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Politics / Re: Jega: No Plan To Rig Election For Any Party by mcocolok(m): 6:35am On Mar 27, 2015
THINKING ABOUT THIS:
Buhari's child Zara is paying over 12million Naira as school fees developing her future and career. Jonathan's children are also abroad for studies and residence while developing their career and living in affluence. Atiku Abubakar's children are abroad schooling. Tinubu's children are abroad schooling and living in affluence,they are all developing and investing in their children to continue to rule us after they are gone. You are there as a jobless graduate wearing APC and PDP customized vest and polo, chanting "Change" holding brooms and carrying umbrellas chanting "Transformation" killing yourself, fomenting trouble and constituting nuisance to the society because of Peanuts that can't make you a better person? Stop being a disgrace to your discipline, stop wearing APC vest and carrying PDP umbrellas because that is the wish of politicians for you. they know if you have a good job, they can't use you as a thug/'propagandist'. If Buhari will not bring all his ten children to the street for campaign and Jonathan will not bring his children and blood brothers to the street for campaign, then you are a disgrace to your family if you don't stop masquerading yourself as PDP and APC agents, because up till now, I have never seen Buhari 's children and Jonathan's children on the streets wearing APC vest and holding brooms, neither have I seen Jonathan's children carrying the PDP umbrella even on Social Media let alone in the streets. To whom brain is given, Sense is expected! Just Vote. No violence! And be safe. Spread the news! God bless Nigeria.
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Tell Nigerians What He Forgot In Aso Rock - Patience Jonathan by mcocolok(m): 9:49pm On Mar 23, 2015
Lucasbalo:
Kudos to you. You hit a Grandslam . There is nothing more to add. God bless you and bless Nigerians. Time for a change in leadership .

Thank you Man...I see no reason why a level headed Man should want a continuity of this Government...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Tell Nigerians What He Forgot In Aso Rock - Patience Jonathan by mcocolok(m): 8:51pm On Mar 23, 2015
He pardoned Alamesiegha, the man who was convicted abroad and had to escape dressed as an ugly woman. He pardoned and embraced Buruji Kashamu; a wanted drug baron and made him a party chairman. He pardoned Al mustapha; the hench man of Late Sani Abacha to use him in order to achieve some selfish political gains. He accepted and embraced Ali Modu Sheriff; a well known boko haram sponsor and gave him the PDP ticket to contest for senate. He failed to prosecute Stella Oduah, the Aviation Minister for the massive sleaze of her ministry's treasury to buy bullet-proof cars. He failed to prosecute Aba Moro; the Interior Minister who suprintended over the death of many graduates in search of immigration jobs and collected a thousand naira from each candidate. He failed to prosecute Diezani Madueke; the Petroleum Minister who has not been able to account for the missing billions of naira that developed wings under her care and was indicted abroad for brazen corruption. He failed to prosecute the man who stole billions of pension funds meant for those who have deligently served their father-land for 35 years. Aminu Oguche, the man who was extradited, a self-professed master-mind of the Nyanya bomb blast in which so many lives and properties were destroyed; was set free and to this day, not a single word has been heard from the presidency. He appointed Obanikoro, a known and unrepentant election rigger as a Minister in his cabinet. He appointed Femi Fani Kayode, a man with a money-laundering case on his neck, as his campaign co-ordinator. When Nigeria had a president, Gani Adams was in hiding, Uwazurike was in detention awaiting trial for treason, Asari Dokubo was in detention awaiting trial for treason, Tompolo was in hiding.Now vagabonds are in power the result is what we are witnessing today. Nigerians, these are the kind of people Jonathan loves to work with. Should we continue to leave our yams in the 'care' of goats A president who cannot muster enough strength to confront our greatest problem is not fit to be re-elected! People, pls tell me, is this the kind of person we honestly want as our leader Should our dislike for Buhari make us continue with the mess we are in Haba! CHANGE is natural and absolutely necessary! Jonathan is a disaster to this country.

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Politics / Gbagaun From Patience Jonathan by mcocolok(m): 3:13pm On Mar 18, 2015
Patience Jonathan don gbagaun today for PH ooo......

Since all along......

When I married my husband, bayelsa state was never created, ME AND MY HUSBAND WHERE BROTHERS........

We will teach you that rivers state is not where you won't respect an elders....
Education / Re: Please Help A Geologist by mcocolok(m): 5:52pm On Mar 14, 2015
goodmorning40:
That sound weird. What is invertebrat....

Use google
Education / Please Help A Geologist by mcocolok(m): 5:33pm On Mar 14, 2015
Please I need help on a geological time scale strictly for invertebrate. I am about to write an exam on Tuesday and I need any help I can get. I need a time scale structured for only invertebrate . This should show the positions of invertebrate on the scale. Please need your help ASAP.

Please mods. lalasticlala Help your boy move to fp. Really need help on this thing. Have searched through google but couldn't get any
Education / Re: Please Help A Geologist by mcocolok(m): 5:07pm On Mar 14, 2015
Please mods. lalasticlala Help your boy move to fp. Really need help on this thing. Have searched through google but couldn't get any
Education / Please Help A Geologist by mcocolok(m): 5:01pm On Mar 14, 2015
Please I need help on a geological time scale strictly for invertebrate. I am about to write an exam on Tuesday and I need any help I can get. I need a time scale structured for only invertebrate . This should show the positions of invertebrate on the scale. Please need your help ASAP.
Family / Re: 40% Of First Borns Are Not From Their Fathers- Dna Expert Reveals by mcocolok(m): 11:34am On Mar 09, 2015
angrybird007:
N

N for Nose

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Crime / Re: Security Agencies Link Uwais’ Son To Mutallab’s Bomber Son by mcocolok(m): 9:02am On Mar 09, 2015
holatin:
hk

Hong kong
Politics / Re: Army All Over Port Harcourt by mcocolok(m): 1:17pm On Mar 01, 2015
He no go Happen..If dem Like make dem carry BAZUKKA....WE GO STAND GIDIGBA........CHANGE IS NEAR....NIGERIANS WANT CHANGE AND THEY CAN SEE THE WIND OF CHANGE BLOWING... WE SAY NO TO THE REMOVAL OF JEGA.... seun , lalasticlala please do the needful..
Politics / Re: A 72 Year Old Man Has Nothing To Offer Nigerians – Dame Jonathan by mcocolok(m): 8:01pm On Feb 27, 2015
itetemi:
better to be 72 and filled with leadership wisdom than supposedly younger super clueless jonny walker.
Nelson Mandela became president at 74.


i don wise oooo... i am ready to vote a dead man with your above stated qualities...

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Pets / Re: Indian Monkey Set To Inherit Fortune From Ostracised Couple by mcocolok(m): 7:41am On Feb 24, 2015
The NEXT THING WE GO HEAR SAY BANANA INHERIT PROPERTY....

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Romance / Re: Please Help A Friend by mcocolok(m): 7:17pm On Feb 22, 2015
Cutehector:
its made up sef. I knw dem wen I see one. Girls like complicated rship eh.

Bros this is not made up oooo... The guy needs advice oooo...
Romance / Re: Please Help A Friend by mcocolok(m): 6:39pm On Feb 22, 2015
Tandullceblog:
He doesn't deserve advice. He should take whatever befalls him.

Why you dey talk like this? even devil need advice grin
Romance / Please Help A Friend by mcocolok(m): 6:29pm On Feb 22, 2015
PLEASE THIS POST IS FOR A FRIEND...HELP OUT AS I WILL HAVE HIM READ YOUR COMMENTS.


I met this Guy about six years back and he his a very nice fellow and a good friend... When i met him, he was dating a very beautiful girl and they where both in Love.. Early 2011, i found out my Friend was also sleeping with his BABE'S SISTER... I called him as a friend and adviced him to stop and he promised to stop. He later came back to me and said the girl told him she was pregnant . He cried and said he made a mistake and he is afraid of confessing to his girlfriend (MTCHEWWW, FOR MY MIND, WETIN CONCERN ME, YOU BE CONFESSOR, WHEN YOU DEY ENJOY THE THING, YOU FORGET TO CONFESS). He also said the girl promised telling her sister if he tries to end the relationship. I called my GUY to confess NA and he said '' OGA I NO GO FIT DO AM OOO, I LIKE THAT GIRL DIE AND I NO FIT LEAVE HER'' then i replied '' YOU LIKE THE GIRL AND YOU DEY DOKE HIM SISTER, WETIN YOU GO COME DO THE BELLE NA?''.. I called the girl and talked her into removing the pregnancy and she replied '' NA because OF YOU OOO, I LOVE JIM AND I NO FIT LEAVE AM FOR MY SISTER BUT I GO COMMOT THE BELLE ON ONE CONDITION'' Wetin be the condition is replied '' HIM NO GO LEAVE ME AT ALL '' and i said yes to set the ball rolling. We went for the Abortion.. They went on secretly with their TELEMUNDO affair and i watched from afar in 3D....

Early last year, Jim called me and told me about is marriage plans, i asked who the lucky girl was and he replied '' WETIN DEY DO YOU, NA MY BABE I ONE MARRY NA '' . i asked '' WHAT ABOUT THE SISTER WE YOU STILL DEY DOKE?'' He laughed and said FORGET MY GUY... The marriage went on... I called him after the marriage to CONFESS to his wife and he refused...

The girl called Him and said he needs 300K or she would open up to his wife... I told Him, YOU SURE SAY NA ALL THOSE Bleep BEFORE MARRIAGE SHE ONE TELL YOUR WIFE OR UNA DON MEET AGAIN AFTER YOU MARRY YOUR WIFE'' He confessed and said Yes and we met twice after the wedding...

I am now as confused as the problem carrier.. The only thing i told him was GUY , WEAR SHIRT MAKE YOU GO DRINK FIVE BOTTLE OF GULDER, YOU PROBLEM WILL BE OVER....

Please no insults, help this guy out.....
Nairaland / General / Please Help A Friend by mcocolok(m): 6:23pm On Feb 22, 2015
PLEASE THIS POST IS FOR A FRIEND...HELP OUT AS I WILL HAVE HIM READ YOUR COMMENTS.


I met this Guy about six years back and he his a very nice fellow and a good friend... When i met him, he was dating a very beautiful girl and they where both in Love.. Early 2011, i found out my Friend was also sleeping with his BABE'S SISTER... I called him as a friend and adviced him to stop and he promised to stop. He later came back to me and said the girl told him she was pregnant . He cried and said he made a mistake and he is afraid of confessing to his girlfriend (MTCHEWWW, FOR MY MIND, WETIN CONCERN ME, YOU BE CONFESSOR, WHEN YOU DEY ENJOY THE THING, YOU FORGET TO CONFESS). He also said the girl promised telling her sister if he tries to end the relationship. I called my GUY to confess NA and he said '' OGA I NO GO FIT DO AM OOO, I LIKE THAT GIRL DIE AND I NO FIT LEAVE HER'' then i replied '' YOU LIKE THE GIRL AND YOU DEY DOKE HIM SISTER, WETIN YOU GO COME DO THE BELLE NA?''.. I called the girl and talked her into removing the pregnancy and she replied '' NA because OF YOU OOO, I LOVE JIM AND I NO FIT LEAVE AM FOR MY SISTER BUT I GO COMMOT THE BELLE ON ONE CONDITION'' Wetin be the condition is replied '' HIM NO GO LEAVE ME AT ALL '' and i said yes to set the ball rolling. We went for the Abortion.. They went on secretly with their TELEMUNDO affair and i watched from afar in 3D....

Early last year, Jim called me and told me about is marriage plans, i asked who the lucky girl was and he replied '' WETIN DEY DO YOU, NA MY BABE I ONE MARRY NA '' . i asked '' WHAT ABOUT THE SISTER WE YOU STILL DEY DOKE?'' He laughed and said FORGET MY GUY... The marriage went on... I called him after the marriage to CONFESS to his wife and he refused...

The girl called Him and said he needs 300K or she would open up to his wife... I told Him, YOU SURE SAY NA ALL THOSE Bleep BEFORE MARRIAGE SHE ONE TELL YOUR WIFE OR UNA DON MEET AGAIN AFTER YOU MARRY YOUR WIFE'' He confessed and said Yes and we met twice after the wedding...

I am now as confused as the problem carrier.. The only thing i told him was GUY , WEAR SHIRT MAKE YOU GO DRINK FIVE BOTTLE OF GULDER, YOU PROBLEM WILL BE OVER....

Please no insults, help this guy out.....
Politics / Re: PDP Chieftain Found With 500 Pvcs In Benin by mcocolok(m): 5:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
Jarexxx:
Rigging too sure for this coming election

Rigging no sure for them dats why dey hussle
Politics / Re: PDP Chieftain Found With 500 Pvcs In Benin by mcocolok(m): 5:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
[quote author=Jarexxx post=30850337]Rigging too sure
Crime / Re: Picture Of The Young Mans Dick Bathed With Acid by mcocolok(m): 9:41pm On Feb 09, 2015
lalasticlala:



the pic from the earlier thread that hit the homepage was removed Bcs the original website that carried the news didn't put that Pics, I don't know where the other website that copied the news got the pics from.... And it's same Pic that was earlier removed..

This is the real pics and I had a friend confirm. He is in ozoro and I live in warri. Ozoro is so close to umunede . They are both isoko communities.
Crime / Re: Picture Of The Young Mans Dick Bathed With Acid by mcocolok(m): 6:40pm On Feb 09, 2015
deekseen:

Big lie! I've had this pic on my old phone for about 3 years now.

Stories.
Crime / Re: Picture Of The Young Mans Dick Bathed With Acid by mcocolok(m): 6:25pm On Feb 09, 2015
sam4:
ladies are hotter dan fire dis days ooooooooo

The thing tire me ooooo. I no dey fit look the picture ooo. I dey scroll down fast like the speed of light
Crime / Re: Picture Of The Young Mans Dick Bathed With Acid by mcocolok(m): 6:23pm On Feb 09, 2015
Seun come see dis one oooooo

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Crime / Re: Picture Of The Young Mans Dick Bathed With Acid by mcocolok(m): 6:19pm On Feb 09, 2015
sam4:
Jesus Christ

This one pass Jesus oooo. Na Jehovah oooo
Crime / Picture Of The Young Mans Dick Bathed With Acid by mcocolok(m): 6:13pm On Feb 09, 2015
Picture of the young mans dick bathed with acid by his 16 yr old lover..

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Politics / Re: Inec Bows To Pressure by mcocolok(m): 11:49am On Feb 07, 2015
Source?
Jokes Etc / Re: Account Being Debited For Jonathan' Campaign (JOKE) by mcocolok(m): 8:33pm On Feb 06, 2015
I go shit big shit for the bank.
Jokes Etc / Re: Robert Mugabe’s Fall Funny Memes About To Break The Internet [PHOTOS] by mcocolok(m): 8:25pm On Feb 06, 2015
Na wah ooo grin na the prison officer own I like pass
Celebrities / Re: Kcee's Manager Soso Buys Brand New 2015 Land Cruiser (photos) by mcocolok(m): 5:42pm On Feb 02, 2015
Make i do go sing oooo....I go start from choir grin

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Fashion / Re: Too Bad! See How This Married Woman Dressed To A Public Party by mcocolok(m): 11:46am On Feb 02, 2015
With her flat Ikebe like my oga own

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Romance / Re: I Love You Mcocolok by mcocolok(m): 7:38am On Feb 02, 2015
cofta:
Just want to say i love you so much MCOCOLOK.....You mean so much to me.....Please call me....

Hey baby, why taking this too far? You know I can never treat you such. I love you. I will call now
Politics / Re: REVEALED:COAS Kenneth Minimah To Declare Interim Military Govt If Buhari Wins by mcocolok(m): 10:11am On Feb 01, 2015
We really need to pray for nigeria ..

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