₦airaland Forum

ogianyo:
Your issue is largely psychological. Your brain has learnt to send messages to allow blood flow to your genitals only when you conjure up erotic imagery that you use for masturbation. You need to retrain the brain to respond to a woman.
It takes time to rewire your brain and you need to explain it to whoever's you are going to be dating. Just so she can be patient.
This is one of the commonest disadvantages of prolonged and uncontrolled masturbation. It is reversible but you need to stop masturbation now and clear your head of all the imagery built up over time so you can begin the healing process. It doesn't require drugs pls.

The best comment so far. There is nothing wrong with OPs dick, the problem is that his prolonged masturbation has conditioned his brain to only react to porn images for erection. let him cut down on masturbaion amd look for a woman that will understand his problem. Love the woman put in more work into pre-intimacy, with time his body and brain will start conditioning to having erection when he is with a woman. This is not spiritual at all, it is purely psychological.

shey Yorubas are their friends abi slave?

tinubu should accomodate them.

That statistics is because of the North. if they took good care of their Children we have a situation where we will be rated this way.

I don't even know who to blame, whether Islam or Northern Nigeria Tradition?

Who gives birth to a child and send him away by 5 years of age into the cold? It is even funny because the few enlightened ones with western education don't treat their children this way. Their children are sent abroad to study while they encourage the poor to send theirs to the street.

I wonder why we are in the same country with these set of people.

Someone7:
Regardless of political or ethnic differences, we should all be so concerned how Nigeria treats children generally.
No country treats its children with such contempt and progresses. Look at our public schools, look at hospitals, look at our maternal and newborn/child mortality rates. Look how children are moved about in trucks like animals. Look at the lack of basic amenities to support child development.
Does Nigeria look like a country that is serious about its future? It's no wonder UNICEF say Nigeria is the 7th worst country in the world for child development. To put this in perspective, Afghanistan, Sierra Leone, and South Sudan rank better than Nigeria. So sad!

Who gave birth to them?

jidamsel43:
Please, Why do these people bent on sabotaging the fight against convid-19 in Nigeria.


There should be a political revolution in Nigeria.
Yoruba should stand alone.

How are you sure say you wey no dey take Bournvita go reach 72?

Mtcheew!!!

Ihatefeminist:
nah the Bournvita wey she dey promote kill her.
If only people knew how dangerous these products are

Mark my word, even this one will be re-looted and mis-used despite the warning. This idiot is talking as if Buhari government never re-looted Abacha's loot since 2015.

Forget Nigeria, it's irredeemable.

Don't get Mad, locate their parents and hand them over.

shey no be person born Almajiri?

fulaniHERDSman:

Why cause grief for this innocent minors Did they bring themselves into this world Why make it seem they are the originators of COVID19 Why are they treated without concideration of any atom of human rights.

MY LAWYERS WILL BE GETTING THE BRIEF TO PROCEED ON THE STOPPAGE OF THIS HUMAN RIGHT ABUSES OF THIS INNOCENT HELPLESS CHILDREN BY GOVERNMENTS.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

Don't worry the lockdown will soon be over and you will be relieved.

How dem wan take sing for Church with Nose mask on? I am asking for a confused neighbor.

I think people are quoting him out of context just to derogate him. He didn't mention any product per say, he is thinking out loud as lay man would ask if those methods are applicable. It is left for the medical people in the briefing to let him and everyone know that scientifically, such may not be possible.

He is showing concern for his people and want an end to the pandemic.

At least Trump talks and briefs his people everyday on a televised medium, we have one president here that can't even pronounce the name of the Virus let alone suggest something. He only comes out once every two weeks to prove that is alive in a quack-toned boring broadcast.

make una leave Trump alone.

I am a Christian, paying tithe out of the N20k stimulus is not necessary.

God is more interested in our salvation than wealth.

Tithing is not compulsory.

Argue with your keyboard.

meanwhile, why are the churches not helping their dedicated members at this time when most of them are broke?

Any Christian law manipulated to collect from the sheep without commiserate willingness to help the sheep when things are rough for them is evil. For your information I attend RCCG. How many of their members and pastors have they help this Lockdown period?

Don't tell me you donated stuffs to Lagos state to fight COVID-19 when your members and Pastors are dying of hunger.

I rest my case.

Imagine some men going to Ashawo joint to do 'on credit' Wonders they say, will neva end.

PROLONGED LOCKDOWN EFFECT. TRUMP PLEASE HELP HIM WITH $1,200 TO FEED

xendra:
and the victim is standing there with her instead of being cared/or in a hospital ah!!

I need to leave this country

But you read of the attacker's husband talking about hospital bill. Do people get hospital bill from Police station?

Read it slowly again and again before you comment.

An Idiot you are.

Who told you they were killed by fellow Ibos?

This is the signature of Fulani Herdsmen/Boko Haram.

While other African Leaders are fighting to defeat them, Buhari is paying them to kill more Nigerians.

Umahi has always been a stooge of APC and Buhari, He won't say anything just because he don't want to offend his Fulani masters in Abuja.

God will reward all those who are behind this killings and those who kept mute and refuse to speak up all because of Polictics.

RichDad1:
Is this how Biafra going to be peaceful? When brothers are killing each other?
Where’s the love people ??

Buhari is already masked now! That one no be him real face o!

The original Buhar died in 2016.

Quote me and get Corona instantly.

You need deliverance!

Rgade:

I'd always wanted to sleep with a married woman.
A newlywed of course.
More mature and powerful.
I have a fetish for strong powerful women that will give me orders and tell me what to do
I'm tired of these annoying shallow girls

For your mind you don mock God abi?

May you receive sense and May God not allow your Cigarette and Alcohol kpai you.

Zoharariel:


Psalm 91

1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Yes, we are all abiding under the shadows of our roofs worldwide.

2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

Our only fortress is the general lockdown Nationwide.

3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we are seeing how Yahweh and his Angels are delivering his followers into the jaws of Covid-19 worldwide.

4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

How come he failed to cover this slowpoke with his fluffy feathers against Covid-19?

5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Look outta your window goddamnit and tell me what you see? FEAR!

6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Amigo, the threat of pestilence is making even G.Os & Bishops pee their panties all over Nigeria.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Gringo, in case you don't know; 20,465 have fallen in Rome (The HQ of Yahweh's Church) and another 23,649 fell in Amerika.

8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

All our Politicians are Wicked but they've been balling since like forever. Look at Buhari, Wike, Rochas, FFK, Obasanjo, Jonathan, Amaechi, Saraki & Tinubu for example? What tha fvck is your point?

9 Because thou hast made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Shut up! My daily refuge are 4sticks of cigarette, 2 bottles of Trophy or Heineken & reading sexcapades in the Ashewo Beer Parlour Thread on Nairaland.

10 There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

The evil of COVID-19 is befalling people all over Naija and we can all see it on T.V.

11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

Walai, even Yahweh's angels will all test positive to COVID-19 if they dare to show.

12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how corpses were bore by military trucks & buried in mass graves in Italy & Spain.

13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

If dem born G.Os like Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakkhilome & TB Joshua well, let any one of them visit the isolation centers or IDH across the Nation to heal the patients.

14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Yes, just the same way he delivered Lear Sharibu from the snare/nest of Boko Haram.

15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Yes, the way he has been answering all prayers in Nigeria, yet our condition & economy keep deteriorating.

16 With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

My friend, go to Rome in Italy - and give them long life. Nonsense!

Bro don't mind these APC e-diots on this platform.

These same people endorses Tifnubu a known Godfather that has stolen Lagos dry since 1999.

These same foolish APC supporters want us to ignore Buhari's failure and keep blaming PDP.

if after 5 years, Buhari has stolen N13B meant for Aso Rock clinic, how are we sure he won't steal much more if APC is left to rule for 16 years.

Foolish leaders are brought to power by foolish people---Imam of Peace

Emotionss:
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I thought pdp was removed because Apc promised to do better ?

And your saint APC toed the same line by looting N13B for another 5 years.

Bro get sense.

All these politicians are the same.

APC is even worse, theirs is Terrorism and Corruption combined.

ddippset:
APC?

Why only APC? What about PDP?


See the problem?

Politics with everything.

Was Aso Rock Clinic built in 2015?


PDP were budgeting monies annually for the same clinic for 16 years.

Sentiments aside, there are questions to be answered.

1. Of all the donations and the money earmarked by Lagos state, has the social stimulus gotten to Lagosians who needs it one week after?
2. the few that got it, are the food stuff worth what a one year old can feed on for two days?
3. Are there reports of APC members sharing to their cronies only?
4. SERAP and other agencies are calling for account on spending, is there anything wrong with calling a Government to order?
5. Where are the food markets promised by Sanwo-Olu in Schools, Have any school in your area been converted for subsidized food retailing?
6. Lagos may have been doing well in managing reported cases of the COVID-19 but can we say those not affected yet in lockdown at their homes are happy?

Think about these points above before attacking PDP and Ibos.

Lagos PDP is not made up of Ibos, some yoruba people on this platform should be well informed.

LandMann:
Has anyone ever encountered a situation where you can't access YouTube or Facebook on Airtel network?

I have enough data but somehow, the aforementioned sites don't work for me once it's around 4pm.

If you encountered such please share how you resolved it.


P.S
I suspect this free data that they gave due to Corona lock down. I usually get notifications that I have exhausted my allocation for the day then the sites stop working even when my subscription is still running and I have enough data.

Thanks all

Airtel Network has been horribly slow and not working for data since last week. The funny thing is that they seem unperturbed about it even after calling their attention to it. I am looking for another network for data ASAP.

I can bet my left balls that Buhari is not happy with this news.

By now he won't be having a cordial relationship with the Chadian president.

Niger Republic and Nigeria presidents are Terrorists and both are Fulanis.

Fulanis are terrorists!!!.

APC is a terrorist party.

Buhari won't like this.

An attack against Boko Haram is attack against the Fulanis.

Officialgarri:
Monumental failure

If not that wailers suffer dementia, no one will object if we suggest Jonathan be whipped daily. Obasanjo and Jonathan's deeds is still what we suffer till date.

Stupid People elects Stupid Presidents-Imam of Peace.

I guess this quote refers to you.

If after 5 years you are suffering what Jonathan caused, that means Buhari is not making impact in Government. We all know your assertion is a lie.

Pre- May 2015:

1. Fuel--N87
2. Rice--N8,000 per bag
3. Dollar--N190 per $
4. Economy--Stronger
5. Freedom of Speech---Respected
6. Bombardment of Terrorists, but today the lifeless is rehabilitating terrorists that killed 47 of his soldiers last week.

Some women and slap self na 5 & 6. Hand go just dey scratch them anyhow.

If na she dem slap now feminist go dey shout woman battery.

BUHARI IS THE SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM. Look no further blame no other.

earthgirl:
What's the meaning of Odumeje?

something like...God guides me!

ola6:
Why should we compensate foreigners (Malians, chadians and Nigeriens) operating an illegal means of transportation?

What is wrong with Nigerians nitori olorun

who told you all Bike and keke riders are foreigners?

90% of them are Nigerians. Don't cut your nose to spite your face.

CoronaVirus is in Nigeria already. A case of a guy that returned from China was reported in Lekki yesterday.

Watch your back!

When Sowore called for revolution and protests against this murderous FG led by Buhari, Foolish Nigerians especially his yoruba people called him names and even supported the FG in incarcerating him. It is obvious a high powered protest is needed to remove this murderous government, but who will bell the cat?

Nigerians are divided along religious and ethnic lines.

Sad!!!!