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XaintJoel20:
How much did you buy it?

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This mumu horse design

Pipedreams:
You are very daft. Who will solve transportation issues if not an effective government?

Why you dey quote that mumu? So na we go buy bullet train give government

Donor: Hello Mr Buhari, I am donating 50 bullet train to Nigeria
Mr Dullard : Oh fank you my Son, we need more of the vullet train. We need more feful like you

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A temple dedicated to the fallen angel, Lucifer, has just officially opened its doors to public worshippers in Montenegro, Colombia, founded by a self-proclaimed sorcerer known as Victor Damián Rozo.

Colombia, a country well known for its strong religious base of Catholicism and Christianity has allowed the legal status of the devil worshipping church under Colombian law despite much criticism, reports a Latin American independent news portal, Latin Correspondent.


‘The Luciferian Seeds Of Light Temple,’ which cost $200,000 to build has been sponsored by multiple groups abroad according to Rozo, whose real name is Héctor Londoño Villegas.

Rozo revealed that he doesn’t know specifically where the money comes from.

“I don’t ask if they (the contributors) are from the Sinaloa cartel or the Zetas,” he said to a Colombian magazine.

“A lot of people contact me and it’s very hard to know if they are or not,” he added.

Governor of Quindío Carlos Eduardo Osorio and the archbishop of nearby Armenia, Pablo Emiro Salas, have spoken out that the cult should be made aware that Satanism is prohibited under the country’s constitution.

Rozo defended his church saying that the object of worship, Lucifer, is not Satan but instead an angel that has been expelled from heaven.

A local Columbian publication, Crónica del Quindío slams Rozo's non-satanic claim by revealing the use of satanic symbols, such as the Sigil of Baphomet and the inverted cross, disproving Rozo's assertion that the cult is not satanic in nature.

The self-proclaimed priest has stated that his temple, “is not open to beggars but to the most powerful people in the country.”

Instead, there are promises of wealth and sex to his devotees despite claiming that any sacrifices and acts of lust are prohibited in the temple.

Rozo is planning to host a convention for worshippers of Beelzebub within the next few months.

Source : http://www.malaysiandigest.com/world/593623-video-church-for-devil-worshippers-opens-in-colombia.html

Please Is This One Also A Mother?

ipobarecriminals:
y expect ur papa to sleep on the mat while u spread ur legs apart

No man, I stay in a 2 bedroom but the visitors room ain’t furnished enough

Is it right to leave your bedroom when your dad comes visiting . I am still single and not married.

Is it right to leave your bedroom when your dad comes visiting . I am still single and not married.

Is it right to leave your bedroom when your dad comes visiting . I am still single and not married.

Na joke oooo

leuelliot:
1400 AD Wooden model

Even the 1400AD bimmer go dey expensive because na antiquity , classic car be that

Bros,

if you get something like this, i am interested

feekman:
Bro makawhy now you make me laugh menhh

You be correct man, if na some people, dem go dey vex for the comments. Happy sales man.

profjustine458:
OYO---On Your Own

This one no be motor again ooo, na MOTOROLA be this

Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
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Jodesky:
This is auto-abuse.

and them still want 1.6 for this thing...Na wah ooo

This your English self fit unlock person phone

Is this possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4yeBy9R9cA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4yeBy9R9cA

olanshi:


I have several units coming in this week, the ship will berth Lagos port tonight.

I will send you some pictures if God permits.

Alright boss

Chai, Leg be looking like vesicular structure

olanshi:


SOLD! SOLD!!

If you ever come up with a clean ES350 just like this one , i am very interested. Black leather Interior with Nav...

Hello nairalanders,

Please where is the best place to meet independent and hardworking wife material.

2.9?

I have never read the National Grazing Reserve Council Bill, but I saw something that caught my attention. Bellow is what caught my attention (copied and pasted):

I decided to read a copy of the National Grazing Reserve Council Bill and I was surprised at what I saw.
The Bill creates a council to be chaired by a Chairman to be appointed by the president.
The council shall have the power to take your land anywhere the land is located in the country and then pay you compensation.
Your land, when taken, shall be assigned to herdsmen who shall use your land for grazing purposes. They shall bring cows to the land and you shall lose the land permanently to those Fulani cattlemen.
If you feel that the council was not right to take your land, you can go to court but before you go to court, you must first of all notify the federal attorney general of your intention to sue the council. Apart from notifying, you must get the consent and authority of the Federal Attorney General before you can sue.
So that means that if the Attorney General refuses to give his consent to the suit, you have lost your land forever to the herdsmen.
And this law, when passed, shall apply to the whole country so it means that your land in the village or anywhere is not safe.
The National Grazing Reserve Council would have the power to take away your land from you anytime they want and pay you whatever they want as compensation (even when you don't want to sell, and remember that for you to get compensation, you must have documents showing or proving ownership).
So I think that we all in the South West, South South and South East must rise up and reject this Bill. We must do all things to force our national Assembly members from passing that bill into law.
That bill is a deliberate attempt to take our lands and hand the land over to the Fulani cattlemen since it is only the fulanis that rear cattlshally Nigeria.
That law, when passed, shal fulfil the directive of Uthman Dan Fodio and other northern leaders to take over other parts of Nigeria.
I implore you to use all available means to implore your senator and Rep not to pass that law.
That law will destroy Nigeria.
All over the world, ranches are established and used to rear cattle. The farmers buy land and put thier cattle there. There is no country where the land of the citizens are compulsorily acquired and given to others.
This is evil, and designed to favour the Fulanis where the president comes from.
We must resist the passage of that bill into law to save Nigeria, and to protect our future generations
Please share this piece until it goes viral. We must defend our land and protect our children.
Source: Dr. Austin Monye (UNIBEN)

This is really serious and I need wise advice . My uncle recently purchased a gas station ⛽️ and the previous owner happens to be a kidnapper wanted for various kidnapping in the state. My uncle paid 24 million for it and now the kidnapper is no where to be found and the state government is planning to demolish the place and seal the land. My uncle has all documents in place and has travelled to the state capital to pursue his course but still the same. They are to demolish the place on the 10th of this month. Please Nairalanders, please help with your advise on how to go about it. Seun lalasticlala mynd44

Hello, purchased some items at shoprite. Gave the cashier my atm and she scanned it along with the items . Is this normal ?

Hello nairalanders ,

I have something that bothers me, is it possible to pen down your resignation from the Nigerian Army after your transfer to Maiduguri? Please make una help me for the matter

Na wah for this NTA oooo

Lalasticlala come see your new president ooo

so it was GOD that allowed the scratch on you and prevented death? NA WAH OOOO

Lalasticlala
seun
mynd44

make we laugh small na