₦airaland Forum

Jossy4luv1:
Let me use this medium to intimate you that University of Ibadan ONLY REQUIRES YOU TO HAVE CREDIT PASSES IN YOUR O'LEVEL AS YOUR JAMB SCORE AND POST UME SCORE WILL DETERNMINE YOUR FATE..You all need to have credits in your o'level but you really need to work hard so as to have a high jamb score..Thanks

Pls when will ui release the second batch of the admission i mean those who changed their course pls.

Sahara Reporter reporting lies since 1989.... If you believe this is another media propaganda sponsor by Tinubu hit like. Sahara Reporters ko Sahara desert ni.

yemaldo:
No problem, sack Umar and we'll get you another no nonsense cct chairman, saraki can never escape this

Another no nonsense CCT chairman will be install by the Senate which Saraki will preside over it. I laugh at you do you think implicating Saraki will go just with him alone, if he goes down a lot of people are going down with him.

chukwudi44:
Everyone knows the useless CCT chair is corrupt !! Thank God the long arm of the law has finally caught up with him

Are you serious is this news real then why is the man so harsh on Saraki when he himself is corrupt.

This is MADNESS I dnt knw when the Federal Government owned institution started all dx the v c should be held responsible. He should be query. Bless this man that wrote it on the facebook page he should continue to petition them till it reaches the ears of those hu will call the v c and the management to order.

Keegan:
You dey mind the fool? She's going to write exams to better her future and she expected fools to lock their shops to demonstrate.

Na so ooo my broda

Mr. Bologi, a nupe teacher hu takes us technical drawing

mandhi:
No make me pee for my pants.






GOD Bless Nigeria and everyplace else.

To be sincere what de are fighting for is wrong, If de can be a little bit wise like okorocha nd ameachi dat understand dat Igbos can rule dis nation by detesting other ethnic groups it will b better for them. But my friend i av a friend in university of ibadan who is an Igbo but hate dis agitation. Koz he believed biafra was an ojukwu scam, and he do say dat ojukwu started the war and left them behind to starve nd die in mystery. He hate that word "OJUKWU". GOD Bless one Nigeria

chosen04:
. Pls assist in updating the thread. I may have to rush to school. I have exams by 11am and will join later. Thanks

So you want to go and write exam but your freedom is more paramount dan anytin I will advice you to forfeit your exam for Biafra ooo.

mandhi:
I no fit shout, laugh or giggle. This quite funny, a fruitless effort.




GOD Bless Nigeria and everyplace else.

BREAKING NEWS:
Nnamdi Kanu has been released,
Biafrans has granted FREEDOM through referendum...




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Pls where are the soldiers retreating

Rilwayne001:
Background: Some think that in Islam and The Quran
the substance alcohol is forbidden completely in all
forms, no matter the application or form.


Intoxicants are to be avoided according to The Quran:
O you who believe, intoxicants, and gambling, and
sacraments, and games of chance are foul tools used by
the devil. You shall avoid him so that you may be
successful. [5:90]

For example, the substance alcohol does have useful
properties (e.g. it is used in medicine, food production)
and can be used for these purposes:
They ask you about intoxicants and gambling. Say: In
both of them there is a great harm and some profit/
benefits for men, but their harm is greater than their
profit/benefits... [2:219]

From the fruits of the palm trees and the grapes you
make wine as well as a good provision. In that is a sign
for a people who reason. [16:67]

Thus, the substance alcohol is not banned, but it is
intoxication that is to be avoided. Interestingly, the
above verse provides a powerful message to reflect on,
i.e. we can use something in a positive way or in a
negative way, which one will we choose?

Pls I dnt want us to argue and fight over dis issues but I think your post is some how not correct. It might encouraged some hu av interest in liquor to misinterprete you and use against the injuctions. Pls try understand. Salam alaykum.

speedyGonzales:
I want war, I wanna see trailers filed with corpses of people dumbed into the river! that will be pretty cool, I will take pictures and put on the internet!

Syria is not dat far, am sure Lalasticlala can afford the transport fare. Mumu na you nd your family together with your generation go see war, in d war you shall live and die...

Igbo women are very virtuous nd responsible save this OBJ's olosho, what are problem with the Senate, are those people following Saraki dumb no they are adult for God sake, pls were is it writen in our constitution that a Senator can not accompany a co Senator to court. This woman is shameless is she the only former minister

saintopus:
This is an exhilarating news. Next group of people that suppose to follow suit are the various online journalists e.g Sahara Reporters, Premium Times, Punch, etc. They must go under serious libel suit for them to learn a lesson on defamatory of people character.

Especially dat sahara reporter, I won make one big name just sue dem and make dem pay three times MTN fines. Mumu reporters

Khd95:
Even if na s/sudan

And Somalia.

Chidinma has lie ooo, I swear she don skip were we wan hia am very sure dat lecturers had a couple of rounds with her dat day. Dere is God ooo.

Propaganda at work. #SAHARA REPORTER. Tinubu lieing agents

IGBOS! IGBOS!! IGBOS!!! wake up how many of his children died during biafra war, kanu nnamdi entire family are at the UK. Pls I love you but your stewpid people you tend to follow hate you so much. If we dnt knw d meaning of coward i think we do watch korean films a Gen will never abandon his people till he meet with his demise but Ojukwu left you people in starvation and hardship he has cause upon you nd flee with his family to ivory coast. I am so disappointed in some Igbos.

OnankpaBa:
But seriously, He's right. When PDP are in Power, how many position do they give out to the opposition?

Dis is not about opposition but about Nigerians. For God sake dis people should start working. Are de voted there for there personal reasons or party reasons No they were for Nigerians. I dnt fvcking care abt d party but abt the progress of our dear country

We know thier Type while de were YOUNG the parents do beat them like but just bkoz they are little bit rich nd influence they turn demselves to b mumu. We are AFRICANS nd we value discipline. "SPEAR THE ROD AND SPOIL THE CHILD"

PDP was wrong APC is right. APC is wrong PDP was right. In four years time we will know hu is right nd hu is wrong. #Gbam

How does dat pays the civil servant his dad owes salaries. Free me jor

Na GLO money de speak ooo

Unilorin female student at work.

48noble:
When broke guys and uninvited guests attend an exclusive party...did the girls complain to you.?

I wonder ooo

In the name of Jesus every thing you typed here today shall be answered. Since MONEY is not included guyz wey una go marry go get every thing you request for except for MONEY. MUMU GIRLS... huna go de form one humble girl here abi.

U go just see sum ppl wit pot belly, u knw go knw say na wildlife animals don turn dia belle to zoo. Ijekuje no go kill nigerr youth

For el-rufai mind him go wan be the president be dat. I laugh in asnte even dou kaduna state no go vote for him.