Risingstar2020:
Fvck you silver.. How dare you make Kess the mole

Silver just spoil my mood with this episode, after all the happiness say finally dem don catch Philip, you just spoil things

Silver1996:
GOOD MORNING

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1.Your tommy is bigger than your ass but u are there shouting you will only date a guy with six packs. My sister, you'll remain single until satan repents
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2.Watching TV with a village girl is cool until she throws stone at the snake on the screen�����

3.*Lesbians are very Confused how can u buy Vibrator for 7k Wen Dick Is Free��������‍♀�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀�‍♀*

4.*When some girls be like: "I've Been Dating Him For Six Months And He Never Asked For Sex.Love Is Not About Sex". Madam,gyae rough nu,the truth is your boyfriend doesn't have a room and no money for hotel����������*

5.Once they start putting each other on DP trust me they're no longer using condom.
If u know u know.
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6. Guys that carry condoms in their wallets, what exactly is your purpose in life So as you are walking on the road and hoping to see a girl and you will just climb her. Are you a fowl??����‍♂

7.You have checked 25 girls in 1month and
no one has agreed. Can't you see
womanizing is not your calling.? Why not try
evangelism??�����

8.ME : "what is photosynthesis ?
SLAYQUEEN : "Actually, photosynthesis is a photo app used in editing a photo in a synthetic way"�

9.When you see a group of four girls.. and you want to talk to the pretty ones... first greet and admire the ugly one.. she's the commander in chief..
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10If I offend you and you’re MAD at me and I apologized and you’re still MAD at me then it’s not my fault you are just naturally a MAD person !
Nonesense I don't like what I hate ����

11.Anytime I c Nigeria police doing recruitment, I do remember my first and last attempt, we were told to run 200meters, I tried my best to b d best and took first,only for me to b slapped severally and disqualified dat I was running like a thief and not like a police���
Running will not kuku kill me

12.Nigerians will apologize for insulting you
before they actually insult you
E.g
"I'm sorry but you don't have sense"

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13.You've Been Single Since January And You Found Love In December ���
My Brother The Devil Wants To Play With Your Savings.���
CONCENTRATE���

14.You will take 30minutes to wet a girl,voom! Uguru(harmattan) will just dry her up in one seconds

This life is hard I swear

ObaKlaz:
Taka isn't wicked. Just play nice and don't cross his path, and you'll be fine. One must have done something very bad to him before he strikes. He avenges every wrong done to him with such brutal decisiveness that makes it seem like he's wicked. Dilian is just an egotistic asshole.

kikiwendy:
That part where Dilian slapped Gerald's head really touched me. Poor Gerald you'll continue receiving the slaps for your late mum

Evold:
My type of story. Thanks for the update. Waiting for the action

sly12345:
Carlos is smarter than that

blazebaba:
Am sorry � but it's like this update is taking months now .. And where the f**k is this silver Damm whatever....

izaray:
Bro you don finish dey whole story only you. Within a minute

I respect you oh

Silver1996:
Sorry there is no update yet... I've really been busy..
But just read this one and wait for update...


1. people usually say women are not strong� my bro believe
nobody� do u knw i fought with a calabar girl in my street up till now blood is dropping from my mouth.
2. Dating a Jehovah witness girl is the most economical
relationship Just buy her trekking
shoe and umbrella. You've won her heart
3. Since I was born and now I'm getting old I've never seen a girl bearing Delilah. Bro have you seen it?
4. My sister is preparing stew
with one of her hen that has
slept wit almost all the cocks in
my Area... As 4 me i wont eat that prostitute
5. When you're small, you promise your mum that when I
grow I'm going to buy plane
for you. I'm just reminding you about that now that you have
grown
6. Nollywood will not kill me
oooo. Hw can they open casket
and the corpse is sweating...
Just leave me Am not feeling fine
7. I asked my neighbour for iron,
he said i should use it in his room..
Few days later... He asked for my broom and i told him to use it
in my room. Lwkm issa pay back something.
8. Owerri Boys be like "My name
is Ramanus ikechukwu peter"
But my friends call me R.I.P
fada lawd tak my soul
9. Back then in secondary school, i was d noise maker writer of
my class, so our fine art mistress asked me to write the names of
noise makers. There was this boy i dnt like. And the idiot cough..
Fada lawd have mercy...Behold I wrote his name 100 times
10. If You Kiss a Yoruba Girl ,
I swear! You Must Drink Water...
11. African parents can send
unnecessary messages when they see you doing nothing.
Like: Obinna go and check whether there is air outside
Lwkm
12. Guys with pinks lips on fb, but when you see them in real life,
their lips be like burnt offering Let me run before dey catch me
13. Perfumes are not meant 4
everybody. Some girls when their body odour mix wit Perfume
they start smelling lik four weeks
fufu....... Just free me ee, am nt okay
14. If u see the way some Guys
shake their dick after urinating
eeennn.. No one will tell u dat dey were bell ringers during their
primary school
15. Broke girls be like "baby i
havent eat since morning cus i
ws thinking of u" ogbeni stop lying, u dont have money to eat.
16. Its only in Nigeria u will see 10 boys Teaching one girl how to
swim.
17. I overheard this my Mbaise neighbor singing.. "If u give me ur
love baby I no go joke oo"
Instead of ,I no go choko. Lol
18. BREAKING NEWS!
Lagos state government has banned the importation of
white pants because Igbo girls can not maintain it.
19. How to tell a girl she is
Ugly without making her feel insulted, just say
"BABY YOUR BEAUTY IS
DIFFERENT".
20. Biology Exam Question:​
1. Draw the Female reproductive Organ?
As the exam was going on. a girl looked between her legs And a
boy saw her and shouted ''Sir she's cheating, she's copying from
d Original source....
21. I wanted to go for Jogging dis morning, BUT Proverb 28 vs 1
says, THE WICKED RUNNETH WHEN NO ONE IS PURSUETH, so I
stopped...
22. if your relationship had never made you to borrow money
from MTN.. Bro forget
it you're not in love..
23. Seriously speaking, I think restaurant should have private
room where we can deal Wit bones properly. cos I hate
forming.
24.Wizards are your
boyfriend's
friends that know you are
not the main chick and still calls
you "Our Wife" May something as heavy as Rick Ross sit on their
destinies...
25.Seriously I think Satan
created some girls when God rested on the seventh day,How can
the seventh day, How can you help a girl carry load on your
head to ring road, you want to
collect number only for her to say she has a boyfriend, Do
you wish to be unfortunate
26.Two weeks of dating, she
already wants to see your
parents, my sister, it took me nine months to see my own
parents... Girls be serious and
realistic...
27.When your Bae is so ugly,
but got a big behind and nice
curves, and you wanna introduce her to your friends
and she is sitting down. You
be like "Stand up let them see
you clearly.
28.To all guys deceiving girls
and only want to waste their time and attention. May your wife
not show up on your wedding
day. Guys can I hear a big Amen
29.Girls love guys who smell
good, but not UNILAG girls. Those ones love the
smell of petrol. If you don't have car, my brother, forget it...
30.Having an ugly girl as a
friend is not the problem, the
problem is when she starts calling you twinnie
# Beht_Why
31.Witchcraft is when wind
blows up a skirt of a beautiful lady and the same wind blows dust
in her eyes.
32.At my age I thought I have
seen everything until I saw an
albino prostitute yesterday.
33.Every girl in a relationship
got a back-up man just in case
you mess up. My brother your
mission as her man is to find
who that man is, and kill him...
34. I Need a Lady, Within The Age Of 18-21, Tall, Slim & Beautiful
To Come and Help Me
Wash my clothes.
35. If you have bad character change! Stop looking for who will love you with ur atitude