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Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by masterP042(m): 8:21pm On Jan 02, 2021
ThierryJay:


I used to think like you regarding the emboldened part. The one day at the office, after wiping with tissue about 12 times (I finished over half the roll of big-sized tissue) at the thirteenth time, the tissue was as white after wiping as it was before entry. Something just nudged me to moisten another tissue roll and use. I did this and lo and behold the wet tissue was dark brown all over. The fact is after dry wiping with tissue, just know that there are still tons of shit left in your ass that the dry tissue cannot pick up whether you have hairy balls or not.

That singular experience made me switch to water. It is indisputably more hygienic than using tissue as it will remove all fecal matter. Of course you should wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water but Nigerians generally lack proper hand washing hygiene after toilet use and this applies to both tissue and water users. So it is not a distinguishing factor between both options.

For ladies saying use tissue and bath afterwards, my question is this, when bathing will you dip your hands into and wash the innermost part of the ass vigorously as one would have done immediately after pooing and rinsing with water? If this is not done, there'll be a lot of unwashed shit smear lodged in between those beautiful ass cheeks.

cc StacyO
U could have also tried using wet tissue to clean up after washing the butt, and see if u won't still see dirt, since you're comparing the two
Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by masterP042(m): 1:24am On Jan 02, 2021
I can't purposely directly touch shit all in the name of washing my ass after defecating. I rather use tissue and clean up, till there's no trace of shit on the tissue paper.
Water and soap may not even be used to wash hands after the whole process, and people risk e coli and other germs entering their body.
So if I'm in public and shit and washes. I'll put on my boxers on that wet ass.. I mean how will I feel. I can't mess up my trouser because I want to wash. Anything wey clean soft white tissue no clean, abeg leave am

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Religion / Re: Married Nigerian Woman Celebrates Two Years Without Masturbating, Watching Porn by masterP042(m): 4:52pm On Dec 31, 2020
Righteousness2:
You won't understand her reason for Celebrating the Great Deliverance until you are enmeshed in one of these Wicked and Evil Bondages..

So many men/Women , boys and girls today are in Held in captivity and Bondages of these act.

Many Have Done all sorts of things to come out but they see themselves going back .

What breaks these yokes is not Motivation or Motivational speaker, neither is it Psychologist or Medical practioner.

Its Anoiting that Breaks these Yokes.

Sister, I Celebrate Your Testimony and I Decree it is Permanent in JESUS Name.. Amen

Only GOD can do it
Porn and masturbation is not bad so far as it's not done in excess.. Whatever you do in this life, even if it's good but done in excess becomes bad.
The way you relate everything to religion and endtime. It's excessive, it's an addiction.. It's not different from someone addicted to porn and masturbation. Y'all are just addicted to different things. You're no better

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Religion / Re: Pastor Gifts Church Offering To Member For Her To Start Business by masterP042(m): 6:37am On Dec 30, 2020
The church and gospel has been commercialized. The church of these days lack power and miracles. I knew there was problem, when pastors started bragging about jets and how rich they are. Offerings and donations were actually intended to help everyone in the church, and not for pastors to pocket all of it. Is he the "God" that people are actually giving their offerings and sacrifices to?

In the bible, deut 14:23&26. The Israelites ate their tithes, used it to buy food and even alcohol but now in 2020, African gentiles now give their pastor all of the tithes and the so called men of god ate all of it. And now the worst of it all, is that if they now gift the money to a member, people will start singing their praises.. Was it his personal money? Isn't it what the donations are for? Isn't it why the churches are not taxed? Should an NGO be praised for giving out help and doing what it should do?

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Investment / Re: What Investment Mistake Would You Never Make In 2021? by masterP042(m): 10:27am On Dec 21, 2020
Remix10:


Same with SRL in football betting, later you will be calling bettors stupid but you are same
We all learn everyday. If I knew it was like that, do you think I would have invested my money? I can't advise anyone to gamble in anything that is 70%+ controlled by man. You're bound to lose.
But checking from another angle. Different mafia control different parts of our lives, from the media to politics, to prices of goods, to schools, to money and even exchange rates.. Almost everything. So, in one way or the other, we will fall victim to them.. We just hope our profits are better than our losses
Investment / Re: What Investment Mistake Would You Never Make In 2021? by masterP042(m): 9:02pm On Dec 20, 2020
returncole:
Forex trading
Synthetic indices
I lost 490k
I haven't recovered till now
I also lost over 100k on synthetic indices. That stuff is 100% controlled by the brokers. They've programmed it in such a way that they make maximum profit.. Since they switched from binary to deriv server. It's became worse

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: "The Lie Of The Year Is That Joe Biden Won!" by masterP042(m): 7:25am On Dec 20, 2020
JayJohnson:


No Sir, white version of Atikwuchukwu, always forming victim after election
It's like you don't know buhari that threatened dogs and baboon will be soaked in blood when he lost election. Many corps members were killed in jos and kano in 2011, my friend was a victim.. Make we no even reason buhari matter.. Atiku is even 10 times better than him, in terms of human reasoning and conscience
Religion / Re: Why Do Atheist Believe There Is No God? by masterP042(m): 7:22am On Dec 20, 2020
litigator:



By verifiable evidence, how do you mean?
Check your dictionary, check verifiable, then check evidence.
What is the proof that God exists? By God I mean the omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent being

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Religion / Re: Why Do Atheist Believe There Is No God? by masterP042(m): 6:09am On Dec 20, 2020
The simple answer is BECAUSE THERE'S NO VERIFIABLE EVIDENCE TO PROVE THAT GOD EXISTS.

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: Those Saying Pastors Are Stealing Risk God’s Wrath by masterP042(m): 6:02am On Dec 20, 2020
You don't receive salary, but who receives all the tithes and offerings? Are those bank accounts linked to God's bvn?
Akuko mma Ngozi na ndi yard

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump: "The Lie Of The Year Is That Joe Biden Won!" by masterP042(m): 5:50am On Dec 20, 2020
This guy is just a white version of buhari. Fond of making speeches and decisions that ridicule America and the presidential office.
Americans were wise enough to correct their mistake, but sadly my country men certified their mistake. And are still inline to make worse mistakes in 3 years time angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ghastly Motor Accident In Nsukka Yesterday Morning (Photos) by masterP042(m): 8:47am On Dec 19, 2020
If the man and his son had died, the story would have been different, it's either God knows the best, he gives and he takes, they blame leaders for bad roads etc.

But now they all give their so called God the praise, if he can take the praise when it's all good, why can't he take the blame when it goes bad?? God of fair weather. Ike okwu adirom this morning angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: E-Money Reacts As Prophet Odumeje Speaks Of His Numerous Spiritual Powers by masterP042(m): 10:38am On Dec 17, 2020
Dpharisee:
I tell my people who are the biggest contributors to Oyedepo's Living Faith and Adeboye's Redeem to rather patronize Odumeje, Mbaka, Okunerere etc. These preachers can use the offerings to build universities like Covenant or Landmark etc in the East and create more jobs for their people.
Please don't join to castigate and bring down your own, even though I don't believe in what Odumeje does or his style but this is our own, Aku ruo Uno
How many times do you see Yorubas castigating that illiterate Prof Akintola of MURIC for his Islamic extremism? But here you find the Mods goading us towards loathing our own, it will not be allowed.
Oil dey your head.. Chukwu okike abiama gozie gi. I ga adika echi, maka na echi adighi agwu agwu.

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Education / Re: David Oyedepo And His Brutality In Covenant University by masterP042(m): 10:16am On Dec 15, 2020
NewDelhi:
Late 90s to very early 2000s , each branch of winners chapel sowed a seed every Sunday to the development of covenant university. All the money was remitted to the headquarters.

Several years later, Oyedepo said he never took a dime from anyone to build covenant university. Imagine such audacity. Forget religion, I'm a Christian and believe in God almighty but you see these pastors ehn.
Just like last year and this year, where church members were implored to sow seeds towards the planting of 10 thousand churches.. I was surprised to hear from him this past Shiloh that he didn't take any offering or donations towards those churches planted.

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Religion / Re: 'You Will Marry Next Year'- Adeboye Prays for Single Men Wasting Time (Video) by masterP042(m): 7:04am On Dec 13, 2020
Oga tell your boy Osinbajo and buhari to restructure Nigeria and improve the economy. When the economy is good, guys will naturally marry.. Let's not deceive ourselves, we know things are hard, that's why many men are not married

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Religion / Re: Winners Chapel To Spend Two Trillion Naira On Building New Churches by masterP042(m): 12:00pm On Dec 12, 2020
The poor church members are cajoled into parting with their little cash to support a billionaire business man pastor. Later, the same pastor will be boasting that people didn't contribute and that God did it, as if it's not the poor people's contribution.

He claims he doesn't collect salary, abeg, who collects the offering and tithes of millions of his members? Whose account does it enter? Does God have bvn?

Lol. A man seeking your donations and money to build his enterprise, and then turns around to pray for prosperity for u to get money, why doesnt he pray to get the money to build his business centres himself? And maybe even share money and food to all his members everyday, since the windows of heaven are located in Ota.

Nigerians, hear the truth, building business centre branches in the name of churches all over the place won't benefit us. It will only benefit the pastorpreneurs.

Until we have more industries than churches, until we have, hospitals than healing centres, we won't have true development and progress.

From my personal observation, the more religious or the more these business centres are located in a place or town, the more underdeveloped the place and people become. These business centres only thrive where there's suffering, poverty and illiteracy. Wake me up when they have their so called "REVIVAL" in canada, Sweden, Germany, Japan or any progressive country.
Phones / Re: NCC Suspends SIM Sale, Registration by masterP042(m): 1:58pm On Dec 09, 2020
This country won't head towards progress.. Cos nothing is stable. One morning any agency can just wake and implement one rule or policy just out of the blue, without any prior notice or alternative.
Is there no other way to make the audit without stopping registration of new sims.. This Nigeria will find a way to frustrate someone. Each new day new wahala..

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Romance / Re: 46-year-old American Woman, Set To Marry Her 23-year-old Nigerian Lover by masterP042(m): 1:07pm On Dec 09, 2020
Watch the so called redpillers hail the young man..
These nairaland alpha males or redpillers are either broke, naturally stingy or immature kids running away from responsibilities.

Ladies please make money and marry these nairaland alfa males. And make them house boys. They are the real simps.
They are broke, and they are always pained when real men spend on their babes and show them love.. Cos they themselves don't have the means and capabilities to do it..

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Politics / Re: EndSARS Protesters Hit Osogbo Roads, Storm House Of Assembly by masterP042(m): 1:18pm On Dec 07, 2020
The Lekki shooting is the worst they can do. This regime has really wrecked this country.. Suppressing the protest won't be the solution to this problem.. It's just futile.. If they don't end bad governance, reduce their huge salaries and restructure this country.. This protests won't cease. Cos the protest is beyond sars.. It's just targeted at everything wrong with this country
Politics / Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by masterP042(m): 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2020
Misterdhee1:

Who's asking you to keep quiet? Rather, if you want to fight, apply tact. No one, not in history, fight a democratically elected government and win through brash approach. If you feel your life is not too valuable to be sacrificed for the nation, think about your loved ones whose lifes depend on yours. I'm not against the call for good governance, we are all victims of bad governance, but tact rather than brash approaches would bring us the desired changes slowly and steadily. Don't die thinking the nation will remember you as a lost hero. More famous heroes have died in vain since independence.
So now carrying placards to protest is now a " brash approach? is it not my fundamental human right? So seeking for a better Nigeria is now an abomination? This kind country sef. How the fuucck did I find myself here? Na this your slow ans steady approach our fathers use wey make Nigeria spoil like this.. If you're waiting for these leaders to just wake up one day and change their minds to do the right things, you're on a long thing
Politics / Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by masterP042(m): 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2020
Misterdhee1:

What has happened since the Oyingbo and lekki massacre? The problem with many of us is we expect too much of the country and in the process of not waking up to the reality, we lose our lives unjustly to a country that doesn't even care about our existence. Sadly, it's the family and loved ones of those who are unjustly killed that bear the brunt.
If I keep quiet I'm still a victim of insecurity, suffering and bad governance, if I come out to protest I may be shot by the army..
I rather come out to protest. I rather die fighting for what is right, for the good of the future generations

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Religion / Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Turned A Wedding To Healing Service, Heal A Woman With Clutches by masterP042(m): 10:14pm On Dec 01, 2020
Of all the things God wan use am do for naija, na to heal one small leg..
God no see our economy to turn around, abi boko haram to decimate, abi herdsmen abi bandits, or corrupt politicians wasting the future away..

Lol. When I go to church and hear the so called testimonies, lol. I laugh. So God that created heaven and earth. He's being celebrated for healing legs, giving jobs, preventing fire etc.. Lol. It's just the same as clapping for a 30 year old man for taking his first steps, or congratulating a 30 year old man for reading the alphabets..

I mean, God can do better.
Science has done much more than these, and yet, doesn't make a fuse about it. Man is on space, we live longer etc, ordinary prayer pastor go do, dey done dey demand 10 percent commission as tithe.

A pastor surrounded by military soldiers.. But the mumu members dey buy oil and hankie from him for protection.
Atuolu omalu omalu, mana atuolu ofeke, ofenye isi n'ohia.. The fools and ndi ofeke will never cease in the land, that's why these pastorpreneurs will always be cashing out. In the poorest country in the world, resides 7 out of the top 10 richest pastors in the world

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Crime / Re: Man Stabbed To Death In Delta After He Won N15 Million Bet (Graphic Pix) by masterP042(m): 10:17am On Dec 01, 2020
The prime suspect is the owner of the betting shop where he played the game. The betting company may have paid the money to the shop, but they wan freestyle the money. Those agents are more wicked than buhari

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pix Of A Nairalander by masterP042(m): 9:02am On Dec 01, 2020
Newbreed2018:
There's more to Marriage than the glitz and glamor, the likes u both are clamoring for on fb etc. Good thing that u have supporting parents who are bankrolling ur marriage, still do not make both of u, especially the young man matured for the big shoe he's stepping into. When u didn't work for the money and ur parents bought u a wife, u r more likely not to value it in the long run.

Forgive me, but both of u do not look matured and single minded to weather the storms ahead of time.

Goodluck!

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Family / Re: Married Men Asking Single Guys For Help. by masterP042(m): 7:45am On Dec 01, 2020
Slurity:
You are among the people that really noticed the cause of our really problem. I have this opportunity to analysis this problem on radio sometimes in 2012 during my NYSC 1 year service with Efcc. I want you to know that Nigeria real problems are not corruption or unemployment and bad government as many people think, no it is not the primary problem, all the problem I listed above are secondary, they are caused by the real primary problem. The number one and primary problem of Nigeria is poverty CAUSED BY IGNORANCE. Your topic of lack of birth control is the ultimate number 1 of our ignorance. I will leave you to do this little research by yourselve. Compare Nigeria population in 1960 when we got independent with Britain's population that freed us that year. Compare the two countries population now and compare the rate of jump. Now try to understand that we are poor in Nigeria because we are too many to share few resources of wealth, then because we are too much to compete for few we become more greedy and desperate, this greed and desperation gave birth to corruption. Simple math
You're very wise.. The main problem is that our birth rate is higher than our economic growth. When the population is growing faster than the economy. Catastrophe is inevitable. But when the population growth is commensurate with economic growth, it is okay.

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Politics / Re: Uzodinma: Fast Till God Answers Prayers, If You Refuse To Join APC by masterP042(m): 7:10pm On Nov 28, 2020
Oluwaseun2020:

some things are above hard work...
i have had some things fall on my laps after fasting ..that my one year work couldn't provide..
until you find God and his wonders. ..you will keep struggling all in the name of hard work...
you wont understand Matthew 11;28
“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest."
You will keep burdening yourself in the name of hard work.
their are things you do for your self and thier are things that God do for you
The latter i swear is greater than the former.
Isaiah 55:8
"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways ," declares the LORD. "As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts"
If God do it for you. ..you will know your hard work is shit....
Try a 6-6 fasting. ..15days straight. ..you will thank me forever. ...
Save this write up...copy and paste it...in your diary.
How many days did dangote, Gates or Bezos fast? I know many people that have developed ulcer because of fasting. And about two people that died while fasting. If your fasting dey work, u suppose don dey forbes list..
That aside, you can't pray and fast away hardwork. But u can work and think your way to success. Success is beyond religion, gender or ethnicity. Don't think that things will work out for you just because you're a Christian or you believe the bible.
Romance / Re: What Should A Guy Do After Catching His Girlfriend With Another Man? (Pix) by masterP042(m): 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2020
Leave the scene, if she later apologize, act as if you've forgiven her.. Use her guilt trip to fvck the hell out of her, allow her date herself, always make sure you fvck her with protection, don't pity her. Do her anal, fvck her in her menses, u can even make her lord of the rings, and waste her bleeping time.. When you're tired of her, dump her like a used condom. angry angry

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Politics / Re: Uzodinma: Fast Till God Answers Prayers, If You Refuse To Join APC by masterP042(m): 11:05am On Nov 28, 2020
Oluwaseun2020:

i hope God wont put you in a situation where your work cant save you...
ask Trump...
God doesn't answer the prayer of sinners...
God wont give you money that wont favour him..
Money that you will take to club..
He knows even if he gives you...you will lavish it.
80%of Nigerians are wicked people
and thats why the staff of elisha didnt work with Gehazi

Hebrew 12;14
Pursue peace with all, and holiness, without which no one shall see the Lord:

The food of the sons won't be given to dogs..
thats what jesus told that woman..
Change your ways and fast 6:6 not all this 5 hours fasting. ..to show God you really want it....
You all speak for God. You all speak from the figments of your imagination. There's no proof that God exists.. When the good happen, u praise him, but when the bad happens, you fail to blame him but rather find excuses or blame the devil.

Hardwork + No prayer = 90% chance of success
Hardwork + prayer = 90% chance of success
No work + prayer = 0% chance of success
No work + No prayer = 0% chance of success

Therefore prayer is of no use. It's insignificant to the expected result. Rather time consuming and more energy is expended in its effect.
The free 10% chance is the co-efficient of hardwork. Which also depends on other variables or external factors.
Politics / Re: Uzodinma: Fast Till God Answers Prayers, If You Refuse To Join APC by masterP042(m): 5:13am On Nov 28, 2020
It's be long I prayed nor fasted. Prayer is futile, it doesn't work and it's a total waste of time.
Nigerians have been praying for ages even before I was born, but yet the reverse is the result. After all their prayers God still gave them incompetent buhari, plus recession, hardship, sars, hunger etc.
I wish Nigerians can take their destinies in their own hands, just like other countries did. There's no sky daddy anywhere that will come to our rescue. Only the lazy and incompetent try to pray success into existence. That's not how life work. Good things don't come easy, u work it out. Change begins with you, be that change you expect to see. Treat others as you would want to be treated. Work hard and smart.

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Crime / Re: I Harvest Human Parts From Christian Cemetery In Ogun ― 55-Year-Old Suspect by masterP042(m): 10:18am On Nov 25, 2020
Their love for harvesting cone shaped skulls eh.
I heard that skull mining accounts for 60% of their internally generated revenue.

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Crime / Re: CCTV Captures A Boy Stealing From A Woman's Car (video) by masterP042(m): 9:53am On Nov 25, 2020
Nigeria is already on a keg of gun powder. The leaders have created a lot of monsters. Poverty and illiteracy is the root of all evil.

I hope with the help of the video, the kid will be tracked down. And maybe rehabilitated, cos I think there's still redemption for him, he still has little fear, and also he hasn't graduated to carrying arms.

Metting jungle justice on petty thieves is not the solution, it needs to be tackled from the root. Which is, making sure our leaders do the work which they're called to do, calling them out always and voting them out if they don't do the right thing. Poverty and illiteracy should be tackled headlong.

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Religion / Re: Man Faces Sound System In Direction Of Church That Always 'disturbs' Him by masterP042(m): 9:56pm On Nov 24, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


He should not incur the wrath of God by doing this; how can anyone say the sound of the gospel is noise to him?
Shebi, if God makes his next 4 generations to suffer from irreversible deafness they will say that God has started.

But the devil can sha give us ingenious ways of shutting out the word of God.
Back in the days when I was an unbeliever before I eventually gave my life to Christ and finally backslided, there was this Jehovah Witness couple would never let me be.

Every Sunday they'd stroll into my parlor to share the goodnews. Out of civility, I'd listen to them and even offer them refreshments till the day one lady who had just been recently widowed finally agreed to visit me after 2months of non-stop follow-up. We were just about to start "egwu jigida" when my JW friends knocked.

I mumuishly opened the door and they ended up making my new convert their new convert.
That was the begining of my sworn enmity with the JW sect and till this day, whenever they come visiting, I ensure I have porn playing on the TV.

It hasn't always had the scarecrow effect on them because it has helped me convert at least eight JW ladies to my bedmates.

Just taste one Jehovah Witness woman and you'd understand why they say that paradise is here on earth.
NwaAmaikpe is back.. Wow. Missed you oo.. Tiri gbosaa for u.. Gbosaa, gbosaa, gbosaaa

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