FernandezPablo:

Guys with with d**ks are senseless...how does that sound to your ear son? unintelligent I guess..

Bro all your comments sound stupid. This place na for cruise but you dey carry Mathias for head like bricklayer headpan. Anyone says something bad against a woman you go just jump in like flash start dey defend shit. Stop this shit. It makes you look feminine and overly emotional.

Currently we call one of our lecturer's diphthong.

I no dey use zenith Bank.

Hardquy:
i love tiwa, i wish i could get the chance to meet and talk to her in person

After talking to her, what next?

TroubleDude:


You did not open your own thread since oo. You now saw this one and decided to drop nonsense here

Werey dey vex

Undisclosed:
Just like d akamu ur boy pours in you, right? U just open ur smelling gutter n spit anyhow pour

Person dey talk better and you dey caprisone anyhow. Sense no go everly reach you.

somebody's dream country is Nigeria.

Newcastle

SultanYoung:
Kai Dan nan kaji tsoron Allah

please which exchange are you using?

Candidlady:


your are a wicked being for infecting that girl with gonorrhea! Stay faithful una no go hear. Ipity the girl

I don't have time to explain shii.

SenecaTheYonger:


How would we know which antibiotics to prescribe? The one you take might be resistant and just end up wasting money and time.

Bro I know you have been in this box before. Just one recommendation won't hurt.

craigkoel1989:
If the condom burst it would be obvious to you, what you are experiencing is uti which is caused by not urinating immediately after sex which causes urine to mix with semen and cause a burning sensation, it happens sometimes and is perfectly normal, the best thing to do it to drink a lot of water and cranberry juice and it would go down
Also you can buy a sachet of amoxicillin and take it twice for 5 days and you would be ok

I appreciate this bro.

Candidlady:
That poor girl must be goin through hell now.

Maybe you're the poor girl.

A closer mouth is a closed destiny as some people here on nairaland say. I haven't seen it anywhere else.

Lemme not go into unnecessary details.

So it happened on Monday, my course mate that I and her have been straffing each other since we first met Came and we did the normal(have sex). I used condom as usual I wore my condom but I don't know if the condom burst in the process.

Fast forward to yesterday I felt uneasy when I wanted to ease myself in the morning. I forced myself to do so but it took about 4 minutes.



Please recommend drugs for me to take.

Messi

it's official. He is getting married.




iLegendd please do giveaway gimme. I don broke too much.

I curse the day you became stupid.

Lagos and LA should be mentioned in the same breath but not for now.

RocAid:
Good evening guys.

Me and a friend were trying to run a quick one on Caketools as it got listed on public sale. We were lucky to get in but my friend checked his BSC and noticed more than $80 was taken as gas fee. Whereas he only saw and approved less than $2.

Please, anyways we can get this back?

I'd appreciate if anyone can help.
Thanks in anticipation.

Like what is this?

DoggoneDogg:
Afonja kidnapping wealthy Nwafors

You no for like shut up?

Make she come talk am for my area.

When I thought I knew all the coins.

Kellyemmss:
Please i need help on this
I initially bought $1000 Eth and it went to $1120 today which now total $1120.
I removed $120 to my USDC which is the gain. And it remain $1000.

But i noticed that the number of Eth i have is now reduced. Is it meant to reduce

Or since i had gains n i removed the gains. Is my number of Eth not supposed to be the same

In a lay man's term, you bought 50 oranges worth 500 naira i.e 10 naira each from a region that has orange in excess to go sell in a region that consumes in excess but their land is not fertile enough to plant orange. On your way, you sold 5 oranges to a person at the rate of 200 i.e 40 naira each. Your stock decreases and your money increases. Shebi you understand?

devvy44:


With all the goals that pessi scored, barka finished 3rd, now that he has left, barka will only struggle to qualify for Ucl

Are you serious? Remember Ronaldo left this same Barcelona ooo and I prefer a fit Ronaldo to an unfit Messi

CanadaOrBust:


U r a liar. If this happened I’m Naija you’d still be in jail l

But am not. Thanks to the bank manager.

I was born in the 21st century so all am gonna be saying is going to be based on the angle I see things.


The level of hypocrisy in the Nigerian society is just to much for a young man like me to bear and be quite about it.

I cannot live in a society where no one respects the poor and average man. If you're not rich then you won't be treated like you're something. We all complain about the dishonesty of the present ones but actually we are dishonest people who claim saints while judging others. We blame the government for everything but in reality we are the cause of some of the problems we are facing as a country.

I went to the bank with my young cousin to help him open an account for himself. We waited in a cue till when it got to our turn. Just as attention was about to turn to us, a man in black suit walked in and just came straight to the front of the counter and attention shifted from me to him. From his conservation I think he is a big customer there. People behind started murmuring about the happenings. I decided to act immediately, I cut into his and the cashier's conversation made my frustrations know to him and the cashier. Guess what, a slap landed on my face. He started shouting "do you know who I am?" That's when I landed like 4 heavy blows on his face, fell him to the ground, before security intervened. I would have beaten the crap out of him.


On getting out of the bank, I asked myself what kind of society we live in? A place where rich people feel that they Re above the law and that they should be attended to first? The rights of the common man is no longer valid? Screw him.

topmaike:
swear make motor kill you if you know happy say him buy coutinho and lenglet

Comot for there. Them sign Lenglet ah no even know. Dem for no even sign coutinoh, Rakitic, Arthur, Puig, Roberto were there were there but them been see money to waste. Werey Bartomeu.

BlueAngel444:
what of Griezmann who's TF was high and is Salary is currently your highest

Greizmann was a biased signing. He isn't that bad a signing, it's just that he couldn't vibe with his teammates well in his first season but am expecting him to do wonders this season following the departure of Oluwamessi.

If Leo moves to city Jack Grealish will vacate the NO 10 jersey without even wearing it . But this guy for blend for Bayern Munich ooo.

I don't know what's written on the other side but am quite sure haters know better

All this shii wouldn't have happened if the signing of MF's like coutinho, lenglet, Pjanic, didn't happen. Bartomeu gaped Barcelona to the fullest. E no go better for that man.