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dejustice: A teacher lecturing on population said 'In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.' Akpors stood up and said 'we must find and stop her!'
_Akpors; why are all these people running? Man: this is a race, the winner will get the cup. Akpors: if only the winner will get the cup,why are others running?
_Akpors told his servant: go and water the plants.
Servant: its already raining.
Akpors: so what, take an umbrella and go!
_Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package.
Akpors: why did you have to come so far, instead u could have posted it.
_Akpors at an Art gallery: i suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: i beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
_Akpors was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?
Akpors: i'm writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.
_Flash news:A 2 SEATER plane crashed in a GRAVEYARD in Umukoro. Akpors and his townsmen have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more. L.O.L.Z

Akpos u be tortoise?
why ur name nor dey comot from story?

this is complete conspiracy.
so the killing of innocent Nigerians is a way of protesting against bad governance abi?

ok then, osama bin laden was also protesting against the bad governance of the US.

this is complete conspiracy.
so the killing of innocent Nigerians is a way of protesting against bad governance abi?

ok then, osama bin laden was also protesting against the bad governance of the US.

Nuezha: Akpos was. Slap is too little!

I dissagree.
he saw a word 'PRESS' and then he pressed, so why the slap

Akpos saw his parents in bed enjoying their marital rights, so he asked;
"daddy, what are you doing?"
his father replied;
"i'm beating ur mummy"
Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face and said;
"mama, but what offence have you committed in this house?,
today, four different men have beaten you;
first, it was the gate man Aliyu, then Idris our house boy,
that vendor that sold Newspaper to dad also beat you and now daddy
WHY, mama you must be stubborn ooo!"

Akpos is is currently staying with his aunt Sophie at the moment, his dad is behind bars for murder and his mum's burial has been fixed for next weekend

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satan is the [size=30pt]ARCH ENEMY[/size]

Damn, this guy harsh sha.
Just imagine how many babes don consume vultures all in d the name of 'my boyfriend bought me suya'

Scarpon: am a guy who hardly eat outside cuz of my health and many other things. i have spent half of my life with my parents now am a bachelor but i live with my junior sister she do all the cooking and she as just traveled. the last time i made noodles it got burnt will water was still flowing on it i have to drain the water b4 i eat. pls folks help on how to make noodles with eggs cuz this what am gonna be eating till Tuesday when she comes back.

lolllll,

very funny though.
ok, let me give a tip on how i make my favourite noodles with eggs.

step 1:
fill a kettle with about half a litre of water (depending on the size of the noodles, more noodles, more water).
allow to boil till a 100 degree celcius

step 2:
take an empty bowl,
place the noodles inside, pour the boiled water on it (make sure the water level covers the noodles),
cover the bowl with a lid or wide flat plate and allow the heat of the water to cook the noodles for about 4 minutes.

step 3:
pour the noodles with the water into a sieve so that the water can drain off the noodles,
pour the noodles into the empty bowl, (by now it will be a little bit soft, but not totally cooked),
add seasoning (noodles seasoning or any of ur choice), stir together very well
note: all of these should be done on the bowl without placing it on the fire.

step 4:
take a frying pan, place it on the fire,
pour 5-6 table spoonful of groundnut oil on it
slice half a bulb of onion, (slice fresh pepper if u like)
allow the oil to get hot (but not too hot)
pour the sliced onion into the oil and allow to fry for 3mins
pour the already seasoned noodles into the oil and allow to fry for 2mins while u stir consistently
note: u can add very little water to it so it can soften a little (but if u want it crunchy, dont add water)

step 5:
get eggs(desired no, 2,preferably)
whisk in a bowl
pour the whisked eggs into the frying noodles
allow it to fry 4 about 1min without stirring
then stir the mixture altogether

voila!!!
enjoy ur meal
(pls remember to give feedback after ur 1st attempt)

Kcxee: When i was a kid if i urinate on my bed i will wake up n change my cloths den take water n pour on my junior sis den push her 2 where i urinated den slip bak n i was never caught...n she always get beaten....

Devil

o boy see coins

imagine after wasting ur time to count them and it amounts to only N500

*Kails*:
you have aids/hiv?

no i don't.

At d last time i checked, i was -ve

solidbroda: When her eye clear and the prezzo don descombulate her Vag*** with his D***. Well, we will be waiting. Cos that will surely happen. 101%. She's a kid doh, still learning

d word is 'discombobulate'

ask sexkillz

yinkhar: i jst played a trick on my mum nw

go ahead and tell it, dont worry, i promise i won't tell ur mummy

gees_02: wen i was about to write common entrance, my mum used to lock me up in d study for 2 hours each day, she neva knew i hid my selected novel and game in the study each day prior to d reading time

no wonder u wrote common entrace 12x

i wish the parents of all the 'confessors' in this thread could see this thread

all4naija: You mean 17 years old is a child?

adulthood begins at 18

i wish i got away with dis one but sadly enough, i was caught;

when i was a teen(17yrs), i brought home my girl friend after school, we had sex and i flushed the condom in the toilet but never checked to confirm it was properly flushed, o boy,
my mum came home pretty early, rushed to toilet to ease herself..., she was speechless.
It took me more than 2 weeks to get over the embarrassment

jhydebaba: I'll take my statistics of HIV infected peeps here.
Masterpiecer number 1, still counting.

Lol,
ur reasoning is obviously miopic

HBD [size=20pt]2Baba[/size], u 2 much

Hey,
i just sent you a request.

190: Nigerians

Very wonderful set of human beings

Thank God I'm american so this doesn't apply 2me

Anybody can be anything on nl, amerika boi

I read some where that when a man reaches the age of 25yrs, his tendency to take physical risk reduces, I guess its true cos before I turned 25, I can remember a couple of deadly risk I took. Each time I think back, I just wonder what I was really thinking at those times

I remember when I was in d uni, I climb an electric power pole at night to fix the cable that was disconnect during the day(i wasn't even an electrical engineering student)

I also remember jumping from a storey building when I was much younger, lol.

pls drop urs if u can stil remember

I think what is important at the moment is what can we achieve with the facts that we are bringing up now after almost a decade, cos it might just be a case of adding salt to injury if we cant do anything with the emerging fact, since the bakassi case is almost forgotten

I wonder if her mouth is big enough to contain that enormous tongue, maybe she would have to keep it rolled inside her mouth. lol.
she looks scary too

maclatunji: Y
Really? Are you a "Sammy" shareholder?

Yes o.
Apple with their itunes restrictions just piss me off, Sammy is very flexible, all u need is just a google acct. I'm 4ever a Sammy fan

There is nothing special about the so-called nano sim, there are other andriod phones dat uses micro sim, the only difference is just size, and that's what the cutter is meant for.
I just hate Apple for what they did to Sammy:-(

ignis: The price of What?

The price of irrag

freecocoa: Mstchew.

So u actually signed in jst to hiss?
Na wa oo

@topic
Maybe he'll get a chance to play 4 chelsea jst as Usain Bolt might 4 Man U's friendly nxt yr