I was at the scene . The shirt I wore contained the word ARIK written and I had to run for safety before them go say I be the assistant manager

NotOfThis:
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See the way you make brain.. You tooooo fineeeeee

Lalasticlala

Jesus !!!!!!!!! See pain before death. I am an atheist but na this kind death dey make person repent ooo. Oluwa guide all nairalanders in Jesus name oooo

Dem dey give us light before?

ricktnum:
you are a dullard!!! Your education is a waste! That's an insensitive joke. May your wife and children be raped and infected with HIV and nay they never have access to the drugs. Big foooool! HIV patients on medication don't look like that. They arevhealthy more than you think! I'm Dr. Rictnum

LOL...MUMU... HE PAIN AM KAIIIII

Is that a prisoner OR someone living with HIV and AIDS in one of the ABANDONED federal medical centers ....

Ultimate power

BEWARE. IT IS SNAKE SEASON!

DUE TO THE HEATWAVE AND HIGH TEMPERATURES, SNAKES, ESPECIALLY COBRAS, SEEK REFUGE IN COOLER PLACES LIKE INSIDE HOMES.

SAFETY TIPS

1. Avoid leaving windows open for too long. Cobras and Mambas can reach heights that are very high.

2. Avoid leaving your front doors open for fresh air in the evenings. These reptiles are absolutely STEALTHY (too quiet). You won't hear or see them go inside your house.

3 Before sitting under the tree that has that cooling shade, check the branches that there are no snakes lurking in the branches.

4. Check your bed and surrounding before you go to bed, cobras are notorious for hiding under the sheets.

5. Avoid the age old trend of liking to chill outside of the house, with mattresses and wrappers in the evening. Most reptiles are nocturnal (hunt at night and more effective)

6. Not only snakes might bite you, but also the age old human enemy; the centipede (Mosithaphala), which is fast and very venomous.

7. Clear bushes round your house. They attract rats and mice which are the favourite snacks of the most dangerous snake’s favorite meal.

8. Buy snake repellent powder and pour it round your yard. You will definitely decrease the chances of a snake ever visiting your home by 90%.

Beware of confronting snakes that get into your homes. Some snakes can be killed easily, others like the black mamba are very cocky. If threatened, they will chase you at an alarming speed and give multiple bites while still on the chase; and bitten victims may not live to see the next forty minutes. So, just be very careful when trying to kill those snakes.

Stay well and be safe. It's snake season. It's very hot and they are highly active and get agitated and angry very fast.

Lalasticlala help us move am go the right place. I know say you like snake

What do you see when you look at him?

Marrying the wrong person go turn the list around oooo

elotajohn1:
Where's OBI OF ONITSHA

No be only Obi of onitsha , na Mikel Obi

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donphilopus:


You're following up. Kudos!

Thanks. He is now leading in florida

Clinton winning in Florida and Ohio

Clinton winning in Florida and Ohio

This is pure art

Omo see snake

please nairalanders, where can i download haji bright and super white good morning / Iyarisi

please nairalanders, where can i download haji bright and super white good morning / Iyarisi

This happened while my pastor was having bible study with some of his church members. This is for real and if you do not believe the presence of God is real, you better have a re think . I love you Jesus .

smithsydny:
I no go use fuvvk kill ma self oo.. I need food also ooo. Kai.. Ukwu.. Epp me o gawd

If you visit me and she insult you, I go look you like daddy showkey

smithsydny:
I no go use fuvvk kill ma self oo.. I need food also ooo. Kai.. Ukwu.. Epp me o gawd

Hahaha, me I go try teach am to sabi cook but as for rude, you are on your own ooo..

Will You Still Marry This Woman Even Though Her Food Always Has Too Much Salt and also rude?

Juventus to appear in court for selling a Chinese product to Manchester United.

let me say this; both Leo and Cristiano are the two best players of our generation.

1. Lionel Messi is more versatile and dynamic. He has played as a right winger, as a CAM, as a False 9 and often drops very deep at the position of a CM for Barcelona and Argentina of late. He has been very successful in all of the aforementioned positions, vis a vis, controlling the game, creating chances, dribbling past several players with ease and scoring for fun.
Cristiano on the other hand is a little one dimensional of late. Over the last two years, he has concentrated more on scoring goals, and is not seen involved in build up play as much as one would like him to. He preys on the supplies of his team mates. He is a prolific goalscorer.

2. Team player- Ronaldo and Messi are both the talisman for their respective teams . However, as a United supporter and follower of Ronaldo since 2003, I have noticed that Ronaldo is a tad bit selfish. Most strikers are selfish. But his recent expressions of exasperation at Bale and Arbeloa for not letting him score have pretty evidently reflected how he values personal goals over his team. Messi on the other hand is a perfect team player. Even when on the verge of a hattrick, recently against Cordoba, he let Neymar take the penalty. It was a great show of sportsmanship spirit and the kind of bonding and understanding he shares with his team mates. He values teams performance over personal achievements.

3. Success with National Team- Leo Messi is a clear winner in this aspect. He won an Olympic Gold with Argentina, has taken his team to the final of last years World Cup, even when all the Argentine strikers put up a horror show and misfired left right and centre.
Ronaldo hasn't been poor with Portugal, but his performances have not been exceptional either.

4. Play acting- One huge quality Messi possesses is that he never goes down easily on the field when tackled. He never play acts. I have hardly ever seen him diving.
Ronaldo on the other hand has a terrible reputation of diving. He has been booked several time for simulation and often times he gets away with dives to earn penalties. He used to do this at United as well.

Statistics- Messi has 452 goals for club and country in 575 appearances. Ronaldo has 481 in 739.
Quite clearly, Messi is ahead, statistically.

Aside from all these points most pundits, former players and coaches, who understand the game better keep Messi ahead of Ronaldo.
Also, from this generation, Messi time and again has been hailed as the all time greatest(which is very debatable).

Ronaldo at United was dynamic winger who could score and get past players at will. However at Real, with his quest for Ballon D'or he has become more of a great goalscorer. Nothing more, nothing less.

Messi, indeed is the better player and the greatest of this generation.

At the onset of tinubus political career, he had two notable career wrecking legal crisis; the drug dealing conviction case in US and the US masters certificate scandal.
These two cases shook tinubu to his roots, and though he survived by withdrawing the certificate as an unnecessary extra, he learnt from those early days on, the importance of deploying legal blockade against an opponent.
What became tinubus strategy? To pocket the Nigerian legal and judicial system.
This he went on to do with great ease via his magnanimous empowerment nature.
Tinubu is a natural empowerer. He takes his boys from nobodyship, makes them commissioner in lagos state, then, bombs them over to any SW state as governor. Any girlfriend can be dashed any post anytime.

He strategically extended this "humanitarian " feat to activists and at a point, Soyinka had two sons as commissioners in two different SW states simultaneously. Soyinkas mouth ever since then went mute.

Most of The key judges and lawyers are all in jagabans pocket. When he wanted to pluck all SW states off PDP, he deployed justice Salami.

When he wanted to punish saraki, for taking his coveted 3rd citizen seat, he used an innocuous tribunal, where hapless jona tried him, but without success. See the mess he's making of Saraki now. That one is in political purgatory.

So, he has been experiencing ingratitude from Buhari, in an off and on manner, and I knew that the jagaban I've studied, will surely find a way to castrate and cage Buhari. It's certificate stupid? Tinubus been there and done that. So he deploys a young Unknown lawyer with a court case challenging this certificate that he's certain Buhari doesn't have. Make no mistake about it, he won't send Buhari packing, but he's got him where he wanted. Buhari is a potential gonner. The laws of the land are clear on waec as basic legal allowance to be a president.
Tinubu is not an over ambitious man. He has a price. Buhari need to keep meeting his price to keep staying in power. Tinubu owns all the SW SANs, no contest!
He owns the court processes, no contest. That's the prize for being a man with a large heart.
This case will cool down but won't go away. It's the check on Buhari. It's Tinubus reward for broad generosity and smart godfatherism.

How they now worship God in church. Lol endtime worship

Found this video on YouTube and thought I should share.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r63bSnKmbS4

Ashawo man of God. People go still carry their marriage go meet them for office all in the name of counseling

My landlord. That guy dey only pick calls December