thebosstrevor:
sorry None of them.... they are all fraud.

better will be to just open a normal saving account for your kids which you wont touch and save for his/her future( do not collect atm, or internet banking login, just use simple banking features that can make you check the money you saved in your account)

All these banks will promise you heaven and earth for your kids future but behold they will give you nothing in return once you start saving with them. the little money you add to the account, that is the money you will receive (they will infact take their stupid bank charges from your own money)

i will also advice you start treasury bills for your children future, open a bank account, and save the profit there and always roll over your bill


Kiddies account in nigeria is fraud

Nigerian banks are fraud laden. I have a dedicated
house. The rent will see to my little daughter's education.

See him. Wanchanokupa! Nyam che or ke mire. Shima yam gi awambe awambe!

jchioma:
No amount of rigging will save Buhari this time.

Nigerians have decided to take their destinies in their hands.

Say bye bye to sai baba!

Congratulations to Atiku!

I love what voters did at Okota.

Na Atiku she vote nah. Wise woman, she no wan leave Aso Rock. She prefers to leave oga Bubu.

Always on the losing side of BIAFRAN war and elections. Oya make you go vote.

MistaCode:
Someone is leaving Aso Rock very soon, we will forever miss him, at least Buhari made us stronger to resist hunger, candiac arrest, overcame depression, suicide and so on....!!
Sai Baba 2016
Kai Baba 2017
Chai Baba 2018
Bye Baba 2019

I have already provided 40 Camels and 80 donkeys to ferry him and his belongings to Daura or Niger his maternal home.

baliyubla:
Lifeless trying to get back at the Generals for rejecting him and Atikulating.

This tyranny ends in two days time.

Honestly I can hardly wait. . .
And Daura is not that far.
These last two days appear to me like two eternities!

Is that the only good thing to copy from America? Idiat!

Nwodosis:
Are they from leprosy colony?

Military lepers! They're looking for Private to Lance corporal promotion.

Still searching for the certificate in zi oza room. I want to assure (ashwar) you that the certificate is with the military.

Akwa Ibom women are good mehn.

Richdad50:
There are clear and evident signs to demean. It is no secret that there is genuine hatred on both sides but a handshake of the East and West will lead Nigeria into unprecedented prosperity.

#Richdad

I cannot agree less with you. Unity of East and West will cause the north to seek REAL unity with all.

Not just a coup but also a possible prelude to a duplicate version of June 12. But God pass them.

Once again and as usual, THERE IS NO RAIL LINE FOR THE GOOSE THAT LAYS THE GOLDEN EGG.
. . .and some southern imbeciles thieves are shouting SAI baba!
Tomorrow I will be the first to cast my vote.

CjayMAX:
NA DEM AGAIN OOO,BACK 2 BACK HIT.

Head hunters United.

OboOlora:
They should better get a cardiologist close to him so he doesn’t slump n die when the results are announced.

Cattle rearer oshi!

His suicide is a greater possibility. That's my fear.

Skullers operating in UK? Hahaha!

Then what is the need for an election?

Buhari cannot make a statement without the word 'assure' which he pronounces as 'ashwa'.
Is it now a Fulanis word?
STRAIGHT BACK TO DAURA!

Grupo:


But Buhari did not go to school na! What are you saying?

Is he successful? The Presidency affords one multiple opportunities to succeed and those who fail at that level are just to be written off.

veraponpo:

BUhari is more educated than your father.
He schooled in Aldershot ( UK)
India
War College USA (Master's)
Institute for Strategic Training, Kuru, Nigeria,
etc

And his classmates included Adedoyin, owner of Eleganza group etc. The military is keeping the WAEC certificate of just one of them.

oilPUSSY:
Why not kiss his mouth Aunty Remi ? .. Smart woman.

Na Harcourt money she dey kiss not the drenched vulture.

Yes. BUHARI is the only one I know. hahaha! Kikiki!

kingemzy5:
13. No home like daura 14.lalasticlala with the snakes 15. Pretty aisha 16. Sleepless night among zoombies on Sunday 17. The Buhari diary

You forgot the most important-THE VICTORY OF ATIKULATED NIGERIA.

President of Nigeria vs Oba of a town. Retired Army General vs Retired Police Seargent. Afonja vs Fulanis.
No comparison at all. The Lagos throne goes to our intelligent President. Ask the Prof or JAGABAN. Next Please!

Directly speaking a retired Army General is superior to a retire Police Seargent who became an accidental Oba.
Or is the President of Nigeria no longer superior to an inefficient Oba of a town?
Either way a Fulanis man is superior to an Afonja.
ASK PROF AND JAGABAN. Next Please!

Satan deliver twins for that family. May be them no believe in God.

wirinet:

Explain how this relates to some igbo's obsession with who Yorubas vote for.

It's high time we realised how perilous our situation as a nation is.
Pa Awo of blessed memory was the first to warn all but because we were myopic then we ignored him. Same for Ojukwu, and several others after him.
But now the hand writing is on the wall. If we all must perish so be it. There is no way Igbos will perish and Yorubas survive in the same environment answer vice versa. Good morning.

wirinet:


It is a mystery why you guys are so obsessed with who Yoruba wants to vote for. Why not concentrate on who you and your people decided to vote for and leave others to vote whomever they wish to vote for.

As one moves, so will his wrappers move.
When we shoot at the squirrel, we follow the movements of its tail.
Hope I answered you right?

CreepyBlackpool:
When the white men invaded our lands, they destroyed our shrines and killed our priests. Because nothing happened to them, it was seen as superiority of their god over those of our ancestors and thus, our ancestors deserted their gods and worshipped the god of the white men.


The destruction of churches and killing of men of God by muslims should also be seen as superiority of Allah over Jehovah.
So every christian should abandon christianity and join Islam

***Edited

wonder which part of my post says I'm a muslim tho

Christians sha

Response is difficult here because Christianity is a religion of peace.
When someone says you have craw craw in your buttocks, you do not have to bare your bum to prove him wrong. You make things worse.
Christians have been attacked from a weak point of their faith but there must be solution. God is capable of doing his war.. just watch.

The SW can go ahead with moribund Buhari after all it is on record that dead lizards were voted into the Western house of Assembly.
We will voted for for Atiku come rain or shine.
We go with the elite majority not with Tinubu, a man that takes average of 60 tablets everyday.
He might even peg off before the 16th.

Binikingdowm:
Nice

The only state sure for buhari in middle belt is Niger state and ibb is there for PDP(Ibrahim babaginda).

Benue, pleatueu,kwara,kogi,nassarawa all atikulated.

Abuja usually goes to the ruling party

Buhari is gone!