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PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Niger Delta Avengers Announce Return, Vow To Cripple Economy, Attack P by Masturbator2020: 8:31pm On Jun 26, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
I just don't know why a group of people will be threatening the government.
But you knw why the government has been raping all Nigerians right?
InvestmentRe: Ten Legal Ways To Become A Millionaire In Nigeria Before 2022 by Masturbator2020: 8:13pm On Jun 26, 2021
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I am surprise a topic that talked about forex is on front page..Thank you op for painting the right picture of how forex business works..
PoliticsRe: Police Kill Several ‘IPOB/ESN’ Members, Overrun Three Camps In Imo by Masturbator2020: 5:41pm On Jun 26, 2021
Foreign AffairsRe: Matt Hancock And Gina Coladangelo Kissing, Caught On CCTV Video; Gina Packs Out by Masturbator2020:
[quote author=wwwihy post=103079047]https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/15397427/matt-hancock-mistress-gina-coladangelo-packing-car/[/quote]The next news now will be UK health minister resigned, Just watch.Pls make una tell Isa pantami to watch too
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu Smoking In A Video by Masturbator2020: 10:42am On Jun 26, 2021
caesymore:
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Well our society will agree its always the drug. Women surprises me you've already been bleeped why play hard over a second bleep.
you post alines with the post you quoted, which did you cancelled the post?
CrimeRe: Chances Of Convicting The 21 Year Old TV Boss Murderer In The United Kingdom by Masturbator2020: 11:05am On Jun 25, 2021
PeaceforNigeria:
A grown 50 year old man drinking alcohol and smoking drugs with a 21 year own girl subsequently tries to force her to have sex with him. When she refuses he becomes violent and to protect herself, she stabs him in the neck twice. He had earlier offered her some money and so she withdrew money from his account after the killing had taken place.This is a possibility. The other possibility is that she was used as bait to setup the man for an assassination through a proxy relationship.

All she needs is a very good lawyer. In the UK for example her legal defence will have a field day with the prosecution. They will say he tried to rape her, she has evidence of injury on her hands - they will also destroy the mans character as a philandering married man who took advantage of a young girl to satisfy his lust.. The prosecution will have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that she willingly killed him. It will be hard, especially because there are no witnesses.

At the very worst she will be convicted of manslaughter , she may even be freed for lack of evidence as has been happened in dozens of recent cases. But Nigerian is a Jungle where you are judged before a trial and found guilty before judgement. Once you are a big man you can lock anybody up for as long as you want.

This girls needs a very good lawyer. Hire me.

smiley
What about the part where she withdrew the money?
Forget all this talk and talk,she is heartless. How can you kill somebody and be so heartless to go and withdraw his money? Even at that age?guy forget it.
RomanceRe: Do We Still Have Girls Like This? by Masturbator2020: 7:54am On Jun 22, 2021
Vulcanheph:
If you didn't, someone else surely will and that person might not end up marrying her.
No problem about that.I really don't care if someone else did that or not..My aim now is to return to Nigeria when I'm done here with my software development course. If I meet her as virgin I may marry her.If not we both move on.
RomanceRe: Do We Still Have Girls Like This? by Masturbator2020: 7:23am On Jun 22, 2021
Vulcanheph:
So you disvirgined her gringringrin
Nan,I didn't at all..I was not sure if I will marry her,so to disvirgin her when I was not sure of marrying her was not pleasant to me.
CrimeRe: How I Lure Ladies On Instagram To Sleep With Me, Blackmail Them - Suspect- Video by Masturbator2020: 6:54am On Jun 22, 2021
Coldshisha:
Some girls are naturally stupid.... 300k for hook up, he still fvcked you free and gave no hook up
What kind of Huck up self?if she send 300k for Huck up how much will she make from the Huck up? I am not understanding oo..Or are they looking for husband?
RomanceRe: Do We Still Have Girls Like This? by Masturbator2020: 6:36am On Jun 22, 2021
Obrigardo:
Do we?
Yes we do..I was surprised to find out there are still virgin girls in Nigeria. Last month I was in Nigeria and I met this pretty girl.When I asked her the last time she had sex she said never..I thought she was lying. Fees days later she came to my house and we started playing, that was when I found out she is a virgin.Pretty girl @ that..
PoliticsRe: 39 Ipobs /esn Fully Armed Arrested During A Meeting With Native Doctor-photo by Masturbator2020: 6:00am On Jun 22, 2021
Atiwaye:
I never know that these people are really dull like this, you want to break away from a sovereign nation and you think war is only thing that can make it possible.

99% of igbo people dont want biafra. If truly they want biafra let their supreme leader give order for Anambra people to not go out to vote in the coming election like he did during remembrance day.
Did they called for war or referendum? Pls use ur brain OK?
PoliticsRe: IPOB and ESN have gone quiet - here are some possible reasons why by Masturbator2020: 5:56am On Jun 22, 2021
FreedomWinsNow:
I was thinking about it this night, they have gone silent.They are quiet for a reason , think about it. These may be some of the reasons why the ESN army has gone almost quiet.

Strategising , planning, regrouping, contemplating, receiving expert advice, gathering intelligence, monitoring movements, plotting, strengthening partnerships , building, hiding for a while , replenishing resources and a host of other reasons.

Let’s all pray for peace, but we should never underestimate an enemy. If America and great western powers became bogged down in guerrilla warfare for decades and later had to withdraw, who is the other people.

We pray for peace, but you must dialogue and listen to the people to avoid catastrophic consequences. I am fearful of a coming storm that can only be divinely stopped. I can almost feel it.

Good night.
ESN was created to tackle Fulani's menace nothing More.For now it's looks like they have chased many fullanis out already. So no much for for now.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Love Seeing Graphic Images, Am I Normal? by Masturbator2020: 3:59am On Jun 21, 2021
Indomixx:
Hello guys
I've noticed over time that I'm a huge fan of graphic images. Anytime I see a post on nairaland where "graphic image" is, I rush to view it so I can see the graphic images. Those bandit stories where people are killed, bomb blasts involving dead victims actually thrill me, even accident scenes where people died huh huh. I don't know if something is wrong or I'm possesed. I need help, I don't think it's normal.
Isa pantami spotted
EducationRe: Have You Seen This Recently??? by Masturbator2020: 6:43pm On Jun 20, 2021
Is like op forget say anything can happen in buhari regime.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Cultists In Dubai Butcher Each Other (Graphic Video) by Masturbator2020: 8:43am On Jun 20, 2021
FreedomWinsNow:
Cultists in Dubai are mostly Edo and Yoruba immigrants - fact.

But of course your hatred continues to get the better part of what is left of you.
Didn't you hear them speaking Igbo? Mumu,looking for way to dragg Edo into their nonsense.
PoliticsRe: I Will Never Restructure Nigeria, You’re Naive, Ignorant Of War – Buhari by Masturbator2020: 8:39am On Jun 20, 2021
doggedfighter:
See whom we elected as a leader.

Nigeria is in more trouble than I thought.

What's the correlation between restructuring and war??

He's even rambling about Fulani in Port Harcourt shocked
To and average Fulani a call for restructuring or separation is a call for war..But somehow I think there is a point in the speak. Our representatives are our problem. Since the represent us they should championship the course of restructuring.
PoliticsRe: PDP Ends El-rufai’s Dominance In Kaduna, Wins Assembly By-election by Masturbator2020: 8:33am On Jun 20, 2021
Ahmed0336:
El rufai should be commended.

If he wanted to interfere in the election process to make APC emerged victorious he would have done that buy he chooses not to.

BTW, pesin wey go decamp to APC self or his impact as an opposition won't be felt l.
How is that even possible?is he in charge of police, army or the other security agencies? How do you expect him to interfere?
TravelRe: Help! Passport Issue Is Making Me Dejected! by Masturbator2020: 3:02pm On Jun 19, 2021
Goldbw122:
I just got an ideal now, You can go to neighbouring country to process your international passport. That will be quicker.
How will he go to Neighboring country without passport? Won't they ask how he got there?
RomanceRe: Have A Girl Ever Toasted You Directly? by Masturbator2020: 11:28pm On Jun 17, 2021
lilvicky68:
You dey use cream and you no know funbact A?
Shall nan every cream I go knw?By the way I m naturally fair,if I don't tell you I use cream you will never knw.
RomanceRe: Have A Girl Ever Toasted You Directly? by Masturbator2020: 11:09pm On Jun 17, 2021
lilvicky68:
Cream ambassador I sure say funbact A go follow..
I don't knw that one o..
RomanceRe: Have A Girl Ever Toasted You Directly? by Masturbator2020: 10:14pm On Jun 17, 2021
blockgeek69:
For the guys, have a girl ever toasted you directly! What was the outcome? I have one currently on my neck shocked
Maybe some of you will think i m lying. Truth to God,it has happened to me about 10times..2Nigerian girls,1 Tanzanian girl and 7Ghanaians.Funny enough I'm short,but very handsome facially..Though I am using cream shall, sometimes I wonder what will happen when I stop using cream and I am less handsome
PoliticsRe: Edo Aguebor Hospitalised After Attack In Edo (Photo) by Masturbator2020: 1:30pm On Jun 17, 2021
Charmingrascal:
Obaseki wanted to ruin APC in Edo through his disloyalty refuser to
give Edo state money to one thief who brought him to power but he wasn't allowed to do that and he was forced to leave the party now he is in PDP and he is on the verge on ruining the party by sowing seeds of discord among members and stakeholders.

He betrayed those who made him Governor for his first term now he is betraying those who clothed him when he was left naked.

Well, not his fault he bought them with money and he feels since they collected huge amount of money from him he should be the sole decision maker of the party.

Betrayal, bribery and betrayal.
Some part fixed
PoliticsRe: Will You Still Vote For Tinubu After Seeing This pictures? by Masturbator2020: 9:37am On Jun 17, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
I bumped into this recent pictures of Tinubu (the first picture) and I was like "what tha fuc*k

This man should be close to his 90's, he looks unfit and yet wants to be president.

So my fellow Nigerians, will you vote for Tinubu after seeing this recent pictures of him?

Lalasticlala
Well,governing a country is not about picture. You should talk about integrity,and this man has none..So is not about look..Thunder fire anybody when support this evil and greedy politicians.
RomanceRe: Even If She's A Wrong Choice I Love Her : Pictures by Masturbator2020: 8:37am On Jun 17, 2021
marsoden:
Which kind mumu lie una go just dey lie up and down?
Person don post this thing last year.

https://www.nairaland.com/5865302/even-shes-wrong-choice-love
E be like say nan the same person post them
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba States His 5 Crimes That Brought Him Enemity(pic) by Masturbator2020: 11:53am On Jun 15, 2021
Arewa1stSon:
Adamu Garba is coming back stronger!!!

I had a deep and mind to mind conversation with him... Adamu Garba is indeed a rugged, intelligent strong man!!

Watch him bounce back!!
So nan bird all of una dey copy now ba?
WebmastersRe: Advice To A Newbie In The Developer World. by Masturbator2020: 7:02am On Jun 15, 2021
Miakellz:
please where in Ghana are you getting the training for the full stack development?
circle you can chat me up
+233506032163
PoliticsRe: Buhari The Dictator: Bomb By Keyamo by Masturbator2020: 6:59pm On Jun 14, 2021
donphilopus:
How much did GEJ meet naira/dollar and how much did he leave naira/dollar? I dunno why PDP sympathizers on Nairaland are not that bright.
Tell us how much he met dollars and how much he left it nan Mr party man.To you anybody that criticize this government is a PDP supporter.
PoliticsRe: Buhari The Dictator: Bomb By Keyamo by Masturbator2020: 4:14pm On Jun 14, 2021
Oyinlomobambam:
FESTUS KEYAMO DROPS THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS

Who are you calling dictator ?

Ex- President Obasanjo removed Senate Presidents at will, removed any opposing voice, removed Fayose for a small insult, and removed Ladoja with thugs in Ibadan. Who are you calling “DICTATOR”? BUHARI.

Ex-President Obasanjo withheld Lagos State fund for 3 years, not minding how Lagosians would eat, Yaradua got there and released the fund.

NASS members were abusing President Buhari openly, messing up everything at will; Gov. Fayose has been abusing President Buhari for 4 years now. Not a single State in Nigeria has been denied their constitutional rights because of politics till date, all their funds, Paris fund and bail out, FAAC etc. But who is the DICTATOR? BUHARI.

Ex-President Jonathan ensured that NASS opposition members were locked out including Tambuwa the Speaker of the house. They had to climb gate to gain access.

Jonathan empowered OPCs in Lagos and they were destroying anything in Ikorodu to Ojota that looked like opposition party. Orga of DSS was used to invade APC secretariat, Journalist arrested and Newspapers siezed, we forgot all these….

Ekiti was militarised, Fayose was given power from Aso rock to order Military guys at will. Fayemi the incumbent at that moment was rendered powerless that he was shouting when Police commissioner was used by PDP and a guy was shot…All these videos and pictures are still here (google is your friend). But who is the dictator? BUHARI.

Ex-President Jonathan met FX+ECA at $62 billion+. He DEPLETED it to less than $30 Billion in 5 years Jonathan sold crude oil for 5 years at an average of $100 per barrel of 2.2 million daily (2010-2014). Did he add a DIME to Nigeria purse in 5 years? NO.

Buhari the ILLITERATE sold oil at an average of $50 of less than 700,000 barrel at some points because of militancy, yet had moved that FX to $47 Billion in 3 years.

Don’t say how much did he borrow if you don’t even have the figure borrowed between 2010-2015 without adding a dime to FX.

Who is the ILLITERATE? BUHARIIII. Jide Omokore, Aluko and oil goddess Alinson made an oil deal of N1 trillion and chose not to remit to Nigeria under GEJ. Did anyone raise eyebrow?

INTEL of Ex-Vice President Atiku refused to remit to Nigeria Ports Authority (NPA), not until last year that “ordinary” Hadiza the NPA boss challenged INTEL and insisted the funds must be remitted.

A Christian Professor had been leading JAMB all through Obasanjo to Jonathan yet for 40 years of JAMB; only N52 Million was remitted to FG.

A Muslim Professor who was appointed just in two years of handling JAMB remitted over N15 Billion. FIFTEEN BILLION. So who is following after righteousness?

For five years of Okonjo Iweala was paying over 45,000 ghost workers unabated, yet just within 3 years, “ordinary” Kemi Adeosun removed such nonsense…I ask again who is more effective?

Ordinary Abuja metro lane took 11 years from OBJ period that he INITIATED it…Ordinary intra-city metro lane o, but President Buhari that finished is within 3 years is the failure abi?

“Which project did President Buhari INITIATE and COMPLETE in 3 years yen-yen-yen”.
Mention any major project INITIATED AND COMPLETED in 3 years of Ex-President Obasanjo, or Ex-President Yar’Adua or Ex-President Jonathan?

So on what parameters are you using to judge 3 years of President Buhari INITIATING AND COMPLETING? Even PDP can’t finish their own secretariat let alone that which belong to NIGERIA.

Lagos-Ibadan road since Ex-President Obasanjo era till Ex-President Jonathan could not be finished. In 3 years of President Buhari, the road is receiving serious attention. Ask those who ply that road and those who go for Holy Ghost Congress monthly about
the difference in pace of work. Wait, even Otuoke road in Bayelsa had to wait till President Buhari now starts to do the road. Who is the failure? Can it be BUHARIIII.

What about “Almajiri School in the North? WHERE exactly are these Schools SITUATED in the North? OK, show us the picture.

Emm, 2nd Niger Bridge? Lol, they completed it on the MAP, yet Fashola is on it PHYSICALLY now.

Did Buhari fail on security issue in Benue? YES. Did others before him fail on the same security issue in Benue? YESSS. So where did you get all these noise of “Fulani President” is helping herdsmen?

Who was the President during Jos crisis, herdsmen killing people in Zamfara in 2013, Odi massacre, Kaduna crisis? You think death suddenly started because President Buhari was a Fulani man? That he failed in that is one thing, but that YOU are making a narrative of “Fulani President” is giving herdsmen power is funny.

January 1, 2018 in Omoku, Rivers State, Christians were coming from Church; cultists from the South South killed their own people. You know why there was no serious noise by CAN and you? You could not link it to President Buhari’s herdsmen or Fulani herdsmen. The same WIKE that did not drop a million to support the families of those bereaved in his constituency (State) went to Benue State to donate N20 Milliion and you hailed him

Kidnapping of School children in Lagos; Badoo issue in Lagos; Crisis in Kaduna. Who did you call on? Ambode the Governor of Lagos and El-Rufai of Kaduna. When crisis happened in River State and Benue State, who did you shout about? President Buhari the herdsmen. What about your Bishops, Pastors and Imans that made Aso Rock their abode between 2010-2015? What did they negotiate for the body of Christ or common citizens? Yes, they got their jets; they got waivers and Universities all PERSONAL. Now that the tap to fuel their jets and lifestyles had stopped, all they tell you from the pulpit is “LIES and Prophelying“. Your anointed ones keep saying ANNOYING THINGS, yet you can’t query their lies?

Wait, I remember again your problem with President Buhari fighting corruption selectively. So, mention ONE name among those in EFCC case without a case to defend. If your hero Presidents had fought corruption with one leg, by now shebi it is the second leg that President Buhari will be fighting.

So what is your problem with the corrupt facing the music? Oh, how about blablablabla. If President Buhari did not catch them, somebody else will. But stop crying in defence of the corrupt being asked to face the music. If your uncle is corrupt, tell him to face it, and stop shouting how about other thieves.

I know you lost your job because Ex- President Jonathan lost out and your job with Mama Patience was terminated. But stop using your personal loss as a yardstick for Buhari’s achievement.

Under your hero, several young Nigerians were SCAMMED by Boro collecting money from them for Job, in the process killing many young Nigerians. Ex-President Jonathan cannot even sack him. So what do you want the families of those who died when Ex-President Jonathan scammed them of Jobs to do? Stop crying and face life.

For your information, all those lies about “hidden agenda” can only fly on you because they know you are biblically illiterate. I even saw somebody hailing Femi-Fani Kayode for being the voice for the Church. Haaaaaa, abomination. Abeg make I stop, come dey collect your abuses in packs.

Your plan B, C and D of ruinous economy, escalated insecurities and secession bids will fail and Nigeria shall rise again in the committee of great nations.

Festus Keyamo SAN
I stopped reason when I saw who is the failure.. So this Senior advocate of nonsense no get sense.Did he even talk about Naira xcchange rate and the food prices?
PhonesRe: Have You Noticed That This Application Isn't On Playstore Anymore? by Masturbator2020: 2:39pm On Jun 14, 2021
najoomey:
See bad belle everywhere, so you can't create yours but you can destroy other's
Adamu Garba is a winner
And when he was busy trying to bring twiter down that one is not bad belle?Now his people have choose koo over his app,who will you blame for that?
TravelRe: Hit-And-Run Driver Knocks Down Echefu Lawrencia Uloma, LAUTECH Student (Photos) by Masturbator2020: 2:22pm On Jun 14, 2021
NewDawn2O21:
she's dead. Died on the spot
Who pronounced her dead?The mistake you do make is to assume anyone that's unconscious is dead..
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Faces Of Armed ESN/ UGM Leaked! by Masturbator2020: 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2021
obiekunie01:
ESN should stop being foolish!

Their modus operandi is so childish and unprofessional that's why the military and police are using them to catch cruise.

MNK is not a combat or tactical strategist - he should call in those who are masters in both jungle, urban and tactical warfare.

He should stop sending our youths to their early grave.

How can you allow mobile phones in a meeting of people termed terrorists!

All android mobile phones and recording devices should be banned in all their meetings.

I see they don't even have a very good ways of detecting saboteurs - you don't just allow anybody into your midst.

NOW ESN IS FULL OF MILITARY AND POLICE INFORMANTS.
Exactly my comment in the last post..Why they hell will they even reveal their faces? Nnadi ought to know better than this nan.

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