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CrimeRe: Driver Attempting To Escape Tax Force Kills Four Female Hawkers In Onitsha by Massdamm(m): 8:55am On Feb 25, 2021
whytediamond:
In Nigeria, everyday you go out and come back in one piece, please make merry.

If God come bless you with better business profit, please, eat, drink and be merrier.

In Nigeria, there are 1,000,000 ways to die.

If vice president helicopter no crash land on top person house, dangote trailer go fail break enter people shop.

If petrol tanker no explode for hold up, police go shoot okada man because of 20naira.

If Boko haram no bomb boys wey dey play ball with missile, Nigeria army go mistakenly bomb innocent civilians.

If generator fume no kill whole family, poisoned beans dey to finish work.

If jealous husband no kill cheating wife, cheating wife go kill jealous husband.

If Amotekun no kill innocent civilian, fulani herders will kill innocent farmers.

If PDP thugs no kill APC thugs during election, APC thugs will kill PDP thugs.

Please feel free to add your own o.

Wahala be like Odumeje, e never release the god of gandusa ganduka.

Abeg, i be your best Fashion plug straight out of Mandilas.

Please visit our website 15kshop.com or chat me directly for market prices of designer fashion items you have screenshot and saved since 1930, I'll comot money for you. Still run pay on delivery plus free delivery within Lagos.


E go better one day.

Amen.
Lol bro uve said it all
PoliticsRe: Fatima, Atiku’s Daughter Revalidates Her Membership Of APC (Photos) by Massdamm(m): 9:24am On Feb 24, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Boys will dial those number for sure
Lol
PoliticsRe: Governor Dapo Abiodun Celebrates His Father, Emmanuel Adesanya's 89th Birthday by Massdamm(m): 5:14pm On Feb 23, 2021
Mikecold:
His dad should be ashmed of birthing a child who is an interior Yoruba to a Fulani.


Abiodun should pray there is still land in his village to bury his father before fulanis evacuate all the indigenes to cotonu
baba leave envy alone wish his dad happy birthday or shut the Bleep off
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Vee presents Easy Win Lotto N10 Million Jackpot to Trader who cried by Massdamm(m): 7:54am On Feb 20, 2021
post=99242005:
Awwwww kiss kiss
Spend your winings wisely Ibrahim..... INVEST INVEST INVEST!!!
them no dy tell person
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Edo Boy Dies As Gun In His Pocket Blows Off His Testicles by Massdamm(m): 8:54am On Feb 16, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
everybody dey form thug life
they forgot the meaning of thuglife...
2pac said Thuglife means the hate u give little infant fuvks everybody
PoliticsRe: APC Plans To Pair Jonathan With El-Rufai For 2023 Presidential Ticket - SR by Massdamm(m): 10:39pm On Feb 15, 2021
ProfessorBerlin:
Nothing concern me. Madrid made my day yesterday. I won 2.7 million naira.
bro show some lov to nigga naw..


if na little gonna appreciate


anticipating
CareerRe: How Much Was The First Salary You Ever Earned? by Massdamm(m): 6:23pm On Feb 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.......
Remember those days after secondary school....I worked with national integrated power project in Benin city with some expatriate( indian, Malaysian, and Thailand)
My salary was 30 to 35.....depends on the number of days i clock my card...
But now! A real niggarrr ain't working for nobody....
He sits down do some bombing, smoke some weed, drink enough beer and bang enough pussy

Ogbeni no update o....same old story....the street nor funny again....but I go track my guy for play house later for update....even the wechat/alipay/ courier format dey frustrate niggarrrrs now
God no go shame us
CareerRe: How Much Was The First Salary You Ever Earned? by Massdamm(m): 4:09pm On Feb 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright.......
Remember those days after secondary school....I worked with national integrated power project in Benin city with some expatriate( indian, Malaysian, and Thailand)
My salary was 30 to 35.....depends on the number of days i clock my card...
But now! A real niggarrr ain't working for nobody....
He sits down do some bombing, smoke some weed, drink enough beer and bang enough pussy
any update down
PoliticsRe: Police Brutality: I May Resign From Lagos Judicial Panel – Adegboruwa by Massdamm(m): 6:41pm On Feb 13, 2021
Shitty country
PoliticsRe: Police Charge Debo Macaroni, 39 Other Lekki Protesters To Court by Massdamm(m): 6:38pm On Feb 13, 2021
Penguin2:
But I think this Mr Macaroni is just chasing clout sha.
Simp
PoliticsRe: Police Charge Debo Macaroni, 39 Other Lekki Protesters To Court by Massdamm(m): 6:37pm On Feb 13, 2021
uptimum123:
My body just dey sweet me since morning... Make dem go cool off their brain for prison small
Receive sense bro
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killed My Husband For Complaining Cows Ate His Cassava - Ogun Farmer by Massdamm(m): 3:47pm On Feb 13, 2021
Wtf....
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma Remembers Ayinde Barrister 10 Years After Death (Pix) by Massdamm(m): 2:39pm On Feb 10, 2021
LMS1:
Pasuma Oga Nla. But I Hate Fuji Like Buhari Hate Bitcoin. So So Noise And E Nor Dey Play Finish grin
smile
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma Remembers Ayinde Barrister 10 Years After Death (Pix) by Massdamm(m): 2:39pm On Feb 10, 2021
dayleke:
No song from him dedicated to the remembrance?


Aaaareeeaaaaa!!!!!!!

Area!!!!!

Awa sese ti Europe de ni o paso!!!
Popsie Aaliyah....

*in Paso voice
Lol...

e be things
PoliticsRe: Underdevelopment In Africa: Use Your Brain Now Or Perish - Melie Onyejepu by Massdamm(m): 2:37pm On Feb 10, 2021
summarize please
PoliticsRe: APC Governors Consider Zoning Presidency To The North In 2023 by Massdamm(m): 10:37am On Feb 09, 2021
lamentor78:
God provide for me this year let me be able to relocate to Canada by next year i don't want 2023 to meet me in this country
Smile..
Ameen and me too
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Government Sues IGP Over Dismissed Pregnant Officer by Massdamm(m): 9:52pm On Feb 08, 2021
IamWonderful:
It is quite disgusting and irresponsible to twist the arm of the law, the woman knows the law before violating it, should be left to bear the consequences. why not just waste to the 2years period to expire before opening your legs without contraceptive
kiniwi bayii
FoodRe: ₦50 Cheap Onions In Kebbi State (Photos) by Massdamm(m): 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2021
Carry am cum south west
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Moves To Return To APC, Meets Caretaker Chairman, Mai Mala Buni by Massdamm(m): 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2021
Bobyro:
These guys like good things Sha. See the updated iPhone of yahaya Bello. Lol. It is well grin
pple sha...

u look at em from head to toes
PoliticsRe: Lagos Police Arrests 19 Suspected Cultists In Alakuko by Massdamm(m): 7:54pm On Feb 08, 2021
Abeg wetin Carpenter saw they do there..
CrimeRe: Adamu Uwar, Notorious Kidnapper Arrested While Collecting Ransom In Plateau by Massdamm(m): 7:00pm On Feb 08, 2021
Make dem shot this motherfucker dead with immediate effect
ComputersRe: This Insane Laptop Has Seven Foldable Displays (Photos) by Massdamm(m): 6:05pm On Feb 08, 2021
sunshineV:
grin
Lol badguy
PoliticsRe: Ette Enugu Community Where Politicians Visit Only During Election Campaigns by Massdamm(m): 6:03pm On Feb 08, 2021
Ani dem mad seh
ComputersRe: This Insane Laptop Has Seven Foldable Displays (Photos) by Massdamm(m): 6:02pm On Feb 08, 2021
sunshineV:
i want to buy it before but because u people think i can't buy it i will not buy it again but....


imagine watching 7 different porn on 7 different screen. maddd
So na porn u go use ur own watch abi..

kaare
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday (Photo) by Massdamm(m): 9:27am On Feb 07, 2021
BOOOMNAIJA:
GENEVIEVE OVER OMOTOLA ANYTIME, ANYDAY...


LIKE FOR GENEVIEVE, SHARE FOR OMOTOLA.
u sha like dy disturb ur self Mr man what have u gain there now...

Now pple go for Omotola more than Genevieve���������
CrimeRe: Suspected Rapist Beaten To Coma In Ondo After Plucking Victim’s Eyes (Pix) by Massdamm(m): 4:18pm On Feb 03, 2021
eleribu niwon
CrimeRe: Young Girl Steals Her Madam's ATM Card, Withdraws N80K, Buys Herself Phone by Massdamm(m): 11:40am On Feb 02, 2021
Anfield247:
Make them flog her yarsh so that she to shit and piss out the spirit of stealing!
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Binta Diamond Survives 2nd Car Accident In A Month (Pix) by Massdamm(m): 3:32pm On Jan 29, 2021
Fahdiga1:
That they survived is the main thing. wizzy should run to his village square asap and tell them to leave him alone
Like say e easy to face them physical
BusinessRe: Why I Left Banking For Bricklaying - Kehinde Muibi by Massdamm(m): 12:30pm On Jan 25, 2021
otomatic:
Okay. It must be very inspiring to personally know someone with such a story.
you're rite my bro
BusinessRe: Why I Left Banking For Bricklaying - Kehinde Muibi by Massdamm(m): 10:52am On Jan 25, 2021
kingsolomonjnr01:
Correction: u can say, He's my brother's friend. I come in peace
noted
BusinessRe: Why I Left Banking For Bricklaying - Kehinde Muibi by Massdamm(m): 10:52am On Jan 25, 2021
otomatic:
Is he your friend or your friend's brother?
my friends bro

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