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Uricas:
thank a bunch bro.

I'm glad i could be of help

campionato:
Live from Benin. I have submitted my slip at the INEC lga office closest to me. we were told to write our phone number and also signed before submitting.

Please which slip, the acknowledgement slip? Are we to take it to the nearest INEC center? please help a brother out

kilokeys:
i laff

as an ex-alutarian.. i know how it ends..

2 scapegoats would have their heads broken

some cultist would be rusticated

students would be charged 5k each for damages.

everybody pays. VCs lodge is rebuilt and normalcy returns.

lets bet

Student would be charge 5k?? Uniben students? Have you ever stayed in uniben for up to a week?
@Topic Students are home for the holz.. So who is doing the burning? The last time i checked VC's lodge is no where near the gate. The report is confusing

Uricas:
hmmm, thank for the info. What mode of submission did you use? Email or in person to there office?

most of them i submitted physically.. Baker and p&g i submitted online..

Uricas:
wow! Good to hear. Where did you do it and how was the experience like?

I started submitting early and i was invited for aptitude test by Exxon,Baker,Chevron,Mobil(downstream),Addax petroleum, NLNG,P&G, Nestle, PZ, GSK, Cadbury,Daraju, Royal Exchange.. I finally did mine in one of the FMCG... I was not informed and ill preparations made me miss the big shots.

Uricas:
hello, how and when did you apply?

I did my IT in 2013..

Have you tried dropping your IT letters physically at different companies near you? Address it to the HR manager and in some cases the Talent Manager.. Please be fast about it before the big guns start calling for tests.. Goodluck

Prinzofparis:
Heeeeeey, my bro, no recruitment at our branch now, all recruitment proceedings are executed by our head office in Benin. Just go to oba palace (that 3000 year old tree that has bats as leaves) around 1:15am on a friday night, shout "iyoba ne esigie" 3 times, then end it with "mawu-lisa"....

That's straight up employment for you bro. No gmat, no shl, no kenexa, no dragnet, no GRE, no interview, no assessment center. You will even be given your own jet to fly with at night.

But I beg u no call my name oh at all oh....I don't want HR peeps at HQ to know I'm favoring joblanders with information that is not in the public domain (d_placement).

Best wishes in your endeavor down town Benin kingdom.

This is good news, no need to polish my CV nor bring out my SHL materials.. No need to start polishing my lies for the competency based questions, thanks you are far too kind.. I can see that my transportation will be sorted, what about renumeration, appraisals and training.. How many months do i spend as a Graduate Trainee before moving up the ladder? Kindly share chants and magic materials to broaden my knowledge..

veevean1:
Thanks dear...
@mcpat I miss mum too but not as much as d lil one, I was the first to see her head come out, she was like my first child u don't get over loosing such.
This thread brought tears to my eyes last nite.

you have been through a lot.. I thank God for strengthening you..

Prinzofparis:
Yeah mehn, everybody was there...I remember you nau, you are that dude by the left side of the tree with 3 heads and a camel's leg eating raw meat and drinking crude oil. Lol, Mehn you were a sight, hope you will come tonight again?

oh! So thats what have been keeping u off NL.. Hanging out with your fellow mages.. How can I apply? Whats the recruitment process like? I heard there is no Assessment centre.. Happy new year bro

veevean1:


My only sister(lil miss independent)

I watched her come into the world, she was my baby...
She filled d whole house with joy and u could always tell wen she was around. So adorable, loving I think she was even more popular than I was, I lack words to describe her. I was looking forward to her growing up so we could gist nd talk nd do what sisters did together. The last time I heard her voice she was sang me a bday song and died 3days later. on that blessed sunday received a call after church wit news of deir accident and her death . its hard but that's one death I haven't recovered from

9th June 2013 age 5+

The way and manner obeke died sent tears pouring but the grief i felt when your mum left is unimaginable.. Aunty was my jewel, topped my list of motivators. Her never-say-die attitude and her hardworking self made me adore her the more. Her love for me was glaring and could only be rivaled by my mum. I looked forward to the day i introduce my "ibo fiance" to her like she always wanted but that day never came.. The news hit me like a full scale tsunami and anytime i remember ...
RIP Mrs Nwadiaru

Omaobe:
Should there be anyone with tips on how to excel at d SRD, please do share with me. Please, don't hesitate to do so as my SRD has been scheduled to January 15, 2015. Thank you all so much as I await your responses.

Please try and read through the 2014 thread and contact people who are devoided of the experience.. Congratulations on your invite, i wish you the best of luck.

Accept my condolence Uboma.. God will give you the strenght to bear this loss

PrinceofParis secretive?? Tell me something!

Eseose9:
I remembered how I will trek from main gate,pass student affairs, PGD etc say I dey go hall2.When shortcut and buses dey.I miss Uniben o

Moses they learn for where u they O!

davide470:
Never went there. Don't know why. Osas was my favourite in 100 and 200 till dt fine babe at Delta took me away.

I never went there too, i just asked because of its popularity with Engine boiz.. B7 and Osas was my sesame.

Unibenstudent:
if na engineering u really graduate from u
go suppose hear stories..civil weh I dey u
go kill yourself put for course u go enter
board see E..Jesu civil na weennnn

una too carry chukwuli for that CVE

harev16:
Yeah mama zinctin... She's no longer there though, even the photocopy shops were all asked to move out

Yea, prof. Oshodins order...

Jamean:
Yes o..Osas rice dey make brain. Last time I was there na correct Egusi soup and Fufu he serve me.

Finger licking

harev16:
Yeah mama zinctin... She's no longer there though, even the photocopy shops were all asked to move out

Yea, prof. Oshodins order...

Trippledots:
lol...greatest uniben. alma mata of life.




aros to heros!





who knows wether cyril don gradge abeg

lol cyril be don gradge but he comes around for his tutorials.. Pastor P still they teach GST112 sef.

davide470:
•What is 'Porter'

•Outside Basement, they will be asking: Please where is Outside Basement.

#TeamMedicalHostel Buttery and #Mama Delta Buka.

Mama Delta dan cast now O.. Buka 7 and Osas all the way... You remember Mama Zintin @ Engineering?

romzyxy:
One thing about me is that, I am not too fluent in oral communication but I can think very fast to say something whenever a weird and a trickish question is asked

[color=grey] nothing like trickish bt tricky. Anyway I got ur point. I vnt being at any interview b4. Xo no experience bt I learnt frm urx. 10kx.[/color]

You should also dedicate time to learning how to write in full.. Good luck on your next interview.

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@tolutweety, how in the seven kingdoms does TheRealadonye expect you to type without colours?

tolutweety:
It's with a deep sense of love I want to welcome us on this thread and NL job-section @large to the last week in 2014 & usher you into 2015.
Whatever your job status is, It can only get better in the new year._{*Don't dare think of giving up..not even for a second*}

I dedicate these lines(My remix of JudeAbaga's lyrics) to me and other job seekers as we jet into the promise year 2015 :

Baba ,This town (lag,ph,abuja)

I have been round
I have seen ups
I have seen downs

I have seen smiles
I have seen frowns
I have seen many men wearing king's crown

As I dey street
Some dey estate
Some get big office
I dey watch gate

Some dey chop food
I dey watch plate
But without you God, Its a lost case

As you don show, Father make i prostrate
You don bless this your boy with enough grace
I dey control things now in just days
Now you have got your son sitting in first place

Baba, dey my front 'cos i know say i never reach
Dragnet,workforce,SHL everywhere like lebanese
Even as I climb up higher , interviews full like enemies
But like kennis in '99, you got the REMEDY.

LORD... I am grateful for ALL MY FRIENDS in 2014 !!!

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marvellousGod,lero15,kittkattyy,shahzadnonso,cocolav,ziidamsel,tobiflink,ghostlady,ilori1930,segunmike,ferdybaba,smallpeepee,
cc150615,jamean,singlefade25,slimtriggaman,mcpat,obyno10ten,beau49, et al

~~~Happy 2015~~~

Thanks Tolu, happy new year in advance

Damn! How stale is this news? The unseating happened over a year ago.

Mzflexydeeva:
So this is my 1st tym of seeing this thread despite my frequent visit to the job section. Well there is God. I just had to find this after the party

Another uniben alumna strolls in, Welcome! Greatest gbo gbo!

MTN faster than SWIFT!! Na overfeeding cuz dis one?

Raiders:
The mall looks small and dirty for a city like Lagos . Shoprite needs to upgrade their facilities and stores

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Please define the bolded

UchihaMadara:
I am Uchiha Madara, founder of Konohagakure.

founder? Like seriously? What happened to Hashirama Senju

kristein:
am feeling you bruh! i mean why won't they complain about workers retrenchment when all they do is to accept whatever course been primitively given to them all in name of "getting admission"to university..i know 98% of my friend who are currently in school studying what they can't even give the definition of! after the successful passing out of the hurdle of higher institution,there you will starting hunting for job side to side..i have prolly made up my mind that i won't study any course which i have never dreamnt of,i mean is appauling,i will stick with my professional course all the time..
"rep accountancy

That accountacy you are repping anyhow dont be surprised when a graduate of Animal Husbandry is your immediate boss..
@OP I think the key is preparation, i dont believe in the maxim of getting to the bridge before thinking of how to cross it.. During service year, free time can be spent researching on what is and what is not in the favour market. Follow each recruitment process, download anything that has SHL close to it and pray the best companies start placing add as soon as you pass out. Seasons greetings

Jamean:
No. Akin Deko Main Auditorium. Directly proportional

na him u no win gold for NUGA

Jamean:
Nah! Tall lasses do Javelin.

Great sport, you'd love it.

lol Javelin ke... Where is the landing point? June 12?