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Family / Need Urgent Answer by mcocolok(m): 9:19pm On Feb 27, 2018
Is it right to leave your bedroom when your dad comes visiting . I am still single and not married.
Romance / Chai by mcocolok(m): 10:06pm On Feb 11, 2018
Na joke oooo grin

Autos / Re: SOLD....Tin-cleared 2007 Toyota Camry SE Gray Color by mcocolok(m): 5:18pm On Feb 08, 2018
leuelliot:


1400 AD Wooden model grin grin grin grin

Even the 1400AD bimmer go dey expensive because na antiquity , classic car be that grin grin grin grin grin
Autos / Re: 2011 Lexus Es350 (super Clean) SOLD by mcocolok(m): 9:01pm On Feb 06, 2018
Bros,

if you get something like this, i am interested
Autos / Re: Register Toyota Camry 2008 Model 1.6m by mcocolok(m): 12:53am On Feb 05, 2018
feekman:
grin grin Bro makawhy now grin you make me laugh menhh

You be correct man, if na some people, dem go dey vex for the comments. Happy sales man.

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Autos / Re: Register Toyota Camry 2008 Model 1.6m by mcocolok(m): 1:40pm On Feb 03, 2018
profjustine458:
OYO---On Your Own

This one no be motor again ooo, na MOTOROLA be this grin grin

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Romance / So True by mcocolok(m): 1:38pm On Feb 03, 2018
Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
����������������������� I dey go Italy

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Autos / Re: Register Toyota Camry 2008 Model 1.6m by mcocolok(m): 12:39am On Feb 03, 2018
Jodesky:
This is auto-abuse.

and them still want 1.6 for this thing...Na wah ooo grin grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Man Unlocks A Phone Without Demanding For Its Receipt, Lands In Police Detention by mcocolok(m): 12:10pm On Jan 30, 2018
This your English self fit unlock person phone grin

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Politics / Amazing by mcocolok(m): 11:29am On Jan 29, 2018
Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! Tokunbo 2007 Lexus ES350 Premium by mcocolok(m): 3:08pm On Jan 28, 2018
olanshi:




I have several units coming in this week, the ship will berth Lagos port tonight.

I will send you some pictures if God permits.

Alright boss
Phones / Re: Glittery Phone Case Leaves Injury On South African Lady's Leg (Disturbing Pics) by mcocolok(m): 9:18pm On Jan 27, 2018
Chai, Leg be looking like vesicular structure grin

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Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD!! Tokunbo 2007 Lexus ES350 Premium by mcocolok(m): 9:15pm On Jan 27, 2018
olanshi:


SOLD! SOLD!!

If you ever come up with a clean ES350 just like this one , i am very interested. Black leather Interior with Nav...
Romance / Where Is The Best Place To Meet Independent And Hardworking Women. by mcocolok(m): 8:11pm On Jan 25, 2018
Hello nairalanders,

Please where is the best place to meet independent and hardworking wife material.
Autos / Re: 2007 Model Toyota Camry Sports Sliver Fully Loaded Toks by mcocolok(m): 1:07am On Jan 23, 2018
2.9?
Politics / Is This For Real? by mcocolok(m): 3:51pm On Jan 18, 2018
I have never read the National Grazing Reserve Council Bill, but I saw something that caught my attention. Bellow is what caught my attention (copied and pasted):

I decided to read a copy of the National Grazing Reserve Council Bill and I was surprised at what I saw.
The Bill creates a council to be chaired by a Chairman to be appointed by the president.
The council shall have the power to take your land anywhere the land is located in the country and then pay you compensation.
Your land, when taken, shall be assigned to herdsmen who shall use your land for grazing purposes. They shall bring cows to the land and you shall lose the land permanently to those Fulani cattlemen.
If you feel that the council was not right to take your land, you can go to court but before you go to court, you must first of all notify the federal attorney general of your intention to sue the council. Apart from notifying, you must get the consent and authority of the Federal Attorney General before you can sue.
So that means that if the Attorney General refuses to give his consent to the suit, you have lost your land forever to the herdsmen.
And this law, when passed, shall apply to the whole country so it means that your land in the village or anywhere is not safe.
The National Grazing Reserve Council would have the power to take away your land from you anytime they want and pay you whatever they want as compensation (even when you don't want to sell, and remember that for you to get compensation, you must have documents showing or proving ownership).
So I think that we all in the South West, South South and South East must rise up and reject this Bill. We must do all things to force our national Assembly members from passing that bill into law.
That bill is a deliberate attempt to take our lands and hand the land over to the Fulani cattlemen since it is only the fulanis that rear cattlshally Nigeria.
That law, when passed, shal fulfil the directive of Uthman Dan Fodio and other northern leaders to take over other parts of Nigeria.
I implore you to use all available means to implore your senator and Rep not to pass that law.
That law will destroy Nigeria.
All over the world, ranches are established and used to rear cattle. The farmers buy land and put thier cattle there. There is no country where the land of the citizens are compulsorily acquired and given to others.
This is evil, and designed to favour the Fulanis where the president comes from.
We must resist the passage of that bill into law to save Nigeria, and to protect our future generations
Please share this piece until it goes viral. We must defend our land and protect our children.
Source: Dr. Austin Monye (UNIBEN)
Properties / Please I Need Your Help by mcocolok(m): 8:11am On Jan 07, 2018
This is really serious and I need wise advice . My uncle recently purchased a gas station ⛽️ and the previous owner happens to be a kidnapper wanted for various kidnapping in the state. My uncle paid 24 million for it and now the kidnapper is no where to be found and the state government is planning to demolish the place and seal the land. My uncle has all documents in place and has travelled to the state capital to pursue his course but still the same. They are to demolish the place on the 10th of this month. Please Nairalanders, please help with your advise on how to go about it. Seun lalasticlala mynd44
Crime / Need Your Help by mcocolok(m): 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
Hello, purchased some items at shoprite. Gave the cashier my atm and she scanned it along with the items . Is this normal ?
Politics / Please Help by mcocolok(m): 6:45am On Nov 30, 2017
Hello nairalanders ,

I have something that bothers me, is it possible to pen down your resignation from the Nigerian Army after your transfer to Maiduguri? Please make una help me for the matter grin grin grin
Politics / NTA Palava by mcocolok(m): 9:17pm On Nov 10, 2017
Na wah for this NTA oooo

Lalasticlala come see your new president ooo

Celebrities / Re: MC Acapella Survives Motor Accident (Photos) by mcocolok(m): 2:47pm On Nov 07, 2017
so it was GOD that allowed the scratch on you and prevented death? NA WAH OOOO

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Jokes Etc / Lols. by mcocolok(m): 2:37pm On Nov 07, 2017
Lalasticlala
seun
mynd44

make we laugh small na grin grin grin

Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 10:37am On Aug 30, 2017
Sold sold sold
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 8:17pm On Aug 29, 2017
pix

Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 8:15pm On Aug 29, 2017
more
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 8:12pm On Aug 29, 2017
TheBawse:
can we see pictures pls . at least have a look of what u wanna sell

Pictures

Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 2:11pm On Aug 25, 2017
Price drop. 65k shipped. 08164408865
Gaming / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 2:06pm On Aug 25, 2017
Price drop. 65k shipped
Gaming / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 1:45pm On Aug 25, 2017
Bump
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 1:44pm On Aug 25, 2017
I am in sapele and price quoted includes shippingp
Gaming / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 1:08pm On Aug 25, 2017
yek:


Location / contact number ?

08164408865
Gaming / Re: Ps4 For Sale by mcocolok(m): 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2017
yek:


Location / contact number ?

I am in delta state sapele but I can ship for free. I.e price includes shipping

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