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[size=60pt] abiL looks sassy and sexy (my kinda girl)
onila, all i see is a mannequin, or is that really u?[/size]

[size=60pt] abiL looks sassy and sexy, (my kinda girl).
0nila, all i see is a mannequin, or is dat really u? [/size]

this is to show how much freaks these sophisticated gadgets has created

onila: dont u want to marry a virgin I know after banging all the UK girls like u almost have. .u wld sent down with a pure and clean vag-ina

You are one very very dirty virgin, you sound slutier than a wh0re

[size=40pt]I Love this idea, 100o/o support!! [/size]

safarigirl: The clueless retardeen at his best. Would he have said this if it was Otuoke that was given away. So much for having your 'brother' in Aso rock. This is going to count against him in the elections, Obama would never cede US land to any country, ICJ or not. The puppet we call a president is just an oversized vegetable.

We shouldn't really blame GEJ, cos i think he is just a figure head in this, like i earlier stated, there is something fishy about the case, remember Bakassi was ceded during OBJ's goverment, there is something that has been passing on from Gowon's to OBJ's and finally down to GEJ, that is the conspiracy we(Nigerians) do not know about.

There is something fishy about the Bakassi case, what about the fresh facts that prof. Ofonagoro claims to be in his possession?, now we have barely 2 weeks before the 10yr period of re-opening the case ellapses, as at when the NBA sent a communique to Federal government to reopen the case, we had six weeks, nothing has been done since then despite the 'fresh facts' claims, and from GEJ's statement, there seem to be no hope of re-opening. From Gowon to OBJ to GEJ, i think there is something we Nigerians do not know about the Bakassi case, that is the conspiracy.

The brains this young man used in putting up that 'wonderful idea' coulda fetch him a means of livelihood in his own country. A successful man would be successful no matter what part of the world he his.

in English- [size=50pt]NO[/size]
in India- [size=50pt]Nay-he[/size]

in Igbo- [size=50pt]Nba[/size]

in Spanish- [size=50pt]No[/size]

in Dutch- [size=50pt]No[/size]

oluMyderz: shutt up dia! Na nw we come be frends abi? Bloody hypocrite! Muslims wil neva compromise wit d unbelievers Lai Lai. . . Leave us wit our own nd be wit ur rotten nd contaminated religion. Shioor!

Are you confirming that Islam is a voilent religion?
cos i only said muslims can drop their prayers too and ^this is what ur prayer sound like?

Has there ever been a protest against boko haram by these same peeps? cowards i say

[size=30pt]All these BOKO BOYS sef...[/size]

Godman_n: [size=18pt]I value my God so serious that I cannot join his name in prayers to a woman that I cannot forgive for the huge amount amount that can be used to change the face of country and do away with massive poverty in my land, that she, her husband, and people like her stole.

I cannot join him in prayers to a woman that is so unread and unlettered but want to impose herself and her unlearned manners at the topmost power in my country. A woman that have helped to continue make what should have been our centre of refinement - Aso rock - to a den of robber and treasury looters.

My only pronouncement is that God should have mercy on the power, help the wicked to see their evil sides and the consequences of their actions. help them to repent and change their ways but when they refuse, punish them and take them away from our midst.

Remove every bottleneck that is stopping the emancipation and development of our people - the black man[/size]

What God are u referring to?
is it the God of love and forgiveness?

Just say a prayer, cos He forgives even our own trespasses

^please specify with details. tnx

musKeeto: Pls, if ur not with us, go comment on another thread. Im hoping God's will is that she dies for a greater purpose...

Amen..

1 quetion:

do u have a mother?
what if itwas ur own mother

Dear heavenly father,
Your word says; "You sent your word and it heals our disease", therefore, Lord, let your word heal whatever infermity that is troubling her body today, not because of any other reason but for the sake of Your mercies that is new every morning and Your steadfast love. Lord as a Nigerian, i stand in the gap to interceed for the first lady of our dear coutry; Dame Patience Jonathan, therefore i declare that it is well with her body, soul and spirit. This i ask in the name of Jesus Christ our lord.
Amen.

@OP
Thanks for opening this thread, this is what we should be doing, supporting in anyway we can.

*Muslims are also welcome to drop their prayers too.

Laila, which kind waec question b dis
abeg tell us the person joor

Apos was sick last nite, so the doctor gave him a tablet.
he(Akpos) started cutting the sides of the tablet,
the doctor asked him; "y r u cutting the sides?"
Akpos replied; "to avoid side effects"

babylahot: This Akpos go soon die........

AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.

AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?

ABOKI:yes

AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btwn.

ABOKI: happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)

AKPOS: u get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everytin dey.

AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)

AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME

sheyie2007: Now you see how dumb you are? The zeal to open a thread covered ur eyes so te you no see date

mumu, look at my topic, it carries a (?)mark.
now who's d dummy?

infact, nor provoke me dis evening o

thayur: dude i am sure if yhu really cheked the site yhu call yhur source... you would realize that this particular news is tagged november last year...... dumb mofo

i guess i was too much in hurry to check, my bad, but i wonder y a site will rumour someone's death

so u have finally done the reduction surgery abi, and u want to replace d 'big' with 'small'

sheyie2007: @poster - you're the dumbest fellow i've seen on nl

and what r u? the smartest?
ogoro fish

New Orleans– Fans mourn the loss of Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr., the artist better known as ‘Lil Wayne,’ who died early Wednesday morning at his home in New Orleans.

Lil Wayne has died from fatal injuries caused to himself after a massive overdose of the popular rage drug PCP.

Lil Wayne was pronounced dead at 6:59 a.m. EST. Cause of death was listed as “fatal injuries caused to himself after a massive overdose of phencyclidine.” Sources close to the musician suggested Lil Wayne may have taken too much PCP, a popular party drug, and done severe damage to his face with his hands and sharp knives. He was 29.

Lil Wayne is survived by ex-wife Toya Carter and four children.

Lil Wayne’s charity, Change.org, suffered financial losses after rumors that Wayne borrowed money from the philanthropist organization without returning it, marring the charity group with exactly the negative image of black society from which volunteers work extensively to protect children.

Key assets of Lil Wayne’s estate are expected to be turned over to Change.org, an organization that helps prepare young black inner city youth for the trials of tomorrow.

source: http://www.chronicle.su/obituaries/lil-wayne-dead-at-29/

source?

Seun: We're not abandoning Adsense completely, but for now we want to run with this new approach and see where it takes us.

We had to retroactively disqualify one of the winners because none of his ads had anything to do with web advert design.

I guess dat would be k.net's?

Mostly true though, sincerely i think i fall under the 'unsual Nigerian'
But i want you to note that attributes such as anger, selfishness, pride, get-rich-quick syndrome are found in average humans all over the world inrespective of where you are from, especially youths, so it might be wrong to think that it only affects the average Nigerian.

I work in an environment where i get to interact with a lot of expats(foreigners), one major difference i have notice between we(Nigerians) and them(foreigners) is impatience. It is quite difficult for an average Nigerian to maintain a queue without being suppervised, most times we seem to undermine simple ethics and i think it does affect us a whole lot.

Seun: The winners are:
@fizanos For ISUZ Crafts
@ogzille for Best Value Providers Limited:
@lincolnpix For LincolnPixel Web Agency:
@a.w.o For NDOTO

The other entries are winners too, because I will advice all prospective advertisers to pick designers from the gallery of adverts above!

kudos to the winners, i think every1 did great job, but k-net should have made the top 5.

ogugua88: Exactly, only in bacterial form. The temperature there is -125C lol. I'm sure life existed at one point. It's super interesting. More will be revealed in time, I'm sure.

Why bother much about life that is in bacterial form and less significant while there are more issues that threatens life in human form here on Earth?. Drastic weather change(global warming) is a major concern to Earth's existence, i think scientist shouldn't waste much energy on Mar's findings which is rather less inhabitable and channel such time and effort unto re-inventing Earth.

ogugua88: Obinna: *stares at Chisorom*
Chisorom: What is it?
Obinna: Shift.
Chisorom: You said what?
Obinna: Shift shift. Ice water wan kill ya boy.
Chisorom: Shift to where? There's no room o.
Obinna: There's no what? Move and make space for me jor!

Ogugua, u don brake my left rib o. lol.

The Nigeria version of titanic will make a perfect comedy, imagine Mr. Ibu (John Okafor) as Jack

Dr young: Seriously guy, you need to learn how to cook ASAP, it's not too late ooooo. Especially for your health and happiness. You don't want to be a dependent nuisance to anybody.

i dont cook often, but whenever i do, i find it very interesting.