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RomanceRe: Timeline Of A Slayqueen (funny Article) by McEphiks(m): 4:10pm On May 09, 2021
Funniest thing I’ve read today

Op is so right
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 3:38pm On May 09, 2021
Originalsly:
Hmmm.... not good.....especially if you don't trust him. He may do things not noticeable now. Let him know your gf would be coming over .... give him some cash... and let him find his way... even if it's to his village.
I’ll tell him wassup later tonight, give him the money and ask him to leave tomorrow morning.
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 3:11pm On May 09, 2021
Originalsly:
Yes... you can be overstaying your welcome after a few days only... it depends.if you're renting a room for him... why the monitoring? Rent for two weeks or whatever and that should be enough time for him to manage himself.
I just decided to rent a room I haven’t done that. I mean monitoring him in my house cos I leave him at home alone when I go to work.
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 2:57pm On May 09, 2021
Originalsly:
If you can afford it without a sweat.... do so. You will be returning him the favour... you will be saving on feeding and extra on bills.... you will still be having your privacy.... and he will not be sending negative energy to you to disturb your destiny.

On putting you out because of babe.... read between the lines... it's code for you have overstayed your welcome .... time to go.
Overstayed my welcome in less than a month. I’ll settle for helping with the cash cos i don’t even trust him an inch anymore. I have to call someone to monitor him when I’m off to work.

I’m just trying to keep his head for a while if not for anything but, cos he did same in the past
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 9th May 2021 by McEphiks(m): 2:52pm On May 09, 2021
City are 45 mins away from been champions
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 2:44pm On May 09, 2021
SOZINN:
If this is true then your woman is one of a kind.
What your friend did is commendable by the standards of many women, even men.
His kind is what most of them refer to as "real man".
For her to come out honestly to you is very rare.

As for you, I understand where you are coming from. But you should know that your friend will betray you if the situation involves a female in the future. He'll pick a woman over you anytime, any day. I would like you to do a thorough review of your friendship.
Has he been adding value to you?
Maybe it's time to think about you and what's best for you.
I understand where you’re coming from. I only intend keeping him for a while and I no longer see him as a friend. But the saying goes “One good turn deserves another”

He once provide shelter and I’m trying to reciprocate.
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 2:39pm On May 09, 2021
stanliwise:
Life is too complicated to know exactly what to do at every-time.
Just because he sent you packing does not mean automatically you should meet with same action at sight because at a point he allowed you in.
This exact scenario happened to me back in school but now we are on opposite side of the table now.
Not like he stays with me but I am currently helping him on how to get a job.

Now here is it.
I don’t and will never trust him, I work with him with just a lot of vigilant eyes and guard. We don’t go out on hangout and we keep our space.

Now in your case the idea of you don’t know tomorrow mentality as an excuse is not making sense.
If you want to go such route then you should be accommodating even beggars and mad men, together with thieves and kidnapper all in the bid you don’t know tomorrow.
Your reason for keeping is flawed and that is your only mistake. And not basically your actions.

Here is my judgment, you should simply start eating with friends who are not actually friends with long spoon, in other words keep large space and distance between you and them no matter what, do everything possible so as no to allow them close except they prove otherwise with their actions later on. Allowing him into your house temporarily is fine but try to get him out as soon as possible even if that means giving him a one off financial assistance to leave you alone.

Enemy need close distance to struck you and please you shouldn’t go so close to save a person who you aren’t sure he is a friend

Sorry for the long story
Not too long to read. My babe actually prefer I give him the money to get an apartment so I’ll do just that since it’ll save me the stress.

And I didn’t do it cos of what tomorrow hold. I just didn’t think it was right to repay evil with evil.

Thanks for your submission
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 1:03pm On May 09, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
You can help him without telling your babe, she doesn't need to know everything.
You said you weren't raised to repay "Evil" with "Evil", so follow your moral upbringing and let your Conscience rest. It's very simple.
Thanks, this should help.
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 1:02pm On May 09, 2021
Karleb:
There's this Bros over hoes that people say but the saying is just so wrong.

There are some women that genuinely have your best interest at heart, this woman of yours is a typical example.

Your friend doesn't like you. No true friend would chase out his friend who has no where to stay for a girl.

Your are a motherfuucckking simp!

Edit

You are also very very weak.
So I should be stupid cos he decides to be stupid.
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 12:28pm On May 09, 2021
Jessepaid:
better ooo


Don't bring him close again...


Give him the 1200cedis...


If you can afford it...


At least he helped you one time so use this to to be even with him...
I can afford it Maybe that will be better but my babe does not even want me to help him at all cos she knew about it all.
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 12:23pm On May 09, 2021
paulolee:
only weakling keeps snakes n rats around in his circle because of the fear of tomorrow..
a gee dt sent u out bcoz of a woman isnt a real niggee n u are suppose to stay far from him n u dnt even need ur bea permission to do wats right..
u are scared of d unexpected not knowing dt we face d present n leave tomorrow to tell itself...
tables of life dont turn anymore, the sharp gees don de move chair..
I’m not scared of tomorrow. I was not raised to do evil to those who were bad to me. If I love only those who loved me, what’s the difference between me and the pagans or unbelievers.

Righteousness2 what’s your take
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 12:21pm On May 09, 2021
Jessepaid:
hehehe....


Yes in your own house it can happen and the easiest way is to sow discord between you and your babe...


Shit like this has happened to me twice....


Never personally help a friend that has once betrayed you...


Always help from a distance...
He can get a room for as low as 1200 cedis I’m thinking of giving him the money.
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 12:20pm On May 09, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Op if you're smart, follow this advice
Thanks. I guess you’re the only one understanding
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 12:19pm On May 09, 2021
yomi007k:
Yes in your house.

Your friend is the King of Simps. Betrayal is their motto. The dude is as fake as Chinko and will do anything to please v.agina people.

If he makes enough money, he will tell you he has nothing and pump money on his babe while bringing nothing to the table.


Even you are a simp.
I care less about that. I’m not helping him cos I need a repay. I only help cos he is in need and I’m opportune to be privileged
RomanceRe: She Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op): 11:48am On May 09, 2021
yomi007k:
Yes you are weak.

Your friend will betray you again but only in a matter of time.
In my own house?

Expatiate
RomanceShe Said I’m A Weakling And Simp! by McEphiks(op):
So I’ll make this short. I was in Ghana working until last year February when I decided to visit my dad. Covid and border closure didn’t allow me return.

March this year I was able to come back. Starting again I was putting up with a friend who in less than a month ask me out cos he was expecting a chick. Lol. Well, I was jobless but my partner was supper supportive. She got a loan at work and I secured an apartment.

Fast forward to about a week ago my friend who sent me out is having accommodation problem. He came begging for me to host him for the time been. Well, I concurred and my babe said “Someone who sent you out cos of a girl and now you’re helping him, you’re a weakling and too soft”

I don’t think I am; I am just choosing not to repay evil with bad. The tables of life turn unexpectedly these days.

Have I done anything bad?

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
PoliticsRe: Pregnant Woman Slumps After Akeredolu’s Aide Slapped Her (Photo) by McEphiks(m): 12:45pm On May 08, 2021
dre11:
Pregnant Woman Slumps After Governor Akeredolu’s Aide Allegedly Slapped Her ‘For Not Standing Up To Greet Him’



https://saharareporters.com/2021/05/06/pregnant-woman-slumps-after-governor-akeredolu%E2%80%99s-aide-allegedly-slapped-her-%E2%80%98-not
Many Nigerians will do worse than PMB if given the opportunity.

Nonsense and ingredients
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Buries Her Husband With A Live Snake In Ghana (Video) by McEphiks(m): 12:39pm On May 08, 2021
Na hunger go kill the snake as e be say na inside the casket the woman put am.
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Buries Her Husband With A Live Snake In Ghana (Video) by McEphiks(m): 12:38pm On May 08, 2021
orikoku:
Whoever has hands in the man's death is in trouble. Ghanaian get all this kind of juju pass naija.
You read the tory at all or you just yarn wetin come your mind after the first paragraph
CelebritiesRe: Veteran Actress, Genevieve Nnaji To Sponsor 20 Writers For Online Writing Class by McEphiks(m): 9:42am On May 08, 2021
How do I enjoy this, I’m interested in the class.
RomanceRe: MEN!! Avoid Single Mothers Like A Plague!! You Deserve Better!! - Redpill by McEphiks(m): 10:42pm On May 07, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
I don't blame you, you are probably one hoe's plaything. The yoke will never see the sun until the shell is broken. Peace smiley
I can bet my balls you’re a simp. The real alpha males don’t make noise. You’re just a lousy low budget attention seeking simp.
RomanceRe: MEN!! Avoid Single Mothers Like A Plague!! You Deserve Better!! - Redpill by McEphiks(m): 10:36pm On May 07, 2021
For your shallow mind now you don create thread.

Your simping is on a different dimension.

Simp Dey claim alpha male. Ode
RomanceRe: MEN!! Avoid Single Mothers Like A Plague!! You Deserve Better!! - Redpill by McEphiks(m): 10:35pm On May 07, 2021
UDbester:
You should not be an adviser in this case. The babymamas where put in that condition by stupid and foooooolish redpills like you. God punish your soul.
He just choose to be deliberately doltish.

I wonder how one can sit and eloquently type rubbish.

What a dingbat he is.
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:33pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:
He will kill me

He has a gun
He can’t do a poo
RomanceRe: How To Track The Activities Of Your Promiscuous Boyfriend / Girlfriend by McEphiks(m): 1:06pm On May 07, 2021
PostAnalyser21:
Step 1: Make your target login into his/her gmail account using your Android phone. Make sure she/he forgets to log out.

Step 2: Grab target's phone and quickly enable "Google Location History" feature. (Also an Android device of course)

Step 3: Then when the target goes away, open up Google Location Timeline App in your Chrome browser (using the Logged in Account of your Target) and watch as you see all movement details of your target updated into the App.

Thank me later. Have a nice day guys
Wait, them go gimme money after this thing?

Or just to know if she’s cheating.

A real nigga gat no time to track no dam b*tch
PoliticsRe: Police And Okada Riders Clash In Ogba, Lagos by McEphiks(m): 1:05pm On May 07, 2021
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:04pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:
I slap am well o
Na slippers I take slap the Ediot
He needs another one
RomanceRe: I Am Missing My Friend To Stupor by McEphiks(m): 1:02pm On May 07, 2021
Modified.

Drop his pics and yours for the gods
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:01pm On May 07, 2021
You no slap am well.

If you had slapped him real hard he won’t remember he’s got killing skills.
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Slapped My Friend by McEphiks(m): 1:00pm On May 07, 2021
EFULEFU1:
My friend has found a new girl
This is too demanding, she doesn't work
All she eats is sardine and milk
Her pomade is milk and her drinking water is milk. She swallows three boiled eggs three times a day and all this cost is on my friend
My friend is loosing weight because of this girl yet she won't leave her

Because of this, yesterday I slapped him and he is threatening to kill me

You no slap am well.

If you had slapped him real hard he won’t remember he’s got killing skills.

Please advise me
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Blast Vector For Tweeting This Shortly After Dare Adeboye’s Death by McEphiks(m): 12:48pm On May 07, 2021
AgentGoat:
Person just write something una carry am for head.
On top person post wey e no mention name. Nigerians get problems.
FamilyRe: Should I Confront My Brother's Wife? by McEphiks(m): 5:11am On May 07, 2021
akanbiaa:
Where do you get money to pay for the apartment since you said you are not working, if you want her to respect you then she must be convinced you are working or doing business and not draining your brother of resources and also occasionally buy her things she will cherish as present and with some cash also(the cash is best given when they have a child, just say it's for the child)
You’re not being serious, are you?

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