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Okay. That's nice.

Okay. That's not nice.

Meanwhile, Di Maria when he sees Manchester United

Okay. That's nice.

Teacher: Define voluptuous.

Ozo: Voluptuous can be defined as curvaceous and sexually attractive.

Teacher: Why did you write Nengi

Ozo:

Okay. That's nice. But just imagine. They thought Dorathy was the first runner up of the concluded BBNaija show cos of her gargantuan mammary glands, hence, the reason why them hoes are baring theirs in any given opportunity. Nice try.

Okay. That's nice. She has seen a great rivalry in Dorathy and now she is baring her inexistent chest (juxtaposed with Dorathy's) to save herself from obliterating into the deep and bottomless pit of obscurity. Nice try.

Okay. That's nice. So every other contestants there were just ladders for Laycon to climb into the spotlight. That's cool.

Okay. Nice one. But, swear say no be your coochie pave way for you

Confusion and hypocrisy is when you watch pornography, adult rated movies, football, and whatnot for entertainment and yet can't decipher the essence of BBNaija.

I once dated a lady in her late 20s and I must say it was an unsavory experience. Every now and then she won't hesitate to remind me of the essence of doing the nuptials.

She was so obsessed with getting married that the very first question she asked about me when I was hitting on her was when I intend settling down. Underwhelming and overwhelming, my relationship with her was

Now he has gotten a headstart to make adequate preparations of his bedmatics with Vee.

Warri no dey carry last indeed.

Adalapinky, Roman Goddess (if she's still in existence), Cossy Orjiakor, and their likes should get ready to have a good run of their money from Dorathy. This lass is so putting them out of business soon.

Even inanimate objects will want to tap relevance from Laycon.

By the way, save your vainglorious prayer for it's written in the stars that Laycon will leave the Big Brother house with the coveted prize.

Rather, pray to Ifa for RELEVANCE.

If Manchester City's inconsistency goes on this way, I see Liverpool retaining the title with ease.

Leicester City 100% record start to the season intact. Guardiola given a wake-up call about his team's inconsistency, which is stubbornly still in existence. Same problem that dented their EPL ambition last campaign. He might dash back into the transfer market to add some steel to his team.

Given the how the Citizens started the game with a high tempo one would think Leicester will grow tired picking the ball out of the net. Well, reverse was the case. A gorefest it was at Etihad.

Holy cow! Leicester seems like they have come to the Etihad 4-1 reason; to humiliate the citizens.

Manchester City 1-3 Leicester City?

What's going on hia?!!!!

Manchester United fans sitting close to Chelsea fans at viewing centers now

Lampard right now

The other day, against Liverpool, there was a cacophony of cheers from Chelsea fans when the camera panned towards Thiago as he sat in the stands.

The cacophony was based on that he is the final piece of the backline's jigsaw. Alas, 4 minutes into today's game -- with the supposed clog to the defense leakage starting -- they had already shipped in a goal. The second was his doing. More could be on the way.

With the amount Chelsea spent in the transfer market amid the crunch economy you would think they will be blowing their opponents away.

And this money supposedly came from the low budget/Asaba movies he features in.

Hmmm

Nice one. I bet this family have unknowingly caused rancour in some families.

Someone should please remind Fabinho to empty his back pocket before sitting down.

Uti sef know say Ozo overdo am but he no go talk am based on say him sef wan follow others tap relevance from the matter.

Thoughts and prayers are with the families of the deceaseds.

Meanwhile, someone should tell Fabinho to empty his back pocket before sitting down.

Whomsoever that dubbed her African Kim Kardashian needs to tender to Yao an unreserved apology letter. She is a blend of Victoria Cakes and Cherokee D'Ass version 10.0.

No matter how stylish she appears to be she will always remain a dowdy.

That is cool