₦airaland Forum

Editor1:
Lol. Him for no pay na...make Tompolo take him long leg do chewing-stick!!

Hahahahaha, a beg o.

SenseiX:
Tompolo
Jokes apart though, Bubu has done some reasonable stuff for the Niger Delta this week, UNEP report implementation process commencement, Payment of ex militants arrears and appointment of a Niger Deltan as NNPC GMD,

The right way to go; joke with ND and Nig economy will cripple. Well done GMB.

kekakuz:
if buharis wife be this humble
and come wash plate and cook tuwo in my house

Hahahaha, n open nyash for you n....

Abugab:
Patience has become something that is in short supply in Nigeria in recent times.
People are too full of assumptions and preemptiveness.
Even Tompolo had seen the good of PMB's action.
I can say with confidence that PMB will do better than OBJ and GEJ in handling the Niger Delta cum amnesty program.
Sai Baba

The very best is what we desire at this point. Handling issues bothering on the ND with utmost care is d surest way to ensure a bulky Federal Purse, else we will all feel the pains of a lean Purse.

RaDaZaBaNa:
Lol

Hmmm, how time flys.

glimpse33:
Chad troops has even captured more BH terrorist more than Nigeria's troops!

GOD BLESS THEM FOR US

This should not bother you, together we shall win the fight.

cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

Bros leave her and go get another lady, u don't need a soothsayer to tell u she is missing her ex in ur house. Pls run!

Bigdreams:
Wonderful to look at. Thanks for sharing.

This is what science call mutation.

midolian:
Bling bling pastor and his partner in crime..

hehehehe, abduljabbar, u don't know Nigerians..they will turn him to zero tomorrow. Just let him hand over. After handing over, many secrets will be revealed and you ll see what I mean. I really pity him in advance.

That means it has happened to someone else before. So it is no longer new.

okooloyun1:
We need people like Donald in GMB administration.

I concour. He is a material for Tourism ministry, GMB can give him a trial.

geedeex2:
You conceded after you exploited every crook means and they all failed.

I don't think so. If he was power drunk, he would have done whatever pleased him to remain in power not minding the repercursion.

Dharniel:
He is gambling with the state's allocation. You berra change your mind before it's too late.

Don't be deceived, the State's allocation can't be touched; this is a democratic govt.

williamspaul22:
na konji my man

Hahaha.

williamspaul22:
After all our suffering on top of dem , I knw d amount of energy I do lose after sex

Who send u!

CrazyMan:
The incoming administration should not use their victory to settle scores, rather they should use it to unite this nation.

Appointments should be made based on merit, integrity...etc, and not based on past grudges with a particular ethnic group.

Truth is Nigeria cannot move forward if we embrace a particular ethnic group and castigate another.

Buhari said it times without number that he's government is going into intensive restructuring of the nations power, academic, sport, agriculture...etc sector. And to achieve this, we have to be united and work together.

To those who said igbos betrayed the yorubas, you should know that this is democracy, every one has the right to vote whoever he wishes to vote. We joined forces with the south west in 2011 to install GEJ but he failed us. Unfortunately most south easterners preferred to give him a second chance rather than embrace change. It was their choice. The media should stop making it look as if we committed a great sin by voting GEJ.

To my fellow igbos. Well I've said this and I will say it again. Jonathan's administration was of no benefit to the south east. It only enriched a few of our leaders, but had no positive impact on the majority; its time we unite and embrace the new administration.

Look closer, I'm sure he did something for the SE.

Marvin67:
I never understood what people meant whenever they said GEJ never loses a battle until I saw the outcome of the elections. The 2015 presidential election wasn't just a battle between GEJ and GMB, it was also a battle between GEJ and OBJ.
Everyone who knows Nigeria well, knows that OBJ spent his time in office, trying to create a name for himself in Africa. Eventually, he left office and became one of Africa's most respected former leaders. GEJ however had more issues on his neck while he was Nigeria's president, and I'm sure he almost had no time to think of Africa. But after losing the elections, GEJ performed an act that made him leap frog OBJ to being one of Africa's greatest. His singular act of congratulating the winner, made the whole world and all of Africa respect him. In some quarters he's been described as the father of modern democracy in Nigeria.

Even the APC which I never thought would ever use the name Jonathan and commend in the same sentence has this to say through Alhaji Lai Mohammed by that
singular act, which went a long way in dousing post-election tension, the President had snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.
It also noted that Jonathan had written his name in gold in the annals of Nigeria’s history and catapulted himself to a statesman.

Also, Mo Ibrahim a man who has never said anything about OBJ had this to say about GEJ; Thank you Mr President. If you are seeking a legacy, you have definitely achieved
it.”
If GEJ eventually wins the Mo Ibrahim award for 2015, then he'd definitely be smiling all over Africa, far more than OBJ is smiling. When the UN, AU, Commonwealth, etc looks for an African democrat to use an example, they'd definitely use GEJ, while OBJ falls into the category of so many former presidents.


Lastly, as my warri friend said "who God don bless, God don bless, Jona no dey ever lose. Him lose Aso Rock, but him win Africa".

May the trend live longer than GEJ, may GMB and others to come follow suit.

samueleto:
http://www.punchng.com/news/polls-atiku-tinubu-meet/

My wish is for the in-coming APC govt to be as neutral as possible on issues bothering on religion as it concern appointments.

dre11:
http://www.tribune.com.ng/quicklinkss/converse-with-yemisi/item/33111-i-m-torn-between-him-and-masters-degree

It is very clear that u don't really love the man in question. But be kful cos u r getting old already, pray that God quickly give u a husband u'll actually love.

BeeBeeOoh:
Me: d kind slap wey I go tear am never get model..

This is sometimes good for children; it removes fear from them. Just be kful about it sha.

dulaman:
http://dailytrust.com.ng/daily/news/51041-patience-i-haven-t-packed-out-of-aso-rock

How I wish we could all leave this madam alone and focus our energies on how to move Nigeria forward. The past is gone!

msmon:
What pleasure do you derive from abusing others?

Don't mind d idiot.

oliy24:
What exactly is the religion of gej, He went to churches for blessings. but went to to ifa(god) worshipper for grand blessings.

and this same man claim to be a christian. what kind of christian does this.



how can I vote a man that disobey the teaching of the word of God just to win political point. tell me what kind of church allow this.


Gej, you can not serve God and devil at the same time


please PDP supporter that his/her pastor also do the same as the picture below to get blessing should quote me and name the church please....




am waiting.......

He is the President, let him exercise his freedom of association to the fullest please.

Boss13:
I just love this newspaper they break the news real hard. Though Akau has the right to associate with whoever he want, I will do the same if I were Jonathan (no hard feelings). The president needs to know who his true supporters are even though I don't want him to win the election.

Some people still call him 'clueless'; how I wish they could look closer. The truth is that even GMB is not as decisive as GEJ, if in doubt let him (GEJ) be re-elected so u see his true colours. He is doing whatever people say he is doing just to beg for votes. I stop here.

KingEbukasBlog:
New photo evidence show South African military presence in Maiduguri helping in the fight against Boko Haram in Borno state. At least the Oando Filling Station and political posters by the side of the street poles are proofs that this certainly is Nigeria and claims by the Twitter user are true .

source>>>http://www.kingebuka.com/2015/03/photos-of-south-african-troops-in.html

Our gallant soldiers have fought and died in foreign lands in the name of peace keeping so there is nothing wrong with our African brothers coming to help us. Politics aside pls.

iretiland:
GEJ is making noise about routing BH when the newly seized towns from them have been achieved through the efforts of the Chadian forces. Yet, some low-lives who without any element of dignity still believes allowing GEJ to continue in office is the way to go. How bad can it get with some people's brain. Oh,... and how useless are our so called military generals(!!!).

I pity you.

medamillion:
You don't have to tell me your government now generate 20,000 MEGA WATTS of electricity when we don't have light for over one week now.etc

You don't have to tell me "We are now exporting 40,000 tones of agricultural produce when, if you go to the market, prices of food stuff are more than expensive.

You don't have to tell me Nigeria's economy is no. 1 in Africa when we exchange 205 Naira to a Dollar.

Government of hypocrisy.
View this thread to see how Nigerians have been treated under Jonathan https://www.nairaland.com/1983293/photo-speak-events-defined-jonathan as created by a PDP convert on Nairaland

Professor Osinbajo said, and I quote "If a government has to advertise what it has been doing for six years; it has not been working".

Only an un- brainwashed fellow can understand the irony of this statement.

Please, I am adding please; I am not arguing because I know GMB from anywhere, I am arguing because I want a better Nigeria for you and me.

Let's give GMB a chance; if he fail us after 4 years, we shall all gather here to criticise him; we'll keep changing them untill we get it right.

The situation has been like this even before GEJ became president. Don't worry, u'll soon smile, all resources will now be channelled to infrastructural development since boko haram has been defeated. Long live Nig, long live GEJ, long live all of us who r positive thinkers.

[quote author=Olamitisoji post=31102297][/quote]Its a wellcome development so that you people will stop abusing him anyhow. Enough is enough.

iwaeda:
The All Progressives Congress has said President Goodluck Jonathan “bears a huge moral responsibility that will hunt him for a long time to come” for allowing the Boko Haram menace to fester, leading to the deaths of over 15,000 Nigerians and the displacement of over 3 million others in the past six years.

In a statement issued in London on Tuesday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the party also hailed the military for the successes it has recorded in the battle against Boko Haram in recent times, saying the string of victories confirms the party’s stand that the Nigerian military can hold its own anywhere and anytime, if provided with the necessary equipment and if the morale of the troops is not undermined.

President Goodluck Jonathan has finally owned up to his globally-acknowledged incompetence, a development which, in truly democratic societies, should be part of a statement of resignation by a leader whose terrible error of judgement has caused so many deaths and inflicted so much pain and sorrow on his compatriots.

APC said the truth is that President Jonathan deliberately allowed the Boko Haram crisis to fester because he and his team saw it as their trump card for winning re-election in 2015 by currying local and global sectarian sympathy with a Muslim-group-killing-Christians narrative that totally distorts the fact that Boko Haram is a band of marauders who have no consideration for ethnicity, regionalism, religion or any other thing beyond their mad disposition to terror.

The party said the marauders are equal-opportunity killers who went after Christians, Muslims, northerners, southerners, men, women, the old, the young, the rich and the poor.



http://www.punchng.com/news/apc-carpets-jonathan-over-boko-haram-hails-military/

You n ur party should be ashamed of urselves. U brought boko haram to discredit GEJ's govt not really knowing d effect it will have on innocent citizens. U and ur party therefore have to take the blame for boko haram's deeds. GEJ mean well for Nig most especially northern Nig, as exemplified in the almajiri schools which ur own past presidents never considered. U can't praise d military for clearing boko haram n sidelining GEJ, he gave them directives to do so as their C-in-C. Whether u like it or not, GEJ is a gift from God. Do u still remember how he rose from no where to become a president? God has something for us n He has choosen GEJ to take the lead, let's be patient for a little while. I therefore implore all of us including u the APC to rally round GEJ to enable him win the election n actualise God's dreams for Nig. God bless Nig.

Ralphlauren:
The only region supporting Jonathan is the SE/SS. Clueless bunch.

Those supporting Jonathan in the second clip. . . . See so much poverty around them . . . Smh. Yet, they want him to continue.

Thank goodness the other regions are wise and are in support of Buhari.

You are the clueless bunch, bastard.

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guttentag:
God Bless the Dead.. Take Heart Mama Peace but still we will March You and your Husband Out of ASO Rock Comes March 28th

Since you do not have conscience and sound in-human, u will be shocked come Mar 15.

Tundenoni:
Everybody they shout "we need them in sambisa ", dem tell una sey soldiers no they there? abi na all the soldiers for naijiriya dem go carry go sambisa?.

make the girl go report for MP office in any barracks.

that is what we get when we mix army with politics..
that incident can't happen in the barrack
soldiers are not supposed to live with civilians outside barrack,but when the army is politicised who do we blame?
this will continue to happen till we decide to use our vote against Jonathan. Yes! he killed our standard..

How does this pics link GEJ?