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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by mcpat(m): 3:00pm On Jul 18, 2017
maryjabeez:
Jez got panel interview invite

mcpat Hw abt u?
same here, i was about hitting you up.

Would do that now
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 6:43am On Jul 17, 2017
ruky1:
You were almost there, adding my two cents, it's formula goes thus:
1.7 *(total no of ATRS for last year + total no of Advisory for last year) * 2/3. If advisory has taken 1/3 then we bear 2/3 of the increase.
Therefore, going by last year estimates you provided, we have : 1.7 *(53+60)*2/3= 128.067 ~ 128 persons will be taken this year. QED.
1/3 + 2/3 = 1. Since it is increase, we add not multiply.

If only the figure can just be like this
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 8:19pm On Jul 16, 2017
Dear KPMG people,

Shebi you haf done Olympics and town hall meeting. Leave this one for us biko.

Regards

Men without job
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 11:02am On Jul 16, 2017
Don't fight in the north or the south, fight every battle everywhere. Always in your mind

#WinterisHere

#HappySunday
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 11:00pm On Jul 15, 2017
FreeTraining:
With length of your Interview, I doubt you will get a regret mail.

I confirmed this with Unilever, Imagine my Interviewer telling me I was successful after my presentation and Case study analysis.

But I go fall hand at the final stage with the Vice President..Failed an Integrity question. It was painful though, 250k net salary just pass me like that.


When interviewer spends time drilling and disecting you, It means that you are ticking all the boxes.

Except you fail an Integrity question.

It will all end in praise.
I'm so sorry about your Unilever experience, I hope an offer comes sooner than you expect.

To be honest, my interview wasn't a bed of roses. I had a splitting headache midway and I was tired of being drilled. They were questions I would have answered better under normal circumstances. Moreso, I'm always very critical on my performance and I concentrate more on my lapses since I'm always seeking to improve.

To sum it up, I still believe the length of my interview isn't a determinant. I have no other option but to hope for the best. They are a lot of people I hope to work with on here.

God help us all.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 10:53pm On Jul 15, 2017
mayoor15:
If it happens baba, life goes on, I can't give myself hypertension over pwc, like someone said, getting to the last stage shows your quality, that you didn't get it this year doesn't mean you can't next year....Baba just drink chill zobo and move on.....But no worry, pwc don take you already.
Na on top mountain you they make this declaration so abi. I claim it.... you done enter before we start the recruitment so no need wishing you same
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 7:19pm On Jul 15, 2017
Finally, regret mail go pain me enter blood sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Deloitte Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 7:04pm On Jul 15, 2017
MKKO:
please house when I applied i wasnt chartered but now I am how will I go about it?
Contact samantha if you have written the test.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by mcpat(m): 7:02pm On Jul 15, 2017
maryjabeez:
I watched it twice to understand, I love American politics n legal system tho!
My favourite genre
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by mcpat(m): 3:21pm On Jul 15, 2017
maryjabeez:
U asked why he handed power to Claire underwood and I added to what the other guy sed

1) for presidential pardon

2) the major power isn't in the white house, for them to own it all they hav to hold oda key sectors also. That was where Francis wanted to work. I hate that woman who is offering Francis d job. Taught she was going to b secretary of state.

Watch the series again esp d late 3 episodes.
I never saw that twist coming
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 3:00pm On Jul 15, 2017
maryjabeez:
He sed 170% of last year,

So; 1.7 x 53 = 90

        1.7 x 60‎ = 102

Or the dreaded part;

I/3 of X = 19

X = 53.

We shld b 180 now

Argggghhh me I dunno again ooo. Am so anxious, am sure d HR people viewing wld b laughin right now. Going bak to my shell. ‎
1/3 of X = 19

X = 57

Since it's not actually 1/3, x > 57...

1.7 X 48 = 81.6 = 81

81 -19 = 62

Since it's almost 170%, x < 62

Therefore 57 < x < 62
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 2:15pm On Jul 15, 2017
olalekan206:
lol PwC will always delay you and put you in suspense. The deal had been signed and you guys are resuming September. The numbers of intake will be more than last year. Almost 170% of that of last year. Advisory taken almost a third of the number already leaving Tax and Assurance with the remaining. We usually have more females than males but can't say for this year since the males are now waking up from slumber . All in All welcome to PwC as you pick up your offer letters in some days. The firm is full of fun and triumph.

See you there but remember PwC is not for all and for those that will not make it the sky is your limit. Getting to the Grande finale isn't beans.
Oya our shl gurus, come and decipher.
Larochelle,agroronnie et all

I came up with a number that I don't want to believe. sad sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 1:33pm On Jul 14, 2017
B
mayoor15:
And the eagle has landed




















































































what were you thinking?
































Am a big Barça fan and we just sign a right back we've been lacking for about two seasons now and am happy















If you are angry, am in my house, coman beat me










Rotfl
I'll find you...
CareerRe: ICAN May 2017 Results (let's Meet Here) by mcpat(m): 7:11am On Jul 14, 2017
mandonnels:
boss, I passed. that's d most important thing.
U can't write 6 and expect to have d kind of scores optimusmind had.
I really do not understand why you're getting defensive. I wasn't in anyway disputing what you scored or the difficulty in arriving at those scores. I only wanted to be motivated.

Enjoy your day
CareerRe: ICAN May 2017 Results (let's Meet Here) by mcpat(m): 11:22pm On Jul 13, 2017
mandonnels:
#Respect.
had 6/6 .
All Glory to God
You mind sharing the breakdown?
CareerRe: ICAN May 2017 Results (let's Meet Here) by mcpat(m): 9:07pm On Jul 13, 2017
optimusmind:
I AM INDEED THANKFUL TO GOD FOR A HUGE SUCCESS... PASSED ALL FOUR PAPERS


FR. 74


PM. 80


MGE. 92


PSAF 66

cheesy

Students' SWOT and Associates is really the best in the East, Enugu and Anambra...

Gbolahanrasaq
Gudsluvee
Mcpat. Inexhaustible
Congrats bro, you should get an award for MGE... This is nice man, happy for you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 9:04pm On Jul 13, 2017
maryjabeez:
So deloitte get hotel and suites, dunno why am in love wit dat firm. Bt even millipede fast pass their recruitment process (we wey no dey chartered).
No hotel o, it's just bants.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 8:58pm On Jul 13, 2017
optimusmind:
RESULTS ARE NOW ONLINE
ICAN ba
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 8:46pm On Jul 13, 2017
moemindz:
Omoh
with all the things wey my babe dey tell me about Delloitte eeeh...

chaiii

apart from the work load..

1 month ago her team was lodged in a hotel for one week in d name of training...

Tomorrow her team den dey go "vacation" for one hotel like that ...

chaii some work dey sweet oo
E be like say na Deloitte Hotels and suite she been dey yarn you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst&young Graduate Trainee 2017 by mcpat(m): 4:36pm On Jul 11, 2017
Interestinnaija:
EY sent me regret mail, KPMG sent me medical mail. God is great.

Your testimonies will come soon.
Congrats bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 4:26pm On Jul 10, 2017
optimusmind:
Glory be to God, received a success mail 10 minutes a go.

cheesy cheesy cheesy



I applied for Payoneer Mastercard and I just received a mail that my application was successful, and my card would arrive 30 working days....

Help me thank God.

tongue

Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 9:09pm On Jul 09, 2017
juddexy2:
Nice one Bro. I guess the big 2 you mean here are PwC and deloitte
No,the writer says that people out of the professional services circle know Deloitte more than the others, that's not the case with people in the system.

That is to say the Big 2 he is referring to is Pwc and either KPMG or EY. Since the argument is centred on PwC vs KPMG, it's safe to conclude that the BIG2 are PwC and KPMG.

Last last, big 4 oh, big6 oh, last card oh, make them give man pickin work.

A boy has no job
CareerRe: Exxonmobil Apprentiship Interview Questions by mcpat(m): 12:11pm On Jul 09, 2017
raindrop99:
Ok. believe what u want.
I will share my success story with u here on Nairaland
Bro, don't disturb yourself with that dude abeg. My cousin is scheduled for the same date as yours. You got any info on what to expect?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by mcpat(m): 8:57pm On Jul 08, 2017
Hi Uboma,

Cc Davide470, Seun

Can we please place a ban on opening a whatsapp group on job threads. Information that you could easily access years ago are now scarce.

If they want whatsapp, they should meet on Whatsapp.

Regards
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 5:15pm On Jul 08, 2017
Hopefuls: Mails will drop on Thursday or Friday.

PwC:

CareerRe: Exxonmobil Apprentiship Interview Questions by mcpat(m): 7:12am On Jul 08, 2017
Frankpledge:
Lie lie RAINDROP. That's not how the message always appear. Refer back to 2015
SMS, then u would understand better.Don't give genuine participants false info. I hv someone there @exxon, d date hasn't been fixed for next week yet.
You have a problem if you think that invite is false because you were not invited.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 8:15pm On Jul 05, 2017
ednut1:
some pple dey find job, some wan kill der self untop comparison. i remember that year i rejected shell offer cos it was not in line with my career path undecided cheesy
The way i am seeing you, its like you are wearing lies on you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 7:01pm On Jul 04, 2017
Omolola92:
I don't know why this is the exact time when Wontra and Jumia will be sending me mails. I mean...have I bought anything from you guys before. Just give up for now. My heart just dey beat like drum since yesterday at the sound of any incoming mail. May God help us all. This is indeed our month!
Mine is Jumia and Konga, Konga sent the same mail twice. cry cry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 9:18pm On Jul 03, 2017
datjobhunter:
nice one bro
How was day1?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 9:10pm On Jul 03, 2017
Drnice:
Which is technical and commercial? Name it, just asking to verify issue.
The information is not privy, I am not trying to hoard it. I cannot remember what I chose.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 6:22pm On Jul 03, 2017
Drnice:
Which roles did you apply for? And, what is the subject of the regret mail sent to you?
One Technical, One Commercial
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shell Nigeria Graduate Recruitment 2017 by mcpat(m): 6:21pm On Jul 03, 2017
LexMacquin:
HR Probably looked you up on nairaland and read your amazing signature. Lol!
Lool, that should be a plus

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