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marlockj:
This thing has nothing to do with maturity!!

Some of you guys here pretend alot,are you now telling this thread that you have never for tell people you experience be it when matured And premature.

What is the difference between telling one person which will still tell another And it will spread And the one on this thread.


Abeg make we hear word with maturity.

Una wey Dey carry maturity for head, I taya

Most comment of all this maturity shit is coming from married men who are now tired of sexxx, So when the see a young enjoy his youth life.it pains them alot.


You guys should carry this maturity shit to your wife And your family.

You that is talking about maturity, if you were matured enough you will not be on this thread.


Maturity my yash, when Una senators Dey jump fence Dey whr matured enough abi.


Maturity Dey take person go heaven?Like say if you were watching this on tv,culd you Hv entered inside the tv And tell the actor that is not matured or premature.

Whether matured,premature,overmatured or under graduate mature.make we hear word.

If you don't Like the movie,you can leave you seat for another person.

Better still go outside And pay for next cinema movie .

Maturity ni, Una married men Na Una Dey carry side chicks Pass,leave your wife n kids for house Dey go drink for joint, party n smoke.Na maturity b Dat Abi.

U wey mature I Don see you Ohh!!the last part of this story Na porn, Wetin you mature cum read am.

Those wey Dey claim born again full this thread,Wetin born again Dey do for porn story.
U no watch porn Bt you Dey read porn.
If dem ask you,u Don watch porn before you go say no.

Make I no hear this maturity shitttt here again ohhh

lyntiffany:
Got no time for shallow minded fellows like you.

From now your inconsequential to me.

lyntiffany:
Got no time for shallow minded fellows like you.

From now your inconsequential to me.

lyntiffany:
Lol. Leave make I do my marketing o jare!

lyntiffany:
Pls if you come in contact with such girls I sell what can cure thier craze(Love Machine or vibrator), they don't need to worry anymore.

It gives them maximum pleasure they require.

KashyBaby:
And what d f*ck is problem?
Quoting me with all these hashtags Is BS!

KashyBaby:
And what d f*ck is problem?
Quoting me with all these hashtags Is BS!

KashyBaby:
Lol...u made me laugh so hard!! What is ajebutter and ajekpako?
My pidgin still basic but still learning..

prettythicksme:
yansh wey u never see

McTobe:
I still agree with u just that there are some things that only maturity arising from experiencing can teach every human being, and only what a human being have experienced can he actually call his own. When he experience life over the years he will come to terms with this his thread here. I believe if the poster is on a true path to inward maturity soon enough he will regret this thread.

GurlFriend:
A Nigerian pastor based in Kenya has admitted that he “delivers” women by sucking their breasts.

In this audio recording by 99.0 FM Hero Radio, a radio station in Nakuru, Kenya, Pastor Chijioke shamelessly claimed that he sucked women’s breasts while giving them “deliverance” in his church.

The female OAP, Joyce Vobis called the pastor using a fake name, Nancy to ask for spiritual guidance an counselling. The pastor confirms that the name of his church is 'Breast and Honey Harvest Church'. He said he relocated from Nigeria to answer the 'call of the lord'.

The choice of the name of the church is because, according to the pastor, “The spirit lies in the breast of a lady… the more you suck the breast the more you get the fulfilling of the Lord.”

In the phone conversation, the presenter told the Pastor that her problem is that she can’t seem to get married. Every time she starts dating, when things get serious between them and they start talking about marriage, the men run away.

The pastor then tells her that she has the spirit of rejection and he has to suck it out from her breasts in order to get deliverance.

The pastor told the OAP to come to his church by 4.00pm so he could suck out the spirit of rejection from her breast so she can be delivered from the bad spirit

Pastor Chijioke also revealed that his church members are all women, no men. The women are told not to wear bras, to make sucking their breasts much easier.

The OAP then asked the pastor if he can tell her where in the bible it says that a pastor must suck a woman’s breasts to heal her.

The pastor refuses to answer and says: “Don’t bring up the bible, you just come, we do this thing and then we finish.”

As the call continues, the presenter tells him her real name and that the phone call was a prank and that he is live on air.

The pastor replies with 'ewo'.

The defensive pastor then got angry and denied his real name which he had given her before and says she should call him 'man of God' instead.

When asked why he is deceiving people, he replied saying she is stupid and she just called because she has been hearing women saying that he sucks breasts nicely.

He told the woman that he would not stand by and let her 'threaten' him, and cuts the call, twice.

Listen to the funny but shocking conversation below:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fgsqzeo3Ng



http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/audio-nigerian-pastor-who-heals-women.html

viviangist3:
Student from University of Abuja Nigeria, By Name "Prince Alozie", 300 level Engineering, emerged the "winner" of the African Universities male competition , "MR UNIVERSITY AFRICA 2015", That's another lovely Nigerian getting something from international competition, Congrats to Prince Alozie as he emerges the winner of Mr University Africa 2015, see photos from the event below.

source http://viviangist.com/prince-alozie-winner-mr-university-africa-competition

femeritus:
This beautiful and road in GRA Phase 3, popularly known as Rotimi Ameachi Drive, is always flooded any time there is rainfall. My office is around the area. On such days like the ones in the pictures,I just leave my car, remove my shoes, roll up my trousers and start trekking but some motorists defy the flood and drive amidst it, most especially Jeep owners. Though the road is good, the poor drainage system always leaves the road flooded.

See pictures below.

Vixxie:
These people must be real famous in Nigeria

dre11:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/my-mans-dad-smacked-my-bum/

Adesiji77:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/n1-04tn-fine-mtn-apologises-seeks-leniency/224627/

dlex21:
Only a wise cripple escapes a foretold battle

abduldope:
op lyk wtf is this suppose to b funny or wt mtchwwww

prettythicksme:
Lol,my dear u berra ignore him asap!!He's is after ur pusssy nothing else!!

morgist:
The Bayelsa State All Progressives Congress governorship candidate, Chief Timipre Sylva, has mobilised women and youths of the party to evacuate refuse in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State capital.

On Tuesday, the APC rolled out refuse trucks, caterpillars and other earth-moving equipment to carry out clean-up of the various areas where heaps of refuse were noticed.

Also on hand to assist the operators of the refuse equipment were scores of party faithful, comprising young ladies, women and youths.

The party faithful, who adorned vests with inscription, ‘APC cleans Bayelsa,’ had trooped out with their brooms, buckets, shovels, rakes and other items to clean the state capital.

The party faithful were shared in groups to different parts of the metropolis to clear the garbages at strategic locations such as Swali market, Kpansia market, Kpansia Community Secondary School, Opolo market, among others.

But following the development, the Bayelsa State Government was said to have quickly mobilised contractors to clear the garbages.

The development saw the APC members and government contractors clearing the heaps of refuse side by side.

It was observed in Okaka area of the state that while the APC members were clearing the one opposite Berger, the government contractors were clearing the one opposite the FCMB.

Before the clash of interest, the government contractors had cleared the garbage dumps at OMPADEC junction, Ekeki Park near the Deputy Governor’s residence on Toolda Street as well as the one by Okaka Primary School.

Giving insight into what led to the exercise, the Director, Media and Publicity, Sylva-Igiri Campaign Organisation, Chief Nathan Egba, lamented that the government had not been able to manage the environmental sanitation situation in the state.

This is just as the Dickson campaign team, Restoration Campaign Organisation, accused the APC of being responsible for the heaps of refuse in Yenagoa.

While carpeting the APC for engaging in the flash sanitation, RCDO described the exercise as “the deceitful style of campaign” by the opposition.

But Egba said, “The reason for doing this is simple: everybody living in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State capital, now knows that the government is not able to manage the environmental sanitation situation in the state.

“As a result, epidemics and other diseases are likely to break out. There are instances where such rubbish is piled up in front of schools and market places. The private residence of the deputy governor is suffering similar fate.

“The idea is simple: to help the government clear up the places and to ensure that our people are able to live in epidemic and disease free environment.”

Egba said the exercise, which would be a continuous one, would be replicated in other parts of the state, noting that they had received invitations for assistance from other communities in the state.

Reacting to the development, Dickson’s campaign team called on the APC to look for other sane and more dignifying means of campaign.

The RCO advised Bayelsans and other residents of the state to be wary of the antics of the APC members “who are desperate to grab power through the back door by advancing various dubious means.”

The Director of Media and Publicity, RCO, Jonathan Obuebite, said the flash sanitation exercise carried out by the APC “has now confirmed to everyone the earlier assertion that it is indeed the so-called change party that is responsible for the heap of refuse around the state, particularly in Yenagoa the state capital.”

Obuebite described as embarrassing such cruel campaign strategy of the APC, adding that “they decided to carry out the show of shame on a day that is usually set aside by the state sanitation authority for evacuation.”

http://punchng.com/2015/11/3525


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FlirtyKaren:
This young man had the phone in his pockets. What an amazing testimony!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/nokia-phone-saves-owners-life-by.html