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JABB:
From the picture below, will you hire this guy?

There are many hackers in town, why are you special?
His reason is very much like - 'I infected her with HIV so I can marry her'.

FTreloaded:
i hope they pull out of UN and ECOWAS too.

we need a full islamic state so we can practice the sharia law to the glory of allaaauwabaaa.

insha allahu, amen!

Madman sported! Crazy man alert.

Snakes and snake news are rampant these days. I have questions.

1. Why are snakes especially pythons so plentiful now? is it that the food chain has altered such that snakes are favored?

2. Eating snakes is forbidden by all religions, Islam and Christianity included. Who are the people eating and advertising the eating of snakes? Pagans and animists? Don't tell me that 80 percent of nairalandbt are pagans.

Homeboiy:
Bus driver better pass

Like Akoto driver of Ekiti State.

And by Grace of Abacha, the only billionaire widow in the whole universe.

Akoto driver Afonjee for you.

Fine wife and white dog. His only achievements as two times governor of Edo state.

rozayx5:

mehn

passing through IMO state on my way to Uyo at anytime is always stressful

bad roads everywhere
wonder if they have a Governor

Imo is blessed with a mis-governor from the north.

gabbywatch77:
yes Okorocha is working

Yes. Working iniquity.

GeneralOjukwu:
RIP.... Probably died with "snow" up her nostrils

Putin...B****a would declare war on Russia

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BSS is far greater than KGB/FSB...nna mehnn!



Mind yourself. BSS is coming for you...that's rude

IPOB IS GOD SPONSORED. Watch out.

IkpuMmiri:
All Hail The President Of Biafra!

Yes and proudly so. Two more Biafrans like him and presto! He is tamer of all zoo animals.

madridguy:
Na their way
They can fine like mammy water
They no dey lazy
Working hard na inbuilt
Their ladies no dey sit down cross legs forming slay queens.
Igbo Amaka

O yes! I concur. Umu Chineke.

Bread and palmwine. Try it for instant energy. Never tried it though since I don't drink but my workmens never do without it, and they go 8am to 5pm non stop.

Sabrina18:
Unillorn cos they don't go on strike.

River State University RSU too does not go on strike but cultism has world headquarters there.

Laugh wan kill me here o o o! IPOB technically defeated like was done to BH ten years ago. Chei I go die o o .

activistjohnny:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/09/nnpc-begins-prospecting-hydrocarbon-sokoto-basin/

But oil will soon become useless, why prospecting for more?

shortgun:
.....and they are yet to discover where Fulani herdsmen get their funds and arms from.

Yemen. Pakistan. Afghanistan. Iran. Iraq.

RomeSankara:
I laugh when they call relic alpha jet assets ...Alpha jet with curse the day Nigerian airforce bought them ooo

Crash, crash, CRASH! In Jesus name Amen.

ThisTrend:
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President Buhari this afternoon arrived for the opening ceremony and General Debate at the 72nd session of the United Nation General Assembly in New York on September 19th 2017. He is expected to speak at the ceremony. See more photos below;
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Source: http://www.wobegist.com/2017/09/photos-of-president-buhari-at-opening.html?m=1

See him nose like survey beacon. Shmmmm.

farano:
Women From 27 LGAs Of Imo, Present 27cakes To Gov Rochas Ahead Of His Birthday

Gov. Rochas Okorocha will turn 55 in four days time -September 22 - but the birthday cakes are flying in already. The governor took to Twitter to announce the baptism of cake from women in all the 27 Local Government Areas of the state. .
"It's not my birthday yet, but the sound of celebration and drum rolls begin, a show of love as women from 27 LGA with 27 cakes visit me today" the Governor tweeted, alongside pictures of cakes and the women

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZNlLHBB9g4/

Twenty seven cakes at ten thousand naira each is 270t which amounts to chicken change that can be provided by one Lga chairman on behalf of 26 dissenting chairmen. The women are rented from neighboring states. We know Imo politics. I am even surprised the cakes were not said to be from Owere Nchi Ise women association.

beamtopola:
obo this one plenty pass the Yoruba's community o

Our Yoruba brothers surprised me a lot by that show of shame. What their leaders say at home varies a lot. Can they be that unreliable as Hausa and igbos generally hold them to be?

Quiz: Assuming that all the women are pregnant with twins, how many people would you have on that poor bike?

Disneylady:
RIP to him



Meanwhile, I dedicate this FTC to those bastards that are killing themselves in Lagos Island. Satan will give u more strength to exterminate unaself finish ooooooo....awon OMO jatijati

Ah! My sister why call on your master and husband to give them more powers for destruction?

hucienda:
Philosophical write-up.

Reuben Abati nailed it as usual.

You order the army to a peaceful area and declare a code name operation - in a democratic setting - and expect the people to sit back and mope? Except it's a banana republic. You don't bully an ideology - let alone a 50-year old one - into submission with brute force, when the causes driving such ideology are still evident. Not possible. You can only win such with superior argument.

All men and women of goodwill will rise up and speak out against tyranny regardless whose ox is gored.
They will stand up for righteousness, justice and truth.

Let's keep a watch on situations. The same python that is killed, displayed, turned into pepper soup, and consumed with beer daily in this forum? No matter the dance steps be it skelewu, or azonto, this will not be different. Let's watch.

Divay22:
Guy how far na
I just say make i aline you matters, way he concern my heart...
I think I like you
If you agree, I'll be happy
But if you no gree, All na balance diet ..

If a girl can take a bold step to ask you out and you mistakenly turn her down, No one can love you as much as she does.

By this you can toast college / University boys, not men - I am talking of men on six digits and above per month. They want to see responsibility and honesty in your moves. The bed aspects come later because it involves their respect too. NO ONE CAN RESIST HONEST LOVE MANEUVER.

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

Five thousand likes! Not even the Pope can resist this Frank and gentle overture!

Four yearly affair. Did they share the same spoon? Why not share the same bed and possibly women? Reliable information has it that after the meal, the honorable senator left straight for airport enroute USA for medical check up and treatment against possible infections as a result of eating with non senatorial commoners.

He never smiles. What kinda cigarette teeth does he think he has? Happy married life all the same.

This is an artist's impression of beautiful lady. ok.

missbeckykisses:
Really thank God for saving us last night, around 2am when I was sewing a dress for my client at home I was hearing some weird noise from outside, and because we live on the outskirts of umuahia it's always quiet and people don't usually go out after 7pm so by around 2am you should expect everyone to be asleep except something really bad happens that might affect everyone ..

That night felt different but I was still able to complete my sewing despite the weird animal noise because we are only used to hearing noise from dogs barking or owls and some night birds that thrive around that area, but not that sort of noise because it sounded like something that is not even from earth, trust me I've heard weird noises but this one is a big exception, I was surprised when I woke up in the morning and I found this dead bat hanging dead on our electric pole...

I still have a very strong feeling that this bat was sent, because where I am from people do bad things to their own relations which our family is not an exception, what are your thoughts on this.. Images below

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Where are you from, and when last did you go to church? It seems you have serious MECHANICAL problems in your village.

His height truly measures his maturity level. How unfortunate for the good people of kaduna to have such little devil at helm of affairs.

MhizzAJ:
And so
If it's not romance section nko?
Your body too day pepper u

What he meant to say but did not is that the boy is married to Amina and three others. No offense meant.