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Politics / Re: Photos: Sarki, Obi Supporter Dump Him for Atiku by Masturbator2020: 10:50pm On Aug 24, 2022
donjazet:
As usual tribalism triumphs once again. Very unfortunate though for every nigerian.
Look at north westerners today and tell me if their region is better today despite their own son being there.

I really hope we grow out of our tribal sentiment and vote competence.

Obidiently yusful.
He scammed people when he claimed his brother was kidnapped and needed money to pay his Ransom.
Politics / Re: Datti Doesn't Know Peter Obi Well by Masturbator2020: 4:40pm On Aug 23, 2022
Abokii8:
Datti is Now on Channels

He doesn't seem to know his boss (Obi) well
He is more educated than Obi but he doesn't know
He addresses Obi as Dr Peter Obi but Obi did not get any doctorate but 3rd class degree He didn't get Masters degree.

He calls him a successful banker but Obi did not work in any bank...but he is known to be shareholder in Fidelity How come he is a successful banker. The Channels programme just ended.
why is your agbado master running away from interview?
Fashion / Re: Meet Egunyinka Oluwatosin, Nigeria's Rep At The Miss Globe World Finals 2022 by Masturbator2020: 3:22pm On Aug 23, 2022

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Foreign Affairs / Re: British Soldiers Told To Get Ready For War Against Russia, Warn Loved Ones (Pics by Masturbator2020: 9:50am On Aug 23, 2022
Karnice600:


Masturbator, hmm. It is well with your soul. Looks like you decided to pick this name because it highlights the part of your body that drive and coordinate your reasoning, sanity and overall wellbeing. Its okay. More grease to your elbow.
No,I choose that name because it has saved many men from giving birth to a nitwit like you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: British Soldiers Told To Get Ready For War Against Russia, Warn Loved Ones (Pics by Masturbator2020: 9:18am On Aug 23, 2022
Karnice600:


Ukraine is still standing after 6 months, with a struggling, clumsy Russian invasion.
How much more a relatively stronger Britain?
Take off sentiments and do the maths
You non get sense,if you get sense you're suppose to know that Russia is flight us and UK in Ukraine. Mumu
Politics / Re: Polls Show Tinubu Winning Kaduna by Masturbator2020: 1:26pm On Aug 22, 2022
tctrills:
I am sure you did not watch the video so I would not answer you.
so you that watched it was it written on it that no part was omitted?

Lol.
Politics / Re: Polls Show Tinubu Winning Kaduna by Masturbator2020: 12:49pm On Aug 22, 2022
tctrills:
Kcity TV. ng the biggest Kaduna city YouTube vlogger conducted a street survey in KD city. The result would shock you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtTLGgwAkeY

lol. They removed the part where people voted for Obi. Shey nan Tinubu supporter do the poll.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Shares Love Message Her Gateman Sent To Her by Masturbator2020: 7:58pm On Aug 21, 2022
brosom:
Whether her gate man, driver or her shoe shiner, she's simply enjoying the attention irrespective of where's coming from.


Women love attention so much, it boast their pride and elevate their value/self worth which sometimes makes some of them to misbehave if not well handled..


But I pity the poor guy Sha, he's in for emotional cruise for a lifetime. undecided
She does not own the house. They rented there. She confirmed it in one of her replies when someone ask her to fire the gate man.
Foreign Affairs / Re: British Soldiers Told To Get Ready For War Against Russia, Warn Loved Ones (Pics by Masturbator2020: 7:25pm On Aug 21, 2022
kettykin:
If the British and Russia military clash in Ukraine and one gets annihilated this will change the course of the war , world order and new world leaders. I believe Britain has some background intelligence but Russia is no push over.

The 2 major powers that backed Nigeria against Biafra are going to war, safe to say that Biafra should start getting ready, stop the brainless sit at home , killing of innocent people needless attack on uninformed men and get ready for independence
Britain stand no chance against Russia.

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Health / Re: Oh God! I've Been Diagnosed With Stage 2 Colon Cancer by Masturbator2020: 8:22am On Aug 21, 2022
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Romance / Re: Please, Is This Thing Coming Out From My Private Normal? by Masturbator2020: 2:46pm On Aug 19, 2022
fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all. Please, I want to know if this is normal. Whenever I'm menstruating, there are usually some things that do come out like pieces or chunks of meat, I mean bloody meat.
It's usually jelly-like and can be felt when it's dropping or coming out.

It occurs every month, but that of last month was much and the flow was heavier too, that I ended up using more than one pack of sanitary pads.

I don't know if this is normal. Please, if it's not, is there a way I can stop it from happening again or at least reduce it. Has anyone experienced this? Is it something to be worried about? Thanks.

Attached below is a picture of what it looks like.
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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Visits To Obasanjo Turned To Rally by Masturbator2020: 8:15pm On Aug 17, 2022
blamingthedevil:

The 5th Largest Economy in Africa
E be like say you dey craze, which Nigeria wan be like Lagos? Lagos darkness or what? Stop that nonsense talk.
Health / Re: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by Masturbator2020: 8:05pm On Aug 16, 2022
chatinent:
People who commit suicide tho.

Don't think of committing suicide. If you don't do it, you'll regret why you even attempted in years to come.

Chop fess.

You don taste Nkwobi before? With overnight tumbo. How you go wan commit suicide na

I don dey depressed before. I was so weak...so downhearted. I think that happened after heartbreak that year. I say make I go chop fess. Omo, after eating one plate of nkwobi, I order Isi Ewu.

I no know say na hungry carry that nonsense thoughts come.


Nkwobi and Isi Ewu is just so...
You don't know what depression is,do you?
Politics / Re: Magu Failed To Remit N48billion Loot Including Seized Jets, Hotels— Salami Panel by Masturbator2020: 10:32am On Aug 16, 2022
Mrkumareze:
That's the spirit of APC. Have u asked Where's Abacha loot
The same magu senate rejected by buhari wanted him by all means,buhari is evil
Politics / Re: Young Boy Mimics Bola Tinubu At A Rally In Adamawa State (Video) by Masturbator2020: 5:25pm On Aug 14, 2022
Abdul05:
Nigerians love tinubu Sha.. omo! No be small thing.. grin cheesy


Look at tinubu's wife Mrs oluremi.... grin cheesy grin


It pays to be good anyway... People will love u


You dey craze,which Nigerians like tinubu. Something dey worry you for head.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections Will Be A Repeat Of The 1979 Elections by Masturbator2020: 11:59am On Aug 14, 2022
NuclearWinter:


The trial and error of 2015 never give you sense you want us to vote your Obi on test mode?

E no go work.

We do not have the luxury of another experiment .

Trying another one and sticking to the one that have failed which is better?
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections Will Be A Repeat Of The 1979 Elections by Masturbator2020: 10:43am On Aug 14, 2022
NuclearWinter:


And they will vote for who ?

Tinubu?

Obi?

For your mind
Obi. Not because he is a saint but because we have seen the best of APC and PDP. We want to try a new party. And if the new part fail again, we will try another one.. Just speak to people in the stress of Delta and Edo,they will tell you they are obedient.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections Will Be A Repeat Of The 1979 Elections by Masturbator2020: 10:28am On Aug 14, 2022
NuclearWinter:
Already we are noticing how the SW and SE have reduced the presidential contest to their usual regional pissing contest and will be voting purely on ethnic sentiments.

For those who think the SS is for their Agbado master or their Pinocchio IPOB replacement candidate , lest I remind you that the SS has been the only region that has been consistently voting the PDP since 1999 without ethnic sentiments.

It is for this reason that Atiku went for a SS running mate and jettisoned the disastrous liability SE option of 2019 which got the usual voter apathy they are known for.

But we are now seeing how the SE has rallied round the same running mate to Atiku in 2019. All this because , Obi, whom the SE showed lacklustre enthusiasm for in 2019 is now running as a substantive presidential candidate.

So we are seeing an ethnic dimension in the frenzied support of Obi supporters who are 99.9999% Igbo and the SW is responding to this by voting the Yoruba candidacy of Bola Tinubu.

At the end, the SW and SE will vote on ethnic grounds while Atiku will sweep the votes in the north, middle bent and SS just as Shagari did in 1979.

You idiots can keep dragging each other and reduce the elections to your usual dik measuring contest.

The 1979 result below should guide you on how Atiku will win the elections
even Delta state self won't vote for Atiku,you're here giving him the whole south south.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Attends RCCG Convention (Video) by Masturbator2020: 12:27pm On Aug 13, 2022
dangerousd071:
Bola Tinubu, Fashola and so many that are Muslim have attended RCCG Camp Before and even more than once.. Peter Obi that is Christian is going for the first time because of Election. Thunder where are you. I can't wait to see him come distant 3rd position in the election. Very mumu man... I am a proud Christian for life and I know Thousands of Christians that are never gullible... We are not going to vote Peter Obi... For me and Thousands of people I can influence we are voting TINUBU FOR PRESIDENT

Somebody can not be more foolish than you.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Shared Looted Dasuki's Money In 2015- Deji Adeyanju by Masturbator2020: 2:29pm On Aug 12, 2022
Cryofigbos:
All of a sudden some gullible and misguided ppl turned obi to a saint......same pandora lie that we know, he no go better for Obi supporters and his obituaries grin

Ipob want to rule the once Zoo republic
. No,obi is not a saint,we don't want saint as president,but obi is better than the other two thieves, hence the reason we want him. Can ur brain comprehend my point? You reply will determine that.
Politics / Re: Femi Kuti Will Be Treated The Way Sam Omatseye Was Treated By IPOB - Reno Omokri by Masturbator2020: 2:26pm On Aug 12, 2022
Igbo:


https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1558030874008064001
Reno omocry the fool has deleted the post.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Billboard At Taraba City Gate Pulled Down (Photo) by Masturbator2020: 3:17am On Aug 12, 2022
Biodun556:
Peter Obi is Ipob candidate.
Beware! Of nepotism,
beware of terrorism,
beware of ethnic cleansing,
beware of domination
Peter obi that has not said anything about breaking up Nigeria is ipob but your tinubu that said he does not believe in Nigeria is not ododuwa. And you didn't see the hammer and the person working on the bilboad clearly show how bastard you are. Bastard some of nobody. Idiot

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Family / Re: Help! My Husband Is Starving Me Of Sex And It Is Affecting Me by Masturbator2020: 1:34pm On Aug 10, 2022
LoveUdie:
I got married in 2021. Ever since day one, my hubby and I have sex twice a month. I have tried talking to him but he'll say he isn't feeling fine. If I try to seduce him he'll remove my hand. I'll have to wait till he feels like having sex which is twice a month.
We don't have kids yet and we both work. I'm tired because I'm missing out on the fun of marriage. What can I do?"
What can she do house? How can she make her husband show more interest in sex?
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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill 3, Kidnap Many Others In Taraba (Photo) by Masturbator2020: 12:21pm On Aug 09, 2022
post=115531597:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/8/gunmen-kill-three-abduct-many-others-in-taraba.html
Does anyone need to tell buhari that we need community police?

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Politics / Re: 2023: Obi's Popularity Among Youths Worries Atiku, Tinubu’s Camps by Masturbator2020: 7:22am On Aug 08, 2022
adebenson155:
OBIS POPULARITY AMOUNG IGBO YOUTHS YOU MEAN
He was not talking to fools like you.

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