₦airaland Forum

Mynd_44: No mind the mumu

Ain't u bothered dat bigToto hasn't showed up yet?

abi she dey scam?

things don change, a very minute number of girls these day are moved by words, and they are actually the 'endangered' ones cos dem don dey go into extinction.

check out d rhyme:

guys are moved by [size=24pt]big a$$[/size]
girls are moved by [size=24pt]big ca$h[/size]

simple

khukhi: Why do certain individuals often make up stories about conspiracies against Nigeria, be it in sports, or the media or politics? Is it correct to say Nigerians are often dramatic, or it is a few individuals ?.

To say you are correct would mean generalisation is always correct, but it ain't.

joeydozzy: of all people BV, it had to be mynd

so its suppose to b u abi?

virtuoso01: MR Mynd appears and the Big V has disappeared....


I wonder.

i guess she is just shy

omotola1: Where is BIGVAJINA sef? Atleast Mynd has shown up, now ‘she‘ is no where to be found.

she is probably washing her kpekus and waiting 4 Mynd somewhere beside NL

omotola1: Hate gini?
The thread is obviously a joke na.

n wat makes u tink she's joking?

omotola1: Anoda sick thread...
When u r through with ur awareness pls let‘s know.
Yuck!

brova, quit hating, its bad 4 ur health

This Mynd guy must be using juju o, see as this babe just dey profess undying love for national tv .

bross abeg tell where u 4 do am make i do too

UmericanGirl: My nigerian crush is perfectly romantic.

here is a 'living testimony'

achukwunet: The perfect Nigerian woman:
she must be beautiful and flawless, while they on the other hand never take care of themselves (physically speaking) and never show the slightest ounce of romance.


In just about every song you hear, Nigeria men have a smooth way to talk about their sweeties.

1) D'banj- "My sweet Potato"
2) Flavour Nabania- "My Jollof Rice" "My Tomato Juice"
3) Wizboy- "My Fotojenik", "Screen Saver"



*And a couple others....


-The tomato in my rice
-The only fish in my aquarium
-The sugar in my tea
-You are the only sugar in my tea, the only cockroach in my cupboard.
-I love you, oya talk your own
-I want to know you berra sweetie
-I want to harvest you
-It seems like I have seen you somewhere before
-My pastor said I would meet the woman of my dreams today, praise the lord he is correct.
-Shey you believe in love at first sight abi make I waka pass again?


But then when it comes to reality, they're not romantic! With all the beautiful women we have in Nigeria, our men should be moving heaven and earth to be romantic to make her feel good. I know these are just songs, but someone needs to say that there's nothing romantic about these pickup lines. SO, WHY ARE NIGERIA MEN NOT ROMANTIC?

What kind of men have you been dating lately?

naijababe: Over a snicker bar? Dayuum!!!!!!!!

The issue in cases of theft is not particularly the item stolen but the act of stealing, immediately u do dat, u down-grade ur status there by making u defenceless

Yes, forgiving is a rare virtue, its a gift.

blink182: Tiwa Savage, if I no marry her I go marry girl with her physique.

that chick not only gat physique, but she's got talent and she's smart

@ Tiwa
i'm falling in love with dat chick o

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toba: https://elejo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/IMG_9117-399x600.jpgwho is this

sexy [size=20pt]TiWa Savage[/size]

Sh!1ts happens every where, nor b only 4 naija

Friendship is typically based on trust, there are particular stuffs u can trust a well known friend with, some friends cannot be trusted with money but can be trusted with certian morality such as self control and respect for women, with such friend i can, but let us also know dat its the trust of two people that is required here; that of ur friend and dat of ur wife, so if i trust my wife i can.

i hope they get to the bottom of this very sensitive issues, as issues like this are usually given a few attention at the onset and after a few while every thing magically dies down. typical naija style

I despise this man alot

tjskii: I managed to somehow sha turn it,but d result wasn't aesthetically pleasing at all and it was very soft,had to make amala to salvage d situation,cos no way was I goin to serve my hubby d hotmess I made

From ur pix, it shows dat u use a deep bowl in making ur eba, when next, use an average depth bowl(like half the depth of the one in ur pix) so that u can stir the eba evenly and generously, i think that will make the lumps melt and the grains of the garri smooth.

engrfcuksmtin: One of the factors that determine the texture of eba is the texture, moisture content at frying and % starch of garri.

Correct.
If the garri is very starchy, then donot let the water get very very hot, different methods for different textures of garri, smetimes its better to do a lil test with a handful of garri to know the best method(as in tempature of water, quantity of water added and stirring method) to use for that particular texture of garri.