election in Osun, the federal government will bring development to the state.
So if the PDP man does not win, the FG will not bring development to Osun state? another epic comment from our president, so sad.
Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Catch Your Lanlord With Your Wife Red-handed? by MARKone(m): 6:42pm On Aug 01, 2014
OP your disclaimer is very very suspicious.

@ topic, if am lucky enough to get me a photo or video evidence, the landlord must sign an agreement that I will stay in his house for 5 years free of charge, after which I will dash him my "wife". Otherwise, his hairy a$$ will posted on all social media angry
Family › Re: Whose Responsibility Is To Pound Yam. Husband Or Wife by MARKone(m):
dotuna3: responsible for wat? who do the pounding at most canteen? are they not females?
i don't think it should be the responsibility of men
undecided bros, so you would not mind your wife looking like those "females" that pound yam and fufu in Bukas, all muscle and s#it.

Yam pounding requires strength, and it is a little bit labour intensive, as such should be left for man, unless there is an underlining factor that will warrant him not to do so, like say, health challenges or old age. Otherwise it may be safe to assume that madam is stronger than Oga grin I have been to restaurants, and most if not all have paid men that do all the pounding.

Let's help our wives no biggie.
Family › Re: Whose Responsibility Is To Pound Yam. Husband Or Wife by MARKone(m): 9:40am On Aug 01, 2014
The man should be responsible for anything that requires pounding, yam inclusive.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS : Jonathan Appoints AIG Suleiman Abba As New Inspector General Of Police by MARKone(m): 7:35am On Aug 01, 2014
huh

Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by MARKone(m): 3:13pm On Jul 31, 2014
nurez305: Pls all, how can I make use of my glo bounce megabyte on my bb 10, anyone with idea should assist PLEASE
Change ur Access Point from Blackberry.net to Glosecure

PWD secure
User name secure
Phones › Re: Pay Attention To That Microsd Card by MARKone(m): 7:26am On Jul 31, 2014
Nice Info. Now how do different the fake from the original
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Drops Wife From Washington DC Trip by MARKone(m): 7:08am On Jul 31, 2014
san316: GEJ: Mummy, i no thinks say e go good for you to follow o. PEJ: Chai! Daddy why na? GEJ: I no nid to tell you, na to avoid friendly fire. PEJ: Friendly wetin? Chai! Daddy so na only u go waka go. GEJ: No worry when i win next election, u go fit represent me sef, i dont give a damn. PEJ: Chaai, diaris godu oo. No shopping 4 Amurika this time. Chaai.
I no know say we don enter dry season undecided
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Kills Students In Kano Poly by MARKone(m): 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2014
okotv: this one is getting worse in kano....security details should please up their game
For where? Them go roger police to deliver the thing where them they wan deliver it to.
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Kills Students In Kano Poly by MARKone(m): 9:33pm On Jul 30, 2014
This is getting too boring angry
Politics › Re: Jonathan's Government Wants To Destabilize Kano by MARKone(m): 5:45pm On Jul 30, 2014
Sloan: Why all of a sudden Kano is being bombed? Is it an attempt to destabilize another opposition state and declare a State of Emergency?
Must every thing be about politics undecided people are dying like chicken you are here talking about opposition.
Family › Re: Mothers Can You Do This To Your Daughter(s)? PIC!!! by MARKone(m): 10:18am On Jul 30, 2014
This is the way it starts, next it will graduate to dressing like this

It will not be your portion Lil girl, tell daddy to tell momma to be dressing you properly.

Family › Re: Mothers Can You Do This To Your Daughter(s)? PIC!!! by MARKone(m): 11:41pm On Jul 29, 2014
Nonsense, height of irresponsibility ...wey the paley dey sef ?! angry abi him don relinquish im "Headship" to im wife

If na the man dress I'm daughter like this, them go say him dey molest his daughter.
Family › Re: What Age Can A Boy Become A Man? by MARKone(m): 10:00pm On Jul 29, 2014
^^^ exactly immediately you have ur first e.rection
Politics › Re: Are Chibok Girls Being Forced To Be Female Suicide Bombers?` by MARKone(m): 9:46pm On Jul 28, 2014
cyril83: Before nko ? Most of those girls are now working for boko haram besides i would want FG and those who may concern to forget about chibok girls because i so much believe that those girls are now living with ebola virus which is dangerous for their community and our nation if they are rescued.
Dear lord. This is a very inhuman utterance to make. Is it because you do not have anybody among those Chibok girls, your prayers and wishes for those girls should be directed towards their safe return. Oga o, guy you get hart.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Or Ebola Virus Which One Is More Deadly? by MARKone(m): 9:16pm On Jul 28, 2014
Ebola will eventually be contained, but the way Boko Boyz are going, containing them is not in sight.
Family › Re: Strange But Funny Things That Has Happened To You by MARKone(m): 6:49pm On Jul 28, 2014
Speaking of restaurants, I was in one, one faithful afternoon, relishing my egusi soup and fufu, zip slightly adjusted for easy passage of the bolus. Seated in front of me was a tall well built light skin man, well dressed, and nothing out of the ordinary about him.

Minutes passed, I was done with my food, naturally I do not lick soups, so I still have some left in my bowl, I was about getting up to take my leave, when suddenly, the man stood up grabbed my soup bowl, and immediately poured the egusi soup I did not finish into his own bowl, and jejely sat down, and continued eating his food, I was like wadafuck?! shocked, I do not know this man from Adam, how can he be that naive, doesn't he know that, there could be health implications, even though I knew Iya basirah will still pour the thing back into her pot of soup, buy the dude amazed me seriously.

The other strange things that have happened to me were not funny angry
Family › Re: Can You Sue Your Patner For Sex Refusal? by MARKone(m): 5:41pm On Jul 28, 2014
The best way to sue your partner is to find another $£* partner. Daz all.
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Zoo Road,Near Shoprite In Kano!!!!! by MARKone(m): 5:02pm On Jul 28, 2014
joker5180: Is military take over the solution? I doubt it. There are many check points around that NNPC mega station in fact a group of soldiers are stationed at a filling station opposite NNPC yet the first bombing happened.
I drove along ring road few minutes after the blast and I saw police collecting '20NGN' from motorists few meters away from the scene, In fact one demanded for " barka da sallah" from me. They just are not doing what ought to be doing.
They problem of Nigeria is demonically multifaceted, as long as corruption thrives within the armed forces and the penchant of our so called men of Nigeria Police Force to buckle at the sight of #20 or #50 depending of the prevailing "market" situation, the fight against the insurgency can never be woman.
Many of them would rather the Bomb gets to its destination, than miss that feel of polymer in their palm.
Jokes Etc › Re: New Price Of Gala Causes Nationwide Panic by MARKone(m): 10:31am On Jul 28, 2014
Hahahahahahaha

People actually took FNNEWS serious.
Well done FNN

I think gala still sells for #50 grin
Food › Re: Incredible!! Would You Eat This Kind Of Carrot ?? (photo) by MARKone(m): 10:25am On Jul 28, 2014
The carrot looks suspicious, I'll pass
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MARKone(m): 10:00pm On Jul 27, 2014
Doriella67: True blood. Season 3
Lovely series, almost through with season 5
Family › Re: Should Married Couples Have Their Separate Rooms? by MARKone(m): 7:35pm On Jul 27, 2014
Kanwulia: There are no couples in polygamy.
Only triples, quadruple, quintuples. . . . .e.t.c! grin
You wanna put them ALL in one room? shocked

The SMELL go be HELELE!!!! grin
Toto water and akamu efrywhia!
TUFIAKWA!!!! cheesy

TV/Movies › Re: Expendables 3′ Leaks Online 3 Weeks Before Theatrical Release by MARKone(op): 10:42am On Jul 27, 2014
A huge loss to Lionsgate

The movie was nice anyway grin
TV/Movies › Expendables 3′ Leaks Online 3 Weeks Before Theatrical Release by MARKone(op): 10:38am On Jul 27, 2014
A copy of The Expendables 3—the latest in a series of all-star action movies starring major Hollywood figures like Sylvester Stallone, Harrison Ford, and Jason Statham, among others—leaked online Wednesday on various BitTorrent websites. The film has been downloaded nearly 200,000 times since it leaked, according to Variety.

Movies frequently leaks online, but the Expendables 3 scenario is a big deal for two reasons. First of all, it leaked before the movie hit theaters—three weeks before its scheduled premiere, to be exact. And secondly, the quality of the leak is unusually high. The earliest movie leaks are usually “cam” copies, recorded via cameras snuck into screenings, then uploaded online. The Expendables 3 copy, however, is taken from a DVD screener—a format usually produced by the movie’s distributor and given to media figures ahead of theatrical release.

Because the movie will not be officially released for weeks, Lionsgate may lose millions of dollars in sales. The first Expendables movie, released in 2010, grossed nearly $275 million worldwide. Expendables 2, released in 2012, grossed over $300 million.

Due to the decentralized nature of BitTorrent piracy, and because of the pseudonyms frequently used on piracy websites, it may be impossible to trace the source of the leak. TorrentFreak, a blog about filesharing news, believes it has traced the alleged leaker to as far back as “an entity known as Drarbg,” which could be either a single person or a group of people working to leak movies online.

The last movie leak as high-profile as The Expendables 3 came in 2009, when a copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine leaked two months before its release date. However, that copy was of an incomplete workprint, with special effects still unfinished.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by MARKone(m): 9:03am On Jul 27, 2014
The Expendable 3
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by MARKone(m): 4:16pm On Jul 26, 2014
Present grin
Family › Re: Men Are NOT The HEAD Of The Family! Read My Reason! by MARKone(m):
Relationship101: I don't COUNSEL. I say as it is. When a women is being abused by men like you, and she thinks she shouldn't walk out of that relationship or that she must ENDURE such relationship then she is a MUMU and needs to be floged!
And......My write-up is NOT filled with hate. It is actually filled with TRUTH (yes truth hurts) It won't make sense to you because your mentality has been brainwashed by 'Men are the HEAD of a relationship'!
shocked shocked Wow wow Obinna ease up, back up bubba, I do not encourage nor support marital abuse either to the woman and even to the man, it is wrong, tagging me as a spouse abuser makes me feel bad embarassed .You are entitled to your own opinion, to the fact that man is not the Head of the family, it doesn't and will never apply to every household mine inclusive.

#Aka di onye mma, ya nwelu fio li n'isi.

Sorry I called you a sissy.. cry
Family › Re: Men Are NOT The HEAD Of The Family! Read My Reason! by MARKone(m): 3:46am On Jul 26, 2014
undecided

OP tell us the truth, u r a woman, or
a woman in a man's body grin

You even have the temerity to tell women in an abusive marriage/ relationship to go to Hell, is that how u counsel somebody who is in dire need of help.

Oga your write up is filled with hate and does not make sense at all.
Politics › Re: Troops Arrest Suspected Kaduna Bomber Disguised As A Woman by MARKone(m): 7:06pm On Jul 25, 2014
The guy fit be one low life gay or a crossdresser, why disguise yourself as a woman while he can easily blend into the confused crowd as a man.

Well the guy go hear am, Nigeria police go torture you so tey you go claim wetin you no be grin
Politics › Re: I Give Up On Nigeria by MARKone(m): 4:16pm On Jul 25, 2014
OP word of advice, never use ur GTB card in First Bank's ATM machine, they don't mix well. Besides, this is not enuf reason to give up on your county wink

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