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edundayo:
Hmm!

Not Voting For, not Voting Against

My Stand? A Nation put together by GOD cannot be divided
by mere men, no matter how hard we try.

Nigeria is an example of a bad marriage, live together in peace, no way, divorce no way! So stop deceiving yourself, God did not put Nigeria together, one day, we'll go our separate way.

Northwest/kaduna/lere/republic of biafra

A new word has been added to the Oxford Dictionary.
Mutallab <mu-ta-lab>;n : A rich kid who attempts to throw his life away for silly reasons. Synonyms- 'Idiot, Ode,'

Usage Examples: 'Are you a Mutallab?'
'Stop this Mutallabness.'

'Get out of the road you Muta-Muta.'

'I will Mutallab you'
'Were they Mutallabed'

'She is acting in a Mutallabiscious way'

Local Dialect Use>'Won ma Mutallab ori e',
'Commot for, diaaaa! Mutallab oshi',

'Aga ma Mutallab isi gi kita kita'

Accepted abbreviation> Mu-Mu

All these myths are like scientific hypothesis that needs to be proved, that's what distinguish a black man and a white man. For fear of death, a black man will never question any myth, but a white man will die pursuing the truth.

Before, it was believed that the earth is the centre of the universe, but today we know the truth,

Twins are evil, but today we know the truth.

In my place, you don't point a Kolanut fruit with your finger, you have to fold your hand in a punch to do that, else, the kolanut tree will never bear fruits again.

MAYOWAAK:
Already senior Pastor of the RCCG in North America is also the Chairman of the Church's Board of coordinators in North America,Pastor James Fadele,has directed all the parishes in the continent to take a special offering on Sunday to replace the $50,000 donated by the church.

SOURCE:SATURDAY PUNCH JANUARY 16 2010 PAGE 9

That is not giving at all, imagine giving a stranded person transport fare at the bus stop and asking another person to replace the amount you just gave out.  This is not biblical.

Wait, what do we call a thing that gives with one hand and collect with another??

I think I made a mistake going to the hospital with her. I don't escort her to her own doctors appointment oh!

This kind love tire me!

The speech writers didn't write the script well. but the actor tried, most nigerians actually believed Ya'adua spoke to them

The speech would have "AM SO SORRY At the moment FOR NOT FULFILLING MY DUTIES BECAUSE I am undergoing treatment and [cough] I am STILL NOT getting better from the treatment I am getting. I hope that -uh- very soon [cough] there will be tremendous progress UNTIL THEN MY V.P SHOULD BE SWORN-IN IN ACTING CAPACITY which will allow me to FACE MY HEALTH IN OTHER TO get back home GOD'S WILLING. I wish at this stage to thank all Nigerians for their prayers [cough] for my good health, and for their prayers for the nation. As soon as my doctors discharge me, I will return to KATSINA TO REST FOR A WHILE AND ALSO TO SEE IF I CAN CONTINUE TO LEAD Nigeria AND THEN to resume my duties. I would also like to use this opportunity to wish our team, the Super Eagles, success in our Nations Cup of Nations matches in Angola. I HAVE ALSO DIRECT MY VP TO BE IN TOUCH WITH OBAMA TO RESOLVE THEE TERRORIST ISSUE AND ALSO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO CONDEMN WHAT MUTTALAB JUNIOR DID. GOD BLESS NIGERIA

madlady:



@Poster I have to agree with YOU on this point.

Thanks dear, after all is a curing process, nothing emotional about the whole thing

otukpo:
I don't blame your wife.

Men are easy prey.

Do you want to tell me that women thinks about the pot of soup in their kitchen while the doctor examinates her kini??

I complained of lower back pain of recent, My wife and I went to a physiotherapist, who recommended a massage to the region.
When the lady that is to massage me wants to start, my wife strongly objected to it, saying that the massage should be done by a male.
My question is that if women can open their womanliness for a doctor to take a swab culture while poking his finger inside, and fumbling the bosoms in the name of checking for a cancer lump.
Why can't I fee a soft female hands on by back? Remember, just my back oh?

I complained of lower back pain of recent, My wife and I went to a physiotherapist, who recommended a massage to the region.
When the lady that is to massage me wants to start, my wife strongly objected to it, saying that the massage should be done by a male.
My question is that if women can open their womanliness for a doctor to take a swab culture while poking his finger inside, and fumbling the breasts in the name of checking for a cancer lump.
Why can't I fee a soft female hands on by back? Remember, just my back oh?

10 Poverty!

I will tell, if the innocent party contract hiv and dies, the blood is on your head

Nigerians are now doing the do!
I will be there and send a life telecast on this forum
good move Nigerians,lets take our destiny into our hands
If Mrs Ayo Obe will be there, consider the move a success.

FELA SAID!


We always get reasons to fear

We no wan die

We no wan wound

we no wan quench

We no wan go

I get one child

mama dey for house

papa dey for house

I wan build House

I wan enjoy

Just look at this,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Failed_States_Index

We watch as the country goes down! too bad for once giant of Africa

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Failed_States_Index

This is what Nigerians and their law breakers cant interpret from their own constitution

144.-( I) The President or Vice-President shall cease to hold office, if-(a) by a resolution passed by two-thirds majority of all the members ofthe executive council of the Federation it is declared that the President or Vice-President is incapable of discharging the functions of his office; a!ld
(b) the declaration is verified, after such medical examination as may be necessary, by a medical panel established under subsection (4) ofthis section in its report to the President of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

116.-( 1) The Vice- President shall hold the office of President ifthe office of President becomes vacant by reason of death or resignation, impeachment, permanent incapacity or the removal of the President from office for any other reason in accordance with section 143 or 144 of this Constitution.

Simple and easy to understand. Our Leaders are canvasing for trouble I think

This is what Nigerians and their law breakers cant interpret from their own constitution

144.-( I) The President or Vice-President shall cease to hold office, if-(a) by a resolution passed by two-thirds majority of all the members ofthe executive council of the Federation it is declared that the President or Vice-President is incapable of discharging the functions of his office; a!ld
(b) the declaration is verified, after such medical examination as may be necessary, by a medical panel established under subsection (4) ofthis section in its report to the President of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives.

116.-( 1) The Vice- President shall hold the office of President ifthe office of President becomes vacant by reason of death or resignation, impeachment, permanent incapacity or the removal of the President from office for any other reason in accordance with section 143 or 144 of this Constitution.

144.-( I) The President or Vice-President shall cease to hold office, if-(a) by a resolution passed by two-thirds majority of all the members ofthe executive council of the Federation it is declared that the President or Vice-President is incapable of discharging the functions of his office;


116.-( 1)The Vice- President shall hold the office of President ifthe office of President becomes vacant by reason of death or resignation, impeachment, permanent incapacity or the removal of the President from office for any other reason in accordance with section 143 or 144 of this Constitution.

(2) Where any vacancy occurs in the circumstances mentioned in subsection (1) ofthis section during a period when the office of Vice-President is also vacant, the President ofthe Senate shall hold the office of President for a period of not more than three months, during which there shall be an election of a new President, who shall hold office for the unexpired term of office ofthe last holder of the office.

Beaf:
One day is one day, unu go kill pesin wit laugh o!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/180447_ROTFLMAO_gif3d0c775232c7f27cf80592785b9635b6

It's true he sent a bill to the national assembly on the said date.

Source: http://www.placng.org/hvpOct20.pdf

but that he called yesterday is a crude joke. Nigerians are being regarded as a docile fool by these magots

I use to respect thisday newspaper, but of late, they've proved that they are sycophant. or why did they not asked the adviser to provide them with the number he used to call.

Why did he speak through the  Chief Economic Adviser instead of the minister of information. What has terrorism attempt has to do with the economic adviser?
How did the adviser knew he spoke with other officials.

I don't know y our leaders keeps telling lies upon lies without shame.
Will see the end of all these drama one day

trueword:
I don't belive that Yar'Adua did anything. I don't believe that there was ever an anti-terroism bill. This is probably just a lie that they will try to use to get the U.S. to think that the govt. is serious about fighting terrorism or doing anything as a matter of fact. Since when did any of the people running Nigeria ever concern themselve with fighting terrorism?

Yar'adua actually sent a bill to the House of Reps on OCtober 12,2009. it was titled "A BILL FOR AN ACT TO PROVIDE FOR MEASURES TO COMBAT TERRORISM"

it was read on the floor of the House on October 20, 2009 by the speaker

President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua yesterday called key government officials, including Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan, on phone and spoke with them on key national issues, his Chief Economic Adviser, Mallam Tanimu Yakubu, informed THISDAY last night.Of paramount importance to him now, according to Yakubu, is the passage of the anti-terrorism bill which Yar’Adua forwarded to the National Assembly in October 2009.

The importance of the bill now is obviously highlighted by the recent alleged attempt by a Nigerian, Umar Farouk AbdulMutallab, to bomb an American airliner.
This incident has led to the blacklisting of Nigeria by the US authorities as a “country of interest” in its global war against terrorism.



http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=163536

President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua yesterday called key government officials, including Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan, on phone and spoke with them on key national issues, his Chief Economic Adviser, Mallam Tanimu Yakubu, informed THISDAY last night.Of paramount importance to him now, according to Yakubu, is the passage of the anti-terrorism bill which Yar’Adua forwarded to the National Assembly in October 2009.

The importance of the bill now is obviously highlighted by the recent alleged attempt by a Nigerian, Umar Farouk AbdulMutallab, to bomb an American airliner.
This incident has led to the blacklisting of Nigeria by the US authorities as a “country of interest” in its global war against terrorism.

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=163536

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

Welcome to the era of terrorism. The truth remains that everything about Nigeria is overblown, thats why. Just one Naija guy and all these dusts, if were to be five Naija like these yankee guys, by now, me and u will be dodging american air strikes.

9ijaprince:
@mbeki: i like dis your name. U dey play 7?

for which game??

At last  terrorism is not limited to any nation.

Let no one call Nigeria a terrorist country, else,