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smithsydny:
I no go use fuvvk kill ma self oo.. I need food also ooo. Kai.. Ukwu.. Epp me o gawd

If you visit me and she insult you, I go look you like daddy showkey

smithsydny:
I no go use fuvvk kill ma self oo.. I need food also ooo. Kai.. Ukwu.. Epp me o gawd

Hahaha, me I go try teach am to sabi cook but as for rude, you are on your own ooo..

Will You Still Marry This Woman Even Though Her Food Always Has Too Much Salt and also rude?

Juventus to appear in court for selling a Chinese product to Manchester United.

let me say this; both Leo and Cristiano are the two best players of our generation.

1. Lionel Messi is more versatile and dynamic. He has played as a right winger, as a CAM, as a False 9 and often drops very deep at the position of a CM for Barcelona and Argentina of late. He has been very successful in all of the aforementioned positions, vis a vis, controlling the game, creating chances, dribbling past several players with ease and scoring for fun.
Cristiano on the other hand is a little one dimensional of late. Over the last two years, he has concentrated more on scoring goals, and is not seen involved in build up play as much as one would like him to. He preys on the supplies of his team mates. He is a prolific goalscorer.

2. Team player- Ronaldo and Messi are both the talisman for their respective teams . However, as a United supporter and follower of Ronaldo since 2003, I have noticed that Ronaldo is a tad bit selfish. Most strikers are selfish. But his recent expressions of exasperation at Bale and Arbeloa for not letting him score have pretty evidently reflected how he values personal goals over his team. Messi on the other hand is a perfect team player. Even when on the verge of a hattrick, recently against Cordoba, he let Neymar take the penalty. It was a great show of sportsmanship spirit and the kind of bonding and understanding he shares with his team mates. He values teams performance over personal achievements.

3. Success with National Team- Leo Messi is a clear winner in this aspect. He won an Olympic Gold with Argentina, has taken his team to the final of last years World Cup, even when all the Argentine strikers put up a horror show and misfired left right and centre.
Ronaldo hasn't been poor with Portugal, but his performances have not been exceptional either.

4. Play acting- One huge quality Messi possesses is that he never goes down easily on the field when tackled. He never play acts. I have hardly ever seen him diving.
Ronaldo on the other hand has a terrible reputation of diving. He has been booked several time for simulation and often times he gets away with dives to earn penalties. He used to do this at United as well.

Statistics- Messi has 452 goals for club and country in 575 appearances. Ronaldo has 481 in 739.
Quite clearly, Messi is ahead, statistically.

Aside from all these points most pundits, former players and coaches, who understand the game better keep Messi ahead of Ronaldo.
Also, from this generation, Messi time and again has been hailed as the all time greatest(which is very debatable).

Ronaldo at United was dynamic winger who could score and get past players at will. However at Real, with his quest for Ballon D'or he has become more of a great goalscorer. Nothing more, nothing less.

Messi, indeed is the better player and the greatest of this generation.

At the onset of tinubus political career, he had two notable career wrecking legal crisis; the drug dealing conviction case in US and the US masters certificate scandal.
These two cases shook tinubu to his roots, and though he survived by withdrawing the certificate as an unnecessary extra, he learnt from those early days on, the importance of deploying legal blockade against an opponent.
What became tinubus strategy? To pocket the Nigerian legal and judicial system.
This he went on to do with great ease via his magnanimous empowerment nature.
Tinubu is a natural empowerer. He takes his boys from nobodyship, makes them commissioner in lagos state, then, bombs them over to any SW state as governor. Any girlfriend can be dashed any post anytime.

He strategically extended this "humanitarian " feat to activists and at a point, Soyinka had two sons as commissioners in two different SW states simultaneously. Soyinkas mouth ever since then went mute.

Most of The key judges and lawyers are all in jagabans pocket. When he wanted to pluck all SW states off PDP, he deployed justice Salami.

When he wanted to punish saraki, for taking his coveted 3rd citizen seat, he used an innocuous tribunal, where hapless jona tried him, but without success. See the mess he's making of Saraki now. That one is in political purgatory.

So, he has been experiencing ingratitude from Buhari, in an off and on manner, and I knew that the jagaban I've studied, will surely find a way to castrate and cage Buhari. It's certificate stupid? Tinubus been there and done that. So he deploys a young Unknown lawyer with a court case challenging this certificate that he's certain Buhari doesn't have. Make no mistake about it, he won't send Buhari packing, but he's got him where he wanted. Buhari is a potential gonner. The laws of the land are clear on waec as basic legal allowance to be a president.
Tinubu is not an over ambitious man. He has a price. Buhari need to keep meeting his price to keep staying in power. Tinubu owns all the SW SANs, no contest!
He owns the court processes, no contest. That's the prize for being a man with a large heart.
This case will cool down but won't go away. It's the check on Buhari. It's Tinubus reward for broad generosity and smart godfatherism.

How they now worship God in church. Lol endtime worship

Found this video on YouTube and thought I should share.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r63bSnKmbS4

Ashawo man of God. People go still carry their marriage go meet them for office all in the name of counseling

My landlord. That guy dey only pick calls December

What pose will you call the one na? Hahahaha

Tinubu the master fixer; Buhari is nailed to the crucifix of legalese

At the onset of tinubus political career, he had two notable career wrecking legal crisis; the drug dealing conviction case in US and the US masters certificate scandal.
These two cases shook tinubu to his roots, and though he survived by withdrawing the certificate as an unnecessary extra, he learnt from those early days on, the importance of deploying legal blockade against an opponent.
What became tinubus strategy? To pocket the Nigerian legal and judicial system.
This he went on to do with great ease via his magnanimous empowerment nature.
Tinubu is a natural empowerer. He takes his boys from nobodyship, makes them commissioner in lagos state, then, bombs them over to any SW state as governor. Any girlfriend can be dashed any post anytime.

He strategically extended this "humanitarian " feat to activists and at a point, Soyinka had two sons as commissioners in two different SW states simultaneously. Soyinkas mouth ever since then went mute.

Most of The key judges and lawyers are all in jagabans pocket. When he wanted to pluck all SW states off PDP, he deployed justice Salami.

When he wanted to punish saraki, for taking his coveted 3rd citizen seat, he used an innocuous tribunal, where hapless jona tried him, but without success. See the mess he's making of Saraki now. That one is in political purgatory.

So, he has been experiencing ingratitude from Buhari, in an off and on manner, and I knew that the jagaban I've studied, will surely find a way to castrate and cage Buhari. It's certificate stupid? Tinubus been there and done that. So he deploys a young Unknown lawyer with a court case challenging this certificate that he's certain Buhari doesn't have. Make no mistake about it, he won't send Buhari packing, but he's got him where he wanted. Buhari is a potential gonner. The laws of the land are clear on waec as basic legal allowance to be a president.
Tinubu is not an over ambitious man. He has a price. Buhari need to keep meeting his price to keep staying in power. Tinubu owns all the SW SANs, no contest!
He owns the court processes, no contest. That's the prize for being a man with a large heart.
This case will cool down but won't go away. It's the check on Buhari. It's Tinubus reward for broad generosity and smart godfatherism.

OH AMAKA... SHE WORKED AT THE AUDITING DEPARTMENT OF PTI.....RIP

jesussaves22:
I have been to so many cities in Nigeria and none of the cities are devoid of crime. How ever some cities welcomes crime more than the other. Some cities derived joy in crime more than others and Warri in delta state is not an exception. Am not writing this to discredit the good people in this city if there is or the city itself but is a tribute to our sister the only child of her old and aged mother whose life was cut short by the ever happy crime committers in this city of warri. Warri in this context includes both the orhobos and the itsekiris. Since my two years in this city I have not heard a day passed without a wave of crime committed in warri. Our sister was shot on Friday night when she went to drop her visitor only to meet her end. They took her new bought Rx 330 and still shot her in the stomach creating 96 holes in her body and all the effort of the Doctors to save her proved void as she passes on. Now the aged mother is in coma since she heard the news yesterday... Rest in peace Sister if only I have any little power to revenge your death I will not spare anybody guilty or innocent living in this crime blessed city. A pregnant woman was robbed and stab. A mobile police officer was shot when he wants to rescue a victim of arm robbery. More than 10 people were kidnapped two days ago around my vicinity. In warri pastors and Rev fathers are spy to crime committers . Parents jubilate when their children succeeds in committing crime. A mother sponsors her daughters to source for money sleeping with men. Father's gives their sons mandate of what to achieve the next day. Riot which turns to broad day robbery are been carried out with the parents backup. Peoples shops and cars are been looted in broad daylight because they are rioting. Why are they rioting because their garage chairman was overthrown by his rivals. In warri you find it difficult stopping to lift your friends on the road when you are driving because of fear of either been kidnapped or robbed. In WARRI EVERY BODY IS A SUSPECT. What a city? Rest in peace Sister Amaka your killers' will surely die one day. Those in support of your death will die too. If your business is flourishing in Warri you are in trouble and if you are not doing well you may not be able to pay your house rent in Warri. In Warri your co-workers are spies to kidnappers and your business associates are spies to kidnappers, what a city? When you are in the bank you are praying and when you are at home you are also praying. Why is crime welcome in warri? Who among the elders of orohbo and itsekiri will speak up to this matter? I know of a boy in my own town he was arrested because he threatened to kill somebody and after the arrest petitions started flowing like water to the state commissioner of police reminding him that the boy in question is an arm robber and deserve to die the petitioners includes the boys parents and that was the end of him... Can things like this happen in this city? God help us the visitors here and protect us from evil plans in Jesus Christ name. Amen. Rest in peace Amaka may God almighty forgive you your sins and welcome you into his kingdom. Mods please do the needful.

Airtel the smart yansh

My name is Waidi. Back in Primary school, I was very poor in Mathematics.
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged.
One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, "Waddy what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” And I was like ... "Well, na God o"
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement.
When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have been answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said, "One silly student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?”
The whole class echoed..
.
"Waidddii

lalasticlala come see your broda oooo

IGBO Arsenal Fan in London


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpj-eC9UkIU"

This guy don OVERTAKE 2FACE ooooo

rocoh:
All they have found is Gas no one has discovered oil in the Borno Basin which is our own part of the Chad Basin. Geologically two reasons are given :
1 Nigeria is far from the depocenter of Chad Basin.

2 The intrusion of the Jurassic Younger Granite has has gasified any oil that might have been available there.

3 MIGRATION.

This man was spotted in a totally wasted condition on new year's day (Jan, 1) outside a club in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state. The drunk who was caught in deep sleep (even sucking his thumb) wasn't woken, but rather his fellow Nigerians had a field day taking photos so that bloggers like us can have what to blog about.

lalasticlala come and see ooo. Graphic pic

cheap scam...use another format

UNA DEY SCATTER THIS COUNTRY LIKE GARRI

UNA DEY SCATTER THIS COUNTRY LIKE GARRI

UNA DEY SCATTER THIS COUNTRY LIKE GARRI

what kind of flag is this? UNA DEY SCATTER THIS COUNTRY LIKE GARRI

UNA DEY SCATTER THIS COUNTRY LIKE GARRI

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this, how is it people were watching this and did nothing about it. A cop's car was even there

I really do not know how to upload this video.. Found the Video on facebook.


https://web.facebook.com/GossipMillNaija/videos/416680961871757/


Cc:lalasticlala News don come!

Edo State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Chris Ezike, to thoroughly investigate the abuse of power by the Army Captain and his gang.

Police investigate the abuse of power by the ARMY captain? STORY FOR THE GODS

While y'all keep screaming happy independence , I'm here wondering wtf is wrong with these people? What is happy about our shameful display of corrupt leaders, our parasitic coexistence rather than symbiotic , despicable state of the country's security, repugnant celebration of pathetic unworthy public servants , deplorable state of infrastructure, polluted groundwater resources, ill managed solid minerals, over dependent oil economy, alarming high congregation of bigots. If given the chance , most of you would tear your passports for another country's. Unless we use this time to reflect on what we have done in the past 55 years rather than celebrate , then we still heading to a dead end. God bless Nigeria !!! Ain't nothing to be happy about!!!!

Just slap am, then you do not need to write a letter