₦airaland Forum

No na...you buy enough ankara...and cut into like 30 pieces...1 per day or into 90 pieces...3 per day...and dump inside soap water till you are ready to wash all of them. Everyone wants to copy the West, but we are going broke doing so na. Pampers here is like $40-$50 but people can make that amount working for 2hrs. Why spend N100k on Pampers when you earn N300k - N500k?

Bahamas95:
Oga have mercy on someone's child na.

Do you want me to kìll my wife with stress?

Not everyone understand what they read on Nairaland lol. Sadly these are Nigerians too...so where do we go from here with these people?

lionshare:
Did you read the post? He stated he’s willing to protest, but only if instructions come from CAN—just like the premise of his previous protest. How is that hard to understand?

Go and read Putin's autobiography. Russia could take out the Ukraine comic leader if they want to. Russia wants the West to waste all its weapons and ammunitions lol. Google Russia's annual revenues...then you will know this money here is a joke. Ukraine cannot win this war...even US is already telling Ukraine to give up land, and the dead bodies exchange is like 1000:1 or 100:1

Based on data from late 2025, Russia's annual federal budget revenue is approximately 32.9 trillion rubles, which was estimated at roughly $426 billion U.S. dollars. Non-oil and gas revenues have shown growth (increasing to 24.87 trillion rubles), while oil and gas revenues fell, despite additional windfall profits from increased oil

Fuckyoumod:
Russia will never understand what hit them.

This war would have been over for long, if Biden the gay preacher and weak sleepy joe had allowed Ukraine to use American weapons deep into Russian territory especially Moscow and Saint Petersburg.

Russia for surrender unconditionally!
Spineless sleepy Joe

Still doesn't change the fact that ADC David Mack didnt plan very well. When I buy simple land, I record the handover signing of documents and signatures. How do you take over a party and also want to take over the State Chapters without negotiation
..reason Ireti Kingibe was removed by Abuja chapter only to be reinstated by David Mack and the Ward Chairman removed.

ogascomax:
Understand something, those people denying now that they were not present when the NWC rectified it were present then. They are all playing to the galaxy now.

before pampers we had other options

Bahamas95:
If you know how much I spend on Pampers monthly you won't ask this question.



A bag is almost 11k

She may be using drugs..and some of these drugs are laced with chemicals. Hmmm they should do a toxicology test and do a good post-mortem to find out. It should be anything from the camp as well...cos the other lady also said she got sick. This is serious.

Awodifire:
https://m.lindaikejisblog.com/2026/4/female-corps-member-des-after-falling-sick-in-maiduguri-orientation-camp.html

You wonder how some of these idiots that cannot even pass WAEC become rich. You have your answers. Forwarding and Backwarding, Importer and Exporter...all of them in the Drug Business or Fake Medicine Business...killing people for money. What a SHAME

nlfpmod:
https://punchng.com/lagos-socialite-jailed-15-years-for-cocaine-trafficking/

Lagos socialite Funmilayo Ogbuaya,popularly known as ARIKET ,has been sentenced to 15 years for conspiracy and involvement in traff!cking 1.595kg of Coke to Saudi Arabia.

The court ruled that the case against her was proven beyond reasonable doubt. Her accomplice, Odeyemi… pic.twitter.com/ViYEMf669t

— 𝐿𝑜𝓁𝒶 ᥫ᭡ (@Oyinlola000) April 30, 2026

Since you want to educate me, how do you remove the bottlenecks in that part of the constitution? What did ADC constitution say about changing the constitution of the party? You do it without all stakeholders on board? Even ADC had issues with the previous National Chairman whose tenure had expired. Maybe you have not been following ADC before now.

ogascomax:
Let me educate you if you care to. Before Mark leadership came onboard. ADC had to rectified their constitution regarding those aspect of their constitution that could cause them problem. So they already removed those bottlenecks in their part constitution. All that is going on is just the hand of APC. We should stop fooling ourselves that APC is not responsible.

Supreme Court just postponed the inevitable. The ADC with David Mack has violated the Party's Constitution. At the trial court, they will be dissolved by which time, they would not have enough time to join another party, conduct another primary or pick a Presidential Candidate.

The Best thing ADC folks can do is to defect to another party with proper legal standing. Good luck...this is not a WIN.

fergie001:
The decision was unanimous.


Kenneth Okonkwo

I hope he wont get there and become another Ambode and start doing anyhow. Some of these quiet people always have motives. Never forget the hands that fed you. I wish him all the very best.

naptu2:
Busola Kukoyi is the spokesperson of Mrs Tinubu.

Busola Kukoyi @KukoyiBusola



source

The First Lady of Nigeria, Her Excellency, Senator Oluremi Tinubu @SenRemiTinubu yesterday at the meeting with the delegation of Lagos APC leaders and Governance Advisory Council (GAC) members, led by the GAC Leader, Prince Tajudeen Olusi, at the State House, Abuja, where they… pic.twitter.com/KY7RGgzG4n

— Jubril A. Gawat (@Mr_JAGs) April 30, 2026

This is insane. I usually buy the 30GB - 40GB and use it for like 10 days, so the 150GB should last for a month. I use it for Zoom meetings and NetFlix.

SecuritybriefNg:
Watch full video here below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxfJOSdzy0

That is not the point. How can you change leadership of PDP without National Convention and start sending information without the true National Secretary while claiming internal party affairs.

Same with ADC...ADC has a Constitution. You cannot assume leadership roles until after registering at the Party for x number of months. Why not convey a constitutional review committee under previous leadership, adopt new constitution and forward to INEC before bringing in new leadership under New Constitution. Everyone wants to move against established laws and then claim injustice.

Madness everywhere. I blame the MEDIA for not educating the masses. This is the FAILURE of our MEDIA.

peterious10:
SUPREME COURT UNDER WIKE FINALLY WON THE BATTLE.

TELL ME WHO WILL BUILD SUCH A BIG MANSIONS FOR JUDGES AND NOT RULE IN HIS FAVOR?

Looking for ways to run to Abuja from Ogun State ..I am sure he wont be at peace in Ogun after 8yrs. If he loses, expect him to run to Lagos or abroad lol

Ironfaceman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py5sEG3EBT8?si=Wn2MGe2ysMBRfaFP



https://tribuneonlineng.com/video-gov-abiodun-declares-senate-interest-promises-ogun-east-the-best-ever/amp/

If you can afford it, stop disturbing us and asking for legal ADVICE on a house you did not build. If you do not like the condition, please move and let the landlord breathe. You should not be looking for ways to make life difficult for the owner. It is very shameful

Smartguyboy:
What are you even talking about? Did I explained I can’t afford it ?

Na person do you ?

Sardines inside Bread Only LOL or Bread and Groundnut

Qwikkie:
There is always that one thing, that one habit, that one trait that will immediately tell you, this person is Nigerian. You don't even need them to say a word. Could be the way they talk, the way they laugh loud in public without shame, or the way they will finish your food and still ask if there is more. But honestly? Nothing exposes a Nigerian faster than our food combinations.

Because tell me, HOW are we out here creating meals that no nutritionist, no chef, no sane human being on this earth ever sat down and planned? Nobody held a meeting. Nobody wrote a recipe. We just woke up one day and decided this and this should go together and Gbam!!! somehow it worked. And now it's a whole culture.

That is actually what makes us unique sha. We don't follow food rules. We are the food rules.

Now if you ask me personally, the weirdest combo I have ever tried in my life is bread and noodles. Yes. Indomie inside bread. Sandwich style. Don't laugh, because if you have ever been hungry at 11pm with only these two things in the house, you already know that combination hits different. There is something about the softness of the bread meeting the spicy, oily noodles that just makes sense in a way that should not make sense. Trust me, once you try it, there is no going back.

And the worst part? You will be eating it and thinking I cannot tell anybody about this. But we all have one. We all have that combo we made during hunger, boredom, or pure curiosity and it either scarred us for life or became a secret obsession.
So I need to know, what is the most weird food combination you have ever tried, and did you enjoy it or did you immediately regret your life choices?

It is hard to argue with you. Nigerians love products from Nigeria. We have noodles from Lagos. We have Milk from Lagos. We have Bournvita from Lagos. Maltina, Malta Guiness and so on....yes they are like 3 or 4 times what they sell them in Nigeria, but we buy them. You think Cadbury UK has time to be shipping to Nigerian Local Markets in the UK or US or Canada....Dey Play. Listen and Learn, and stop being ignorant.

Our sellers buy them massively, and that is part of what they are catering to. You will rarely find sachets here...those are made for Naija. How many can afford bigger container products? Google is your friend...You may even find them on google lol

esnbrutality:
So Cadbury UK is not shipping to all these countries abi?

Just like GUINNESS NIGERIA shipping to UK, where they have their head office.

Go sleep..

You aint...a lot of people are buying, and they are even shipping them abroad massively. Maybe Naija is not the main market anymore. Travel to US, UK and you will find their products in most Naija Markets.

esnbrutality:
Stocks?

A conduit for empowering corruption and money laundry?

If stocks rise, it means acceptance in the market abi? How many people are consuming Cadbury products? Under TINUBUs economy do you have any cadbury product in your house?

You guys are jokers

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I just did a resurfacing of exterior of a building used by tenants and repainted the fence because of the clothes they are always hanging with nails...the whole thing cost over N1m. Labor alone is not smiling.

Tenants move out, pay caution of N100k, you spend N150k to fix the place up, who is losing money? Even if the house is old, never renovated...if it is too expensive, do not rent it. When the landlord cannot rent, he will adjust the price...if he does not adjust, it is because he feels it is a fair price.

I was just told to reduce a room self contained close to Poly Ibadan to N400k from N450k...Told the agent, NOPE. If it is a couple, the rent is N500k because two people always destroy apartments much more. That is my experience. I would rather leave it empty for now, then spend so much to fix it back.

Smartguyboy:
I got a message today from the management in charge of the apartment I am living they increased the rent from #1,250,000 to #2,000,000 and my rent will expire this September . Please lawyers in the house what can I do ?

If the market rate is less, then move to those houses...don't disturb the landlord with your negotiation. When you enter into JustRite, do you negotiate? No, you go to local market and buy at the price you can afford.

azpekuliar:
You still have time to respond strategically. First, commission or conduct a survey of comparable properties in the neighborhood to determine the prevailing market rent. If the new figure is above market, that data gives you solid grounds to negotiate with the landlord. If it turns out to be in line with the market, you will need to decide between paying or relocating. Five months is enough time to plan accordingly.

Go and BUILD your own house....Move out and stop dragging house with the owner. Look for another HOUSE or move back to your parents' house. Why should lawyers teach you how to drag a House you do not own? This is APRIL. You have MAY, JUNE, JULY, AUGUST, SEPTEMBER...look for another house and save yourself from embarrassment...don't you have SHAME? You want to destroy a relationship because you want to insist on staying in a house you can no longer afford.

Smartguyboy:
I got a message today from the management in charge of the apartment I am living they increased the rent from #1,250,000 to #2,000,000 and my rent will expire this September . Please lawyers in the house what can I do ?

What did he do as a Minister? God help us

helinues:
Abeg , how come those who have served before but never performed are talking about being a governor of a state

Na so the position of governor cheap for Nigeria?

Wonders don dey shellac oo

The owner should have called the carrier to unlock it before sending it to you. They lock it until the phone is paid for. The person may have declared the phone stolen then send it to you...cos I see why an unlock phone would be sent to you from Canada Hmmm

harrend:
Please i got a Canadian locked Motorola phone Nigeria sim card can't work on it, amd I'm sure flashing it won't solve that problem.

What i want to know is if flashing it with a system (because i cant hand flash it) can get it rid of the Google account attached to it.

Because the installer google account is preventing me from doing stuff on the phone — especially using Google based apps.
🙏🏾🙏🏾

Thank God my Passport is for 10yrs. I would hate to see this man on my passport; though this is for a limited time for 250th Anniversary...keeping his face in the Passport for 10yrs of use to travel is like pissing on vising countries. November we vote Republicans out in Congress then start investigation of Trump and all his folks. WINTER is COMING

OLAADEGBU:
Trump Portrait To Feature On U.S. Passports For 250th Independence Anniversary




SaharaReporters

Seems like the girlfriend decided to be angry and started posting all these...cos how else did all these leak out? Hmmm Fear Women lol

Prestar:
Sahabi Liman allegedly cheats on the daughter of the Minister of Defence weeks after their lavish wedding

Sababi Liman, who recently married Farida Bello Matawalle, has reportedly been exposed for cheating after his alleged side chick, Mariam, shared details on Snapchat.

It is claimed that Liman married Farida more for her family’s wealth and political influence—her father being a… pic.twitter.com/n3BQFri4KP

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) April 28, 2026

and yet the stock keeps rising, so you definitely do not understand business. It is about volume not fancy. That is how Igbinedion OKADA took off and the rest is history
or why do you think Alcoholic Drinks ended up in Satchet? It is not a Nigerian thing...It is the way business is practiced all over the world.

esnbrutality:
After Killing a prominent company and turning it into a kiosk.

Propaganda is not leadership.

Man United should have signed Osimhen...they have the money but they are being funny. Even Man City should have signed him. They all can use his play especially at the UCL.

robosky02:
https://www.pulsesports.ng/story/arsenal-make-first-move-to-sign-super-eagles-star-victor-osimhen-after-istanbul-talks-2026042807390936433

This is insane...

Mattswaggz:
https://punchng.com/video-indian-man-digs-up-sisters-skeleton-to-claim-savings/

Then move to Iran and stop disturbing us

Xaint777:
Petrol is cheaper than water in Iran o

They should be building inside these vehicles self destructive mechanisms, so if they are captured, they can blow them or deactivate them.

Freshfish4:
Nice one but na make the vehicle no enter bandits hand

This is awesome. I love the compact nature...built for Nigeria or Africa rugged terraines. Can it enter into water? I am not so sure about the mine-detection...we need mine resistant armored tanks that cannot be blown from the bottom... or we get used to clearing the forest to make new roads to engage these mad people.

nlfpmod:
https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/nigerias-military-backs-local-startup-unveiling-drones-mine-clearing-vehicles-2026-04-27/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook

Nigerian defense-tech startup Terra Industries unveiled its latest autonomous defense systems including interceptor drones, mine-detection vehicles and battlefield intelligence software https://t.co/1G04IE7nIi pic.twitter.com/89HJe8wbSQ

— Reuters (@Reuters) April 28, 2026

This is how the system should work. Even if you are part of this administration, you should be investigated and charged as needed. Crazily, it is the same Nigerians that want fairness and justice that will still see this as negative news. Even Trump's person was quizzed for corruption and she stepped down. That is how normal system should be...even UK prime minister was no exception for renovation to his house.

press9jatv:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/04/27/efcc-declares-city-boys-movements-women-leader-wanted/?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews