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@4 years........guess the parent shudda being more careful.........I'd just hit the child once or twice so he/she learns nt to go touching or drawing on things........coz it really is ma fault 4 being careless.

Sparrow13: so it can't happen in Nigeria

I Pray O......naija when like new thingz pass everybody

Sparrow13: Now i know why my dad still keeps his old VOLVO may be it might bring cash to my GrandChildren

in ur dreams oooo.....unless u carry d car go abroad go auction

Its a 'Smart' world we are living in....from smart phones to smart watches and smart glasses now the new kid on the block........"Smart Bangle".....Your phones are no longer just phones, your wrist watches have been altered now even the bangle on your hands just got a 'smart' degree from Silicon Valley tech school.....lol.

Have you tried a smart bangle? If not then lemme introduce you to Elemoon the large, LED-laden bracelet that connects to your phone via Bluetooth - it's designed to straddle the line between fashionable and functional, with a heavy lean on the former. The device doesn't have a display as such, but can use a small grid of multicolored LEDs to display custom, low resolution notification icons. The bangle contains an icon-based call and message notification. The bangle can also be used to find your phone (rubbing it causes the device to ring) and, well, match your clothes. Using the accessory's companion app, users can configure the bracelet's LED to match a photographed image.
A single Elemoon is expected to go for about................ CHECK OUT PICTURE OF THE bangle from the original site where I stole the post................ http://lifestimulus.com/?p=2262

SMALLPENIS: See the yeye car wey oyibo wan die for,mtsew

....my brother I just tire ooooo......like say new model no even dy to buy

A rare 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO Berlinetta has been
declared the world’s most expensive car after selling at auction for £23 Million.
The car, which is one of only 39 models ever made,
was auctioned at Bonham’s auction in Carmel,
California. This particular car was 19th off the assembly line, and was previously owned by a private collector.
The previous record was held by a 1954 Mercedes-
Benz W196 R F1 Racer,which sold for £18 million at Goodwood Festival of Speed in Sussex last year........ I hiss when I see the motor self... I wonder why some one paid that much for this.....check out pics of the car here.....http://lifestimulus.com/?p=2259

Prophet, T.B. Joshua of The Synagogue
Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) declared in his
church service on Sunday, 17th August, 2014 that the Deadly disease, Ebola that is currently ravaging some West African Countries is from ‘the pit of hell’.
According to Prophet T. B Joshua, who led his
congregation in prayer for the nations and individuals affected, time was up for the ‘strange ailment’ and life would soon return to normal for the affected countries.
“The so called strange ailment coming from three
nations – Guinea, Sierra Leone, Liberia… satan is the manufacturer, the source,” Joshua declared to the congregation. He also admonished them to pray the deadly virus out of the affected regions. “Begin to capture the covenant of that strange sickness, Command that strange ailment to come out and go to the pit of hell, in the
name of Jesus Christ!”.
T.B. Joshua boldly declared that God had spoken to him to pray for the nations affected by Ebola as its reign of fear was close to closure. Prophet T.B Joshua made headlines this week in both local and international media for sending 4,000 bottles of ‘Anointing Water’ to the Ebola stricken nation of Sierra Leone on the request of the government, alongside $50,000 in humanitarian aid.
The cleric had also debunk rumours attributed to him that went viral in Nigeria claiming that bathing in salt water would prevent the disease........ [SOURCE: http://lifestimulus.com]

Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho has expressed his
delight, with how new striker Diego Costa, has
adjusted to life in England, after arriving from Atletico Madrid.
The Blues splashed out £32m for the Spain
international, to bolster their striking department
ahead of the new striker, but the former Real Madrid manager confesses it took Costa a while to his attention.
“He was in Portugal and I never looked at him,” he
admitted. He went to Atletico and Sergio Aguero was the superstar, so Diego went on loan. Then,
they brought in Radamel Falcao – and Diego went out on loan. He was behind very important players.
“When the chance came to go back, he showed he was BETTER than the previous ones. But he is still the same honest, naïve, warm guy from a small village in Brazil that is, as we say, beyond the sunset.
“He interacts in the group and has conversations…
even though he knows only 10 words of English.”
Chelsea open their 2014/2015 season away to Burnley later today. s. Source: www.lifestimulus.com

Japanese doll company Orient claims to have reached the next level in developing the most genuine looking sex doll which comes complete with realistic feeling skin and authentic looking eyes.
Orient Industry say their new range of dolls, made
from high quality silicon, are so realistic there is very little to distinguish them from a real girlfriend at first glance.
The £1,000 ‘Dutch Wives’ doll, made by Orient
Industry, is made from a high-quality silicon, hailed as the ‘next level’ in artificial skin. This gives each figure an unbelievably realistic look, especially in the eyes – previously a problem area for doll-makers.
The fake women also have moveable joints so they
can be placed in any position and owners are even able to customize the dolls meaning each buyer specify the bust size, hair color, and physical appearance he wants his doll to have. They also come with a selection of clothing to prevent the new owner from having to go through the embarrassment of visiting a lingerie store.
The dolls, which are non inflatable, are sold under the name ‘Dutch Wives’, which is a Japanese term for a sex doll, and adverts in the media boast that- anyone who buys one will never want a real girlfriend again....... CHECK OUT pictures of sex dolls that look exactly and feels like a woman here http://lifestimulus.com/?p=2221. My brothers e be like d real thing ooo.....no difference

ninovandross: @op all this things wey u just list only dey applicable to whitey, Naija girls wey me knw omo na lie oh, dem like u dem no like u, any where dem see u na to do face lyk old woman wrapper,na so so form dem go dey form while sme of em na senior broker and dem dey find money bag

.......oh boy sorry ooo e be like say u don jam.......better luck nxt LIFE!!!!....lol

Ivanspring: Why are you exposing our secrets like this naw?

......I got to help the brothers naa.....U girls always driving us crazy.....

U need help ma brother........obviously u don't knw what u want in a relationship

It’s not always easy to know if a girl likes you.
Sometimes you assume a girl is interested in you, only to find out she’s only being friendly or nice.
I know almost every guy has been there at one time or another; You want to ask out a certain girl, but you can’t tell if she likes you enough to say ‘yes’. Most of us(guys) would probably rather catch a cobra with our bare hands than risk being rejected by the girl we like…it is no easy task to crack the code to a girls heart, But by putting a few obvious signs together, you’ll be able to decipher a girl’s feelings towards you.
1. She steal glances at you now and then? And
every time you look at her, she blush and look away. If a girl can’t stop staring at you, especially when you’re busy or occupied with something else, it’s a good sign to show that she has something
romantic in mind when she thinks of you.
2. One of the easiest ways to find out if a girl
likes you is by watching her behavior when
she’s with her friends. Do you see her friends nudging her while she blushes and discreetly looks at you now and then? Well she's probably told them much about you and how you make her feel inside.
3. If this girl treats you preferentially, she
favors you or takes your side all the time,
and if she compliments you for the smallest
reasons, there’s a good chance that the girl
likes you.
4. If a girl likes you a lot, she’ll push everything else aside so she can spend more time with you. If she spends time talking to you for a long while even if she’s busy, be it in hallways or over phone, that is a positive sign.
5. If she gets jealous when you ignore her, or she gets annoyed when you talk a lot to some other girl…it's a sign she wants your attention for herself.
6. If a girl likes you, she’d want to be a part of your life. Friends do casually ask each other what they’re up to over the weekend, but if a girl wants to date you, she’d try to look for similar activities often, so she can join you.
7. If she talks about your exes and girlfriend,that is a sign she is weighing up the possibility of something happening between you two. When a girl likes a guy, she’d want to know everything about his relationship status and his past
relationships. It’s an easy way to get to
know more about the kind of girls you like
and......read full report http://lifestimulus.com/?p=1017. Read up easy ways to make a girl fall in love with you and tips and tricks on how to seduce any a girl http://lifestimulus.com/?p=1029

A 29 -year old- man Ekene Ucheagwu has been arrested by the Anambra State police command for killing and "ROASTING" his mother Mrs. Agnes Ucheagwu (65) in Ndikpa Awuka, a community in Orumba South local government area of the state.

The suspect, accused his mother of being a witch and using witchcraft to prevent the family’s progress.

In his confession on Tuesday, Ucheagwu admitted that he killed his mother, stating that the woman prevented the progress of her children. According to him, his elder brother, aged 45, is still unmarried because of their “mother’s witchcraft and curses on the children.”

He said, “My mother was evil, I killed her because of her wickedness. This incident happened in May. She prevented good things coming to her children. “She was a witch, she put curses on us not to progress. Others were blindfolded because of our
mother’s witchcraft. Because I was the only that knew her plans, she was always attacking me.

“I killed her because she planned to kill me because I called her ‘Queen of the coast’ (her spiritual name). But I had to act fast and kill her first. “My mother was a witchcraft living in the sky, I
killed her and burnt her body in the bush called Ogbukwu with fuel and firewood.”

The police spokesman in the state, Uche Ezeh, a deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP), told reporters at the office of the Special Anti- Robbery Squad (SAR) in Awkuzu that the suspect would face the full wrath of the law.

He said the suspect committed the crime after he was initially released at Umuchukwu police station for beating the woman mercilessly.


I SAY
Nonsense.....so how many cars U don buy since May when u kill ur mama abi that your brother don finally marry miss World?....this man should be @ YABA psychiatric hospital

MizMyColi:

Twisted Thinking.

What is a friend useful for? when you answer that, add "girl" before "friend"

That's a Girl-Friend .



Some people sef and their thinking pattern

. @ least I don't get to buy and buy and keep buying for my friends.......and they are way more grateful when I buy them beer or do little thingz dan d supposed GFs

I know that after reading this post many girls will call me sorts of names coz they are emotional creatures, they think with their heart and everything is a male-female war for them....I completely understand.....But there is one question that has being on my mind for weeks now and I just have to ask........."What is the use of a girlfriend apart from Ssex?". YES......what is the usefulness of a girlfriend apart from Ssex.......I get how a wife is useful to her husband...I totally understand that but I still don't see how a girlfriend is important to a guy...and don't start talking about her later becoming my wife...my question is Girl Friend..right now....present not future that no one is sure of. I for one I wash my clothes myself and many times I cook my meal, itz not like am expecting her to make money one day and come pay my bride price or get me a job.......I got my job myself....even the car I drive and she sometimes drive I bought myself and I fuel myself.......SO really apart from sex what else is a GF useful for.....yet she expect me to take her out regularly,buy her gifts, recharge her phone and still call her.....all this expenses and she thinks one night of sex covers it all....SMH......abeg how much Ashawo dy charge per night

Germany’s all-time leading goalscorer, Miroslav Klose, has announced his retirement from international football.
Less than a month after helping his country win the World Cup the 36-year-old has decided to call it a day.

Klose told the German Football Association’s official website. “I had a
unique and wonderful time and many memorable moments with the national team.” Klose – who was actually born in Poland – made his Germany debut in 2001 and has since played in four World Cups, scoring at all of them.
Klose bows out with 137 Caps , 71 international goals and as the leading goal scorer in the Fifa World Cup with 16 goals......... [Source: www.lifestimulus.com]

This I must say is the most heart breaking and confusing thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life...

What am sharing with you guys is strange but completely true...it is not some stories you read online or something you just hear withoutt source this one happened to me first hand...

A few days ago, I decided to visit my Girlfriend at her place...We've being dating for close to two years now and in that time I have formed some sort of friendship with her siblings especially her immediate elder brother who is about my age and also an Arsenal fan like me....I was dead bored of staying home alone and PHCN or whatever their new name was, wasn't doing me any good. I needed some 'fun' and someone to hang out with.... but who better to hang out with than my very pretty girlfriend I thought to myself....I put on my clothes(of course I had taken my bath earlier) and straight I went....Normally I would have called to let her know I was on my way but I didn't want to be disappointed, better to get there and find out she isn't home than to sit home alone with nothing to do....at least maybe I'll meet Ben her elder brother and we could just chat about 'Gunners' and our match against Manchester City(The Community Shield). That was my very last thought as I got off the cab(taxi) that had dropped me just in front of her house...I paid the Cab man and walked into the compound.

'Typical Ben' I muttered as I heard the loud music coming from the living room just I stood at the door....at least Ben was in...'(Up gunners)' I said to myself as I smiled and tap the door once... twice... thrice.....who was I kidding there is no way Ben would hear me with that kind of noise.....I reached to my pocket brought out my phone and dialed his number but he wouldn't pick...ha!

"Ben" I called from outside the door yet no response....I decided to just bang the door as loud and as long as I can until he comes out....I only had to hit the door once before it opened up to me....apparently the door wasn't even locked just closed....I cussed myself for not being vigilant enough as I stepped into the parlour...But there wasn't anyone inside....the television was on and of course the sound system that was producing all the niose (music)...Since I didn't see anyone in the parlour I decided to check my girlfriend's room maybe she'll be inside but her room was locked which gave me the impression that she wasn't home...It didn't bother me much though coz I was certain Ben would be in his room at least the loud "Olamide song from the sound system confirms that so I went to his door tap it once and pushed it opened..........

Ben was lying on his bed, completely naked and a girl was on top of him who was also naked and they were both going at it...she was riding him, going up and down on His member like one of those scene from a porn movie..... Ben opened his eyes and shouted "shit Jesus.....JJ(that's my nickname and what most of my friends and even my GF call me)...ohhh...shit"..... on hearing this the girl jump up from on top of him and faced me..............I froze......it was Nancy......my girlfriend...... "Ben was having sex with my girlfriend.....his sister...Nancy was cheating on me with her brother..

I didn't know what way to put it....I didn't even know how to make sense of what I had just seen.... "What....." I opened my mouth but nothing was coming out I was too stunned to even speak.......Nancy broke down in tears, Ben struggled to put on his boxers as he tried to stop me from leaving the room but failed.....before he could reach me,I had opened the door and walked out but somehow Nancy caught up with me fast...she reached and grabbed my right leg as I was about to open the parlour door...... "JJ.....please.....JJ please......she cried......I will die if you tell anyone"..........Ben had reached the parlour, he too was begging but didn't dare touch me.....

I looked down at Nancy (My Girlfriend)and she was still naked and tears poured out of her eyes....a tear ran down my cheek...I was heartbroken and disappointed and angry at the same time....I wiped it off shook her hands off my feet....I opened the door and walked off......I came out of the compound and didn't have any idea what to do or what to make out of what I just witnesses.....
To be honest, I am still in shock and some part of me have refused to come to terms with what I saw.....I know that I need help moving forward only I don't know how am not even sure what I should do next.....Please help me guys what should I do...should I report them to their parents or should I just pretend like nothing happened. What about my relationship with Nancy or my friendship with Ben.......what am I to do....advice me please.

MARVEANGEL SAY
JJ is a very good friend of mine and a <a href="http://lifestimulus.com" alt="lifestimulus">lifestimulus</a> reader...he begged me to share his story with other readers...JJ is confused and lost...he needs your advice

This I must say is the most heart breaking and confusing thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life...

What am sharing with you guys is strange but completely true...it is not some stories you read online or something you just hear withoutt source this one happened to me first hand...

A few days ago, I decided to visit my Girlfriend at her place...We've being dating for close to two years now and in that time I have formed some sort of friendship with her siblings especially her immediate elder brother who is about my age and also an Arsenal fan like me....I was dead bored of staying home alone and PHCN or whatever their new name was, wasn't doing me any good. I needed some 'fun' and someone to hang out with.... but who better to hang out with than my very pretty girlfriend I thought to myself....I put on my clothes(of course I had taken my bath earlier) and straight I went....Normally I would have called to let her know I was on my way but I didn't want to be disappointed, better to get there and find out she isn't home than to sit home alone with nothing to do....at least maybe I'll meet Ben her elder brother and we could just chat about 'Gunners' and our match against Manchester City(The Community Shield). That was my very last thought as I got off the cab(taxi) that had dropped me just in front of her house...I paid the Cab man and walked into the compound.

'Typical Ben' I muttered as I heard the loud music coming from the living room just I stood at the door....at least Ben was in...'(Up gunners)' I said to myself as I smiled and tap the door once... twice... thrice.....who was I kidding there is no way Ben would hear me with that kind of noise.....I reached to my pocket brought out my phone and dialed his number but he wouldn't pick...ha!

"Ben" I called from outside the door yet no response....I decided to just bang the door as loud and as long as I can until he comes out....I only had to hit the door once before it opened up to me....apparently the door wasn't even locked just closed....I cussed myself for not being vigilant enough as I stepped into the parlour...But there wasn't anyone inside....the television was on and of course the sound system that was producing all the niose (music)...Since I didn't see anyone in the parlour I decided to check my girlfriend's room maybe she'll be inside but her room was locked which gave me the impression that she wasn't home...It didn't bother me much though coz I was certain Ben would be in his room at least the loud "Olamide song from the sound system confirms that so I went to his door tap it once and pushed it opened..........

Ben was lying on his bed, completely naked and a girl was on top of him who was also naked and they were both going at it...she was riding him, going up and down on His member like one of those scene from a porn movie..... Ben opened his eyes and shouted "shit Jesus.....JJ(that's my nickname and what most of my friends and even my GF call me)...ohhh...shit"..... on hearing this the girl jump up from on top of him and faced me..............I froze......it was........http://lifestimulus.com/?p=2207

[color=#770077][/color]I fink d only ways nigerian girls knw I guy loves them is when he spends his entire income on them without asking for sex...