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i which i have my mum pic also. never knew her or saw her pic.

IS VERY SAD. GOD HELP US TO RAISE OUR SONS PROPERLY.

I dont know the day i was born but i think your wednesday and monday is very right.
my son is wednesday and what u decribed is him why my beautiful girl is purely what you decribed on wednesday born.
wa o thanks.
intresting.

i dont like what she is wearing. which type of fashion is this one? she forgets she is a mother. everything is open na wa o
na dem sabi sha all in the name of fashion.

marriage is not by size or hight. The way mr A sees beauty is diffrent from the Way MR B see beauty.
good luck to her.

rheether:
how does this dude charge his phone? i smell lies ooo. but if he makes it, i will trek from ABUJA to SENEGAL to get back my virginity.

is there where u lost it?

i enjoyed all the jokes.
Well done guys.

knockturnal:
This cracks me up daily

TEACHRER: John, what do you call a baby dog?

JOHN: A baby dog is called a puppy

TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a baby lizard?

AKPOS: A baby lizard is called lizzy baby.

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TEACHER FAINTS!!!

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another funny one my God

slapandfall:
:::::::::ℓ☺ℓ :::::::.. They r quite funny.. But this is epic

Dis joke gets me cracking

Palm Wine Drinking Competition

Two communities Umuaga & Iwollo in Enugu state
decided to hold a drinking competition.A week to the competition Umuaga community sent a delegate to Iwollo,to confirm if the competition will still
hold.

When the guy that was the delegate got there
,the people of Iwollo brought 20 litres of thier
strongest Aneke-Achime{palm wine}as kola.

The guy asked ;Can i test it?...the people said ;Go ahead;the guy drank and finished the whole 20 litres and said ;this is okay ,where is the main drink?....the people of Iwollo shouted;come oo ,are u amoung the competitors?...

The guy replied ;NO, I DID NOT QUALIFY.

The iwollo elders fainted... Heheheheheh

i have tears in my eyes vey funny

i love IBB statement about buhari. (so much trust)

breadandbutter:
[b]I watched with sadness how thousands of innocent people died in Nepal from that earth quake and it makes me wonder if God really finds joy in the death of people. The so called God is claimed to be alpha and omega but how come he sits dumbly and lazily and watch people they claim he worked so hard to create die like fowls Many Nigerians are deep into the belief of this dead God that they no longer use their brains when commenting on tragedies because they have all been brainwashed into believing their existence is owed to a fable God sold to them by Isrealites who are far worse in commiting crimes against humanity in terms of war and killing innocent people. A four month old baby survived the earth quake and i was surprised to see some people thanking God for her survival
Thank God for killing over 5thousand people and saving a 4 months old Africans are so mentally lazy that they call an imaginary Dumb God in everything. FuCck the foolish God for watching innocents die while watching. that is if the furker called God even exist. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH GOD FOR HIS WICKEDNESS IF HE TRULY EXIST. nonsense [/b]

you get mind no b small.

2000 assistance. na waooooooooo

I do not agree to any of this reasons why pple get married.
is marriage for joke?
marry a woman so that she can cook for u? without knowing any other thing about her then oneday you will see food and not be able to eat it.

funny story na the court is even charging hm for runung out of court, double wahala.

Marrying a tall man does not determine you find love and peace of mind in your marriage.
Marrying a tall man does not mean u will ave children easily. it is God that give children
Even if children are not foth coming Aki has enough money to go for IVF.
The most important tin in marriage is for you to marry your friend, begin able to communicate with each other, understanding and having peace of mind and not if he is short and long.
look at them not for pitures but they sincerly look happy.

Cutehector:
She should pee on him too..

funny

funny answers

congrats ooooooo
2 much makeup.

If only South Africa can imagin how the world see them right now? A DISGRACE AND SHAMEFUL COUNTRY.
NigerianS and other conutries come to develop your conutry and you treat them badly.
u guys are very very lazy, that people are progressing make u sad, Nigerians are very good in trade any where they visit. go to uk and see nigerians in their numbers doing what they know how to do best,
i wonder if blacks are the only Foreigners is SA.

searching4lovee:
See them birds of a feather trying to justify adultery. If you are not blind you should have read that he aimed for his friend but mistakenly hit the woman. When they say make una go school na dick una go dey fück about. Mumu

he will have still killed his friend and end up in the same situation

Bonapart:
I wonder what's between other women's leg that is not in their wife's...
I rather die than to cheat on my future wife...
She will be my second mother, i can't cheat on my my mother by calling another woman my mother. The same way i can't cheat on my wife by sleeping with another woman

pray for a peaceful home when you are married.
may we not fall into temptation.

UnknownT:
What will they charge the friend against? This one police is trailing him

i wonder too.
the woman call m to chop food abi?
he did not kill the woman
the husband will have all the problem on his head after everything.

We should all pray that God should lead buhari to do his best in this country.
Election is gone we should love our leader and be proud of him and give him all our support.

MuguliciousMUGU:
See house? And he said he has 1 million naira and 150 cows, that devil must be a liar, devil has seen his twin brother since 1914, even lord lugard knows about the union...

This was the main reason why mama peace was crying "there is God ooo" chai.

HOTEL PLS

alchemist:
abeg wia is she located. I don dey find old mama wey i fit yansh

NA WA OOOOOO WHAT PPLE TINK ABOUT

IS LIKE SAYING WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS OLD YOU CAN KISS HER.
I DO IT WITHOUT MONEY.

7kahfe:
I can do such even when money is not being involved. Sometimes what we do for LOVE could be so overwhelming. One man's food is the other man's poison

beautiful

i teach him not to be tribalistic among the team,
i teach him to love his team equally
i teach him to stop having evil plans towards his pple always insulting them that it is only salary they know how to collect.
i will teach him to carry eveybody alone instead of teaching 3 pple the work and looking at the others as if they dont know anything.
i teach him to stop insulting the staff
( if he was paying our slary he will be cuting it, thank God he is not our salary comes regualry)
a leader who can not carry his team along is not a leader. my boss is not a good leader.
he is like by onely 2 or 3 pple and this are the pple in his good books.
i cant wait for the day i will stand on my own.

koligs:
Will make him work as an houseboy..
i will make him get me breakfast and lunch.
I will make him polish my shoes.
I will make him dust my table each day.
I will make him carry my bag to my car.
In short, if possible, I will make him frog-jump.

Fellow nairalanders, u need to see how wicked this man is... thinking of resigning self...

that your boss must be terrible

dwayni:
I know. That was really gay. Both first and second picture

are u okey?

teemanbastos:
and yoruba are 4ny in giving names..
Wunt b surprised if he is named 'abisinumoto' -he was born in a car

VERY FUNNY AND IS VERY POSSIBLE THEY CALL HIM THAT

WONDERFUL