₦airaland Forum

and this one was in the Govt too under Electricity with nothing to show for it. If everyone wants to run, they should run.

abc115:

“Must everybody be a presidential candidate or governorship candidates? It’s important as opposition to bring a stronger coalition to fight the sitting government. You can’t defeat a status quo by splitting into different groups.”

— Dr Sam Amadi. pic.twitter.com/yTq8fzEwah

— Thεό Abu (@TheoAbuAgada) May 26, 2026

Reason why we should not have mad men or women roaming the streets...Put them in Aro. If someone is mad, they have mental challenges and need help. Now, people will be suspicious of all mad people lol

SecuritybriefNg:
Watch video below for full details

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR2W5BV0w5s

So many Americans would rather die in other countries than return to Trump's USA or USA at all. It is CALLED...they have built a life over there, married, maybe already have children...children go to school and have friends. It is not an indictment on the country of birth. This dude is so shallow minded. What would they come to in Nigeria? Some of them cannot trust relatives, and some have been burned by relatives. Some have sold properties to japa to South Africa. Some have businesses in South Africa...will Peter Obi give them his NEXT Cash and Carry shops for trading? Lol

dre11:
https://punchng.com/xenophobia-many-nigerians-prefer-to-die-in-south-africa-than-return-home-obi/

My post was before the INEC nullification...Please pay attention to dates before criticizing a post . INEC has filed an appeal by the way which is why you are not seeing cross carpeting like before.

CaptainFM1:
Try and get yourself abreast of latest news before posting. Court has nullified INEC deadlines. They now have up till September to join political party of their choice.

Those machines already exist...just buy them from China. My concern is cleaning. All these machines ought to be cleaned after use with hot steam and disinfectants. We just keep reusing them and wonder why we die early hmmm

jedisco:
Cant our engineers or engineering schools build a machine to automate the whole process

Too late to defect anywhere to contest...where did we get these people from that cannot read the Electoral Act of 2026?

Truths9ja:
https://leadership.ng/mass-defection-looms-in-rivers-apc/

What did you see? so many emotional messages masquerading as facts. Give us your evidences

shortgun:
Omo, from what I am seeing in Rivers State currently on ground, Fubara is gone.
He's not coming back as governor.
The man is not a politician and should have no business with politics

The Family should go and find out who they offended or their bloodline...for a child in University to take his own life by just leaving at 5am to jump inside the well...it does not make sense.

Alternatively, there is MORE to the story and his phone should be investigated thoroughly.

Emmalez:
SOURCE
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2026/05/fuoye-student-found-dead-in-abandoned.html

WATCH VIDEO BELOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxP4IcFMV1Q?si=6JFrzub3Vt9OZGrL

For every negative, there is a positive. S*x toys have saved some marriages as well. If she is very hyper, and he cannot meet up, should she go out and find someone else or catch infection and bring it home? or she should just suffer in silence and do nothing...be it toys of fingers...it may help. As to the husband, please learn to do more than what toys do, so you wont be competing, you will be complementing...some things, toys cannot match...let to be good at that and trust me, she would always prefer you over the toys





[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=139457717]“When You Get Married, You Will Feel It”- Man Warns Ladies Using S3x Toys

A man has stirred mixed reactions online after sharing his thoughts on intimacy, modern relationships, and the use of s3x toys.

According to him, reliance on s3x toys may affect expectations in marriage and real-life relationships. He expressed concern that some people may develop preferences that make emotional and physical connection with a partner more complicated.

He said:

“Continue using s3x toys, when you get married, you will feel it. You charge a s3x toy for 4 hours and use it on yourself, then you expect a man with blood running through his veins to compete with s3x toys.”

The statement has generated debate, with some agreeing that modern habits can influence expectations in relationships, while others argue that intimacy in marriage is based on emotional connection, understanding, and mutual effort rather than comparison with personal devices

"Continue using sex toys, when you get married, you will feel it. You charge a sex toy for 4 hours and use it on yourself, then you expect a man with blood running through his veins to compete with sex toys." - Man pic.twitter.com/On11d4LXOd

— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) May 18, 2026

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Where will I start?

UBA: I went to them so I can have access to my bank account. I was told that a text will be sent to my number. I told them it is an old number I no longer use. He said they have to change the number, and he said they had issues with that since my number is being used by another account. I told them it was not possible because the previous number was registered to my NIN. He said we have to wait for them to change the number. Came back days later, nothing...till now I can still send funds in but I cannot remove money unless I visit the bank. I still cannot log into the app.

Zenith: Tried to register my NGO account, so we can do business with them. After asking us to get EFCC documents that took 1 yr...after one of their boys asked to get it for us for N100k within 2 weeks...we got all the documents, filled for forms and nothing came out of it. We kept getting posted that multiple layers must sign our papers..guess they never did. The same Zenith will help corrupt politicians move money about.

Now I use GTBank and still have not opened an NGO account. I may have to settle for a MicroFinance. I wont be surprised if we open an account in Kenya first before Nigeria lol.

truxperteam:
Whether it is GTBank, Access Bank, First Bank, UBA, Zenith, Opay, Kuda or any other — we have all had that one banking experience that left us speechless.
Frozen accounts without notice. Failed transfers that took days to reverse. ATMs that swallow cards. Customer service that puts you on hold forever. Charges you never agreed to.
But also — some banks have genuinely impressed people with fast service, easy apps and quick resolutions.
Which Nigerian bank has frustrated you the most? And which one has genuinely impressed you?
Share your honest experience below 👇🇳🇬
You can also search Truxper on Google to rate and review any Nigerian bank permanently.

Criminals and those with stolen cars will not get legitimate license plates.

ekukeku:
How much is plate number wey people still dey fake it

If someone can show me a completed out and the breakdown and how they spent N15m, I will believe you...even the tiles I am working on right now, I know how much I am paying for tiles and workmanship.

samjades:
This is a typical example of a simple and practical 2-bedroom house you can build without overcomplicating things. 🏡

You don’t always need a massive mansion to become a landlord, my brother. Start with what you can afford, build gradually, and focus on proper planning and quality construction.

A well-designed 2-bedroom home can provide comfort, functionality, and long-term value while keeping construction costs more manageable.

Many successful property owners started small before expanding later. The most important step is getting started wisely and building within your budget.

Omo.Agege just keeps losing. His anti-party activities are catching up to him

fergie001:
DELTA CENTRAL APC SENATORIAL PRIMARY
Results:
Ede Dafinone - 116252 votes
Ovie Omo-Agege - 3643 votes

Raise your own proteins...poultry or pigs and get free leftover meals for the animals from restaurants

ogododo:
https://healthwise.punchng.com/meat-disappears-from-nigerian-homes-as-cow-prices-soar/

Do you not realize politicians cannot defect anymore due to Electoral Law 2026? Deadline passed already

jojo1415:
NDC loading 💯 he better defect to LP,ADC or NDC.

So, Obama killed Osama. Trump can’t match that.

CyynthiaKiss:
NOTABLE TERRORIST LEADERS KILLED UNDER TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

(Date: Name — Place Killed)

🇮🇶 Oct 2019: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi — Syria
🇸🇦 Oct 2019: Abu al-Hassan al-Muhajir — Syria
🇸🇦 Sept 2019: Hamza bin Laden — Afghanistan–Pakistan border region
🇳🇬 May 2026: Abu-Bilal al-Minuki — Nigeria

NB: This list only includes individuals associated with Al-Qaeda, ISIS, and ISIL groups.


Source

I do my best to advise people…if you are a fashion designer, reach out. You give to take. I won’t charge you but pls be good and be honest

Wonder2501:
Let me be honest with you all.

I have seen so many talented Nigerian
designers on this forum and on Instagram
whose work is absolutely world class.

But somehow a woman in Houston
or London who desperately wants
authentic Nigerian fashion
still cannot find them.

How does that make sense? 😩

The talent is here.
The customers are there.
But the distance, the payment wahala,
the shipping stress always wins.

For designers who have tried
getting international clients —
how did you do it?
What worked? What nearly killed you? 😅

And for those who haven't tried —
what is the biggest thing
holding you back?

Because I genuinely believe Nigerian
designers deserve a global audience.

Very dump thing to say. If that is what Rich people do, they would not excel. How many years before even TESLA became profitable?

Is US not borrowing and in debt? How can you expand economy if you are stuck in paying debts and not expanding. All the debts we are taking in will multiple the economy in folds.

How do you want to invite people to come and see our tourist centers, or move agro produce from North to South without good lasting highways. What should be the focus is what the Govt is doing with the money and the plans to repay.

Obasanjo was there for 8yrs...please what are his lasting legacies? If he has done half of what Tinubu is doing, we would not be where we are but they spend $16 billion on Electricity Failure.

I have debt. I am not paying it off. I am instead investing. In 2-3 years, I will use the revenue from investments to pay off debts while still holding on to my investment. Please fact check to see how many countries carry debt? Are they all stupid and Obj is the wise one?

iwaeda:
Tinubu Is A Complete Failure: The government is deep in debt yet he is spending money like a drunken sailor — Obasanjo

Tinubu Is A Complete Failure: The government is deep in debt yet he is spending money like a drunken sailor — Obasanjo pic.twitter.com/oj0pdJl88K

— Advocacy For Good Governance (@governance_101) May 13, 2026

The house you cannot take with you lol. Me I just want a studio or 1 bedroom flat in UK for vacation. I do not need a 10 room mansion lol...call me poor man mentality. I would rather have houses in multiple countries than one big house...but rich men love to host people so this is probably needed.

nlfpmod:
Bloomberg Reports:



https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-14/nigerian-tycoon-femi-otedola-buys-53-million-london-mansion?embedded-checkout=true

Maybe your friend should quit his job and become a cleaner at the hotel in order to monitor the wife after the marriage. The poor girl is probably getting lots of tips and extra income from the hotel job in addition to a nice salary, but here you want her to quit and sit in a supermarket. If you have trust issues, do not marry her or do not marry at all.

Whether it is office job or supermarket or hotel or hospital, you cannot stop someone from stepping out. If you are confident about your skills in bed, you wont even worry lol...cos she would be exhausted before going to work and wont want to do another round. I think your friend worries someone else may take her away doing a better job or is he saying that she is tied to the salary she gets that she does not value your relationship. Please, the poor girl does not want to suffer in a marriage.

Toolegit123:
Good afternoon Nairalanders.

A friend of mine came to seek advise from me yesterday and I only gave him the little I knew I could give.

There's the girl he has been dating for over a year now and things had really gotten serious between the both of them. So, taking the next step which is about going to see her people has been on his mind for some time now.

Now, here's the problem. This particular lady in question is presently working in a hotel and she has been holding a very big position in the hotel. Just like how we are made to believe, concerning ladies working in hotels. Of course, we've heard of various cases of how ladies working in hotels turn out to be promiscuous and render their bodies for men who comes to lodge in those hotels which they're working in. This friend of mine is worried,and has asked his lady times without a number if she would quit the hotel work after getting married to pursue another career. He has even promised to open a super market for her but she didn't obliged to his request.

As a matter of fact,my friend is currently considering walking out of the relationship but I told him to speak with her one more time. And if she should insist on quitting the hotel work,then,he could do whatever he has on his mind.

So,my dear fellow Nairalanders, especially the guys ,how do you guys view this kind of situation?

Palmwine Tapper dey on Nairaland. How Palmwine Tapper take use internet for phone lol

Dogalmighty17:
Explain this thing wey you talk now in a way a palm wine tapper fit understand. No be all of us go school abeg.

and if you heard people buying a baby for N5m online, how comfortable would you feel about that because that is technically what he is trying to do.

Jman06:
Not every guy wants to get married! Some just want to have children and cater for them as single dads. 5M is even small for someone who doesn't want a lifetime commitment to one woman to spend.

I am for real. If he can, he does not need to offer N5m and his actions and behavior should be enough to find him a reasonable girlfriend that is ready to settle down. Would you offer N5m for someone to have baby for you? Does the whole thing not sound weird to you?




[quote author=Jman06 post=139393014][/quote]

You meant trash.* Anyways, my point is that if he was serious...he should not have waited till 42yrs old to be offering N5m for someone to have a child with him. He also wants a 20-24yr old and then listed all these conditions for N5m. If you have a daughter, would you sign her up for this nonsense? Birds of the same feather think alike. I could care less about Speed or Velocity Darlington.

I know about some villages not killing snakes...but the story of snake visiting baby and all that seems like a myth to me. Indians dont believe in killing or eating cows lol. I understand trees and sacrifices to them...but if someone told me people were coming out of trees, I would consider that a myth too like medusa with snakes in the head.

Prudoh:
He’s not lying. I’m from Etim Ekpo, an LGA in Annang. What he’s trying to say is "soul affinity". Every district has its own soul affinity, for example, the leopard, snake, or crocodile. The belief is that we have more than one soul. one is within you, and the other is with nature. Some people even have an affinity with trees.
​The funny thing is that people do not eat the animals they have an affinity with. The purpose of this belief is that the way you do things is heavily affected by your soul affinity. for instance, those with a snake affinity are very good healers. You don’t kill snakes in most parts of Annang, whether it is someone’s soul affinity or not, and they don’t harm people, just like he said. He’s not lying. That’s why soul changing is very rampant in Annang. one of the reasons is that your soul affinity may be a useless animal, so they change it according to tradition. At some point, it’s like a cult.

I have shared my experience many times. I am done with AirPeace. I am not the type to complain and I actually hate songs of lamentations about Nigeria...but AirPeace services were way below normal standard LOL. Let me try again here..

1. We were promised NEW Aircraft - AirPeace must have decided to use the Aircraft from Abuja to Gatwick for the Elites. From Lagos, they decided to use one of the oldest aircrafts ever. I dont even remember ever getting on something that old on cheaper airlines within Europe or to Europe. Entertainment did not work for me, and chairs were not comfortable at all. At least, refit the airline and upgrade it even if it is old.

2. No luggage services at Gatwick - Someone took my luggage and that of a Grandma. We went to the airport baggage services and we were told they do not service AirPeace. I called the number on the luggage left and discover who took mine, and I had to take the person's luggage outside the airport to exchange. I was just getting scared...what if that other luggage had drugs? I saw many unclaimed luggages there...on the floor. The Grandma had wedding clothes that was to be used that day...she could not retrieve and no one, absolutely no one to speak to.

3. AirPeace wants you to arrive 4hrs before departure - Flight is 11am, so you must be there by 7am. Leaving London for almost an hr trip meant I had to leave hotel and be at the bus by before 6am. Luckily I got on the 5:30am bus only to get to Gatwick and they didnt even open the check-in till about 8am. Just stayed on the line for nothing and no comfortable chairs.

4. Leaving from Nigeria was no different - same old aircraft, late departure and poor coordination. It felt like we went through 4 checkpoints lol. I was done.

I actually flew from US to UK, so I can support AirPeace but the wahala is too much traveling from London into Gatwick all for an old plane, poor services and no compensation or ways to complain...AirPeace only deflects and we make it tribal. This year, I am flying EqyptAir...Last year, I took Qatar Airways. I am curious to see if EgyptAir is worth it. Trying to support another african airline. I will also take Kenya Airways to Nairobi later. AirPeace MUST do better to win some of us back. That is how I traveled to NYC to support then Arik Air...but they screwed up badly too. I was not surprised they did not survive.

truxperteam:
Following the London Gatwick incident where passengers including elderly people were stranded for hours after a bird strike, many Nigerians are speaking out about Air Peace.
I want to hear from Nairaland — what has your experience been with Air Peace?

Have you experienced delays without communication?
Was your luggage ever lost or delayed?
How was the customer service when things went wrong?
Or did you have a great experience worth sharing?

Drop your experience below. Good or bad, your story matters and can help other Nigerians make better travel decisions.

I do not believe this...name the town and area and show proof lol

UkoAnnang:


Life is a mystery

One could not believe

Why growing up there was this specie of snakes will don't kill in our community no matter what, and these snakes don't bite even if you mistakenly step on them.

These snakes often goes to people home
Sometimes we can be sleeping on top of the bed while they sneak in under, sometimes they laid the door frame, sometimes down behind the local clay port my grandmother used to preserve drive water water. My grandmother knew but wouldn't tell us until when our eyes eventually caught on it that's when my grandmother will talk to it and they will slowly move out of the house.

There was once my aunt delivered a baby and decided to come home for care, lo we heard my aunt called out in the night we woke up when rushed in behold we see this snake right at the bed frame where the baby laid his head. My grandmother told us to calm down that it came to see the baby and talk to it and rolled back to little hole in the ceiling.

It was like that in every home, even elders will pack their motorcycle and help them cross the the if found on the road trying to cross to avoid it being killed.

There was this shrine in the community where these creatures will come all out in every particular market day, and in such days elders of the community will put palmfront across the road leading to that shrine and the village square so strangers wouldn't take that route.

In such days they will come out in numbers filled the community square where the shrine was located, elders who were fearless enough still walk through there without being bitten by any, but motorcycle, bicycles and cars will not go in there in such days.

at 42yrs old...he has come to this. I doubt he can have children...he will just use...lets keep trying and keep having s*x for free...if you dont have his baby, no money lol...this smacks of desperation or fraud. Oga, go and adopt a child or children.




[quote author=EmmyMaestro post=139389048]Speed Darlington reveals he is willing to pay ₦5m to have a child.

Controversial singer Speed Darlington has stirred reactions online after revealing that he is willing to pay ₦5 million to any woman willing to have a child for him.

According to the entertainer, he is not interested in marriage but wants to become a father.

He disclosed that he had previously offered ₦3 million two years ago but was dissatisfied with the people he met at the time.

Speed Darlington added that he prefers a woman between the ages of 20 and 24 and specifically mentioned someone from a financially struggling background rather than a wealthy family.

He also stated that the woman would still be allowed access to the child after birth.

His words in part …

“I was offering ₦3 million two years ago, but I didn’t like the age range of the people I met. Now, I’m willing to pay ₦5 million to any lady willing to have a child for me. I don’t want marriage, however, you can always come and see the child anytime you want. I prefer someone between the ages of 20–24, someone struggling financially, not from a rich family.”

Watch him speak below …

“I was offering ₦3 million two years ago, but I didn’t like the age range of the people I met. Now, I’m willing to pay ₦5 million to any lady willing to have a child for me. I don’t want marriage, however, you can always come and see the child anytime you want. I prefer someone… pic.twitter.com/hIRkCgPWl9

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) May 11, 2026

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Did those businesses invade Ukraine? Even McDonald and Starbucks had to leave Russia...if killing Nigerians is not enough for you, then you are just like Rufai...wealth over blood. Please, would you take this wealth with you when you die?

WizardOfNG:
Sir, that is very different. Invasion of Ukraine, leading to sanctions against Russia and Russians can be justified because it is not good for the future of the world for big and strong nations to believe they can arbitrarily invade and dominate smaller nations without consequence.

How can you compare that to xenophobic attacks that is a crime politicians and diplomats (Nigerian and South African) must charge policing authority to deal with? Dude, is Nigeria at war with South Africa? Get a grip bruv.

Abeg which kind of house is 9.1m by 10.2m...how many rooms, what is the living room size, no verandah? Post a picture lol...or the one I just posted that looks like a container house. Let us be sincere...N15m cannot build a house.

samjades:
Building size not land size ........... 9.1m by 10.2m building size

TELL that to UK and US that forced a Russian Oligarch to sell his soccer team, and seized multiple russian assets in the US and UK. By trying to force takeaway of MTN and DSTV, those businesses will compel their govt to do something which is what happened here. You need to understand how politics work.

WizardOfNG:
MTN and DSTV are businesses. They cannot be held responsible for what ordinary South Africans do. If you build a great business in Ghana, do you want it destroyed when some Nigerians over there attack and kill some Ghanaians?

Your business must be destroyed or taken away from you simply because you share nation of origin with wrongdoers you don't know and do not even approve of their action? This is too ignorant from Oshiomhole abeg.