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I was one of the happiest persons when commercial motorcyclists aka okada were banned in Enugu. Their always in a hurry attitude and recklessness caused many their lives and wreaked havoc on cars and beyond.

This joy was in place regardless that the few sane ones were put out of their source of livelihood but life preservation should take upmost priority.

How do you tell a family that their breadwinner has passed on unexpectedly on a day that oughts to be joyous? May God console the family of the deceased and grant his soul a place of eternal rest. May we not hear news of auto accidents henceforth, AMEN!

Hmm

The idiot above debasing her for her Igbotic looks is not only airheaded but a fecal matter among humans.

What innate look should she wear if not her cultural ID? Some people can't contain their low self-esteem from reeking.

Make sure you acquire sense before the year runs out.

Nice one. Babe wey stew like Christmas stew.

Mr Okojie you are a lucky man. Wahala for who no marry woman wey dey voluptuous. Look at her mammary glands; as full and nutritious looking as that of a maternal cow. Is it the borderlines? One can easily do a play slide on them. Mercy is a quintessential of thick.

Okojie ihe iji na aka amaka.

Mourinho is a personification of pipedream. What was he hooked on to think he would emerge victorious with 23% of possession at Anfield?

VAR is simply a witch-hunting device

To whom it may concern

Barcelona's problem is attitudinal. The players are really against Koeman

Leipzig are really firing on all cylinders here. Choi!

Leipzig be like:

Leipzig being Leipzig already

Arnold marks his return with an assist. Just typical Arnold.

Liverpool running riot at the return of their fans. Just wonderful!

I tire when women are praised for engaging menial jobs as against prostituting to make ends meet.

When will men, especially handsome men engaging menial jobs to bring home the bacon be praised similarly?

Arnold is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what Arsenal's legend is thinking

Mourinho no longer packs the bus, he has set up an auto-making factory with Tottenham

The soccermance between Kane and Son is study worthy

If Kane weren't a footballer he would have easily come off as a fine PA in any firm. He has been of incredible assistance to Son.

Monkey dey work baboon dey chop. Life of a scammer.

I laugh at those who thinks this business minded fellow is gay. Hahahahaha

Now I understand Neymar's annoyance at the sideline against Manchester United two seasons ago at Old Trafford. He knew how mediocre the backline were and how he could have swept the turf with them but the fielded players weren't doing just that. Today he lived out what he longed it should have been.

Meanwhile, United's team is like

Just as Banky W in his Ebute Metta song would sing:

U can cross rivers in Calabar
U can so rock out in Abuja
Riding Okadas in Benin
Doesn't matter we gonn make it out to the end
Whether your up north in Kaduna
Or getting your hustle on in Anambra
Riding through traffic in Lagos

U can be from Ebute metta, metta, metta, Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey
From Ebute metta, metta, metta Ey Ey Ey

The target for the fracture was the neck but the baba wey dey prepare him medicine strong.

If it were in Nigeria the opposition party would have released a spiel babbling about how It's nemesis that's the contributory factor of the injury.

To be frank if I'm a human resources manager of any firm I'll consider hiring a man like this. He has proven to be a prudent minister unlike one Lawal who found himself enmeshed in a N500m grass-cutting scandal.

This country na better cruise

Wow! Congratulations man. One of the desires of every right thinking person.

The circle of people you keep around you in the long run matters in how things pan out for you in life.

If you surround yourself with rich people you will most likely become rich. If you surround yourself with oloshos you will most likely become an olosho too.

It's a good thing Toke is rubbing off nicely on her chef. If you know you know.

MTN network reception has been so bad or recent that their 3G service isn't reliable anymore. These days I browse using 4G service lest annoyance will wound me.

Let this not be a witch-hunting to these health facilities, spearheaded by the Lagos State Government through HEFAMAA, for failure to comply with divulging the confidential details of the treated victims Lekki shooting Let it just not be what I am thinking.

Wahala for who get high blood pressure dey watch super eagles game

Priapus69:
Which ever candidate wins the popular votes at the state level gets the college votes, so if you as an individual vote for a candidate who loses the popular vote, does your vote really count?

You are still saying exactly my point

A reminder to uxorious and henpecked Ike of what he is really missing. Kai!

Priapus69:
I'm not talking about the electors at the colleges, I'm talking about the masses.

I am talking about the masses too. Popular votes indirectly influences electoral votes. Like I have said, electors normally support a candidate who the state they are representing backs.

Priapus69:
In the US, depending in which state you are, thanks to electoral colleges your votes don't really count.

It does actually count. The electors normally back a candidate who the state they are representing supports.