Silver1996:
Sunday gbadun

I cant stop laffin...
A girl in her sleep was dreaming. She dreamt dat she was engaged,
still in her sleep,she was getin
married to d same lucky man. After d wedding,she became pregnant and was rushed 2 d delivery room and d nurse ask her 2 push. She pushed and delivered a baby but d nurse told her it was still remaining,she pushd and delivered d second baby, and she was told it was still remaining anoda baby. As she was trying to push d third baby out,her room mate shouted juliana
wakeup!...U don sh*t for bed.

I know you are laughing now, show some love by commenting on this post.


Happy sunday my people... Much love

Obiomon:
Fúck this post, y'all just check my signature if you want to make N5000 weekly. Registration is free.



I need cash now, Nairaland ain't paying shii for reading their posts

WHOcarex:
how can you fall for someone you've not seen? If she has seen Sun or met Jacob before Sun vix-a-vix, so how come she didn't know Jacob is Sun?

Teemaan:
An open letter to Silver's girlfriend or fiancee

Dear Lady,

Listen to me carefully (in your own interest oh) with an open mind and God will bless you as you adhere to the following instructions:

1. If you are currently cheating on silver1996, just die now before it's too late for you to die
2. If you have never cheated on him, Congratulate yourself.
3. If you are thinking of cheating on him, that's the work of your village people. They either want you to die young or...(I'm still thinking of the second option).
4. If you know in your mind that you will still cheat on him, kindly read this story over and over again so that you will have an idea of what will happen to your destiny.

To my future wife who might be dating silver1996 now or will still date him, I beg you with the blood of god, don't break his heart oh, both of you should just continue dating till death do u part( I cannot come and go and share in this kind of torment) I will endure and persevere till we meet in heaven then, we'll do our wedding.

Till we meet again.

Yours submissively,
TeeMan


Nice Job Bro.
Waashere

Silver1996:
#Silver

1. I said I love you, I didn't say that I won't cheat on you
Naija girls, should listen carefully Its importanter

2. No meat taste better than the stolen one
Only the thieves here will understand

3. Of all women Eve was the happiest; she had no in-law. Simple.

4. If na yoruba pple invent ATM and you go insert card with left hand, the machine go tell u"Insufficient home training

5. Don't marry a weak woman.....
when yuh criticize her she weeps and goes to her parents..... Marry a strong woman, Who if you beat her, She will beat the hell out of U and the looser will have to prepare dinner.....

6. At times I just dress good, look into the mirror, then go back to my bed and start shedding tears of joy.. because *MONEY GO FIT ME*��


7. Men should also learn to seduce their wives too... Sometimes, try to walk around naked......shake your ass and allow your balls dangle freely... �������


8. Girlfriend dat cannot put me as a wallpaper on her Dad's phone is dat one a girlfriend.... Mtcheee !!

9. Biko if you are attending my wedding soon & your transport is below 20k, pls & pls just send me 10k & stay back. one with God is majority... nor be after spending big money on transport u will put 200 on envelop....

10. The prettiest girl next to me in class just fell asleep, maybe I should fall asleep too.. So I can tell my friends dat I slept with her!

11. We virgins can kiss for 5hours cos we don't know what to do next, my fellow virgins say "hello" let's know ourselves

12. Each time I feel like soaking garri and I remember dat ordinary snake swallowed 36million naira! ☹ I just lose appetite...

13. Chai! Primary school sweet ooh
No stress.
TEACHER: 5÷2
PUPILS: It cannot go!

14. Disclaimer!!! If I dated you while we were in secondary school, please don't call me your Ex because I never get sense that time

15. Girls that wear G-string pants are extraordinary people and need to be celebrated.
I know how discomfort I feel whenever my boxer enter into the middle of my nyash

16. A group of armed girls went to a house where five bachelors live to rob them....after collecting all their valuables and was about leaving one of the guys asked......Abeg Una no dey Rape?..

17. Relationship dis days tire me oo.
A girl got a boyfriend while I was drinking Garri, before I could finish drinking it, they have broke up

18. All the shy guys, if you want sex tell that girl, she wants it too dont come home and be masturbating anyhow so tey your own preek go dey vex for you.. ..Masturbating crew raise your hand..

JUST LAUGH AND WAIT FOR UPDATE JOR

Roadto2019:

Bro,tonight don pass oo. Na morning we dey.

WHOcarex:
Yeah

So silver1996, ever since I figured out that the kidnapper is Jacob, I wanted to ask you something but I had to wait for you to reveal the kidnapper yourself. Before I ask my question let me point out some points.

1. Manny met Jacob at a birthday party, she took his picture, then they started seeing each other probably.

2. In Manny's diary, she wrote that she has started falling for SUN. But at the revealing scene, Manny was shocked that Jacob is Sun.

Now my question is,

1. Was Manny falling for someone she has not seen or met physically?

2. If she has been seeing Sun to the point of falling for him, and then she met Jacob, took a picture and probably went out with him for a couple of time, how come she didn't know she was going out with same guy?

kelvincoke:



nice thing you start here, have done mine also. as suggested, 100 call card can make silver sub valid for additional month. let every other readers that can afford the card do the needful, is just a support to the writer so as to show how much he his appreciated.... and for the 5k nomination, I guess silver is taking lead. I just wish silver can be recognised that's all and for the YouTube link, silver should kindly drop the link... thanks to you all

Silver1996:




Ahh brother thank you oo..... How you take know say my sub don dey finish ..

I really really appreciate this.....

petersononome:



in support bro, let silver drop the number and network

showgoeson:


The truth is she have a boyfriend who she's having problems with because the boyfriend thinks we have something together, though i have explained to him we are just friends, sometimes i think of giving her distance

sly12345:
Wait o, na Manny nipple dey cause all this long talk so?

Teemaan:


Enjoying yourself bawo.....and what was she doing when the guy was enjoying himself? was she suffering herself? This people can make somebody to laugh oh

Risingstar2020:


You will woo a girl, promise her heaven and earth, after chasing her for a long time, she finally agrees, things start going smoothly then you started begging for sex, she refused, you plead again, she finally agrees, you sleep with her, enjoy your self, then clean your mouth and leave, breaking her heart and you think God will not punish you, guys are monsters,quote me anywhere

kelvyncruz:



i dey tell you, one dey my compound, bestie bestie, dem dey use leg dey rub each other for bed

showgoeson:
This No 9 brings me to this question

Is it possible for a boy to befriend a girl, having her as a bestie without one of them having feelings for the other?

please i need answers because am kind of in that situation now, i need to know what am feeling

Teemaan:


E never reach fight joor....lol


It depends on what you call use oh..........hope you are not thinking that "you cooking the food a guy bought with his own money all the while you were together and he later dumped you is use "


in fact, just 1/100 of ladies are usable the other 99 are looking for who to use but I bind and cast them IJN