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Hi, I'm an Engineering graduate currently serving in Akwa Ibom state. I plan on gate crashing tomorrow and will like to know if I have any chance since my WAEC certificate isn't with me.

I only have my First degree certificate and will like to know if that negates my WAEC certificate.

More so, has anyone marked in Uyo before or does anyone know which subjects are allocated to the various centres.

Regards!

Larryproff:
that's not true dear, U wil only be charge like 2k or less from airport to camp directly. Am a corps member in Akwa'Ibom

Thanks boss

2el:
Corpers wee!!


Hello everyone it's a pleasure to welcome you otondos to The land of uncommon transformation Akwa Ibom.
I'm a serving corps member in this great state and I must
confess the experience is mind blowing. Camping akwa ibom ain't too fun due to the rigid state coordinator Lady Chukwuka Ngozi Nkirikuka who has a very strict nature and abhors corruption.

'Influencing' your posting to Uyo and other big cities are very
tough because of this same state coordinator, so y'all have to be careful who you hand your money to..but make sure you get close to the ICT guys who will register you on that first day because trust me they won't say it but they are the surest people to help you influence your posting, disregard all Local Govt Inspectors and Platoon Officer because Lady Ngozika doesn't give them slots anymore The common slogan of Akwa Ibom camp is Discipline and neatness, don't litter the floor or you might be shocked at what the soldiers might punish you with Power bank is very important because there are no wall outlets to charge your cell phones in the hostels Important to mention are camp activities: Please don't participate in camp activities thinking it will help them give you a favourable posting - this may be done in other states but not in akwa ibom, What I'm sure of is that make sure you register early as soon as camp open (0001-0150) are sure banker for Uyo LG, you might also get posted randomly and not by your level of participation in camp, worthy to note is that our general commander was posted to a thick forest even after he commanded the parade for 3weeks, same thing happened to others that participated in drama, dance, peagentries, quarter guard and even parade.

There are very very few links to influence your posting e.g
camp commandant, the ICT guys and probably if you have a
high ranking soldier as a relation... Advisable local government to get posted to are Uyo - but with a very high cost of living, Eket, Ikot Ekpene, Nsit Atai, Oron, Abak and Ibiono Ibom

The state pays 10,000 monthly allowance but only to those
posted to state government parastatals and it doesn't come
until 3 months time.

FG have banned posting of corps member to Oil companies so take off your mind.

Welcome to Nsit Attai camp.

Mention me for more details

I'm a serving corps member @ Nsit Atai LG

very close to Orientation camp

Hi,

I plan on coming in by air a day before to see a friend in uyo then move to camp the next day.

Information reaching me is that the only means of transport I can get at the airport is a cab and that cabs charge 4k per trip. To be more explicit, I'll be charged 4k from the airport to uyo then another 4k to the camp ground.

Please verify this info.

Akwa ibom stream 1. Formerly Niger state

Solitin40:
And you are proud to say that you can't speak your native language shame on you see your mouth like 9 it is not a curse you can't get it


aykanbi email solitin40@gmail dot com

This was totally uncalled for! Totally!!

Hello All,

I apologise if the question I am about to ask have already been answered before but I am in dire need of information and will appreciate any help.

I'm keen on studying in the US or CA. I want to Major in any combination of Operation Research, Supply chains, Industrial Engineering and/or Risk Management (Msc).

I had my Undergraduate studies right here in Nigeria, I will like if a list of schools who grant waiver can be suggested and how to go about it.

Thanks again.

snazzyluv:
@blackhammer, @b.hoyeks92 and @uzoma. thank u guys for the material.
i have another issue. this screen resolution stuff and the pop up is still not checking out in my system i have followed all their directions on fixing problem yet its still showing same thing.

my question now is if i ignore them nd start will it cause or pose a problem. pls i need u guys response cos am so confused. or those that have written the test can share how u dey resolved deirs. thanks a lot.

Bro, Why don't you get another laptop.

A friends' or a friend of a friends'

Wish you the best.

Scientists at Washington’s National Science Foundation and Moscow State University have confirmed the discovery of Albert Einstein’s gravitational waves. The breakthrough, possibly the biggest in physics in a century, could be the key to new understanding of the universe.

Recent rumors of the success in detecting gravitational waves, or as some scientists put it "very weak spacetime wiggles which propagate at the speed of light" were officially confirmed Thursday.

"Ladies and gentlemen! We have detected gravitational waves, we did it!," LIGO laboratory executive director David Reitze announced in Washington.

"These gravitational waves were produced by two colliding black holes, [that] came together, merged and formed a single black hole about 1.3 billion years ago," Reitze said.

These ripples in the fabric of spacetime are one of the most important variables in Einstein's theory of relativity and it took astronomers decades to detect them, although they were pretty sure that gravitational waves existed.

The discovery has been made with the use of the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-wave Observatory (LIGO) - a system of two detectors constructed to spot tiny vibrations from passing gravitational waves. Funded by the National Science Foundation, LIGO's identical detectors are located in Livingston, Louisiana, and Hanford, Washington.

The observatories, which are "the most precise measuring device ever built," recorded a signal on September 14, 2015, "nearly simultaneously," and the signal "had a very specific characteristic," the laboratories' director said.

"As time went forward, the frequency went up," he explained, adding that it took scientists months of careful checking and analysis to confirm that what had been discovered was exactly gravitational waves.

https://www.rt.com/news/332162-gravitational-waves-discovery-announcement/

If you know how hard it is to register one A in Neco, You will applaud this dude.

Congrats bro, Continue to excel

ProfessorPeter:
I will take your letters writing serious when you write to Buhari about your involvement in Harliburton.

The Involvement that begat NLNG?

The Involvement that contributes about 4% of the nations GDP?

The Involvement that produced 1.6bn$ as bail out fund for the FG?

What did your GEJ do?

Good morning Joblanders,

The 2016 Offshore west Africa conference tagged; Positioning For A Sustainable Future is ongoing at the Eko Hotel and Suites.

The Youth Empowerment Programme (Undergrads, Fresh grads and Young Professionals) will kick off by 1pm.

If you can make it to the venue please do!

Mention me when you are here

Thank me later!

svenson:
Has anyone who registered as unemployed been invited for this Youth empowerment programme?.

Yes, i got an invite for today!

TheRealAdonye, Congratulobia!

I888:
why do you guys misuse the word "invention" in this part of the world? why? Please read up the word and know how best to use it next time.

An invention is a unique or novel device, method, composition or process. The invention process is a process within an overall engineering and product development process. It may be an improvement upon a machine or product, or a new process for creating an object or a result.

I am very correct with my choice of word sir!

Great Osas, This invention is one of his first. You need to see what he can do now.

He is a great mind and a very big motivator.

@OP he is no longer an undergrad O.

Great Uniben

#ProudAlumnus

Joshuabak:
Well. Just applied. 28 years with 5 years experience. successful application mail received. Fingers crossed.

Baba! You for apply for the other vacancy na. I guess you are over experienced for this one O.

Cutehector:
Bros, I hav been getn serious job invites with my tactics...

Wait for it...

You will come here and testify.

Bcuz them they tell you now, you they form 007.

Jamean:
Like they prefer a tabular raza I guess

Like it's a GT position, I guess

achmed1:
Adonye.. a quick question please.

What could be a reason 4 a regret mail at dis stage for someone who meet the following requiremnts.

Not above 26
Has a 2.1
A masters with distinction.
2 yrs work experience.
Finished in 2010

2 years working experience, I guess

mccoy47:
Whatever happened to Ayiri's case with chevron?

Or is it cause his sins has been washed away with his entrance into APC?

Do you have sense?

You need not reply.

It's a rhetoric.

DeRay98:
Thanks bro.
That woman suppose don build 10 houses in Benin at least.
My cousin who entered sch '84 and left '89 eat Obey God, I met it '92 & left in '98, it was still there.

it is still the same dull sticker o but filling, bromate full!!

DeRay98:
Greatest UNIBEST! Can anybody currently studying in UNIBEN, confirm this for me? Is "Obey God" Bread still being baked there? Obey God bread and moi moi was the best sandwich dinner for guys those days (18yrs ago)

Obey God went up from 30# to 40# then 50# before the authorities banned it to make uniben bread thrive!!

Ebayray:
Huh?

@hw do we feel as if we're private school students

With your black and white!!

claremont:
#ProudlyUniben

How many ex-Uniben students remember the days of Obe Rasaq?! Good memories.

Obe Razaq followed the trend today.

#LifeInUniben Where NFCS are the only ones who cares

Law students will be feeling like they are private school students and not uniben student #lifeinuniben

Only in Uniben that hostel Porter can withdraw your admission #lifeinuniben

#lifeinuniben where you read the course outline for the semester and you already know youll carry over the course

Uniben students never call it extra year. Spill,splash,lagoon. #LifeInUniben

The twitter profile OP uploaded shows a verified Kiss Daniel account. Now I am confused

Sometimes i sit and wonder how the 'men of the creek' can be so gullible when they have everything going for them.

- CSR from major E&P

- Amnesty payments from FG

- Priority when applying for oil and gas jobs among others.

Channel this unproductive time into getting a degree or learning a craft and see how the SS region will soar!

Durentt:
Lies

Please enlighten me

skuribeebo:
to repair hospital generators.

I would have loved to say more but again what do i know!

calculator123:
i can work as an engineer.pls do verify.cheers.

You cannot work as an Engineer wit a mathematics degree or any degree whatsoever!