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FoodRe: What I Prepared For My Sweetheart This Morning by Masturbator2020: 9:10pm On Jul 21, 2021
Preciousgirl:
This is called dokono in Ghana and it's better than all Nigeria meals I tell u

My husband, a Yoruba man always confesses
that my food is something else

kiss
You food is something else(poison),that statement says it all.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Nation To Present Case At 76th UN General Assembly by Masturbator2020: 6:30pm On Jul 21, 2021
kayfra:
Stop acting like ipob. Yorubas are not known for nonsense propaganda. It doesn't tickle our fancy
Aboki
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Released, Enroute To London (CONFIRMED) by Masturbator2020: 6:27pm On Jul 20, 2021
SexyBabe001:
According to Barr Ayo Turton, who is a lawyer, there seems to be an unconfirmed news that Sunday Igboho has been released and he's currently enroute to Germany..

Source:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10159386141209324&id=800209323


Lalasticlala
Seun
Buhari right now thinking about how to close border Nigeria border.

SportsRe: Leicester City Ashleigh Plumptre Trained With Super Falcons by Masturbator2020: 8:15am On Jul 20, 2021
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Has Been Arrested In Cotonou by Masturbator2020: 7:46am On Jul 20, 2021
Didi2d:
At first the igboho guy was making sense not until people started hailing him and his head swell and his ego began to rise more than his reasoning.
Someone asked, what's igboho fighting for? For me kanu stand a chance more than igboho even though kanu also derailed at some point.

Talking about respect, sowore deserve it more because both kanu and igboho ran away and was eventually caught, but sowore is very much around
Exactly sowore is the real man.I believe illiteracy played a role in ogboho's case..I remember when hr and his boys arrested soldiers,I think they said the soldiers came to spy on them..I also remember when they arrested a DSS man for same reason.. I made a comment in that thread that soldiers or DSS does not need to spy on just one man before carrying out an arrest..
From the onset the modus operandi of ogboho was faulty..
Good luck to them.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Has Been Arrested In Cotonou by Masturbator2020: 6:41am On Jul 20, 2021
naptu2:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/07/19/exclusive-yoruba-freedom-fighter-sunday-igboho-arrested-cotonou
This guy non get mind at all.Don't he know what it's means to embark of this journey vefor he started?looks like he didn't really thought of what lies ahead..I respect sowore and kanu oo.
PoliticsRe: DSS Stops Nnamdi Kanu From Signing Letter For UK Consular Assistance — Lawyer by Masturbator2020: 4:37pm On Jul 19, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Kanu is a Nigerian by birth, he is from Abia state and holds a Nigerian passport.

So what consular service does he wants. The DSS is right for rejecting the form.

The type of adjournment kanu will receive in his case will pass Major Hamza al-Mustapha own....before you know it, he would have spend 12 years in dss custody until a presidential pardon is given by some lenient presidency.
Buhari has 2years left..You think any sane President will have KANU kidnapped for calling for referendum? Watch and see.
Christianity EtcRe: 'So Critics Are More Important Than Bandits?'- Apostle Suleman Asks by Masturbator2020: 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2021
appishani1:
You guys will just sit in your south and be talking trash.
Is it not this guy that many girls say he rape them.
Am a Christian and am in the north.
Come to zamfara and Katsina or borno and yobe and see.
Every day soldiers and police are battling this bandits, I swear every blessing day.
Is either they kill security personnel or bandits everyday.
Do you know that in bama alone, a mere local government in borno state has more than 1000 soldiers?
When ever you want to talk get the facts first.
do you have any evidence of the rape?and what's the correlation?
CelebritiesRe: Prince Kpokpogri Plays Father Figure At Tonto Dikeh's Son's Graduation by Masturbator2020: 6:57pm On Jul 18, 2021
EBMedia:
Tonto Dikeh's Man, Prince Kpokpogri Play Father Figure At Her Son's Graduation (Photos, Video)

Actress Tonto Dikeh and her partner, Prince Kpokpogri attended the graduation of her son, King Andre, from Nursery school in Saturday July 17 2021, IgbereTV reports.

The excited mum shared a lovely video of her and her partner, Prince
Kpokpogiri, accompanying King Andre to receive his graduation certificate.

Posting the video, Tonto wrote that having a man as her head and standing as a father to her son has been her secret prayers. She expressed gratitude to God for answering her prayers by way of sending her Prince.

She wrote


https://www.instagram.com/p/CRdf9wbHE4_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmtAWAEWCaQ
This girl never learn?This was how she apotheosized her ex before story entered
RomanceRe: See The Clothes I'm Wearing For A Date .. Yes Or Nah? (pictures) by Masturbator2020: 2:14pm On Jul 18, 2021
Lovethaa:
Decided to go out with a popular Nairalander today ,
She's the matured ,classy type..hardly create topics but always comments
I must admit I never expected the reply but it came and the date is set ..

I'm skeptical about my outfit
The clothes I'm wearing to meet her . What do you think huh
You're going out with nairaland babe,and you had to post this here..If she sees this she might start seeing you as someone who has not secret..As for your dress I think the jacket is not fitted enough, aside that no issue with it.Good luck.
CelebritiesRe: Two Things That Came To My Mind When I Saw Bbnaija Frodd Spreading Money At Obi by Masturbator2020: 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2021
Iwanttoto:
Afonjas and their endemic envy for the Igbos.
I sure say una no go get nightmares on top Cubana matter for the next 1month. Shioor. Umu anuofia
Nan u sabi..Truth pain you people like wound on the skin..I am from Edo state. Ode
CelebritiesRe: Two Things That Came To My Mind When I Saw Bbnaija Frodd Spreading Money At Obi by Masturbator2020: 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2021
oyatz:
They will start calling you Afonja and accuse you of envy/hatred.
Someonejust called me afonja right now lol..I don't mind them,truth has to be said.
CelebritiesRe: Two Things That Came To My Mind When I Saw Bbnaija Frodd Spreading Money At Obi by Masturbator2020: 10:22am On Jul 18, 2021
ayterajah:
Awon modafucker ..... Must[s] you investigate everybody that's successful or doing well [/s]


I dedicate this FTC to all hustlers out there .... Making all effort to be greater than cubana
This your mentality of you must not investigate someone's wealth is why we have so many evil in name of money in Nigeria. It is not a crime to ask what's someone source of income..You need a paradigm shift in you reasoning
Christianity EtcRe: T.B Joshua: Pastor Adeboye's Condolence Letter To Evelyn Joshua by Masturbator2020: 9:47am On Jul 18, 2021
ShobayoEmma:
Honestly their purported silence wasn't golden.
Was not golden at all..If backlash didn't followed this condolence wouldn't have come. Imagine a man that died weeks ago,his fellow pastor just remember to send condolence today.
EducationRe: Host Of Abia Children's Quiz Competition, Queen Irene Onwuka Speaks On Impact by Masturbator2020: 9:09pm On Jul 17, 2021
SocialJustice:
See waist, I want to invest.
Where you for see the waist?I don watch the whole video I non see any waist.You made me waste my data.
PoliticsRe: Don't Use Humans For Rituals - Ogun Assembly To Obas, Traditionalists by Masturbator2020: 4:58pm On Jul 14, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Trying to infringe on their Ancestral veneration as traditional worshippers is a silly thing to do.

This social intercourse among the worshippers and diety which the Ogun State Government considers fetish is also practiced by Celestial Church of Christ Members were most of the government officials do go for spiritual fortification.


In Celestial Church of Christ for example, they have this Ancestral veneration regarded as “Esin Amissa” or “Amissa Service” where they invoke the soul of the dead.

If the Celestial Church of Christ can go with this their Ancestral veneration uninterrupted, then, they should also allow the traditional worshippers.
Offer yourself for the next sacrifice nan.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Youths Begin Search For Buhari’s Successor by Masturbator2020: 12:09pm On Jul 13, 2021
BadRadio:
oga masturbator2020... what's the number for?
Were you not the one that advertised website and apps creation
PoliticsRe: Angry Mobile Policeman Prays For Motor To Jam Buhari by Masturbator2020: 11:59am On Jul 13, 2021
TripleOh7:
He's about to lose his job.
this is all you have to say?What about all the points he made?
PoliticsRe: 2023: Youths Begin Search For Buhari’s Successor by Masturbator2020: 11:53am On Jul 13, 2021
ycjamil:
angry we don't want any old man again as president, we want to lead ourselves. We're capable
WhatsApp me.I need your service+233506032163
SportsRe: Go Back To Nigeria English Fans Mocks And Racially Abuse Bukayo Saka by Masturbator2020: 10:27am On Jul 13, 2021
WazobiaNEWS:
Go back to Nigeria English fans mocks and racially abuse on social media �� �������� see Photopost below

https://afrinotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Go-back-to-Nigeria-English-fans-mocks-and-racially-abuse-Bukayo-Saka.png

Shey he choose England? Make e dey enjoy em nan.No pity at all.


This ''Go back to Nigeria English fans mocks and racially abuse Bukayo Saka on social media'' is such news the English media will never report, in fact, they will downplay it, this makes us ask if racism will ever end in football?

https://afrinotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Go-back-to-Nigeria-English-fans-mocks-and-racially-abuse-Bukayo-Saka-on-social-media.png

To Bukayo Saka, please stay strong, we are ever happy when you choose to play for England, stay strong as more glorious days are ahead....
RomanceRe: Is This Girl That Pretty? by Masturbator2020: 11:17pm On Jul 12, 2021
ModestGal:
There's too much emphasy on this lady's beauty all over the internet. The policemen,her lecturers and many Nigerians keep emphasizing on her beauty. This makes me wonder if she's really that pretty as portrayed. Because sincerely, the sugar daddye photograph been passed around is looking way finer than hers
Also, the innocent looking aspect is what I cannot find. What do you think?
Show us your picture. She is beautiful.
FamilyRe: Can I Get A Good Man/ husband From Nairaland by Masturbator2020: 6:49pm On Jul 12, 2021
rosalieene:
It's well sis.

We need to be weary of the people we meet on social media.
People you meet on social media are same people you meet offline. People don't build house on the Internet. Those you chat with online lives with you..So we have good and bad people, let's leave it at that.
FamilyRe: Can I Get A Good Man/ husband From Nairaland by Masturbator2020: 6:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
Ambeed:
Can you tell me more?

Going through this thread, I'm more discouraged than encouraged.
One thing you have to realize is that we live in a world of dualities. Meaning everything has opposite.
Up/down
Men/women
Good/bad
Positive/Negative
E.t.c
Going by the above analogy you will agree that there are good and bad people online,even here on nairaland..Don't let one person's bad experience stop you from trying...
FamilyRe: Can I Get A Good Man/ husband From Nairaland by Masturbator2020: 11:01am On Jul 11, 2021
mrblessed:
Baba, you have gotten something to keep yourself busy. Imagine the relentless exertion of energy to get a bimbo!
Lol..well,I'm actually a busy person but I'm really interested in getting to know her..Truth is,I have been searching for Nigeria woman for quite sometime now.And the fact that she came online to make such post sound appealing to me.So let's see how it's goes.
FamilyRe: Can I Get A Good Man/ husband From Nairaland by Masturbator2020:
Ambeed:
Go to my main post, you will see my email there. Let's start from there.
Hi.
Looks like the mails with attachment finds it difficult to deliver..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Business Can One Start Up With N700,000 In Nigeria by Masturbator2020: 8:41am On Jul 11, 2021
Babaken:
Sometimes I don't understand why some people use the word very urgent when looking for business ideas when starting up a new business Take your time calculate the Risk, stress, loose and the profits to avoid loosing your money. Even though someone give you business idea study it very well before venturing into it if you are scared so that you won't spend the money how sure you won't spend the profit and capital when you finally start.
What if he finish spending the money?
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Support Stand Up Comedy In Church? by Masturbator2020: 8:32am On Jul 11, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




In Matthew 21:12, Jesus used koboko on people who were doing things other than prayerstudying the word of God in the temple.

It goes to show that any comedian who cracks a joke on the pulpit has just got himself a first class ticket to hell.
FamilyRe: Can I Get A Good Man/ husband From Nairaland by Masturbator2020: 4:03pm On Jul 10, 2021
Xilsbridalhouse:
Lol don’t mind them hehe


You can start by addressing your new self on your pm if you don’t want to do away with this moniker. Most people will judge you based on this moniker.


This is why it is important to be careful of every action & decision we make daily.
Thank you..Sincerely I didn't willingness choose the moniker. In fact,I created a thread where I warned about the danger of masturbation.And I highlighted how masturbation dealt with me and I made it clear that I have stopped the act.So i use this moniker just to draw attention to the thread,and it worked.you can check my profile.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Has German Residency, Nnamdi Kanu Britain, Sowore US Citizen by Masturbator2020: 8:35am On Jul 09, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Igboho has German citizenship, with german residence permit No. YO2N6K1NY, got to know during the DSS raid, Kanu has British citizenship, Sowore has US Citizenship and We have Nigeria but these people want to destroy Nigeria and make us refugee by all means possible.
German with residence permit? As a Nigeria do you need residence permit to reside in Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Senator Kalu Mourns TB Joshua, Shares Memorable Photos by Masturbator2020: 10:26pm On Jul 08, 2021
Metrix147:
The Chief Whip of the Senate, Sen. Orji Kalu, has commiserated with members of the Synagogue Church of All Nations on the death of the founder of the ministry, Pastor T.B Joshua.

Kalu, in a condolence message issued in Abuja, mourned the renowned preacher and evangelist and stressed that he would be greatly missed by his followers.

“He will be remembered as a notable spiritual leader with a passion for empowering the poor and vulnerable in the society,” he added.

According to him, the deceased was popular beyond the shores of Nigeria.

“We mourn him. His death is shocking and painful.

“He was committed to spreading the gospel of God through his religious and philanthropic platforms.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/07/senator-kalu-mourns-tb-joshua-shares-memorable-photos/
Tb Joshua was older then then even recently before he died.
FamilyRe: Can I Get A Good Man/ husband From Nairaland by Masturbator2020: 11:01pm On Jul 07, 2021
Ishilove:
You are a proud masturbator, to the extent you even gave yourself the nomenclature. Oga carry your wahala and well serviced preek dey go.
The hypocrisy of Nigerians..You fit swear say you never masturbate before?

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