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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Exxonmobil 2015 Graduate /experienced Hire Recruitment by Mcslize: 4:09pm On Feb 07, 2015
yorex2011:
In case you come across any difficulty.. Feel free to ask questions...
Pls whats the age limit? Can a guy of 31yrs apply for the graduate training post?
Romance › Re: Help Me!! I'm Pregnant For Two Guys!! by Mcslize: 7:19am On Feb 07, 2015
mzcamii:
am not thinkin of abortion, my boyfriend was the last person i had sex with, even if he was the one, if i tell him, he will tell his friend, and i had sex with his best friend too, i just don't know what to do
Sister the person u had sex wit before ur bf is the father. Just go to him cuz he is d real ather frm medical stand point
Romance › Re: Help Me!! I'm Pregnant For Two Guys!! by Mcslize: 7:17am On Feb 07, 2015
Cutehector4u:
I tot they say a woman always knws who d father of her child is no matter how many guys she has slept wit? Well calculating frm the time range, d new guy is d father. And hey, u better don't think of havn an abortion!!!! Unless u want God to shut ur womb entirely
Thats it. The new guy who happened to be a friend to her bf is responsible. And I had analysed dat to her too looking at d time range of 1 day difference. The guy dare nt deny it cuz his sperm was d first to get to where dat egg was to get it fertilised.
Romance › Re: Help Me!! I'm Pregnant For Two Guys!! by Mcslize: 7:04am On Feb 07, 2015
mzcamii:
@mperoakeem pls say sometin

@nneka123 just try and imagine me in your shoes, it wasn't planned, i never knew i will be pregnant
Don't be confuse. Your boyfriend's friend is responsible for the pregnancy.

Reason being that you had sex with him a day before having sex wit ur boyfriend. Just 1 day difference. And it is only 1 sperm that vertilize an overy that has been patiently waiting in the oviduct or fallopian tube for fertilization.

The day ur bf friend had the sex with u was d day the riped egg was vertilized cuz then u were very close to ur menstrual period when u had the sex wit him.

It all depends on ur ovulation period. If u know it u could know who is responsible. But is stil ur bf's friend dat is responsblbe cuz even if u ovulate d day after ur bf's friend had d sex wit u he is stil d one cuz his sperm stay up to like 3 to 5 days in ur fallobian tube before dying off.

Note there are two deduction frm dis: 1. It is either your ovulation started a day to d day u had d sex wit him & d sperm meet up wit d egg or it started a day after u had d sex & d egg meet up wit d sperm. In either way ur bf's friend is surely responsible no doubt.

That is a real analysis I just gave. It is only one sperm dat can pregnate a lady. And it travel so fast. It was ur bf friend's sperm dat first got to where d egg was located cuz u had sex wit him before ur bf. But u can still go for pertanity test. But just know dat ur bf's friend is d father of ur child
Technology Market › Re: Fhemmmy Motos Presents Blackberry Blow OUT Sales**Q10, Bold 5, Torch2 & Curve 4* by Mcslize: 11:03pm On Feb 05, 2015
Fhemmmy:
Not yet in Lagos
Are we expecting soon?
Technology Market › Re: Fhemmmy Motos Presents Blackberry Blow OUT Sales**Q10, Bold 5, Torch2 & Curve 4* by Mcslize: 6:43pm On Feb 05, 2015
Fhemmmy:
shocked shocked shocked
Is Bold 5 (Bold 9900) available?
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 4:05am On Feb 04, 2015
festus200:
I asked this question before i was cleared with the wrong LGA in my jamb and pume slips should i go back to my clearance officer and lay a complaint or should i continue using it
U had better gone to ur clearance officer to lay d complaint. It will affect u later wen u will be re screen in 300level. If they notice that ur LGA cert is different from the one in Uniben data base it will be an issue. Just go an rectify it now
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 4:01am On Feb 04, 2015
chifez1:
z it possible 4 me 2 change my course wen applyin 4 direct entry,lyk 4rm elect/elect 2 chem.engine
Pls ur reason for ur interest in Chem Engine?

As per ur question YES u can change frm elect elect if thats what u did in ur ND. U can study any Engineering course with any related Engineering ND course. So long it is Engineering u did in ur ND u can and also any related Technology course can be used to study Engineering.
Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Mcslize: 3:07am On Feb 03, 2015
xxxtedyxxx I just met dis girl a month ago where I seek an advise frm u on page 36 bt didn't reply. But thats d past now tho. D good news is dat I hav been talkin wit dis girl on phone. She does respond well. Most of d txts I do send her I normally use swt and Hon trying to act as her bf tho I never bother to ask wether she has a bf or nt cuz I know wat her reply wil be which is d normal ''I hav a bf'' things which every girl normally tell an incoming guy.

I just succeeeded in taking dis girl to my house 2nd of Feb. At first she tried to resist my invite saying she doesn't go to guys House. Hearin dat made my plan to make a move on her changed. I actually wanted to make a move on her bt I gave up nt to make her feel am after her body. Her stay was so brief dat I didn't even feel her presence

But now I hav told myself dat am not going to call her for 1 to 2 weeks nor txt her. What should I do?
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 7:40pm On Feb 02, 2015
2gbasky22:
although the Waec cert makes me older with one year, i think that will be the one to adopt.
Cos unibend has stressed me enough already.
Thats it. Just accept the D.O.B in ur WAEC. A difference of 1yr is nt bad. U wil save urself of stress and finance if u accept the waec date of birth. Going to WAEC office no be Beans at all.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 5:00am On Feb 02, 2015
2gbasky22:
Do you know how long, and the amount it takes for either body to make the corrections.

Hope i can do it here in their state office.,.....,......and please, which of the process do you think wil be easier?
Forget abt jamb D.O.B. Ur date of birth in jamb also appeared in ur Uniben profile data base and thats why Uniben will correct the one in their data base if that is the one that is wrong because jamb is just an examination body. They do not grant cert.

It is only WAEC that one has a problem wen it comes to date of birth. Cuz one will surely be asked to go and correct it with Waec.

Why not just accept the D.O.B in ur WAEC cert as ur real date of birth to free urself of all that long processes of correcting it with waec?
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 7:05pm On Jan 28, 2015
Lexoma:
bros take am easy oooo na work dem dey work the money ooo no pick dem dey pick am na...abeg. Shey skool fees fit wait till March cos I was use my own take rent house oooo??
Dead line for payment of school fees is 6th March according to the school calendar
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 1:30pm On Jan 28, 2015
estebony:
pls can I get accomodation inside ekewa campus without paying schoolfees for d now since I havnt bein cleared
if u have the money to pay for the House u can go for it if u see one in Ekenwa. But pls do not use ur school fees to pay for house rent. Ask ur parents to give u separate money for ur house rent. Don't touch ur school fees.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 11:39am On Jan 28, 2015
estebony:
tank you very much am so greatful pls I want to know if lectures has started fully in mass communication dept 200lvl nd also wants to find out how I can get accomodation close to d skol
Registration of courses is taking place in some faculties at the moment. Lectures have started. Next week monday lectures will start fully.

U need to go to Ekenwa campus as ur course is Mass com. Thats where they take lectures.

Once u get there u can search around for close by Houses if u r looking for one to rent close to the campus. U will surely see available Houses.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 8:53pm On Jan 27, 2015
estebony:
I min my ND statement of result d one I downloaded wen payin my acceptance fee wasn't d rite one wat I mean is dat I hav two ND statement of result but one was wrongly typed nd my CGP wasn't correct nd I mistakenly used it now I dnt know how to correct it by fixin d rite result
Go to ur clearance officer to log u out. Then take the correct statement of result to Uniben shopping complex close to Main Gate. They will remove the wrong one and re-upload the correct statement of Result. Go with the correct statement of result they will re upload it after removing the wrong one. But before u can do that u need to be logged out first by ur clearance officer.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 5:34pm On Jan 27, 2015
estebony:
tanks so much for dis infor am very greatful but anoda issue am havin now is my statement of result d one I downloaded wen I wanted to pay for my acceptance wasn't the rite one how will I be able to change it to the rite one
Which statement of result are u referring to? I don't understand
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize:
estebony:
Hi guday pls I am a direct entry student that was admitted now my problemnot is dat d date for my invitation letter was for 9th of january but due to I havnt gotten my transcript from the school I graduated from that was why I couldn't come from my clearance but now my worry is to know d necessary thing that will be needed for my physical clearance
Try and follow ur transcript up. If by now ur transcript hasn't gotten to Uniben Registrar office, it will take u longer time for u to get cleared. Lots of stress waiting for ya for dat transcript. If u don't follow it up it won't get to ur clearance officer. Follow up map: Registrar > Admission Office > Clearance Officer.

Once it get to Registrar office u are expected to go there and confirm the date of dispatched to Admission office. Once u r sure it has left there then head for admission office room 34 to check if it has arrived.

U will see a guy who will check through all d transcripts that had been sent. If he sees urs he will ask u to write ur name down.

After that, he will pile them up for the deputy Registrar to sign. After signing he will send it to room 4 and u will be asked to go to room 4 to write down ur department and faculty on top of ur transcript. The man will then send them to the typist to type ur memo that will be attached to ur transcript indicating ur name the institution ur transcript came frm and ur faculty. Thats what is contained in the memo. Once the typist is done the transcript will be sent back to room 4 for the man to sign before dispatching it to ur clearance officer.

Pls wen writing ur faculty and department do not open the transcript to spy it. It is forbidden. The man in room 4 will make u tremble. He is a very harsh man. So be prepared for that man.

Knock first before going in or else he will ask u to go back the way u came in.

There will be lots of delay in admission office due to the different offices ur transcript will pass through before being processed. After processing, ur name will be called and u will be asked to go to ur clearance officer to confirm if he has gotten it.

Everything requires lots of follow up.

If u apply for ur transcript frm ur school and seat back home it won't get to ur clearance officer.

They will dump it somewhere once it get to admission office if u do nt go and follow it up. I hope this will help.

Documents Required for D.E Physical Clearance:

1. Waec Cert
2. Affidavit of Good conduct
3. Affidavit of non membership of secret cult
4.Cert of Local Gov of origin
5. Birth cert/ affidavit of declaration of age
6. Jamb admission letter
7. Acceptance letter
8. Guarantor's letter
9. Acceptance fee payment receipt
10. Invitation letter
11. Your ND statement of result
12. Uniben admission letter
13. Your clearance slip
14. Uniben Post D.E registration record
Thats all.
Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Mcslize: 6:29pm On Jan 23, 2015
xxxtedyxxx:
depends on what u r typing as sweet coded words. You might just be sounding like 5O other guys dat chatted with her before u.
jump am pass shebi? U didn't reply my long post. Shey e too long for u to reply dats why u jump am reply those wit short posts dat I post before they posted?
Romance › Re: Lost Interest In My Girlfriend by Mcslize: 5:56pm On Jan 23, 2015
Sweetmarriage:
Helo. I think you should see responses from married people also. I want to post your question to our facebook community page. On facebook search for Nigerian Papalette. But i need your permission first.
I'm not the one that created this thread.
Romance › Re: Lost Interest In My Girlfriend by Mcslize: 4:56pm On Jan 22, 2015
Sit down and ask urself why the sudden lost of interest in Her?

It may be a mood swing. Just give urself a little time to miss her ur interest in her will be regained.
Romance › Re: Improve Your Dating Game Here.! See Inside. by Mcslize: 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2015
xxxtedyxxx I must say u are an alpha male. The type that can get any girl he wants. I wish I can master ur Art.

Well here comes:

There was this girl I newly met. The first day I saw her, we were all standing at an entrance to gain access into a particular Hall but securities locked up the Gate to the Hall as such we were all standing at the gate with reasonable crowd.

First, my eyes caught this girl and our eyes interlocked. I frowned, faced off. But I noticed once a while she would be looking at my direction using her eyes to search for me if I'm still in the crowd and our eyes will caught each other. She kept on that act for a period of time but I just couldn't go to her and approach her. I let her go just like that. What a lose! I murmured in my mind.

Fortune shined on me that I suddenly bumbed into this said girl the following day in the Hall. I'm the type of guy that luv talking to girls for talking sake. So I started off with an unmatched smile that possibly weaken her self defense.
First thing first I made a friendly tease on her which she responded to very well and from there I asked her about her reason for her coming to the Hall....which she told me. It was a lil chit chat between She and I.

After the whole chit chat there comes the tought on how to get away with her number. Cuz without her number everything will be a waste. I quickly had a plan in my brain which works so well. I will share the secret here.

The secret was that instead of me asking her if I can have her number, I asked her to have my number ,that possibly lowered her refusal to grant my request to the barest minimum. She has no option but to grant my request.

I couldn't believe I just disclovered a secret. She quickly typed my number on her phone and I asked her to flash me which she did.

Within my mind I think I like the girl and will like to have her as my girlfriend. How do I go about blowing her mind off to build bunches of attraction in her to make her feel something mutual for me?
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 2:39am On Jan 20, 2015
festus200:
i fill correction form since january 9th still now i haven see any correction on my profile
But I had just posted an info about ur above complaint. Go back to ur clearance officer and asked if some correction forms were returned to him. If he say yes ask to check if urs is among. There could be something that is missing out of the form. Some people correction forms were returned.

As per holding meetings before correction is being effected could not be true cuz is what the clearance officer commented on ur correction form they will follow.

I don't know how they are doing it but I don't think they hold meeting first before making correction.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 6:06pm On Jan 19, 2015
I want to let those who filled correction form and have been waiting for correction to be made but still haven't seen any change in their uniben profile to pls find their way to their clearance officer.

It may be that your form was returned back to your clearance officer due to some documents u inadvertently did not staple to the correction form.

I learnt that your complete documents should be staple to your correction form along with a WAEC scratch card.

Kindly go back to check if ur form was returned. It doesn't take long to be corrected.

The delay may be that ur form was returned back due to the above reasons , that is why u are still yet to see changes in ur Uniben data profile
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 12:29pm On Jan 17, 2015
Why are they so slow to correct those that filled correction form? They don't expect people to relax and calm down wen they have not effected any correction.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 12:25pm On Jan 17, 2015
chimhigher:
Guys pls help,hw wil u knw wen to go bk afta u hv filld ur correction form..i did fil myn on d 10th,stil gat nọthing.pls i jes want to knw if day re going 2 call ọr email d person.pls help
How come? 10th was Saturday. How come u submitted ur correction form on Saturday?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Total Nigeria Plc Application Process Mail. Who Else Got This? by Mcslize: 8:55am On Jan 17, 2015
ultraendowed:
as 4 dat question i and a friend used an assumed average of 500k per month...... so I gave a range from 6m -8m per anum.... gis starts august 1 ...... hr director interview was held in lagos

nb: thanks 2 u all 4 d best wishes.... may fortune always remain in our favour....
Bro talking of age barrier how old were u when u got ur Total Nigeria Plc job? I just need to know. Cuz dis age barraier thing is getting out of hands
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 7:24pm On Jan 16, 2015
For those who filled the correction form has urs been corrected?

Pls reply if u filled the correction form. A friend filled on the 9th till now it has not been corrected. He is so anxious now as this may delay him being cleared. What can he do?
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 7:23pm On Jan 16, 2015
For those who filled the correction form has urs been corrected?

Pls reply if u filled the correction form. A friend filled on the 9th till now it has not been corrected. He is so anxious now as this may delay him being cleared
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 4:02pm On Jan 16, 2015
Moslaw:
Well, prayer coupled with patience is the key.

And by the way, the guy am talking about is in the faculty of law with fewer admitted students as usual, and you know, the haste in which your clearance officer forwards your form for correction is also an important factor in determining how quick the correction will be treated. So while some clearance officers just allow correction forms to pile up and GROW TALL on their desk before sending them, others forwards theirs immediately they are done with the day's exercise.

Hope this explains it?
Ya thanks
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 1:57am On Jan 16, 2015
Moslaw:
Yes he will.

And as for the length of time it will take to finally get cleared afterwards, i would say it is almost immediately after the correction is effected on your kofa profile.

As a matter of fact, i met a guy from the faculty of law who filled correction form last friday to correct his date of birth on his uniben slip, the correction was effected the following monday and he finally got cleared on tuesday. i think the process is a whole lot faster this year.

All the best.
Is this true? Some that submitted that same Friday u said ur friend filled the correctoon form have not be effected or corrected till now.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 1:53am On Jan 16, 2015
Frankie09y4:
Thanks bro.Its like those that have DOB issues on uniben slip will have their correction made quickly compared to those that has DOB issues on waec or jamb
It is the same date of birth in jamb that appear in Uniben profile. No difference. Is what jamb have in their data base appeared in uniben data base.
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Mcslize: 5:37pm On Jan 15, 2015
Quatermaine:

Good morning bro, sorry for the delay..

it depends on which has the wrong date, if it's the waec cert, he will be needing correction form. if it's uniben acct, he might not need it, he will be logged out to correct it.
I defer to ur above post.
Both waec Cert and Uniben profile wrong date of birth need a correction form. If anyone fall into any of the two of wrong date of birth he will fill the correction form to get it corrected. Those that submitted their correction form for the first day clearance started have even been effected yet. I think some people's will take up to two weeks.

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