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Touch and hold it gently,
put a finger inside,
move it up and down,
if the hole is deep, insert two fingers
and rub it gently,
yeah that's the way to wash a TUMBLER.
Got that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, if you can't tell him straight up, you can use me to scare him away, I'm in Lag.
how about that?

Can you send me something like that, I really love it.Pllllllllllllsssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nana you are sharing my 2nd guy-name.
well, that is by-the-way,
ask that brother that question, may be he was expecting Agbani Darego in the house of God.

If a blind woman will give me a peaceful and happy home, she is welcome.

I've been wooed most times by girls, and it never made me lose my head.
It is just that our culture frowns at such moves but there is nothing wrong with a girl
going for what she wants.
It's ok girls, you are free to do that but don't over-do it.

I remember this story an Evangelist said in our church one day.
He narrated, "One day a brother in one church fasted for seven days and asked God to show him his wife. And that the sign God should give him will be the first female member that enters the church on the last day of his fasting and prayers.
So, on that last day, after praying, He just relaxed inside the church and was waiting for the sign.
Lo and behold the first female that entered was a blind woman. The first thing that came out of the brother's mouth was "God if it were a joke stop it"

I no fit answer jare!

Girls naturally know how to do that stuff.
R. Kelly said in one of his songs,
"when a woman's mind is made up, there's nothing you can do about it", and I want to add, " if she ever comes back, she's coming for your pocket"
Ehen! For me, I find it difficult to say, "stop seeing me"
cos I wouldn't like to see the hurt it her eyes.
I will simply keep my distance, and I know that will pass the message across.

I sorry! sorry o!
I sorry for Nigeria!
I sorry! sorry o!
I sorry for Africa!
(dc)
ye! ba mi O!

If I were a tear in your eyes, I'll roll down and stop on your lips,
But if you were a tear in my eyes I'll never cry so I won't lose you.

I wonder how he managed to leave London.
Was he not on 24hrs suerveillance?
How could he have escaped without the knoledge of his captors?
I think that the people must have let him go because it's as if they realised something later and then decided to let him go in disguise.
He couldn't have beaten his captors like that, not london police who are fighting terrorism. No, not the British police I know.
Let's wait a bit, I think something is in the offing.

I've been opportuned to know two lovers who always fight.
in fact, the guy beats and hits the girl with whatever he can lay his hands on, but at the end of each fight, they will be all over each other. I tell you, when real love is there, you will know the meaning of "love is blind".

you are welcome.
Anything for my girl.

what do you intend doing? kick him in the ass? no no no
He only wants to know if he's real to you.

I would prefer it if you try to be yourself more.
I don't know about other tribes, if your guy is igbo, just call his
mother, mama or mummy with some sweet voice.
Try to do some house chores and always try to keep her company
in the kitchen.
You can win her heart more if you like being with her and let her tell
you some stories about their culture ( no matter how bad or boring her presence is)
Lastly, put everything in God's hand.
Wish you luck.

hey! men do fall in love. men are not that cruel.

MDD: Mere Dolly Dolly.

When they were in PDP, they defended all the [[evil]] done there, now, some people somewhere are crying foul. They all are of the same origin and will soon will start playing, singing and dancing their former tune.

Sings: "what goes around, comes around: what you give, you will take!"

Mr Kola, I really do not understand your stand on this 3rd term bid.
Are you saying because he's your personal MESSAIAH he shld be your life President.
Please, lets call a spade a spade.
He promised "stable power supply for year 2005", what is happening now?
He has increased petroleum prices for up to 6 times since he came into power (doesn't include his tenure as military head of state) as if petroleum price is the problem with Nigeria.
Our Tertiary educational sector now been meant for rich dudes because school fees has been skyrocketed. What we have now are school drop-outs and half-baked scholars.
What about the transportaion sector and the medical sector, have they faired well for the past 8 good years?
NAFDAC survived because Dr. Akunyili refused to  bow to pressures even from Mr President himself.
Are you now telling me he's the only person that can salvage Nigeria in 4 years time?
Shebi he asked IBB what he forgot in Aso Rock he wanted to go and collect, I really want you to tell me WHAT OBJ HAS NOT COLLECTED IN ASO ROCK FOR EIGHT YEARS HE WANTS TO COLLECT IN 4 YEARS TIME?

Posted on: November 15, 2005, 08:07 PMPosted by: natasha (b) but seriously, i'd forgive him, because most of us on this thread have bn spanked by our folks/family members yet we forgive them how much more our own lover.


I think Natasha said something that caught my interest.
Most of us here are really saying things as if we do not understand what "real" love is all about.
If it were to be strolling relationship, I can slap back, but not with someone I PROFESS I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART. If that one, I will surely know that something must have prompted the misbehaviour and I must find out why, of course she must know she owes me an explanation for that.
Our lovers do worse things than slap and we still find it in our heart to forgive and love them the more.

I am not rooting 4 anybody, but whatever is Obasanjo's and the senators' reason for a third term bid is all balderdash.
I just read that Manufacturers Association of Nigeria (MAN) has supported them.
The senators have been given 100million Naira  share (for those who support the bid).
Bribery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! abi PUBLIC RELATIONS!!!!!!!!!!
Now, if they are allowed that, they will DEFINITELY seek for 4th term.
na satan go baptise dem.

Posted on: November 13, 2005, 11:20 PMPosted by: mackjavel
Now you are free to be blind


You chose to be blind mackjavel, you have refused to use common sense in this thread of yours. Nobody is asking you to leave. You are still our African brother and all I want you to do is respect a leader, wether yours or not. Imagine calling the president of the most POPULOUS BLACK NATION names, to the hearing of his own people. Even if he is bad, no sh***t. Afterall, I'm not an Obasanjo freak.
If you are a christian, go through your bible and see what it says about leaders and leadership, if you are not, then you must be a muslim and it has provisions for leaders and leadership. If you are not both, then use your COMMON SENSE!
LEAVE HIM TO GOD, HE'S THE BEST JUDGE.

I wldn't do that. Not gonna play Jack cos there's no REAL Rose out there. Got that?

una wan kill me with laughter here? aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!e never reach time to fight. All of una go marry in JESUS NAME. AMEN.
Oh my GOD.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

una wan kill me with laughter here? aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!e never reach time to fight. All of una go marry in JESUS NAME. AMEN

You what? Blood covenant? Well, big boy, that which you two did is not easy, atleast i dated a girl for 6yrs and we never did a thing like that. You need some prayers and fasting, and go on with your life. such things like this backfires..
What if she comes back with HIV/AIDS, will the covenant still hold. Fast, Pray and go on with life. This is blood issue.

Abacha ie sliced cassava with delicacies=African salad
Palm wine=African Natural Beer

more will still come.

My igbo name is kelechi and my mates call me kaycee, I just had to add mc to it. that's all

I have a name sake in kellorah who else has?