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Romance / Re: Look! What This Lady Wore In The Market That Got Mothers Talking -photo by Masturbator2020: 2:52am On Jun 14, 2021
Ezegedegreat:
Ladies no longer mind who they are anymore.
During our time. Ladies don't spread their under wears outside how much more allowing you see the colour of pant they are putting on, but this time things has changed in such that a lady will now wear black transparent pant such that you will see the size of her atopa/Duna very well.
Some of them even sarge , this one happened today being sunday

Watch video: https://yawabase.com/look-what-this-lady-wore-in-the-market-that-got-mothers-talking-photo/
Continue to they decieve people OK.When they finally take note of your site nobody go visit again
Politics / Re: June 12 Protest Suffers Low Turn Out by Masturbator2020: 3:44pm On Jun 13, 2021
CilicMarin:
Upon 3.5 Million Retweets and Thousands of Nairaland Likes And Shares?? grin grin

When we advise these miscreants that decision, elections and opinions in Nigeria are not measured by the number of Retweets or Nairaland hate-filled likes and shares, they call us Zombies..

It is not enough to go on Twitter and Nairaland and be, shouting Tinubu cannot be President, then your fellow angry Never-Do-Wells, would support you with retweets and likes, and you would think your opinion matters or you succeeded in changing people minds... grin grin You be mumu...

If APC chooses Tinubu Today, he is already your President...The only thing you can do is to join ESN, Igboho or Boko Haram as recruits... Nigeria will still prevail...

May God Bless Tinubu My Mentor..

May God Bless Buhari, My Daddy...

Long live the Federal Republic Of Nigeria..
Power of 30k.

Change it to dollars and see how small it has become.
Politics / Re: Twitter Needs India And Nigeria To Grow. It's Running Into Trouble In Both by Masturbator2020: 2:38pm On Jun 13, 2021
OnionBandit:
You don't mess with the giant of Africa and giant of Asia

Countries with ballz
And bandit and boko haram has being messing with you..Did you send your brain message before you typed this or you just decide to be unfortunate?

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Politics / Re: Twitter Needs India And Nigeria To Grow. It's Running Into Trouble In Both by Masturbator2020: 2:36pm On Jun 13, 2021

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Politics / Re: Jack Dorsey Of Twitter Will Be Removed From The Role Of CEO by Masturbator2020: 11:50am On Jun 13, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Mark my word, your Jack of Twitter will be removed from the position of ceo soon, it seems he can't separate his political views and his business.

One of the silent rules of business is do not mix politics with business

Last year, a top investor in Twitter wanted to remove Twitter CEO for the role [b]he played in sabotaging free speech [/b]during the US presidential campaign and election and also because of his plans to move to Africa. He had to cancel is trip to Africa and also reassure his board of his commitment to free speech.

It seems he hasn't learnt, Twitter CEO is sabotaging Twitter and investors are not happy, Twitter is fighting with a battle with regulators in India and in Nigeria and Twitter will not win.

Mr jack has tried to sabotage Safe Nigeria, first his support of endsar protest, giving Nnamdi kanu opportunity to to ask for referendum which is not a criminal offense, support of protest on democracy day because democracy is about freedom of speech, now his support of bitcoin use in Nigeria even though Nigeria has banned the use because he want the best for Nigeria youths he also knows Nigeria youths potentials more the the president.

His latest support of bitcoin use in Nigeria is an attack on Nigeria because of the Nigerian government banned Twitter.

His days will be long in Twitter and investors will have to praise him for not sabotaging the company profit projections and expansion plan, imagine if every country starts to ban Twitter though that never possible that will be the end of the social media site and investors won't allow that to happen.

Fixed.thank me later

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Politics / Re: Biafra: Southsouth And Southeast Are One And Indivisible - Akwa-ibomite by Masturbator2020: 10:12am On Jun 13, 2021
topboss:



EDO IS BIAFRA.



U CALL IT EDO, WE CALL IT IGODOMIGODO OR IDU.
Edo is not included in Biafra map,but It would have be better we join Biafra than oduduwa.
Webmasters / Re: Advice To A Newbie In The Developer World. by Masturbator2020: 12:02am On Jun 13, 2021
Concentrate on learning one first.Don't kill yourself with information overload..
Face full stack development. You will never regret it. I'm presently during my full stack development in Ghana. I paid 450,000 naira for the course. But so far it's been so interesting and job is guaranteed after the completion of the course..Even right now there is a notice on our school board from companies that needs software developer.

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Politics / Re: The Flop Called June 12 Protest by Masturbator2020: 4:57pm On Jun 12, 2021
wwwihy:

They will never discuss development....only looting
You're just being sentimental. First of all the protest was not flop.Secondly those that participated want a better Nigeria, I don't knw what's wrong with such demand and why you find problem with that.Thirdly you ought to know that development without security is =zero,so stop bragging about railway when people are being killed in numbers on daily basis..I am not a PDP member,but if you're being honest with yourself you will agree with me that there are more looting in this government than the previous one..Recently we heard about trillion stole by buhari in-law.we heard about billion stole by Okpabio,we heard about NNPC same AKA is OK off the Mac @the national assembly. We heard about billion urimited by NPA which led to the suspension of the chairman. All this happened under PMB and non is arrested or jailed..OK let's even assume PDP government looted Nigeria resources, how many of the looters have been jailed since APC took over power? If you can't find them guilty what moral right do you have to claim they looted?

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Politics / Re: Good News As ESN Terrorist Is Killed This Afternoon PHOTOS by Masturbator2020: 4:45pm On Jun 12, 2021
OyigboUpdate:
Watch the video of them when they were alive in the camp. Let me eat my pop corn and wait for they are innocent crew

https://fb.watch/64xVJj1uBJ/

This guys are making huge mistake by showing their faces on video. Very big mistake and I expect them to know better..For you rejoicing that they are being killed,I know you must be a killer herdsman, if you're not then pray they don't visit you,then you will understand what this guys are doing.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Likely Questions To Expect For A Corper Attending A Web Design Interview ? by Masturbator2020: 10:22am On Jun 12, 2021
OYELERE97:


I know how to design a website as we have been taught in school but I have never design one so I don’t have much experience

And I don’t know if I will be asked questions on a proper website
You didn't do practicals in school?and all along you didn't border to use your spell time to register and domain and build a personal website? You're not serious at all.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: I Am Also Dealing With Bandits In The Language They Understand by Masturbator2020: 9:26am On Jun 12, 2021
dmbb:

Ipad Spotted,because anyone that does not support buhari is an iPod. Those being killed everyday in zafara state, Oyo state are iPod grin
Fixed
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Am Also Dealing With Bandits In The Language They Understand by Masturbator2020: 9:12pm On Jun 11, 2021
dmbb:
my boss has spoken
Fixed
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Am Also Dealing With Bandits In The Language They Understand by Masturbator2020: 9:11pm On Jun 11, 2021

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Politics / Re: Protect Yourselves From Bandits - Governor Matawalle Tells Zamfara Residents by Masturbator2020: 3:55pm On Jun 11, 2021
Even governors now losing hope in our security men..Nigeria is gone

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Politics / Re: How I Turned Back Two South West Governors Who Came To Me by Masturbator2020: 2:26am On Jun 11, 2021
Coldshisha post=102591547[s:
]He spoke in English, we all watched the video[/s], so why are they trying hard to twist his words

"Chased back" indeed
Who told you we all watched it?
Sports / Re: Manchester United Reportedly Agree Personal Terms With Borussia Dortmund's Jadon by Masturbator2020: 6:59pm On Jun 10, 2021
Jupoc:
How the front line want be

Ronaldo
Cavani
Jadon Sancho
Harry Kane
Marcus Rashford
Lol
We can't buy Harry Kane oo,non be man u when I knw?
Programming / Re: A Friend Got Scammed Trying To Learn Programming ? by Masturbator2020: 1:06pm On Jun 10, 2021
Ovaltine:
One is charging a 200k shocked to teach Data Science in Lagos.
I heard my homeboy saying he is looking for 200k to go learn DS and I was curious to know where.


It's super funny that many young folks believe they can't teach themselves anything unless they pay someone or a firm to teach.
The same set of people do not believe they can get a job on their own without paying for a slot.

It's not their fault: their parents paid for everything that ought to come normally right from their secondary school admission, WAEC centre fixing, to uni admission to NYSC posting and they continue that legacy in life.

Take a walk to computer schools around and see what they are teaching.
I was invited to address some 100+ IT students in a computer school a few weeks ago and I was shocked to see they were being taught: VB.6 with VS 2010.

Not just that, 95% of the class have zero idea on common OOP.
Only a lady could comprehend my questions among the females which were ~ 45% of the class.
I had to reduce the complexity of my talk to absolute beginners and they still didn't flow.
These are all students that have spent over 3 years studying Computer Science and yet, they have zero programming nor technical skill nor understanding of old and modern tech concepts.
And in another year, they will graduate and expect GTB and co to hire them.

I was happy to find a lowkey guy among them that actually knows that VB 6 they were being taught. I quickly introduced him to C# and MVVM and he loved it. Others (mostly ladies) were busy with their phones while some guys paid attention to what I was practicalizing.

I left them wishing I could visit them often and teach them myself. But no. You can't help everyone.






Nice bro..I paid 450k equivalent in CEDI's here in Ghana to study full stack development..
It's been largely interesting though. I paid that because of the job they promised, and if I finish they don't provide the job,I can sue them to court.
Programming / Re: A Friend Got Scammed Trying To Learn Programming ? by Masturbator2020: 1:01pm On Jun 10, 2021
[quote author=Bigshoe2028 post=102575637][/quote]
Thank you.I am presently doing full stack development in Ghana.1 month gone we are still on pseudo code ..I missed the beginning of the class,so I am finding it difficult to understand structure and how to get the number of variables needed to solve each algorithm on pseudo code..Bro can you help?
Programming / Re: A Friend Got Scammed Trying To Learn Programming ? by Masturbator2020: 10:41am On Jun 10, 2021
Bigshoe2028:
I will make my post short ,
Am not claiming to be the best but am one of few people in my town that parents use as example and want their children to learn and became a programmer

I manage my small car and live a life of no competition

I had this friend who wanted to learn programming from me years back but he always thinks that people of Lagos are the God of programming , so he travelled to Lagos and after 2months he came back and stated boosting that he can create heaven and earth ,

He even went further to deceive one of two young boys I was training that they should not listen to me that two months is enough to be a pro ,

Now last week he called me and asked me to assist him to write a code in JavaScript I told him how to do it since he said it was a small task and he is already writing the code just a small issues on how to implement it

After few hours he called me and called I invited him over to my place , after much dragging he agreed to pay and after few minutes the code was ready

Then he wanted to change a value and I told him just change the variable a d behold this bill gates of nigeria don't know what is variable

I was moved to asked him , what and what did they taught him under the two months training he went for that he was boosting about before

He said it was template that all website is template just go to themeforest and find script buy and install and install template and change text and image site is ready

The young boy burst into laughter

I had to follow him and laugh
Like serious , css , JavaScript ,php , python,nodejs, react , bootstrap ,jQuery

U don't know attest two of above mention he was total confused , then I asked him to call his instructor at Lagos to assist to write the script after he said that the instructor know all those mentioned , just for us to test him

he called the instructor and asked him to assist him to write a pure JavaScript to attach a event to all link element after page loading

He said that he should go to themeforest and search for code like that and buy

At this point he drop the call and started begging me to enroll him and tutor him well

Be watchfull most people u are calling programming gurus are just bunch of script installers
Anybody with good brain can install script once u understand English

There is no short cut to programming
It is not just JavaScript or php
When u know fundamental of programming u can switch to any language at any time

When u know the use of if statement and loop , assignment and memory allocations , ways to solve many problems and etc

U can reproduce ur solution in environment
regardless of the language name
Bro can you become a programmer if you can't write algorism pseudo code?
Politics / Re: Buhari Has 99 Problems, But Twitter Not One Of Them - Fisayo Soyombo (Aljazeera) by Masturbator2020: 10:09pm On Jun 09, 2021
Vaughanlanrewaj:
Please read it nah. It was written by the same people with hatred and bigotry against President Muhammadu Buhari. Seems Twitter suspension coalesced all you guys' hatred and bigotry for PMB , for this group, the suspension of Twiiter Nigeria despite being used to spread hate and kill our patriots , it's the climax, not the trigger ". All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria.
Why you people hypocritically think you're patriotic beats my imagination. Your buhari went to UK for treatment, instead of patronizing Nigeria's healthcare. Don't tell me we don't have good hospitals,he has been the president for 6 years now..

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Twitter Has Reached Us For Talks by Masturbator2020: 3:47pm On Jun 09, 2021
OnionBandit:
Government with ballz

Big metal ballz

There must be a public apology from all of them at twitter. Jack by now will know better never to allow his platform be used as a playing ground for terrorists, nihilists, psychopaths, arsonists and bastards
You have brain but you choose to suspend the use.what's the evidence to show that tweeter reached out to them?yet the mumu in you quickly believe.

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Programming / Re: Finished Css Already , Created A Website by Masturbator2020: 2:58pm On Jun 09, 2021
Criticism for what?for doing a great job?
By the way I hope you just put $400 there is trial? Or that's actually the price of the product?
Politics / Re: Good News As ESN Camp Is Dislodged Today Terrorist Arrested PHOTOS by Masturbator2020: 4:39pm On Jun 08, 2021
OyigboUpdate:
And lastly
We have not heard about Fulani camp dislodged despite their killings. Make una fear God o

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Nnamdi Kanu, IPOB, The Main Reason Twitter Was Banned by Masturbator2020: 4:36pm On Jun 08, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
88 were killed in Kebbi,over 30 were killed in Igangan,Over 40 were killed in Benue yesterday..All these just in a week.
The same group of Terrorists fulani herdsmen were responsible for this atrocities and inhumane massacre but I'm yet to hear Lai Mohammed comment on this and condemn.
Fulani herdsmen terrorists are not distabilising the country,they are arranging the country.
I understand most sai Babarians are already in deep regrets over their choices in 2015/2019.It doesn't mean Atiku is any better because as a Fulani as well,I'm yet to hear him condemn these killings but you see all these insignificant APC miscreants who roam about on nairaland like lost souls.I'm really sorry for them.
There's only a solution for peace to return to Nigeria. SECESSION!
God's bless Chief Sunday Igboho
God bless Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.
God bless Oduduwa & Biafra Republic !
check the last paragraph
Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: We Will Meet In Court - DAAR Communications Replies NBC by Masturbator2020: 10:42am On Jun 08, 2021
supportnija:
DAAR communication funny die, take your regulator to court, I wish all the best.
You're the funny one here.Does regulations means taking away one's right?

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Politics / Re: FG, Twitter In Talks After Suspension by Masturbator2020: 8:33am On Jun 08, 2021
Those of you who ever think this ban will stand I pity your shortsightedness. How is that even possible in a Democratic nation in 2021?

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Politics / Re: US, UK, EU Envoys Reject FG Position On Twitter Ban After Meeting by Masturbator2020: 9:30pm On Jun 07, 2021
Officialgarri:
They can board the next flight and go back to their country.

We are in 2021 and will not tolerate Neo-colonialism especially under the governance of a man who has balls.
Don't come and dictate to us how to run our country. We do not need your help except when it comes to bilateral relations.

China isn't using google, WhatsApp, facebook, twitter in their country, yet there's no fuss about it. Nobody is accusing them of freedom of expression or whatever
Even Russia won't allow you use VPN to access all the banned sites, yet they are still existing and getting stronger.

But these westerners see us as a little child and wants to flex their power on us, yet some efulefus and flat headed idiots are being used to sustain their agenda.

They should worry less, we will treat them in the language they understand angry
Have you deactivated your Twitter account?

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Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: FG Summons US, UK Envoys, Others Over Comments by Masturbator2020: 2:23pm On Jun 07, 2021
superstar1:


https://punchng.com/breaking-twitter-ban-fg-summons-us-uk-envoys-others-over-comments/
Who dey advice this government like this?That person must be a PDP member.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Loses ₦2 Billion Daily To Twitter Ban - NetBlocks (Sahara Reporters) by Masturbator2020: 1:34am On Jun 07, 2021
tobillionaire:
My own is...

All those destabilising the country by killing innocent people will run mad and die a disgraceful death, the blood of the innocent souls will hunt them and their generation yet unborn forever
Wetin their generation do you?

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