This reminds me of a madman who told his psychiatrist about the 500 page book he wrote.

Pychiatrist- what did house write on first page?

Madman - On page one I wrote that the the king mounted his horse and headed towards the forest.

Psychiatrist - What else did you write?

Madman- On pages 2 - 500, I wrote tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig tigdig . . .

Psychiatrist - What does that mean?

Madman- It is the sound of the the galloping of the King's horse along the road.

Psychiatrist - Who will read that rubbish?

Madman- I will put it in Nairaland and Facebook. My friends will read it. Some of them are reading it now.

I SAY - MR. PRESIDENT GO AHEAD AND WRITE A BOOK. JUST PUT IT IN NAIRALAND AND FACE BOOK. FRIENDS OF THE MAD WILL READ IT.

hisexcellency34:
I thought it was named after Senator Eyinnaya Abaribe Harcourt

Na Harcourt Aduke

Noise making Igbophobic man. Igbo gadi ruo echi.

The new girl is a gold digger. She is exposed and has laid out her conditions,what else is in doubt?
Unmarriageable girl seeking to marry a helpless dement from a RICH FAMILY. Poisonous!

haladadon:
downs syndrome guy needs love too.

no slay queen will marry the downs syndrome guy.

note: a down syndrome guy can look older than his age.

If there was any atom of love between the couple, the separation would not have been possible.
The existent love was between the man and his family which does not necessarily affect the bride. So?
It was purely a case of exploitation of a vulnerable person and her family which had to be stopped.

Cameron near pass Sudan. Plus Macosa Lagumba. Nah dat one sure pass.

Afamed:
Gbam, on leferendum we stand in Biafra. No erection in Igbo lands. Our director has spoken. I will personally be on alert by Feb 16 in my unit , Unit 009, ward 05, Umudioka, Nnewi to see any traitor that will go against our director. Feb 16 is Ofe Nsala day.

Tiri gboza for you!
Here in Abia State that day is nmai ngwo day.
Palm wine and ofe achara all the way.
Traitor will former part of the menu in the evening.
Make i go answer Nnamdi Kalu phone call first. I dey come.

StupidInyamiri:
On this Saturday in 2 weeks time (16th, instant) WE SHALL ELECT PMB/PYO for another 4 years. From now on, watch your health please, no heroics with exercise, take your multivitamins & eat right. Come rain, come sunshine, 16th isagoal

ANOTHER DREAMSTER! Good luck in your reverie.

Helicopter crash is preferable to the imminent NATIONAL CRASH in which direction the APC is directing us. In the later there will be no survivors!
No one survives a national crash.
Thank God it was bloodless.

Imortal001:
The combo of Atiku and obiliar will be a disaster to nigerian, so we are using our head so as not to fall on pdp trap. Obiliar u inherit $170m from ur parent after or before u put in $30m of anambra state money in that business? i dont believe this ur cock and bull story.
after watching the candidate, nigeria has decide to stick with PMB..

The whole thing boils down to choosing right between an slowpoke and a thief.
I will go with neither but if forced I will go with the thief. When he has stolen the country dry he might decide to steal from outside to keep the country going.
A dullard will be moping or sleeping while others steal from under his nose.

NaijaCelebrity:
Nollywood Actor, Zubby Micheal shows off the cow he received for his birthday today.

Nollywood Actor, Zubby Micheal is today celebrating his birthday and the actor took to his page to show off the cow...


Source: https://nollyzone.com/see-the-cow-nollywood-actor-zubby-micheal-receive-for-his-birthday/

Gentle juvenile cow. Poor you!

QuotaSystem:
A video has been making the rounds of a disgruntled legal practitioner who has been identified as Okere Kingdom Nnamdi, protesting outside the Federal High Court in Abuja, in which he claims the new CJN is unqualified for the position because "he was never called to bar and is a Sharia court Judge". Upon research from information freely available on the public domain, these claims were however found to be patently false.

His words: "There are so many lacunas in the 1999 Constitution,” he said. “That same constitution will tell you that an Islamic scholar from a Sharia Court of Appeal can be promoted to the Supreme Court of Nigeria, not minding that he was not called to the Nigerian Bar, that he didn’t read law, because he is an Islamic Scholar.”

“That was how the likes of Tanko Muhammad came to the Supreme Court. Let him tell us his enrolment number. Every Nigerian lawyer that is called to the Nigerian Bar that attended a university and the Nigerian Law School has an enrolment number. He does not have any,” he alleged.

THE FACTS

1. Justice Tanko attended Government Secondary School, Azare where he obtained the West Africa School Certificate in 1973 before he later proceeded to Ahmadu Bello University where he received a bachelor's degree in Law in 1980. The new CJN was called to bar in 1981 after graduating from the Nigerian Law School. He later obtained a Master and Doctorate (Ph. D) degree from the same university in 1984 and 1998 respectively


2. He was appointed Chief Magistrate in the FCT High Court in 1989 where he served for 2 years (not Sharia court, but they won't mention this).

3. He was sent to the Sharia Court of Appeal (Bauchi) in 1991 where he served for ONLY TWO (2) YEARS before he was appointed as a Justice of the Court of Appeal (again, not Sharia court) where he served for THIRTEEN (13) YEARS on the bench...before being sworn in as a Justice of the Supreme Court in 2007(again, not Sharia Court) where he has served the country for the last TWELVE (12) YEARS.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibrahim_Tanko_Muhammad

THE VERDICT: The new CJN is more than qualified to hold that office regardless of whatever some disgruntled semi-literate ignorant folks say...and he will remain in that office until Onnoghen is able to clear his soiled name if he ever does.

It is also important to note that Justice Tanko Mohammed is the natural successor to Onnoghen as he is the 2nd most senior Justice of the Supreme Court & Vice Chairman of the National Judicial Council (NJC).

Under the conditions by which he was appointed, an over qualified self respecting professional ought to reject the offer.
More so with the attendant hullabaloo.

Nbote:
Who else thinks dey shld jus merge Kogi state with Katsina state

Kogi, Katsina, Zamfara and Yobe should actually be one state.

Fraudophobia:
despite the heavy rains (of blessing) at the venue of the APC campaign rally in Aba today, the entire sitting capacity of the stadium is filled .

Security cordons had to be created and the people told to remain in their seats due to the rains.

Abia is a goal and Next Leveled up.

Second and third photos are old photos from the friendly match between Enyimba FC and Rangers of Enugu. I can clearly see Emenike and Lawrence. Haba politicians!

. . .and those who eat take a repayable loan from from her in and hydroxcele. Their own testes will swell with time.

rastaLivity:
And this is news? like fvking seriously?

Slay Slay Slay! They slay every day but no one dies. The real killers are campaigning for another tenure from blood pool of the slain!

Is this burgher still in Aso Rock? Doing what? If he has forgotten to help way to Sudan, let's push him to Daura, haba!

hisexcellency34:
Oh my God...may they be found hale and hearty in Jesus name

May be their meat is cooking in the cauldron in Gbongan Ogun State or Ijesha. God take charge.

mpianya39:
Zoogerian news again?? Not surprise at all






Thank God I’m a Biafran

Promised land of justice.

Esseite:
And Okorocha carried this APC on his head like gala then...

At a point, he started insulting his region for APC... now who does he run to?

The governor of his home state Lalong may still need him for campaign service if he shows a change of heart and tongue - which I doubt.

Osinbajo is not my kind of lawyer. We expect him to help Buhari but he hasn't.
You and Buhari shouldn't jail people, try them and let the law jail them.

MyVILLAGEpeople:

lool I kinda agree with you though.

Na your Papa born you. Cheers.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Between Obasanjo and Tinubu who is more powerful in Nigeria politics today?? Please can anyone give me concrete answer??..

Obj is a national and international player any day. There is no other like him in the Nigerian firmament.
Your Tinubu is an Alausa player using Buhari to try and enter national arena.

hahaha. Osumbade playing Typically.

Fine beauty. Make them no name am Pythonia or Cobrette. She no be reptile o o.
When I marry and have a son, we go bring wine. Cheers.

dainformant:
An unexpected discovery was recently made by some construction workers in the eastern part of Nigeria. The workers were digging round an old village house before discovering stash of Biafran pounds hidden inside a bottle buried in the ground.

The Biafran pound was the currency of the breakaway Republic of Biafra between 1968 and 1970 during the civil war.

The labourers and other villagers were shocked at the sight of the money as they wondered what might have made the "wealthy" owner bury the cash. 

This is coming after a Nigerian entertainer based in America, Chinomso Prince Egbuchere and his family discovered a huge sum of Biafran pounds their grandfather hid in the ceiling during the Biafran war.

The grandfather died over thirty years ago and reportedly hid the money along with other items in the ceiling.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/labourers-find-biafran-pounds-hidden-in-a-bottle-and-buried.html

Even now that currency goes for less than hundred pounds per dollar. Keep it well.

tammie24:
Who cares


The lawyers of the CJN are to sort for an interlocutory injunction from the FHC so that Tanko doesn't parade himself as CJN

I see no need for all the stress. Can anyone good country like Nigeria have a bad President or CJ? NO!
Every country will eventually have a matching cabinet of officials. If Nigeria is good,then Buhari and his men cannot be bad. OK forward match now. Ehen. Yes.

Pastors becoming more mundane than their preach victims. Time for a more sweeping reformation.

jasonguru:
When only igbos are qualified they will remember quota system, but when it is only hausa people they will only appoint by merit.

Buhari is a terrible bigot!

IGBOS SHOULD LEARN TO SPEAK WITH ONE VOICE - AND ACCOMMODATE THE OTHER EASTERN TRIBES AS WE DID IN THE YEARS OF THE LOCUSTS 1967 - 1970.
WE HAD PEOPLE FROM OPOBO, YENAGOA AND UYO AS REFUGEES IN OUR HOUSE THROUGHOUT
THE MEN ATE AND SLEPT WITH MY DAD, THEIR WIVES WITH MY MOTHER AND THE CHILDREN WITH US.
WE NEED TO REVIVE THAT SPIRIT UNDER THE PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCES, I FOUND NOT WE HAVE NO CHANCE AS IGBOS PER SE.
THIS IS NIGERIA.

The two ways of achieving a national objective -by law or by force. Either way the Hausa Fulanis have it. issorite.

Election go get head so? Fear de catch me Allah!

She take style dey poop in public.