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Crime / Re: This Man Is Ready To Help Dorothy Dike & Son (picture) by Masturbator2020: 9:56am On Sep 17, 2022
Unrated900:
Yorubas are always nice at igbos
Yet igbos keeps on condemning and spreading no hatred to them even in their state.
Too bad.
Your brain can't go few seconds without going tribal, who did this you?
Crime / Re: This Man Is Ready To Help Dorothy Dike & Son (picture) by Masturbator2020: 9:55am On Sep 17, 2022
Ikea81:
I pity the people who bought the vehicles, they are cursed for generations
Yes they are cursed. But why driving one way?

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Crime / Re: This Man Is Ready To Help Dorothy Dike & Son (picture) by Masturbator2020: 9:54am On Sep 17, 2022
Rebekah029:
This is good news.
May God bless the helper!
But the guy broke the law.

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Travel / Re: Widow, Son Cry, Beg As They Win Bid To Buy Back Their Car For 450,000 by Masturbator2020: 7:38am On Sep 16, 2022
Corridon:
He said the price was closed at #450,000 but he has only #50, 000 with him. Please can you help him complete the payment within 48 hours?
Who send am go drive one way?
Travel / Re: Widow, Son Cry, Beg As They Win Bid To Buy Back Their Car For 450,000 by Masturbator2020: 7:37am On Sep 16, 2022
Corridon:
Until the traffic offenders kill you or your relatives before you condemn them. Rule is rule. Without rules we are nothing but savages.
Don't mind him. I was surprised to see the nonsense one way driving happening in Lagos when I visited Nigeria last year. I'm so happy with this action of the government. Proudly obidient though

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Politics / Re: No Right Thinking Nigerian Will See This And Not Vote Obi(pics) by Masturbator2020: 1:17pm On Sep 14, 2022
JewsAreSatanic:
Do not bother watching the OP's video

Its just the usual mouth salad ramblings of Pinocchio Obi
Let those that have data wacth it,is it our fault you don't have data?

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Politics / Re: To be honest, The Odds Doesnt Seem To Be In Obi's Favour by Masturbator2020: 7:57am On Sep 13, 2022
Michelle70:
oh, u mean that 2,000 people?
This is 80,000 capacity stadium.
But we have not seen the 2,000 march for APC and PDP
Politics / Re: To be honest, The Odds Doesnt Seem To Be In Obi's Favour by Masturbator2020: 12:21am On Sep 13, 2022
Michelle70:
The north always produce votes almost twice the number that the south produce.

Using 2019 as a case study.

The entire north produced about 17.1m votes for both APC and PDP while the south produced 9m votes.

Anyone who scores 40% of northern votes will be having 6.8m.
That is more than the SS and SE votes combined which is (5.4m)
That means if the most impossible happens and PO scores 100% from these two regions while APC and PDP scores zero votes each, LP will still loose

How will Obi balance this huge gap when his hope is just SS and SE?

Got me thinking what kind of abracadabra LP will pull in 2023 ceteris paribus
The 1 million march we have seem in the north shey they won't vote?

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Politics / Re: Who Said Obidients Are Not In The North? Taraba On Total Lockdown 1million Match by Masturbator2020: 10:14am On Sep 11, 2022
Rozross:
Don’t be deceived, anything will command crowd up in the north, just put speakers everywhere and begin to shout anything and you’ll gather an unimaginable crowd within a short period but during election time e go shock you. All northerners have agreed that it’s Nigeria's turn and they shall stand by Nigerians
Fixed
Politics / Re: Massive One Million March For Labour Party In Ekiti by Masturbator2020: 11:13pm On Sep 10, 2022
M4A1carbine:
Please Zombies...can You show us Tinubu;s March??

Abi is Tinubu Not Marching??

Do you need money to mobilize for whom you Love??


don't mind them. Those holding the banner are APC supporters,they know what they are doing.

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Health / Re: I've Not Seen My Period For Almost 7weeks Now, Yet I'm Not Pregnant by Masturbator2020: 11:08pm On Sep 10, 2022
Goldmaxx:
So what's wrong in having sex?
Africans and ape mentality.
lets even assume nothing is wrong with sex. but why having it raw when she is not prepared for the consequences?
Health / Re: I've Not Seen My Period For Almost 7weeks Now, Yet I'm Not Pregnant by Masturbator2020: 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2022
joyH:
Please guys I need your help.
@mod pls help me move to appropriate section.

I am confuse, needs advice on what step to take next.

The whole thing begins on 25th July when i had unprotected sex with my bf. before then my last period came on the 17th of July. so i had sex just about a week after.

Since then uptil now i have not seen my period. Initially I worried i may be pregnant but after several urine and blood test it all turns out negetive. what could be wrong here? This is the first time i am experiencing this.

I have done 4 test myself using pt test strips. but all came negative. Yesterday I went to a private lab an de used my blood and urine sample for pregnancy test, it still came out negative.

Abeg any medical expert or any one with past experience should assist with advice on next step please.

Note, my boyfriend is aware of the whole situation. he himself is confused. plus I am 23 yrs old just incase my age will aid in the diagnosis.
Is it that you could not afford condone or what? Shift abeg.
Politics / Re: If You Know How To Fix Nigeria How Come You Didn’t Teach Buhari? Paul Okoye by Masturbator2020: 7:18pm On Sep 10, 2022
Abdul05:
look at this nonentity.... grin cheesy


What about if he had advised buhari and the later refused to listen to his bold plan...

Would tinubu force him to do so..after all ,he is not the one ruling... grin grin



You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... grin cheesy
Because the advice are useless. We heard when he said 50million youth should be recruited into the army. He also said CBN should print more money. Tell me how you will take such advice if you're a president.

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Romance / Re: Once Her Read Receipt Is Off. by Masturbator2020: 5:20pm On Sep 09, 2022
jeromestarks:
Hahaha. You're a real masturbator.
yeah,because masturbation has prevented a lot of people from giving birth t a useless son like you.
Romance / Re: Once Her Read Receipt Is Off. by Masturbator2020: 5:09pm On Sep 09, 2022
jeromestarks:

My father is dumber than I thought. Once again, shame on him
Fixed
Romance / Re: Once Her Read Receipt Is Off. by Masturbator2020: 3:54pm On Sep 09, 2022
jeromestarks:

What you see during dating period do not fade away; they get more pronounced in marriage.
It doesn't get better. It gets worse after marriage.

I thought you of all people would know that.
Shame on you.
lol,he said me of all people. Look,I don't care if a lady cheat on me,that's because I don't love. Let's just Bleep.
Romance / Re: Once Her Read Receipt Is Off. by Masturbator2020: 11:11am On Sep 09, 2022
jeromestarks:
My message today is short and simple.
Once the girl you're dating or planning to date has her WhatsApp read receipt turned off, she isn't faithful.

Either she's currently cheating, planning to or has the tendency to. A faithful partner is an open book.

Continue with the relationship but if you had marriage plans for her ABORT that plan. But the fvcking can continue though.

Note: I said read receipt not "last seen".

She is not your wife yet,you don't have to stalk her.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is Not Serious About His Campaign Strategy. May Lose To Atiku by Masturbator2020: 11:08am On Sep 09, 2022
sarkinbauchi:
While Peter Obi should be visiting the Northern parts of Nigeria and establishing a strong presence there with his Vice President, commissioning Labour Party offices, he is busy travelling from country to country visiting international organisations thinking all the youths in Nigeria are on lockdown for him.

I'm beginning to see he is not serious at all about his camapaign efforts.
Nigerian youths should think of voting Atiku if the unseriousnesss of Peter Obi continues to persist. We cannot afford to allow APC come back.
Oga campaign never start.

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Politics / Re: Instead Of Lagos State Gov Picture Tinubu Fix His Picture In Govt.House (photo) by Masturbator2020: 10:13pm On Sep 06, 2022
tinsel:
Where did they meet? They told you the government house?
OK why is Buhari's picture there?

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Romance / Re: My Girl Just Broke Up With Me For No Reason by Masturbator2020: 4:51pm On Sep 05, 2022
Bradford111:


My reply
If this is your reply then you're a real nigga. Watch her trying to comeback to you.
Politics / Re: Enugu PDP Youths Eject Vice Chairman For Not Providing Mobilisation Funds by Masturbator2020: 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2022
apache22b:
I pity the Obidient's urchins that will waste their useless votes on their Grandmaster who's the father of all lies.

Mark my words today, Peter Obi is going no where with his inconsequential lies.

A vote for Tinubu is a vote for a better Nigeria, better Economy, better Security.

Tinubu will single handedly eradicate touts ,Cultism and Agberos in the whole of Nigeria if elected into office.

Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins are only looking for what to eat and impoverish Nigeria even more .

Labour Party is a structureless party and cannot do more than a dead rat, just like the vulture griller [b][/b]

My brothers and sisters be wise and do what is right for a better future for our dear Country

Only Bola Ahmed Tinubu can put Nigeria on the right track again shocked
you mean only tinubu can put Nigeria back on track of drugs? Sorry we don't want to do drugs,pls..

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Politics / Re: Umahi Mocks ARISE TV Host Rufai Over His Traffic Offence He Committed (video) by Masturbator2020: 10:13pm On Sep 02, 2022
tonyuny12:


No one is preventing the east from producing the president if they so wish. But don't deny another their right because you feel you should have a shot. The east played a blind form of politics by aligning with PDP and calling those who joined the opposition all manner of names. To vote and be voted for is a right for every citizens who are qualified for such. So vote for a choice you're ok with
they played blind politics by aligning with PDP, but it was under same PDP they voted for Yoruba son Obasanjo,what do you have to say?
Politics / Re: We Need To See Photos Of Tinubu Commissioning Projects Between 1999 To 2007. by Masturbator2020: 4:12pm On Sep 02, 2022
oyin44:
grin

Tinubu supporters don't need to show you any project commissioned by tinubu.. grin


Tinubu did a wonderful thing that no governor has ever done in Nigeria by increasing a revenue base of a state.. cheesy grin


Do you know what that means l don't think so cos if you do you won't be asking this question,. grin grin
By taxing the people. Is that the only thing he did as governor?

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Politics / Re: Umahi Mocks ARISE TV Host Rufai Over His Traffic Offence He Committed (video) by Masturbator2020: 4:04pm On Sep 02, 2022
rusher14:
Rufai asked stupid questions.


Without doubt Arise is just a caricature of a TV station and would not stand the test of time.

He wanted Umahi being an easterner to support an easterner.

He wanted Umahi being a "born-again Christian at that" to be against Muslims within his party rising to leadership.

Nigeria is unfortunate to have such individuals broadcasting their prejudice.
Read this again and see how foolish you sound.. Yoruba has produced a president, North has produced, what's wrong in asking the east to produced? Mumu man

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Politics / Re: Fact Check: Did Elon Musk Declare Support For Peter Obi? by Masturbator2020: 10:45am On Aug 31, 2022
Gistsme1:

https://fij.ng/article/fact-check-did-elon-musk-declare-support-for-peter-obi/
An Obedient has already told us that agbado boys are responsible for it,forget.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Supporters Wear Pampers, Sing Emilokan To Mock Tinubu (pic, Video) by Masturbator2020: 12:20pm On Aug 30, 2022
Okoroawusa:
The same people that were holding IPOB rallies a few months back are now holding Peter Obi rallies....

What does that tell you?
It takes you that they want to be part of Nigeria, if you don't like that go and drink poison.
Education / Re: Better African Country To Migrate To If Opportuned....as A Nigerian by Masturbator2020: 3:54pm On Aug 28, 2022
Dunkjames5:

Well then I don't know how you live your life.

My family house is in bantama I do visit too.
Yeah,that's true. But generally Ghana is expensive to live in,but the country is more secure than Nigeria, so if you have money you will enjoy Ghana.

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Education / Re: Better African Country To Migrate To If Opportuned....as A Nigerian by Masturbator2020: 2:43pm On Aug 28, 2022
Dunkjames5:
br it depends on the kind places you are living Not like in Kumasi.
Lol. I have a guest house in Kumasi. Nkransan after kokobe. So stop,I know Ghana well
Education / Re: Better African Country To Migrate To If Opportuned....as A Nigerian by Masturbator2020: 11:05am On Aug 28, 2022
Afrcain countries are mostly useless their citizens sef dey find visa

The only ones i can consider are
Kenya,
south africa,
ghana

Ghana? You know wetin you dey talk so? Non try an o,5k naira non reach you spend a day for Ghana

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Romance / Re: Nigeria Lady With Big Tummies by Masturbator2020: 4:57pm On Aug 27, 2022
Akinfemmy:



You've been brainwashed by Hollywood.

Those white has it the worst. There's a wide spread of obesity in USA currently. Forget the shit you see in movies. It's the same with our celebrities and so called influencers. The thing is you know about Nigerian girls because you stay in Nigeria. If you get an opportunity to travel out, you won't be idolising these white women.

However, why do y'all expect perfection from women when we men are not perfect?

Most Nigerian men i know are not even physically fit
.

Big lies,here in Ghana there girls have flat tummy. But the Nigeria Girls here have very big tummy,so annoying. I have been wondering why is so common with Nigeria girls,even in Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose Donates Ibadan Hotel To Peter Obi For Political Campaigns. by Masturbator2020: 6:42pm On Aug 25, 2022
MyVILLAGEpeople:
How true is this please??

They have used Obi name for too much lies lately and it’s not good.
The truth is in the video.

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Politics / Re: Fitness And Awareness Walk For PDP In Calabar (photos) by Masturbator2020: 3:33pm On Aug 25, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
So there are up to 5 million jobless people in Cross River
They are not marching for Atiku,this is for state . una body too dey hot.lol
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