₦airaland Forum

onyinye2:
And what has Ijaw people done to help this? And stop dodging and answer my question. Name me a few Ijaw people that have brought good to Nigeria as a whole?

Name one single Ibo that has brought any good to Nigeria except Fake drugs & subtandrad goods.

davidylan:
The control is gradually slipping. Its no wonder you and your fellow hausas are now running from pillar to post. No more free allocation?

Wheather you like it or not you are a parasite as long as you are not from the south south.

DeepZone:
how many Hausas have you heard that are exceptional besides Celestine Babayaro and Tijani Babangida? That will tell you how many of them that bring wealth into our economy from other nations.

Deepzone i have seen the deepness of your ignorance. So football is your yardstick in measuring economic prosperity. Brazil has for long been producing  the grestest footballers, yet they are not given considered as among the G8. While countires like India that has never produce a single footballer is seen as a rising superpower.

davidylan:
I think for the first time many of these cattle rearers up north are suddenly realising the niger delta millitants mean serious business about shutting down the oil industry and taking control of their resources by force.

MC Usman . . . are you afraid of finally being exposed for the economic parasites you are?

The real power of nationals are based in their wealth.

Now as we know that wealth is based on issues such as:

Control of sectors of the economy.

Population –i.e markets. For example china, India.
Technical/innovation-i.e USA, Germany, Japan
Monopolistic power-i.e USA,UK,Germany, S.Arabia.
Minerals-i.e oil. For example Niger delta. But the resource is controlled by third parties.

And who are the third parties?

1. The Hausa's
2. The Yorubas
3. The diminishing Ibo's
4. And indeed the entire non oil producing tribes in Nigeria

DeepZone:
Hence, wazobia, now how did Ijaw equate to "come"?

Whatever

onyinye2:
of course he is. that is why he wants folk to replace Hausa, Yoruba,and Igbo to Hausa, Yoruba, and Ijaw.

@ DeepZone
@ davidylan
@ Mortiple
@ ifyalways

Whether you all like or not, Ijaw fought for what they deserve. So you're now rewriting WAZOBIA to WAZOIJAW.

Oh1 No wonder there is problem in Darfur. Mei Nama means no harm but rather trying to stimulate an academic debate that will enable us stress out. Thank God Mei Nama is the Head of state of Nigeria what an achievement from following a cattle to Asor Rock.

khai_khai:
MC Grammar, abeg no take english scatter MC Usman brain o!!

Oga  i thank you very much for your concern, i beg the big grammer wai Miss Phd. (Deep zone) dey use for my skin, don scatter my medula obluganta i still dey for dolddrums, i beg make you lower the grammer small so that the debate can continue unabated.

MC Usman:
Wake up and smell the Starbucks cappuccino.

onyinye2:
Oka let me put it as simple as i can. It will never change. No matter how much of your false logic you want to spread, the igbo people and culture shall stay. You don't like it nsogbu adighi. Because that is how it shall be.

You just have to deal with it and get a life. Take a look at the numerous videos on "NIGHT OF A THOUSAND LAUGHT" it is always Ijaw man no de carry last. The Igbos seem have vanish.

@ Onyinye2 see this as a wake call

onyinye2:
So what you are basically saying is that instead of it being Hausa, Yoruba, and Igbo, it should be Hausa, Yoruba, and Ijaw?

Wake up and smell the Starbucks cappuccino.

DeepZone:
Aboki me nama is just looking for trouble here. Can't you see it?

onyinye2:
So are you implying that us Igbos are falling behind? And you don't want us to be deemed as one of the three majority tribes?

The facts are staring and glaring. You see my views is that in the usual manner of the biafran wannabes, they cannot see it because the rush for money has caused them visual impairment. Either you like to believe it or not, Ijaw interests have taken over the Ndigbo interest in the consciousness of the naija people and politics in general. A good example is that the Igbo’s are the preferred candidates to VP in any Political dispensation headed by a northerner but now the reverse is the case.

DeepZone:

Whats this again Marry Kelly Sickness is usually something over which we don't have much control. What is happening here is not sickness - it is an ignorant depraved deliberate choice.

But then there are so many of them in Nairaland

Why all these gang up against Huxely

Police recover N359m, $50,000, £2,000 from robbers in Rivers
Written by Jimitota Onoyume
Thursday, 31 July 2008
THE Police in Rivers State, Tuesday night, recovered N359 million, £2,000 and $50,000 from a gang of robbers who had earlier in the day robbed a bullion van in neighbouring Imo State. Also recovered from the gang were assorted weapons.
Also on Tuesday, men of the Joint Task Force (JTF) killed three militants in a gun battle at Abonema, Rivers State. A soldier died in the encounter.

Among the weapons seized from the robbers were a general purpose machine gun (GPMG), several magazines and bullets.

The Rivers State Police Commissioner, Mr. Bada Hassan, confirmed the incident, saying his command responded to a distress call from the Imo Police.

As soon as the robbers succeeded in emptying the bullion van of its content — 16 bags loaded with money— they fled in the direction of Rivers State.

On getting to Ebere Omma in Etche Local Government Area of the state, the police engaged them in a gun battle said to have lasted some time.

Two of the robbers were gunned down while two others were wounded. The rest realising that the police were gaining the upper hand, abandoned their loot and took to their heels.

The police appealed to residents especially hospitals to report anyone carrying bullet wounds.

http://www.nigeriamasterweb.com/paperfrmes.html

tearface:
people in the north lack behind strongly in religious teachings.[/b]

The word strongly failed you.

What to do when you are hungry (pix)

22 Dua from The Holy Quran

" And when My servants ask thee concerning Me, I am indeed close (to them): I respond to the dua (prayer) of every suppliant when they calleth on Me " [ Quran 2:186 ]


1. Our Lord! Grant us good in this world and good in the life to come and keep us safe from the torment of the Fire (2:201)

2. Our Lord! Bestow on us endurance and make our foothold sure and give us help against those who reject faith. (2:250)

3. Our Lord! Take us not to task if we forget or fall into error. (2:286)

4. Our Lord! Lay not upon us such a burden as You did lay upon those before us. (2:286)

5. Our Lord! Impose not on us that which we have not the strength to bear, grant us forgiveness and have mercy on us. You are our Protector. Help us against those who deny the truth. (2:286)

6. Our Lord! Let not our hearts deviate from the truth after selves, and unless You grant us forgiveness and bestow Your mercy upon us, we shall most certainly be lost! (7:23)

13. Our Lord! Place us not among the people who have been guilty of evildoing. (7:47)

14. Our Lord! Lay open the truth between us and our people, for You are the best of all to lay open the truth. (7:89)

15. Our Lord! Pour out on us patience and constancy, and make us die as those who have surrendered themselves unto You. (7:126)

16. Our Lord! Make us not a trial for the evildoing folk, and save as by Your mercy from people who deny the truth (10:85-86)

17. Our Lord! You truly know all that we may hide [in our hearts] as well as all that we bring into the open, for nothing whatever, be it on earth or in heaven, remains hidden from Allah (14:38)

18. Our Lord! Bestow on us mercy from Your presence and dispose of our affairs for us in the right way. (18:10) & (59:10)

19. Our Lord! In You we have placed our trust, and to You do we turn in repentance, for unto You is the end of all journeys. (60:4)

20. Our Lord! Perfect our light for us and forgive us our sins, for verily You have power over all things. (66:


21. Surah Al-An'am 6.162: Say (O Muhammad SAW): "Verily, my Salât (prayer), my sacrifice, my living, and my dying are for Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamîn (mankind, jinns and all that exists). Our Lord! Perfect our light for us and forgive us our sins, for verily
You have power over all things. (66:


22. Surah Al-An'am 6.162: Say (O Muhammad SAW): "Verily, my Salât (prayer), my sacrifice, my living, and my dying are for Allah, the Lord of the 'Alamîn (mankind, jinns and all that exists).

Kids think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is,
TEACHER : No, Millie, Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook,
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog! ;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.


Arrested for laughing, !!!


This is from an actual trial in the UK :

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing, She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant,

She sat under an advertisement, which read:
'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

The case was dismissed, !!!!!!!



Computer Dependency Test


Here's a quick & very simple test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.

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nosby1:
Dear mc usman, i understand what you are passing through, it is really a pathetic situation i must confess.However i strongly believe that there is no problem without solution.firstly donot spend yor hard earned cash unnecessarily and secondly reach me through my email or phone number below i will tell you what to do.Thank you.

I have sent you a mail already.

Gamine:
So you are married sef.

Yes. Got married immediately after my graduation.

Gamine:
Why don't you just do it where you are

Least you forget, Liberia is still a post conflict enviroment, The John F. Kennedy Hospital in Monrovia can at best offered only D&C not to talk of complicated task

coldwater:
1 The cost of IVF is between 700k to 1.2 million depending on your situation. Try Nordica Clinic, Norman williams Street, Ikoyi and the Bridge Clinic, Victorai Island.

700k to 1.2 million i can settle for 700k in the long run but damn it 1.2 miller is ,
Thanks any away for the unfo

The same west that bleeped the Bible, bleeped christianity.

May kelly:
I am waiting for you. Proof everywhere "Christ the Saviour"

A saviour without an established link, yes he has no begining and ending. We love you JESUS

How long does it take you to reply my post. I bet you need another week to reply the ^{so many defect and sooooooooooooooooooooo many errors in KJV>}

May kelly:
We love you JESUS

Is now i believe you are under 16.

Good

Sorry your pussy is full already. By the way i am dead serious anout the issue please.

I have been married for about 4 years, yet not even a miscarraige has happened. Both of us have undergone medical examination that proved that all seems well. Being a Hausa / Muslim i have financial strenght to marry addional wife. But the thought of a second wife has never being an option to me.

1. I need info as to the cost of IVF and where possiable in Nigeria can one have such operation.

2. Can anyone adive me also as the best Private hospital for fulther medical solution (before the IVF option) to go in Kano , kaduna and Abuja for fulther
examination.

KunleOshob:
The truth is bitter but it is very obvious that the bible is not that perfect impeccable book that the church as presented it to be. It is left for us to determine what is true and work out our own salvation from it.

@Kunle

It''s hard to believe that an intelligent person like you despite resource at your disposal could honestly believe that you can find salvation from something that was pen down by man, has the bearing of human error, and edited by a pagan roman king.

KunleOshob:
The truth is that the bible is a compilation of several different books written over a period exceeding 3,000 years by several different authors. The bible as been reviewed and varied several times. are you aware that there were over 600 books that were being used as scripture before the bible was compiled in 336AD by the roman catholic church?Are you also aware that the original compilation had 80 books, befoe martin luther reduced it to 66? Do you know that there are over 100 translations in to the english language alone? How can such a book be perfect?? It is painful for me as a christian to admit but the reality is that the bible is not the completely perfect book that it is being made out to be.

I guess that explains an adage in Hausa "No matter how fervently people believed that the earth was flat, the fact remains that it isn''t."

@Kunle You are living in an alternative universe,
where the truth is irrelevant - GET BACK ON YOUR MEDS!!!